SADNESS is where we are at!
Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! The content is worthless! The Value is in the Paper when you EAT IT!
"Spewing Expletives" is where it is at, according to my other nom de plume, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored".
If you don't think I am not "doctored," just take a gander at me, Medicine Cabinet.
I take one, two, maybe three hundred pills a day. If I ain't "doctored", who in HADES is?
CAUTION: these disgusting Epistles are not yet rated!
My Fellow, NEWS TALKERS.COMMIES, here at the BIRD DROPPING INSTITUTE - a Think/Stink Tank for Morons, no Idiot, please, we believe in MAGIC...Magic Johnson, that is.
Our manifesto states that "The PUBLIC'S right to know every damn thing, right this damn minute, SUPERSEDES our right to tell the truth".
So, we don't! We lie about everything, as Donnie does. He is our President, who lies, so that must mean that he wants us to lie.
However, my NewsTalkers.commies, you can still send MONEY, Honey!
You know, like Maga Loons and the UBER RICH, give money to the UBER RICH, CROOKED DONNIE J. TRUMP!
Why can't we, the opposition to "Dirty Diaper Donnie", get a helping hand from the destitude that we might save AMERICA from "Dirty, Filthy, CRUEL, Mean, Diaper Donnie", and, of course, like Donnie, making ourselves RICH!!
That man is "full on NUTS", and should immediately be sent to Alcatraz for the rest of his ALAGE life.
Now, my Folk Rauretes, for just $19,000 per month, for the rest of your LIFE, you, too, could FORCE "Little Johnnie Jump Up", the author of these heinous briefs, from posting this "CRAP"!
I know that it is what so in the Higharchy, want.
Here, at "EAT THE PRESS-DO NOT READ IT", we make up lies, just like "Fox TV Fake News", and "Dirty Diaper Donnie".
So, why can't we, here at the acclaimed repository, might get filthy rich, like your hero, Donald J. Trump, an adjudicated CHILD RAPIST, and a convicted felon.
By gum, if you can support a loony bin like Trump, you could support A loony bin like me.
That is why we are asking every one of you on "The NewsTalkers.commie "Trail of Tears", to send your hard-earned money to support us, Nut Crackers," so, throw everything you own, or your neighbor's junk, and your clothes away and go naked like NATURE intended us to do.
As most of you know, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a CHILD RAPIST, an ADJUDICATED RAPIST, a CONVICTED FELON, a renowned POS, and a known criminal.
Sorry, I get those two things mixed up. Do you, too?
Here, at "Eat The Press-Do Not Read It", we, like Donnie, beg for moula.
Thanks to your generous donation of "ONLY $19,000 per month for the rest of your life, we, too, may target America's most corrupt politicians, such as "Dirty Diaper Donnie, Kash Patel, Attorney General Pondi, V.P., "Couch Humper" (VP, J. D. Vance), or, as Donnie does, keep the money and run.
Republicans in high places must be smoking dope, drinking too much, and are so corrupted that they are willing to lick Trump's Orange Burnt-Tacos!
Wasn't that rewarding?
You see, folks, my "SAUCES", Ghouliani & Steven ("Mealy Mouth") Miller, stated in one of my "dream hallucinations", that they have it on "pretty shaky grounds", that all of the still living "Re-Puritans", are to this very day, claiming that they do no longer believe in the White, Blue-Eyed JESUS, instead they are sending all of their money to their SUPER-Dupper RICH, Right-Wing Republican PREACHERS that want a WHITE AMERICA, just like it says so in the BIBLE...the original bible written by Walter Concrete!
That makes sense! Don't it? Or, donuts? Now, keep that a SUPER, DUPER SECRET!
Think about that, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" wants to be King of the United States of America, if we would only let him!
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