Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad
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CHARLOTTE, NC—Colin Kaepernick has made his way back into the NFL as a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers. He will be the team's first African American Transgender Poly-Bi Cheerleader and will be joining the team on road games.
"I'm excited to be on the team!" said Kaepernick, weakened by a series of surgeries and hormone injections. "After I insulted the organization and called all the fans racist, I wasn't sure I'd be welcomed back, but I was finally able to contort my body into such a victimized form that they had no choice but to hire me."
"It's a dream come true!"
Panthers coach Matt Rhule was not part of the decision-making process that brought Kaepernick into the cheerleading fold, but he is reportedly enthusiastic about the former quarterback's role on the squad.
"I think he'll be a great distraction when we lose games," he said, sighing wistfully. "And believe me, we're going to lose some games."
ESPN commentator Jaina Winterwoman asked Kaepernick about the audition process. The interview, which will appear on a future episode of NFL Primetime, revealed that Kaepernick doesn't know how to dance.
"Girl, with an identity like this you don't have to do a thing," Kaepernick told the sports journalist. "I don't think anyone's going to be watching me for my dance moves."
The 2022 NFL season is scheduled to begin on September 8th. Ratings for Panthers games are expected to spike early on and then plummet, destroying the franchise.
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When does the comedy start?
Haven’t you heard? Comedy isn’t allowed anymore, it’s offensive…
Oh that’s right, you prefer The Onion. How bout this?
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Classless, tasteless and crude defines RW humor...
As opposed to your humor huh JBB?
When do you plan to get a sense of humor?
Wow, a Trifecta of Racist, Sexist and Homophobic!
Looks like humor isn't your bag.
You probably think Eddie Haskell was hilarious!
In retrospect, he was hilarious.
He reminds me now of many of today's liberals, always trying to snow someone and desperately trying to suck up to someone.
I guess there are some racists out there that think this is funny?
Oh, there probably are.
Along with millions of non-racists who find it humorous.
I think that we might disagree on what goes into being a racist.
"I'm not a racist but I do like a good racist joke now and then" is a contradiction.
I’m not sure, though it seems there are some racists out there that don’t think it’s funny.
Cue the whining how liberals don't get their "Satire".
I suppose you have already received your cues to start whining how "It isn't funny--wah!"
Nah, it’s expected…
You and JBB think a person has to be a racist to laugh at a guy wearing a girls cheerleader uniform?
Both of you would be ROFL while posting some homophobic comments if it was a picture of Clarence Thomas dressed like that.
Probably not.
Why spend one's credibility making up stupid pictures of the guy when there are legitimate problems with his financial self dealing on the court to talk about?
Let's look at the evidence.
I'm not going to hold my breath.
Funny ...... all delicate sensibilities aside that is .....
He still would scare the dark out of a corner
There are far more sites for satire than the Babylon bee guys 'n gals, spread your flippers.
I enjoy BB. Flippers? You miss him don’t you? 🙁