Pierre Poilievre wishes traitorous dictator who hates the country he is PM of would stop being so divisive

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  hallux  •  one month ago  •  30 comments

By:   LUKE GORDON FIELD - The Beaverton

Pierre Poilievre wishes traitorous dictator who hates the country he is PM of would stop being so divisive

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OTTAWA – Leader of the opposition   Pierre Poilievre   is calling on “left-wing scum” Justin   Trudeau   to stop dividing   Canadians   on political lines.

“Canadians don’t need a leader who puts down his fellow countrymen by calling them ‘a fringe minority,’ just because they hold extreme views shared by only a small percentage of the population,” said Poilievre. “And I wish that Communist boot licker would understand he’s supposed to be bringing people together.”

“Honestly it’s just emblematic of woke communist globalists like Trudeau and every member of the Canada destroying Liberal and NDP parties to be mean to people who happen to disagree with them politically.”

Poilievre has repeatedly accused “known Cuck” Trudeau of using harsh language and name calling towards members of the   Freedom Convoy   and their supporters, indicating that is something he will never do when he is PM.

“I don’t care whether you’re a bra burning Lesby, an Avocado toast eating snowflake, or a bagel with locks eating ‘elite’, as your Prime Minister I’ll always treat you with respect.”

As part of his campaign to unite all Canadians Poilievre has announced immediate plans to set   Toronto   on fire.


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Hallux
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1  seeder  Hallux    one month ago

Different country, same shit.

 
 
 
Kavika
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1.1  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @1    one month ago

True enough

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @1.1    one month ago

f'n knuckle draggers are deaf to their own hypocrisy...

 
 
 
Ender
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1.2  Ender  replied to  Hallux @1    one month ago

The only difference I can see is one of us has an accent...

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @1.2    one month ago

the only accent you can actually see is an italian accent...

 
 
 
Ender
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1.2.2  Ender  replied to  devangelical @1.2.1    one month ago

Sometimes I think that anyone that could bring us Michael J Fox isn't all bad.

Then I remember Bieber.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @1    one month ago

I would agree if this were NOT satire.

 
 
 
JBB
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2  JBB    one month ago

Typical of beedy eyed binary minded rightwing nunus everywhere!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3  Trout Giggles    one month ago
As part of his campaign to unite all Canadians Poilievre has announced immediate plans to set Toronto on fire.

He's going to need a lot of matches

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    one month ago

he's a conservative. he'll start with a masonry building...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @3.1    one month ago

lol

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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3.1.2  afrayedknot  replied to  devangelical @3.1    one month ago

“he's a conservative. he'll start with a masonry building...”

….and if that should fail, there is always a promised wall to be built (or at least funds to be raised). 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  afrayedknot @3.1.2    one month ago

As long as it keeps the cold air in Canada in January...I'm fine with that

 
 
 
Hallux
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3.1.4  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.3    one month ago

Thanks ... not!

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.1.5  devangelical  replied to  afrayedknot @3.1.2    one month ago

meh, all the white walkers are already on the wrong side of it...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    one month ago
"As part of his campaign to unite all Canadians Poilievre has announced immediate plans to set  Toronto  on fire."

Okay, as long as he stays away from the building my daughter lives in, besides its being where my storage unit is, and my bank branch where my Canadian bank account is. 

 
 
 
JBB
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3.2.1  JBB  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.2    one month ago

Really? Burn Canada, except your kid, your stuff and your money?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JBB @3.2.1    one month ago

Burn Canada?  Did the quote not say Toronto?  This is a SATIRE article, not a serious one, so....

256

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4  Texan1211    one month ago

An amusing bit of satire, but not nearly as amusing as the comments which leads one to believe that the posters didn't understand that it is satire.

 
 
 
Hallux
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4.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Texan1211 @4    one month ago

For satire to work as in Gulliver's Travels, there need to be some truths behind it. The posters who you attempted to defame  were commenting on those and what you claim to witness is none other than by the eyes of your prejudices; they appear to be many.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  Hallux @4.1    one month ago

After further perusal of the comments here, my comment stands still.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hallux @4.1    one month ago

One must have wit to understand satire

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.2    one month ago
One must have wit to understand satire

The self-professed 'witty' ones seem to have missed it.

 
 
 
Hallux
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4.1.4  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.1    one month ago
my comment stands still.

It's looking a lot like Lot's wife.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  Hallux @4.1.4    one month ago
It's looking a lot like Lot's wife.

Perhaps, to the undiscerning eye, of course.

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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4.1.6  afrayedknot  replied to  Hallux @4.1.4    one month ago

Now you’re getting salty! 

 
 
 
Hallux
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4.1.7  seeder  Hallux  replied to  afrayedknot @4.1.6    one month ago

Just serving up some Saltines for the crackers.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.8  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @4.1.7    one month ago

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Buzz of the Orient
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4.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @4    one month ago

I did.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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4.2.1  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.2    one month ago

Okay.

 
 

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