Subject: A Short (But Could Be True) Tale Of Our Times

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  4 weeks ago  •  5 comments

Subject: A Short (But Could Be True) Tale Of Our Times








Subject: A Short (But Could Be True) Tale Of Our Times









A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."




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Buzz of the Orient
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1  author  Buzz of the Orient    4 weeks ago

I don't normally comment on the war in Ukraine, but this was sent to me in an email by my brother, so I thought it was worth sharing with the NT members (if it doesn't get censored by the powers that be).

 
 
 
shona1
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1.1  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    4 weeks ago

That's hilarious...you have made my day..🤣🤣🇦🇺🇺🇦

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @1.1    4 weeks ago

Maybe only people in the Eastern Hemisphere think this was funny.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
1.1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

You may not hear much laughter for a while.

 
 
 
shona1
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1.1.3  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.1    4 weeks ago

Morning..lose your sense of humour and you are stuffed...

 
 

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