It appears to this LUNATIC, that the majority of Republicans in the Senate are addicted to CORRUPTION! What say you?
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By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 10 months ago • 17 comments
The United States is under attack by the Uber-rich BASTARDOS, who don't give a "Rat's Patoota" about you, me, or anyone that is not one of them.
Republican SENATORS have wrapped up the CORRUPTION scheme and, as I see it, have a monopoly on the Senate decisions.
Senator Grumpy GRASSLEY, from Iowa, gets a mere 1,000,000 dollars from the Federal Government to help out his palatial farm. Isn't that "LOV-ER-LY"?
People need government stipends, too. Poor people, the jobless, low-income folks don't need it. They need to suffer until they grow up and become RICH PRICKS like the rest of the rich Bastardos. Don't you agree?
Our FAKE PRESIDENT, Donald John Trump, aka "Dirty Diaper Donnie", is one of the biggest, historic crooks in America, and is idolized, of course, by the very people that Donnie detests. Isn't that ironic?
Donnie has publicly stated, numerous times, that he wants to be KING! King what? King Kong, King of Orange-skinned folks?
Donnie, in case you are not aware, was born into a very wealthy family. When his Father, Frederick "The Crook," passed away, Donnie received the bulk of his corrupt father's enormous wealth, estimated at $349,000,000.
Trump, the "Notorious CON MAN", did what any common CON MAN would do in that circumstance, HE TOOK THE LIONS SHARE of the LOOT for himself and cheated his family members out of much of their inheritance.
Donnie is not a nice guy. He is a BILLIONAIRE!
Most billionaires are not nice; a small handful are alleged to be kind and do share their wealth.
But not the so-called PRESIDENT POS, Orange Pedifile, Donnie Trump!
You see, Donnie, is special. He dodged the Vietnam draft 5 times, because he is special, rich, and could bribe his physician, who was a former hippy, and not a Vietnam fan.
Donnie, aka "Dumb Fuc", has skills in his ability to cheat everyone he has ever conducted business with out of MONEY. Donnie enjoys that, and hurting people and grabbing women by the "pussy" for kicks.
Donnie is perverted!
Currently, REPUBLICANS support "Dirty Diaper Donnie" because he feeds his followers with WARM, RAW BULL SHAT, and they seem to swallow it, each time the ORANGE GREEDY BASTARDO open his tiny, thin mouth.
It appears to this defiled, 84-year-old reperbate, that REPUBLICANS in office are ADDICTED to bribes; they lap it up, regardless of the downside it may have on the United States of America's economy!
Fifty SENATORS just VOTED NO on a Resolution that would prevent the orange pig from bombing the HELL out of every country that gave him a bur up his big, FILLED- DIAPER ARSE!
What say you, Fellow News Talkers.com?
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I would have to say yes.
Yes, and then some, as these fckrs have enabled a mentally incompetent miscreant to mishandle a multitude of issues with each having a multitude of issues. The G O P
G od O wful P eepull
own this POS potUS and all the shit he has caused, as it took decades to build up trusted allies now who can't trust US, nor should they with each and every word this mental midget does produce, a vomit most feel the urge to induce.
FCK Trump and the Republicans he road inn on. The party deserves to be vanquished and exiled.
Spoken by an AWOKE AMERICAN that gives a damn about his country, not one that believes Donald J Dump Fuc gives a damn about anyone but himself.
The evidence is overwhelming. Trump has already been IMPEACHED twice. Congress does not "IMPEACH PRESIDENT" the fun of it!
What in HADES is it going to take to WAKE REPUBLICANS in RED STATES, to help them, and avoid being hogsaggoed by a gd,
CON ARTIST, who cannot stand them.
There is no person on Earth who at some point in their life hasn't been
"suckered"! It is NOT your fault. It is the CRIMINAL DONALD J. TRUMP that is destroying our Country, shredding the CONSTITUTION, cuddling up with PUTIN, making billions from the Oval Office from highly questionable people.
Trump has PARDONED some of the world's largest DRUG DEALERS, the entire imprisoned J6TH rioters, who are, in some way, responsible for the death of 6 Capitol POLICE OFFICERS, who died from their wounds, assault, and beatings as they tried to protect the CAPITOL BUILDING!
Trump organized it, got funds from his RICH Friends, and even attempted to have his OWN VICE PRESIDENT killed to stop the transfer of powers.
Trump S U P P O R T E R S, have you no respect for your country? Are you so blind that you can not see the CORRUPTION, the LIES, the DESTRUCTION that Trump has dumped on OUR COUNTRY?
America is "Yours and Mine"! Not his alone!
America is under siege by TRUMP and his NEO-NAZI BUFOONS, who are attaking DEMOCRATE STATES to frighten VOTERS in the upcoming vote.
TRUMP must be removed from PUBLIC OFFICE, held accountable for his crimes, I M P E A C H E D to save our country from total collapse.
What say you?
What, John Russell, can AWAKENED AMERICAN CITIZENS do to protect our country from being turned into DONALD J. "Poop His Pants" Trump's KINGDOM?
Republicans at any level are sticking by this POS, when they are probably going to be the first victims of KING TRUMP
There have been calls for a general strike.
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Time is running out!
We don't have the time for a protest.
Trump is WINNING the War. We must act now to convince Americans of the impending THREAT, and force REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE & HOUSE to put AMERICA above their personal GREED.
Our country is under siege by a DEMENTED LUNATIC that will, and has done, anything to remain in CONTROL of our country, and make himself RULER!
Hello, my "Naughty NewsTalkers.com FIENDS", I have a request!
How does an idiot like me copy this article and send it to my FACEBOOK page, titled The PIGEON REPORT?
It is there that I have 5000 friends, versus 15 friends here, that apparently do not realize that I write "POLITICAL HUMOR", not "Political Porn", as my multiple critics claim.
When T-Diddy Trump, the Pedophile, had his first term Christmas Party, I wrote a piece that was read by 50,000 friends. It was one of my favorites, but because I am a CERTIFIED IDIOT, I can no longer locate it anywhere on my computer.
As an often battered poster, here on "EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT", I write often when not smoking a joint, holding sex parties for "Horney Blind Folks" or talking to myself, nonstop. At nearly 84, I can get away with most things.
Humor, apparently, is not one of them.
If you have any SECRETS that might assist me in my pursuit to get DONNIE J. TRUMP "i m p e a c e d"!
I would be forever grateful and understand your disappointment.
Magnifico!
Ain't that the LIVING TRUTH, not "Truth Social", that is all BULL SHAT!
HATE IS EASY!
I believe that it is extremely difficult for people who idolize someone, then discover that they are not who they seem to be, it is extremely unpleasant, and often ignored.
Trump is NOT who he said he is. He pretends that you are his fans, but in private, he calls people stupid, envious, and uneducated. Trump despises everyone but himself.
It is nearly impossible to change someone's mind when they have already made up their mind and are not interested in what other folks have to say.
Have you noticed that, too?
In two days, I will turn 84.
Send jars of coins to Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", in care of Mildew, OH-HO-HOES, where there are NO JOBS, not even "BLOW JOBS"!
The invasion into our lov-er-ly little burrow by the county Sewage Treatment Dump was called by "Dirty Diaper Donnie", sending his NEO-NAZI, NASTY, BOOT LICKING, ICE GOSTAPO Nimkimpoops to our lovely, little town.
That beat everyone to exhaustion, raided what little we had, and wanted to RAPE our women, but backed off because they are "too ugly" according to the Ice agent, who beat me to a pulp.
It's a good thing that I am a masochist, or I might not be sharing my WISDUMB with you.
As many of you know, I am a "BIG DEAL" here in Mildew! I is, believe it or not, CEO & FLOUNDER of the "BIRD DROOPINGS INSTITUTED, a Tink Tank for Moron, No IDIOTS, Please!
Like many communities, following Trump's illegal encroachment into the White House, our community nearly totally collapsed due to the unfortunate fact that the majority of us are registered MAGA Republicans addicted to LIES.
To savage what little we had, we decided, like most Little Towns with Little Folks, do...we decided to become a TOURIST TRAP!
Now we make MONEY, with hand over fist, and send a large portion to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", so we might at least survive in this HELL HOLE.
"COME ON DOWN"! We are just a Sharp Right Turn From COMMONSENSE!
So White folks are NOT aware that we be people, too. Although I confess, we don't look it from the infrequent baths we seldom take. You know, every drop of water we save puts out our mari-gee-wandy-pipe we smoke.
Come on Down, Friends, Fends, and Misfits! Don't be scared of the barbed wire fences, nor the machine gun turrets; that is just for show, however, they do work if folks get out of control.
We even have our own Star-Rated Restaurant, "The Choke & Choke." It's a lot of fun to see folks do that.
Most of you, elder, grey-headed, near senile old farts, know about "Digger O'Dell", the Undertaker in some old black-and-white TV shows, who made us cry, laugh, and throw the China dishes at each other, just for the fun of it. Like "Dirty Diaper Donnie", done did on J6 day!
We into the MUD, just like you! Digger owns the "CHOKE & CROKE" hotel and Resaurant, and everything else in our quaint little town, to his morgue. Some folks come and never leave. It's the damnest thing.
Well, at 84, I have to pee every 15 minutes, so I've got to go, or there will be consequences.
See you soon. I have so much I want to share with you!
Sincerely,
Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", coming to you LIVE from URANUS. Whatever you do, "DON'T SCRATCH IT". That interferes with the mic-row-phone we paid the UFO folks to insert it into your booty.
Night All, I take it ever chance I get!
I was once like you, but now am not!