Today's ICE Crimes
A florilege of fascism
ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.
let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled
by Jeff Tiedrich
Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino, the pint-sized Nazi-cosplay homunculus currently in charge of Fucking Shit Up in Minneapolis, is having the saddest of sads right now. can you blame him?
I mean, what kind of topsy-turvy world are we living in, where a fascist can’t even take a piss in peace ?
(note: when I tried to upload this clip to YouTube, they slapped an age-restriction on it and wouldn’t allow it to be embedded in a post — so you’ll have to click here if you want to watch it in all its foul-mouthed glory.)
“NOW: Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino hounded by activists and shoppers protesting his presence as he and a federal agent caravan leave a Target in St Paul, Minnesota for a restroom break.”
‘hounded by activists’ is a supreme understatement. Obergruppenführer Greg gets completely dogpiled the second he exits that Target bathroom. here’s the full transcript of the clip:
“you’re a fucking bum, you. you’re a bitch. and if your wife’s got a problem, fuck her, too. you guys are all bitches. you can’t do shit to me. you can’t do a thing. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out. nobody wants you here. right. get the fuck out. walk the fuck you, you stupid bitches. get the fuck out of here. the fuck out of here. coward. you’re a fucking coward, bitch. you’re a fucking bitch. fuck you. hold on, babe, I’m on the phone with these bitch-ass niggas. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here, you stupid bitches. you’re a fucking coward piece of shit. fuck you. and if you didn’t have a gun or a vest, I would beat the shit out of you. take that fucking badge off, and that fucking gun, and see what happens to you. you shut the fuck up, you’re not fucking tough. you’re a bitch and get the fuck out, you fucking pussy. you fucking bitch-ass white boys. I’ll fucking spit on you. fucking get out of here. get the fuck out. shut the fuck up. get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here.”
oh, my virgin ears. mercy me.
do the Nobel people give out a Cussing Like A Sailor Prize? FIFA, here’s your chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Greggers was so traumatized by his harrowing brush with foul language that he had to go running to Fox News to whine about it.
“something else here as far as what happened in that Target store is, truly I felt sorry for the public, and the reason for that is by and large 90% of the public are happy to see us. they like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions.”
first of all, check out how this guy dresses to go on TV. it’s like a Nazi and a park ranger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.
here’s a question: if ‘90% of the public’ is happy to see Greg, then why does he need a phalanx of goons guarding him whenever he goes to drain the lizard?
perfectly normal stuff, right?
pro tip: if you think needing to be surrounded by masked and armed thugs is a sign of your popularity, you’re fucking delusional.
here’s another question: for Greg. all these people who are happy to see masked ICE goons in their neighborhoods, and can’t wait to ‘engage’ with them — are they in the room with us right now?
how exactly are people ‘engaging’ with ICE and walking away unscathed? they certainly can’t be saying ‘I’m not mad at you, dude’ — because I’m pretty sure that shit earns you a death sentence.
sorry, Greg — We the People loathe you, and hate everything you represent. here’s another fun thing that happened yesterday. ICE goons showed up in the Lyn-Lake neighborhood of Minneapolis — and they got chased the fuck out of there by angry residents.
here, enjoy 98 seconds of bliss .
as they fled, the ICE goons lobbed a teargas canister at the angry crowd — as one does when one is beloved by 90% of the people. am I right, Obergruppenführer Greg?
and it’s not just the good folks of Minneapolis. yesterday afternoon, Arizona Republicans tried to hold a press conference in support of ICE. protestors shut that shit down almost immediately .
nurselee4az , we thank you for your service.
ICE Barbie and Pint-Size Greg love nothing more than to play dress-up and go on TV to talk tough — but it’s all for show. deep down inside, they know they’re losing the public relations war. this is disastrous for them. no one voted for smiling moms getting shot in the face. no one — apart from the brain-dead cultists — abides any of it.
and so yesterday, without any fanfare whatsoever, ICE distributed a ‘legal refresher’ to their thugs , reminding them that Constitutionally-protected freedom of speech is still a thing — and as much as they’d like to be able to, they can’t execute anyone for calling them a pussy-ass bitch.
oh, is that wrong, to shoot someone for expressing free speech?
because I tell ya, the poorly-trained, trigger-happy incel who murdered Renee Good has to plead ignorance on this thing. because if anyone had said anything at all to him when he first started at Homeland Security that that sort of thing was frowned upon…
none of this shit is sustainable, and now it’s going to court — because not only is all this fuckery immoral, it’s illegal .
Minnesota officials sued federal immigration authorities on Monday, claiming the Trump administration’s “unprecedented surge” of immigration agents is politically motivated and violates the U.S. Constitution. In their suit, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison and the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul are asking a federal court to issue a temporary restraining order to stop or limit the Department of Homeland Security’s “Operation Metro Surge.”
let’s give today’s final word to Rochelle Bilal, the Sheriff of Philadelphia. Sheriff Bilal has a crystal-clear message for ICE goons: if you come into my city to commit a come, you are going to jail .
“let me note that law enforcement professionals — real ones, not the made-up fake ICE, Trump’s new army to attack citizens of the United States. did you hear what I said? no law enforcement professional wears a mask. none. none. those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime ... you’re getting arrested. law enforcement professionals do not shoot at moving vehicles. law enforcement professionals do not stand in front of moving vehicles, invoking an action that is illegal. and so we stand here today with all those who stand against the made-up, fake, what you can call ICE law enforcement professionals, I don’t call them none of that. I call them fake, made up, wanna-be law enforcement — because what they do is not only against legal law, but the moral law. if any of them want to come in this city and commit a crime, you will not be able to hide. and the fake, whatever they call him — because I can’t say the name — but the criminal in the White House will not be able to keep you from going to jail. ”
oh, fuck yes! more like this, please.
We Tried To Send These Tabs Without A Headline! Tabs, Tues., Jan. 13, 2026
Because we forgot to think of one!
by Evan Hurst
GOOD MORNING!
Minneapolis, St. Paul and the state of Minnesota have sued the shit out of the Department of Homeland Security for its daily terror attacks against the Security of the Twin Cities part of the “Homeland.” [ press release ]
Oh boo hoo hoo! ICE Nazis and terrorists are reportedly very scared of backlash, now that they’ve started murdering US citizen mommies in the streets and people seem kinda PO-ed about it! So while Nazi Puppykiller Barbie is bragging that she’s going to surge more fed thugs into Minneapolis, sounds like not many fed thugs actually want to volunteer for the assignment. An excerpt:
“There might be some immature knuckleheads who think they are out there trying to capture Nicolas Maduro, but most field officers see a clear need for deescalation,” a high level career official at Homeland Security headquarters in Washington also told me. “There is genuine fear that indeed ICE’s heavy handedness and the rhetoric from Washington is more creating a condition where the officers’ lives are in danger rather than the other way around.”
STAY IN THE STREETS IN EVERY CITY. Obviously don’t do anything to hurt an ICE Nazi! Renee Good certainly didn’t. But stay in the fucking streets and keep telling those losers God never loved them and neither did their dads. [ Ken Klippenstein ]
Meanwhile, here’s some more highly trained behavior from Donald Trump’s Gestapo:
And here is some more:
Also at Target, here are a bunch of ICE Nazis protecting little Greg Bovino while he does a poopy, if you haven’t seen it. Oh no, is Greg Bovino poop-shy?
And here is Greg Bovino — hopefully after his poopy! — telling Hannity last night that “90 percent” of people actually really love him and ICE, which sounds like one of those things he tells himself in front of the mirror when he’s trying to speak being 5’9” into existence.
AND here is Bovino also telling Hannity “hats off” to the cowardly bitch who murdered Renee Good, while Hannity proverbially jerks himself off while reciting the Trump Regime White Supremacist Misogynist Lie version of what happened. Also note what a weenus little voice Greg Bovino has. Golly, it is a mystery why he ended up in this line of work, isn’t it?
Secretary Pete “Shitfaced” Hegseth is putting Elon Musk’s Grok inside the Pentagon’s computers. Was he worried the Pentagon’s computers couldn’t make kiddie porn? Oh well, guess they can now. [ AP ]
Also he committed another war crime. A really, really big one. It’s called “perfidy.” We’ll just add it to his list at The Hague. [ New York Times ]
Speaking of Shitfaced, Senator Mark Kelly is suing the living shit out of him for trying to go after his Navy retirement, in retaliation for Kelly stating the truth out loud, which is that troops have a DUTY to tell illegal orders from tyrants and their little fluffers to fuck right off. [ New York Times ]
So … US Attorney Judge Boxwine reportedly was totally freelancing when she decided to go after Jerome Powell, and she’s nah gonna stop [ glurg ] no matter what you [ slurp ] say, OSSIFER. [ Bloomberg ]
The FBI is investigating whether Renee Good was friends with any liberals AKA domestic terrorists, excuse us “Examining Victim’s Possible Ties to Activist Groups,” because this is the Fourth Reich, and that’s what happens in the Fourth Reich. [ New York Times ]
Meanwhile, bunch of new high-level resignations from the criminal section of the Civil Rights division at DOJ because clownassed hack Harmeet Dhillon, who “leads” the division, refuses to investigate the Minneapolis ICE murderer’s murdering. [ MS NOW ]
LMAO LOL JAJAJAJA the number two at the Eastern Division of Virginia — AKA where dethroned US Attorney from Baywatch Lindsey Halligan is still squatting, because we guess she’s having trouble processing the fact that she is no longer the US Attorney from Baywatch — just got fired because he is the latest person to laugh in Halligan/DOJ’s face when asked to be part of the joke prosecution of James Comey. [ CBS News ]
Related, a judge said LMAO LOL JAJAJAJA to Halligan last week, demanding she answer by today why she is still calling herself the US attorney, because, uh, like, she isn’t. Judge David Novak would like to know how is that not a false statement to the court, and why shouldn’t he kick her into the fucking sun, you know, in legal terms. [ Axios ]
Donald Trump hates Pam Bondi, ‘cause she’s bad and stupid. [ Wall Street Journal ]
First they did capital controls to the poor immigrants and I didn’t say anything because I was a piece of shit. (Hey, guess who else did this? }
You will never guess who allegedly did the Jackson, Mississippi, synagogue arson, just kidding yes you will. [ JoeMyGod ]
This is just a very good Daily Show clip:
Finally, still watching all the Diane Keaton movies, and so there is this one from 2013 called The Big Wedding , and it got HORRIBLE reviews, and quite frankly, we think that is very unfair because it is a stupid, silly delight with a ridiculous all-star cast — Keaton, De Niro, Sarandon, Robin Williams, plus Katherine Heigl, Topher Grace, Amanda Seyfried and an absurdly cute Ben Barnes — and you should watch it because shut up, we said so.
It’s fluff. Watch some fluff and be happy Diane Keaton enjoyed doing some fluff from time to time.
OK that’s enough, later.
The Fascist Murders Will Continue Until You Stop Calling Them Fascist Murderers!
Faux 'calls for unity' on the Sunday shows.
by Michael Mora
Last Wednesday, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer named Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis . And as footage has continued to come out contradicting the Trump regime’s lies about what happened that day, the regime has responded by continuing to lie through it, while declaring open season on anyone who protests their fascism .
That continued on the Sunday shows. Let’s dive in.
Kristi Noem
We begin with former South Dakota governor, noted puppy murderer, and DHS Secretary Kristi Noem on CNN’s State Of The Union .
Host Jake Tapper began the interview by asking for details about the investigation of the ICE shooting of Renee Good. Tapper asked why the federal government was shutting the local Minnesota police out of the investigation.
Noem wore her condescending face for this interview, and started gaslighting:
NOEM : I would say that these locals, if you look at what Governor [Tim] Walz has said, if you look at what Mayor [Jacob] Frey has said, they have extremely politicized and inappropriately talked about the situation […] They have inflamed the public. […] and I would encourage them to grow up, get some maturity, act like people who are responsible, who want people to be safe and the right thing to be done.
Two things:
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Pretty rich to work for Donald Trump while asking others to “grow up” and act with maturity and responsibility.
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Before we even knew Renee Good’s name (or Jonathan Ross’s), Noem herself was calling Good a “domestic terrorist” while JD Vance whined like a petulant child that people didn’t believe their gaslighting, but were choosing instead to believe their own lying eyes.
NOEM : Well, everything that I have said has been proven to be factual and the truth. […] TAPPER : With all due respect, Secretary, […] That's not what happened. We all saw what happened.
NOEM : It absolutely is what happened.
This continued back-and-forth, with Noem insisting that Good “weaponized” her car by trying to drive away from the Ross as he shot her three times in the face. Tapper again asked how one can assert no ambiguity while no investigation has happened yet. Noem’s reasoning was not very compelling.
NOEM : I had just been in Minneapolis and had been with those officers, had seen what they were facing on the streets every day.
What does being there previously have to do with understanding something that happened afterward? Is she saying she knew her ICE-stapo legion were itchy-triggered cowards looking for a justification to murder people that civilly disobey them?
In footage from his own cell phone, Ross is heard calling Good a “fuckin’ bitch” right after he murdered her. Jake Tapper asked Noem about this, and she smirked, played coy and answered, “It could be, sir,” when asked to confirm that it was Ross’s voice.
TAPPER : Those are law enforcement officers being physically attacked. By this standard, would any of those officers been justified in shooting and killing the people causing them physical harm?
NOEM : Every single situation is going to rely on the situation those officers are on.
[…] know that, when people are putting hands on them, when they are using weapons against them, when they are physically harming them, that they have the authority to arrest those individuals and make sure that they're facing consequences […]
TAPPER : The president pardoned every single one of those people.
NOEM : ... and -- and make sure that they're getting justice for their actions going forward.
TAPPER : President Trump pardoned every single one of those people.
NOEM : And every single one of these investigations comes in the full context of the situation on the ground. […] TAPPER : I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers, undisputed proof, undisputed evidence. […] President Trump pardoned all of them. And you said […] Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. It's just not true. There's a different standard for law enforcement officials being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters.
Not the first time Kristi Noem has looked like a complete dumbass on this particular show:
Once again, no notes.
Tom Homan
The Border Thumb Czar appeared on both NBC’s Meet The Press and Fox News Sunday to angrily chastise everyone for calling murder “murder”:
"The murders will stop when you stop calling us murderers!" is not a very compelling argument. He’s also upset about people calling fascists fascists and terrorists terrorists and Nazis Nazis:
We’ve also seen these types of fake calls for unity from fascists before.
Homan continued this bitching on Fox News, arguing that ICE has been around for “40 years” (it hasn’t) while defending ICE’s tactics and training.
A lot of the Trump administration has stressed that Ross is a federal law enforcement veteran and highly experienced, in order to justify the murder he committed. It’s not the flex Trumpers think it is.
According to an NBC News report , Ross was with US Border Patrol from 2007 to 2015, and he joined ICE later that year. Not incidentally, a 2013 CBP-commissioned report by the independent Police Executive Research Forum (PERF) found a disturbing pattern that sounds eerily familiar to us today:
Jonathan Ross may well have done as he was trained to do when he killed Renee Good, but that is the problem. That’s why they have zero remorse when they kill you, call you a “fucking bitch” and smear your entire life’s legacy.
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Sorry about all the "Frame not allowed" notices, but it's just too much time to fix them all...
I'm afraid we're just getting started. They would rather put the nation through a trauma than admit their tactics are wrong.
The trauma is the point.