Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening
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BROWNSVILLE, TX — In a long-awaited move expected to generate some attention, President Joe Biden arrived at the southern U.S. border today to cut the ribbon for its official Grand Opening.
Alongside representatives from the Border Patrol and other government dignitaries, Biden presided over the ceremonial ribbon-cutting to signify that the border between Mexico and Texas was now recognized as fully open for travel.
"Come one, come all," Biden said as he snipped the blue ribbon with scissors. "Listen up, folks. We've put a lot of work into this moment. There were some people who didn't want to wait for the grand opening. That's alright. They're still… they're still… it's ok if they… we're fine. I'm proud to declare the border officially open. Come on in and enjoy the festivities. Ice cream."
Biden made his visit to the border town of Brownsville, which has seen a steady trickle of border crossers, and insisted that the border had remained closed until this ceremony. "To say that we've had an open border is a bunch of malarkey," he said. "My opponent is supposedly visiting some place called Eagle Pass today, where they claim tens of thousands of migrants enter the country every month. We know that's false. 'Eagle Pass' sounds like a made-up town, anyway. Where's Jill? Is this Canada?"
Biden then wandered away from reporters and was last overheard demanding to speak with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
At publishing time, officials estimated there were approximately 5,369 new migrants who crossed the border during Biden's speech.
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Hilarious if it were not so true - the dueling visits by Trump and Biden were so obviously nothing more than photo ops that it would be hilarious if it were not so sad.
I love your metaphor of a "ribbon cutting" ceremony
Also all past, current and future border crossers will get many free gifts curtesy of the US Taxpayer.
And he is restocking the free official commemorative tee shirt, sure to be a collector's item.
That's a real picture. One that is worth a thousand words.
I get it. As a political issue the border is really just a big joke to the gop. The gop has no intention of doing a damn thing about immigration reform bcause that is the only thing MAGA have left to bitch about. Butt...
The Republican House have passed a border security bill.
Ask fucking Schumer why he is sitting on it?
The Senate has passed none. Their BS "bipartisan" keep the border open bill died in the Senate.
Trump visited the border, too, and The Border Patrol warned everyone to watch their wallets.
Brandon visited Brownsville, TX a place the Texas governor Abbott has secured with razor wire and has seen very few border crossings because of it. He can't have hoards of illegals getting in the way of his photo op.
The same razor wire that Brandon's DOJ is fighting furiously in court to have removed.
The secret service had to screen border patrol agents to find the most liberal ones possible; and the ones with the highest gag reflexes to listen to the president's speech.