American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color
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PITTSBURGH, PA — Social justice warriors scored another victory today, as retail chain American Eagle issued a public apology and replaced Sydney Sweeney in its ad campaign with a fat, transgender double amputee of color.
The new campaign featuring Sweeney had caused controversy after American Eagle was accused of choosing an attractive young Caucasian woman to sell their clothing, which is a well-known Nazi dog whistle.
The company aimed to quickly rectify this by replacing Sweeney with the most intersectionally diverse fashion model of all time.
"We're really sorry for giving people someone pleasant to look at," said American Eagle spokesperson Eliott Dorton. "We mistakenly believed that featuring a beautiful woman wearing our jeans would make people want to see our commercials and buy our products, but we instead unintentionally outed ourselves as horribly racist Nazis. We deeply apologize to anyone who was offended by someone visually appealing, and we have officially changed course today by replacing Ms. Sweeney with Chantrese Underwood, a body-positive disabled man who identifies as a woman. We trust that this correction will put us back in everyone's good graces. Thank you."
The brand's new face was thrilled to get the call. "I'm grateful for the opportunity," Underwood said. "As a fat, transgender double amputee of color, I haven't seen much representation in fashion ads, so it's nice to be a part of changing that. I look forward to rolling my chair down the runway and showing the world just how fat and transgender I can be."
At publishing time, American Eagle had also issued a formal apology for its prominent depictions of the American flag, eagles, and the fact that the word "American" is in its name.
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If the right didnt have something to bitch about every hour they would dry up and blow away.
That post just begs for a "both sides" reply, but out of deference...
In that case its a good thing I dont give a shit.
It's not bitching, just poking fun at silly lefties.
But you do give a shit, otherwise you would just move on without comment,
Bet she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
That's pretty funny since it was the left that whined about the ave.
Can you give us a count of how many anti Trump articles you put up every day and how many you have put up in the last 10 years?
That's pretty funny coming from the person who puts up whining articles about a particular individual. There's what, a few hundred by now?
If they could pull it off, this would be a news story and not just satire.
Give them time. Eventually they'll figure it out and it will be as ridicilious as you can imagine.
Do MAGAs really think this crap is funny? Or, in their incessant rage and hatred, have they forgotten what "funny" means?
This is intended to hurt. Is that what MAGAs think "funny" means, nowadays?
Most probably do, and for good reason.
The problem is many on the far left believe that white supremacy, DEI, nazis and whatever insult they have for white people are in every advertising that has a white person in it. .
Sweeney is an attractive white woman who has a spokesperson in the ad says "Sydney has great jeans".
If the person in the ad was what is listed above in the article and the spokesperson says "such and such has great jeans" would you have the same fauxrage?
Your little emojis have become pathetic. If there is no coherent response, just don't embarrass yourself with the emojis.
Thanks
I don't think they will miss an opportunity to laugh at the stupidity of the left. They seem to do it a lot and you all set your hair on fire just as expected. It's kind of fun to watch.
Instead it come off as desperate and pathetic.
You people do not even understand your own memes!!
I wasn't responding to a meme. I was responding to YOU.
Me too. I don’t even know what meme he is talking about.
I don't think he does either.
Fuckin hilarious.
Anyone with a sense of humor thinks it is funny. Of course humor has been lost on the eternally outraged years ago.
We do it to piss off, mock, and make fun of moronic progressives, who set themselves for such treatment.
It used to be more challenging, now many of them get upset starting when the sun rises.
Is that agreement that the meme isn't funny?
Is pissing off the libs all you people live for?
That's sad.
No. The meme is funny. Additionally, your outrage at it is funny.
It's always a bonus to see you all setting your hair on fire, running in circles shrieking.
What's the next freak out? You all going to join the "outrage" over a woman playing Zelda instead of a man?
Where do you see "outrage"?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
You're comments.
No protests. Just enjoying a good laugh at your expense.
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Speaking of moronic progressives, Kamala Harris has a book out about her failed campaign:
Here is some more funny stuff.
https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-orders-sydney-sweeney-to-gain-80-pounds?fbclid=IwY2xjawL3IqZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHv_5oXwtgp-0dwr89TwYtsmZt054Xgc7PCpkkuakRtAVanQ4J3CWN2Mtu0Jf_aem_OsH_2vLBS1UODyaHSqmtkw
Please learn how to post a link.
Better yet - seriously - do you know what MAGA is and what it means?
C'mon 1st. Most of them don't even know what a woman is, what racist and fascist mean, nor how to use words like white supremacist without making themselves look stupid.
You don't know?
It's America's current fascist movement.
So you don't know what it means. You know, I REALLY wish I could say I am surprised. But your misuse of the word "fascist" gave it away.
It's America's current fascist movement.
It's not so much a misuse of the term, it's just todays fascists hate to be labeled as fascists because that word has so much negative history attached to it. Today's fascists like to come up with better slogans than the fascists of the past who printed slogans like "Make Germany Great Again!". No, todays fascists are totally different because they use different words to mean the same things.
Also, todays fascists think they would have had to round up all of their political opponents into concentration camps or to start gassing their opponents to make them fascists which of course is insane, but we're dealing with those not playing with a full deck.
So, you don't know???
Repeating a something that is false doesn't make it true.
Don't spin it. It's a misuse of the word. And it's laughable coming from the American left. The very people who sat silently by as the Democrats acted in a true fascist fashion (i.e. trying to remove a candidate from the ballot, partisan investigations, false accusations, etc.).
Trump supporters didn't just try and remove a candidate from the ballot; they tried to stop the constitutionally mandated peaceful transfer of power and install their own dictator. Talk about fucking fascists.
Looking.....looking....looking.....Nope. Nothing to back up your claim. Not that I'm surprised.
The purpose of advertising is to sell stuff. Use models and themes that cause people to want your products
Exactly. And anyone who takes "jeans" for "genes" is LOOKING to be outraged........by something, anything. Guess they forgot when J Lo did Guess Jeans.
But that was okay..................
https://investors.guess.com/news-releases/news-release-details/introducing-jennifer-lopez-star-guess-jeans-spring-2018#:~:text=NEW%20YORK%20%2D%2D(BUSINESS%20WIRE,Jeans%20Spring%202018%20advertising%20campaign.
Interesting - been looking for a few many minutes and can't find her jeans - nice lookin' yams though.
You mean
And not
Are you still triggered by that? LMAO!
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The encouraging thing is American eagle did not hack down and apologize snd instead issued a press release essentially saying they won’t be bullied by crazy people.
a could years ago they’d have issued a groveling apology, signed up their exec team for a struggle session and given millions of dollars to whatever grift of the week was popular on the left at the moment to buy peace. Progress. Can’t give in to the red guards as they enforce their cultural revolution
Agree. Maybe some day the whiners will realize more people are making fun of them than buying into their bullshit and STFU. I doubt it though.
So apparently the left is freaking out over a Dunkin' advertisement: