Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire

  

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Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire
LOS ANGELES, CA — Singer-songwriter Demi Lovato declared herself nonbinary and adopted the use of

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Singer-songwriter Demi Lovato declared herself nonbinary and adopted the use of "they/them" pronouns last year, and has made waves again this week by adopting the "she/her" pronouns that she originally had. According to sources, she made this decision when her car's tire went flat on the I-5 freeway.

"I heard the rumbling and thumping at 85 miles-per-hour, and the oddest sensation came over me — I became a woman again!" said the now female singer. "Then I used my feminine wiles to get some help from a manly passing motorist."

During an interview with Stephen Colbert recounting the incident, Lovato discussed her journey with gender identity more broadly. "I've considered changing my pronouns to get out of speeding tickets, settle on a restaurant, and avoid paying for dinner, but this was the first time I really felt helpless — I knew I needed a man to help me change my tire when another semi-truck driver blazed by me without a second look! So scary!"

Some journalists have expressed frustration that Lovato left the door open for future gender changes without warning. Yahoo News contributor Julie Ghoftus tried to explain, but was tripped up: "We don't want to be bigots and misgender them, I mean her, but it seems like she, I mean they…I'm so sorry, what is them today?"

At publishing time, Lovato had again changed her pronouns to "Legion," explaining "we are many."


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    2 months ago

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Texan1211
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1.1  Texan1211  replied to  GregTx @1    2 months ago

You may want to post a definition of satire along with these seeds!

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1    2 months ago

Instead of leading off with that good looking ass I should probably just use this..

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SteevieGee
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1.1.2  SteevieGee  replied to  GregTx @1.1.1    2 months ago

You got drunk and left them in the barn again.

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.3  seeder  GregTx  replied to  SteevieGee @1.1.2    2 months ago

LOL, nicely done Mr.Gee. nope not in there either..

 
 
 
charger 383
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2  charger 383    2 months ago

What they want to be Depends on the situation at the time  

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3  Texan1211    2 months ago

I suppose using 'he' for males and 'her' for females is just all too confusing for some folks.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4  Tessylo    2 months ago

More unfunny satire

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GregTx
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4.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @4    2 months ago

Awww, cute kitty

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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5  Vic Eldred    2 months ago

but this was the first time I really felt helpless — I knew I needed a man 

YOU BET!

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.1  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @5    2 months ago

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Freefaller
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6  Freefaller    2 months ago

Never heard of her/them

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1  Texan1211  replied to  Freefaller @6    2 months ago
Never heard of her/them

Another woke entertainer.

 
 
 
Freefaller
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6.1.1  Freefaller  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1    2 months ago

Lol I/me don't care as she/they have no relevance to me/us

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  Freefaller @6.1.1    2 months ago

Yeah, just another fruitcake who thinks their opinion matters.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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6.1.3  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.2    2 months ago

I found it interesting that some of this article is true LOL

Demi Lovato Comes Out as Non-Binary

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.3    2 months ago
I found it interesting that some of this article is true LOL

And that part makes it good satire, even if unrecognizable by some.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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6.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.3    2 months ago

She isn't the only Hollywood idiot to be confused about her gender.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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6.1.6  pat wilson  replied to  Freefaller @6.1.1    2 months ago

Saw a comment on a Yahoo article about this.

" I identify as a chocolate bar. My pronouns are Her/she "

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
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6.1.7  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @6.1.3    2 months ago

It would only just take an itsy bitsy "Tweeky weeky" to her Makeup and "Vwala" .............

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Freefaller
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6.1.8  Freefaller  replied to  pat wilson @6.1.6    2 months ago

Lol

 
 
 
Tessylo
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6.2  Tessylo  replied to  Freefaller @6    2 months ago

This is satire.  You know, supposed to be funny, but this is not.

I don't think she claimed to be gender neutral.

But again, some think this shit is funny, so who knows.  

 
 
 
Freefaller
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6.2.1  Freefaller  replied to  Tessylo @6.2    2 months ago

To each their own, I having fun with it

 
 
 
Tessylo
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6.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  Tessylo @6.2    2 months ago

Whether she claims to be gender neutral or not who really gives a shit?

 
 
 
GregTx
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6.2.3  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @6.2.2    2 months ago

Apparently you care enough to be talking to yourself about it..

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7  Tessylo    2 months ago

Again, satire, totally not funny satire.  Someone's opinion has nothing to do with it.

 
 
 
GregTx
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7.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @7    2 months ago

512

 
 
 
Tessylo
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8  Tessylo    2 months ago

Some folks wouldn't know good satire if it bit them ass.

Good satire requires wit and intelligence - this has neither.

 
 
 
GregTx
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8.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @8    2 months ago

Ironic.....

 
 
 
Tessylo
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8.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @8.1    2 months ago

What is?

It's not funny.

 
 
 
GregTx
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8.1.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @8.1.1    2 months ago

The post I replied to silly goose.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
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8.2  MonsterMash  replied to  Tessylo @8    2 months ago
Good satire requires wit and intelligence.

That will prevent you from writing satire.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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9  Dismayed Patriot    2 months ago

Demi: prefix - meaning half

 
 
 
GregTx
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9.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @9    2 months ago

Okay........

 
 
 
Tacos!
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10  Tacos!    2 months ago

If Demi’s sense of gender is a little fluid, it’s none of my business. I wish her well.

It does make me scratch my head, though, that we spend so much time talking about pronouns. You don’t use gendered pronouns when talking to a person. You use them when talking about them. And I would guess most of the time, that means they aren’t present for the conversation. So, it’s hard to see it coming up a lot as an issue.

But I don’t understand the resistance either. If there was someone at work and I knew they were changing their pronouns, I would try to comply with their wishes when talking or writing about them. It’s just good manners and it costs you nothing.

 
 
 
bugsy
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11  bugsy    2 months ago

Identifying as something you are not really means....

Pretending.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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12  Jasper2529    2 months ago
"I've considered changing my pronouns to get out of speeding tickets, settle on a restaurant, and avoid paying for dinner, but this was the first time I really felt helpless — I knew I needed a man to help me change my tire when another semi-truck driver blazed by me without a second look! So scary!"

Translation: She's a user and manipulator to get what she wants? Ha ha ha! Good Babylon Bee!

 
 

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