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Trudeau assures Liberals they just need to ride out this 28 month polling dip

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  hallux  •  4 months ago  •  5 comments

By:   LUKE GORDON FIELD - The Beaverton

Trudeau assures Liberals they just need to ride out this 28 month polling dip
Asked if he had a plan to actually turn the Liberals poll numbers around Trudeau had a decisive answer: “Trump winning.”

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OTTAWA – Facing pressure to step aside, beleaguered Prime Minister   Justin Trudeau   has encouraged his party’s MPs to hold and see if they can just wait out their current 2 plus years of bad poll numbers.

“In   politics   there are always going to be ups and downs,” said Trudeau during a party meeting. “Sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re consistently down to ‘ Conservatives   are about to win a super majority’ territory in every poll for nearly 3 years.”

“You can’t let it get to you. And you certainly can’t do anything differently to change it.”


The Liberals  have been down in the  polls  against the Tories since April 2022. But Trudeau backers are quick to point out that polls fluctuate all the time in politics, and that any day now a poll could come out showing them 18 points up instead of down.


“You can’t just trust the polls. There are so many other things to look at to gauge support like by-elections, fundraising and attendance at campaign rallies. And sure the Conservatives are beating us at those things as well, but…you know. They exist too!” said Katie Telford.

Asked if he had a plan to actually turn the Liberals poll numbers around Trudeau had a decisive answer: “Trump winning.”


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Hallux
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1  seeder  Hallux    4 months ago

Oh the inanity! If our southern cousins elect Trump we get Trudeau and if they elect Biden we get Poilievre ... @!@

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hallux @1    4 months ago

I'm sorry.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @1    3 months ago

Who knows what's going to happen next when you're sitting on top of chaos?

 
 
 
Hallux
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1.2.1  seeder  Hallux  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.2    3 months ago

An inquisition of some sort. ... the price of living in interesting times.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Hallux @1.2.1    3 months ago

Yes, it appears that the ancient Chinese curse is happening, doesn't it.

 
 

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