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AMERICA is through with You Know Who: TRUMP

  

Category:  News & Politics

By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  7 months ago  •  20 comments

AMERICA is through with You Know Who:  TRUMP
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron

America is through with TRUMP!

And, so should you, "SHAT EATERS"! His shat is not healthy. It's SHAT...for "crying out loud"!

Get your noggin' out of his over sized BUNION, and stop eating onions.

Must I tell you everything?


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

When I stumble on facts, I live to snare them with you. TRUMP IS THROUGH!

"Don't Cry For Me", Mister Apple Pie! That ain't no stye in your eye. That is BIRD CRAP compliments of the "BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE"!

Send MONEY, Honey...or your bra to Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz, FLOUNDER & COCO % THE BIRD DROPPING INSTITUTE -a Think/Stink Tank for MORONS, No Idiots, Please! They (Idiots) clog shat up.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

When you are NAKED do you ever think of me?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

My Mamma used to say, "Son, I will beat the crap out of you if you ever drag that VULTURE CAPITALIST, Donnie Trump into our house, again!

So, naturally, I didn't and shouldn't either.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

My Mamma used to say, "Son, I will beat the crap out of you if you ever drag that VULTURE CAPITALIST, Donnie Trump into our house, again!

So, naturally, I didn't and shouldn't either.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

What words of WIZ-DUMB did your Mamma drill into your head?  Did it hurt?
Mine still does.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

AMERICA IS THROUGH WITH TRUMP.

HE IS A SKUNK without a Tail.

A Tale of Madness with No End.

"Bye, bye Miss America Pie!"

Alright, I am nuts, so what? You think "Dirty Diaper Donnie" ain't?
Man, that boy/man/mania needs to be hauled off to the:

DICK CHENEY NURSING HOME FOR WAYWARD REPUBLICANS - 
Where WATER BOARDING is not TORTURE, it is THERAPY.

This has been a "Brokeback Mountain" PSA, brought to you by the Broke, Insane Boys at the Bird Dropping Institute, located in the lovely, but nearly all torn down, Mildew, Ohio, where there are NO JOBs, not even BLOW JOBS!

 
 
 
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7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Hallelujah, get you BIBELS out on pound them on the Vestibule for all the Lamp Chop to hear, far & near, and shout:  AMERICA is thorough with Trump Aches!

Finally, Friends, Romancers, and Cunt-tree-manses, the Wicked Witch is gone, done, cooked, but not stroked.

Perhaps, with a STROKE, which could explain a lot.

Ain't it GREAT?

No more TRUMP GRATING on everyone's nerves. The Wicked Witch is gone!

Send card and money, honey to the "Bird Droppings Institute", CASH ONLY, no damn communist checks.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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7.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7    7 months ago

There are no Communist checks in China, nor are there Communist cheques, no matter how you spell it.  It's either cash or digital.  But my father, who was the most capitalistic capitalist I ever knew, always said, and I do as he did, if you don't have the cash in your pocket, you can't afford it.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Maybe now, you and I can dance the "JIG" without it being rigged. Screw T-Rump Bone Spur to the "STICKING POST" he is done, finished, Kaput.

Congratulation America!

 
 
 
cjcold
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8.1  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    7 months ago
Congratulation America!

I have officially nominated the Trumpster for a Darwin award.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @8.1    7 months ago

NEADERTHAL MAN?

 
 
 
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9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

When I was growing up...I never made it all the way.

Like T-Rump, I was stunned by a stun gun, but T-Rump had a large BONE SPUR stuck up his rather humongous ARSE, "and that made all the difference in the world". - Robert Froster

It explains, also, why Trump took the path less traveled. His chauffeur was an unpaid, illegal immigrant from inside Trump's Arse, according to rumblings from Alberta Einstein, Albert's first romance with himself.

Oh, yes he is!

 
 
 
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10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

If you would like to see more "Words of Wiz-Dumb From An Empty Drum", send
$8.00 per month to the Bird Dropping Institute...we be doing your thinkin' fer ya.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

I am on FIRE.

Gonna set my HAIR ON FIRE...like my heroes, NERO, Michael Jackson, and Richard Pryor!

Join me. It's fun and helps with Wax In The Ears.
Save the Wax for a "Raining Day", when there are no taxes to pay, and you can play.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

All righty, then, I am NUTS!  So what? At least I am not a Trump "The Dumpster".

TRUMP IS DONE!


 
 
 
MonsterMash
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12.1  MonsterMash  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12    7 months ago
All righty, then, I am NUTS!
No doubt about it.
 
 
 
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13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Look because things didn't work out for you, you dropped out of school in the 8th grade, got a shatty job, low wages, and no pu-tane is not a REASON to support the WORST POTUS in the HISTORY of AMERICA.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Have you noticed that ONLY the brightest do it, EAT THE PRESS DO READ IT!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

My Mama says, "Trump is 77, and still wearing a diaper! What's up with that?"

 
 
 
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16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

Brothers & Sistas of the CORN HOLE DEGENERATION, you have to WAKE the Freakin' Frack UP.  "Dirty Diaper Donnie" knows he is going down and wants to take you with him.

Fugazi TRUMP!

 
 

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