Martha's Vineyard Takes Revenge On DeSantis By Shipping Him 50 Karens | Babylon Bee

  

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Via:  jeremy-in-nc  •  one week ago  •  7 comments

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Martha's Vineyard Takes Revenge On DeSantis By Shipping Him 50 Karens | Babylon Bee
Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by Ron DeSantis, Martha's Vineyard has taken ultimate revenge on the governor by shipping 50 Karens to Florida.

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Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by Ron DeSantis, Martha's Vineyard has taken ultimate revenge on the governor by shipping 50 Karens to Florida.

"Perhaps now DeSantis will think twice before he sullies our pristine white island with brown migrant people," said Martha's Vineyard HOA President Karen VonSchnitzel. "Once the charter flight filled with our neighborhood's most insufferable Karens touches down in Tallahassee, he will rue the day he made us look like heartless racists in front of the entire country. HAHAHAHAHA!"

The group of 50 Karens was selected from over 478 Karens who volunteered for the flight, as most women who live on the island are named Karen. "Hopefully this political stunt will help DeSATAN see the error of his ways," said HOA Vice President Karen Bohannan. "If not, we'll send even more. There are plenty more Karens where that came from!"

Once the Karens land in Florida, they have been instructed to wreak havoc on the locals by walking into establishments and demanding to see the manager, calling the police on black joggers, and driving slowly in the left lane. Locals have mobilized to prepare for the onslaught by building walls of sandbags and boarding up windows.

At publishing time, DeSantis confirmed the Karens had been apprehended by the Florida National Guard and were on their way to Gitmo.


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Jeremy Retired in NC
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1  seeder  Jeremy Retired in NC    one week ago
At publishing time, DeSantis confirmed the Karens had been apprehended by the Florida National Guard and were on their way to Gitmo.

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George
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1.1  George  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1    one week ago

If the Karen’s pull a shotgun on the black joggers, do they automatically qualify to run for the senate as a democrat in Florida? Or do they have to move to the Northeast first?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  George @1.1    one week ago

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Greg Jones
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1.1.2  Greg Jones  replied to  George @1.1    one week ago

Nah, that would be Pennsylvania.

 
 
 
George
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1.1.3  George  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.1    one week ago

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Ronin2
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2  Ronin2    one week ago
and driving slowly in the left lane.

They will have to drive really slow for Floridians to notice. Everyone knows that Florida already has an over abundance of overaged retirees that cover the driving slowly in the left lane part. Usually with their turn signals on for miles.

Special shout out to my newly retired bud Jim who just moved to Florida. Hopefully he finally found glasses thick enough to read this; and his grand children have taken pity on him and set his computer up and made him an account on this website. Highly doubt it as I haven't seen the moniker he uses elsewhere. 

Sorry to all Floridians. Jim is a great guy; but he drives the largest known Caddie in the universe. His left turn signal is broken- stuck on. Please don't honk at him while he is driving- he thinks you are being friendly and will slow down even further to wave out his window. Yes, he can drive even slower when pushed.

Come on Jim, how can I insult you properly if you're not here?

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3  Sparty On    one week ago

I wonder if any of them are regulars here ......

 
 

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