Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent
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WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent.
The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent.
"With my extensive experience of campaigning and pandering to black communities, I just had to step in and offer to help," explained Clinton. "Kamala has her heart in the right place but I think everybody was just having a hard time believing that accent."
Harris turned down an initial offer for help from President Biden who said that his years growing up in black churches and protesting for civil rights with George Washington Carver could help Harris's black authenticity. But when Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.
At publishing time, inside sources report that Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times.
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It is called "identity politics" and we've seen it before.
Please note:
Harris is even hiring some of Obama's former staff members, adding 2008 campaign manager David Plouffe, 2012 deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter, and grassroots organizing strategist Mitch Stewart, according to the Washington Post.
Harris strategy and staff recycles Obama’s 2008 playbook (msn.com)
It's called satire and is tagged as such. Better than most of the Bee's offerings of late.