Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  one month ago  •  18 comments

Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'
U.S. — Following a raft of new polls this week showing GOP gains in key Senate battleground states, Republicans were seen Googling

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U.S. — Following a raft of new polls this week showing GOP gains in key Senate battleground states, Republicans were seen Googling "What to do after winning an election," while dabbing beads of sweat from their brows.

"This is unprecedented; it sort of feels like someone's stealing the election, but not the way we planned," said Senator Mitch McConnell, who has spent the past two years helping Republican Senators to not get re-elected through tactics such as voting with Democrats, acting like Democrats, and having no moral backbone.

Other popular trending searches among Republicans slated to win midterm elections include:

  • "How do you get your constituents to not vote for you?"
  • "What does 'majority vote' mean?"
  • "Points to lose if I come out in support of Beto O'Rourke?"
  • "Liz Cheney campaign strategy."
  • "Liz Cheney phone number."

At publishing time, Rep. Kevin McCarthy was seen reading the book, What To Do When You Become House Speaker Despite Your Best Efforts.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    one month ago

original

 
 
 
Sparty On
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2  Sparty On    one month ago

Lol ... great satire always has a smidgeon of truth to it ....

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1  Tessylo  replied to  Sparty On @2    one month ago

But this isn't great satire

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    one month ago

I enjoy it.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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2.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    one month ago
But this isn't great satire

Don't hold others to your impossibly high standards, none of us can ever meet them.

 
 
 
squiggy
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2.1.3  squiggy  replied to  Tessylo @2.1    one month ago

It's just that greatness eludes you.

 
 
 
gooseisback
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3  gooseisback    one month ago

Let's see if we can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!  

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1  Texan1211  replied to  gooseisback @3    one month ago
Let's see if we can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory! 

Hillary has certainly supplied us with a blueprint on how to do THAT!

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1    one month ago

I just saw where Hillary has already started accusing the GOP of trying to steal the 2024 election.    
I guess we’re still okay in 2022 ..... jrSmiley_88_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Texan1211
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3.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.1    one month ago
I just saw where Hillary has already started accusing the GOP of trying to steal the 2024 election.     I guess we’re still okay in 2022 .....

I swear, someone couldn't even make up the dumb shit she says.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.2    one month ago

She a mean one .... Mrs Grinch

 
 
 
GregTx
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3.1.4  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.1    one month ago

Just saw that. Hillaryious....

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
3.1.5  Sparty On  replied to  GregTx @3.1.4    one month ago

It is not a coincidence she tends to show up around Halloween ...... and your dog Toto too!

 
 
 
squiggy
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4  squiggy    one month ago

I thought an alphabetical list would hold 'religion' to the bottom but then doesn't 'abortion'  just shine like a star. Aw jeez - how will they fuck this up?

 
 
 
George
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5  George    one month ago

Maybe set aside a fund to cover the liberals fuck ups? Lots of back pay settlements coming up.

NYC Ordered to Reinstate Workers Fired for Covid Vaccine Refusal

 
 
 
Sparty On
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5.1  Sparty On  replied to  George @5    one month ago

Outstanding!

 
 
 
GregTx
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5.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  George @5    one month ago

Not sure how they're going to afford doing that with all those thousands of illegal immigrants they have charge of now.

 
 
 
George
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5.2.1  George  replied to  GregTx @5.2    one month ago

Maybe a second fund to cover the 10’s of thousands of cases they had to dismiss because the Biden administration failed to file the paperwork in a timely manner for illegals to appear.

 
 

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