Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire
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LOS ANGELES, CA — Singer-songwriter Demi Lovato declared herself nonbinary and adopted the use of "they/them" pronouns last year, and has made waves again this week by adopting the "she/her" pronouns that she originally had. According to sources, she made this decision when her car's tire went flat on the I-5 freeway.
"I heard the rumbling and thumping at 85 miles-per-hour, and the oddest sensation came over me — I became a woman again!" said the now female singer. "Then I used my feminine wiles to get some help from a manly passing motorist."
During an interview with Stephen Colbert recounting the incident, Lovato discussed her journey with gender identity more broadly. "I've considered changing my pronouns to get out of speeding tickets, settle on a restaurant, and avoid paying for dinner, but this was the first time I really felt helpless — I knew I needed a man to help me change my tire when another semi-truck driver blazed by me without a second look! So scary!"
Some journalists have expressed frustration that Lovato left the door open for future gender changes without warning. Yahoo News contributor Julie Ghoftus tried to explain, but was tripped up: "We don't want to be bigots and misgender them, I mean her, but it seems like she, I mean they…I'm so sorry, what is them today?"
At publishing time, Lovato had again changed her pronouns to "Legion," explaining "we are many."
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You may want to post a definition of satire along with these seeds!
Instead of leading off with that good looking ass I should probably just use this..
You got drunk and left them in the barn again.
LOL, nicely done Mr.Gee. nope not in there either..
What they want to be Depends on the situation at the time
I suppose using 'he' for males and 'her' for females is just all too confusing for some folks.
More unfunny satire
Awww, cute kitty
but this was the first time I really felt helpless — I knew I needed a man
YOU BET!
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Never heard of her/them
Another woke entertainer.
Lol I/me don't care as she/they have no relevance to me/us
Yeah, just another fruitcake who thinks their opinion matters.
I found it interesting that some of this article is true LOL
And that part makes it good satire, even if unrecognizable by some.
She isn't the only Hollywood idiot to be confused about her gender.
Saw a comment on a Yahoo article about this.
" I identify as a chocolate bar. My pronouns are Her/she "
Lol
This is satire. You know, supposed to be funny, but this is not.
I don't think she claimed to be gender neutral.
But again, some think this shit is funny, so who knows.
To each their own, I having fun with it
Whether she claims to be gender neutral or not who really gives a shit?
Apparently you care enough to be talking to yourself about it..
Again, satire, totally not funny satire. Someone's opinion has nothing to do with it.
Some folks wouldn't know good satire if it bit them ass.
Good satire requires wit and intelligence - this has neither.
Ironic.....
What is?
It's not funny.
The post I replied to silly goose.
That will prevent you from writing satire.
Demi: prefix - meaning half
Okay........
If Demi’s sense of gender is a little fluid, it’s none of my business. I wish her well.
It does make me scratch my head, though, that we spend so much time talking about pronouns. You don’t use gendered pronouns when talking to a person. You use them when talking about them. And I would guess most of the time, that means they aren’t present for the conversation. So, it’s hard to see it coming up a lot as an issue.
But I don’t understand the resistance either. If there was someone at work and I knew they were changing their pronouns, I would try to comply with their wishes when talking or writing about them. It’s just good manners and it costs you nothing.
Identifying as something you are not really means....
Pretending.
Translation: She's a user and manipulator to get what she wants? Ha ha ha! Good Babylon Bee!