Hello, My Fellow NEWSTALKERS.Commies, I is Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo coming to you "LIVE" from inside URANIS, here to ed-u-ma-cate you!
As you know, the World, and especially the United States of America, is going to HELL in a Handbag.
Please, don't drop a load, this instant.
Wait until "Dirty Diaper Donnie" does his business, then we can all smother his FAT ORANGE ARSE with a mountain of manure, sending the insane sack of cow patties and his CADRE of SYCOPHANTS back to HADES, from whence this POS emerged!
Or so I am told by one of me numerous hallucinations!
Do you have hallucinations, brought on by the INSANITY of "Dirty Diaper Donnie" and his Legions of Maga-Lunatics? I
Let me, ask you this, however, because I like to digress, and undress while I type.
Is that WRONG, I arse you, my fellow NewsTalkers.commies?
Send MONEY, HONEY, I ain't doing this fer the Love of the All Mighty!
I, like Donnie, am in it for the "GRIFTING"!
Now, let me get back to my first issue, HANDBAGS!
What difference does it make if it a designer's handbag. Probably made in CHINA and sold on the streets of America, taking good jobs from our recently released felons.
As a handful of you may know, but do not give a rat's patatas, I is a big shot in me neck of the woods, MILDEW, OHIO, where there are no jobs, not even "BLOW JOBS"!
We be located, jest a shark RIGHT TURN from Commonsense!
It jest a "Hop, Skip & Jump" from the Twilight Zone.
Come on down and visit us!
Where once we "was" a dilapidated, torn down hole in the wall community of roasted Thorn Eaters! Now, we be a prosperous, community making money hand over fist.
Thanks to the good folks that hand over their money, and don't get the fist.
Now if'n you are lucky enough to still have your old auto-mo-bubble, and can afford gas, in the Trump era, or are stupid enough to drive down here, I repeat, we be just a SHARP RIGHT TURN FROM COMMONSENSE.
Americanos don't be afraid of the barbwire fence, the machine gun turrets, that is fur decorations, to entice folks to visit.
Well, NewsTalkers, what most peoples do not know, and probably never want to know, is that we have our own restaurant, "The Choke & Croke", located right smack dab, next to our "HOTEL OF WHORES", which generate funds for our church,
"The Church of the How Small is your Brain, How Big is your Wallet", owned by no other than Dirty Diaper Donnie!
While not raping children, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" poses as the Reverend "ORAL FLEECE", straight from the street and not from the police, as well as our IDOL!
We, here, in Mildew, Oh-High-Hoes be friends and loyalists of "Dirty Diaper Donnie" and serve as his private WIPERS, whenever the need arises.
Are you a TRUMP WIPER, too!
He is running out of them. Won't you volunteer to work for nothing to help our LORD and MASTER, "Dirty Diaper Donnie"?
Donnie is a TRIP! Someday he will fall down the steps. I hope it is soon! Don't you?
Have you noticed that Donnie is always chewing on some poor soul's arse, threatening them, then selling them his Gold Gym Shoes, Bibles, and their souls for pennies on the dollars?
I noticed! You should, too.
Donnie is a "Natural Born Bully". He loves making fun of his supporters and thinks that they are dumb.
Do you think MAGA LOONS are dumb?
Like most American preacher/Presidents/Con-Artists, Donnie owns practically everything 'dag-gone thing in our town, including, most of us!
Soon he will own you, too!
Excuse me, Mother FUC CARDOES, should Donnie be in a CARDBOARD BOX and SHIPPED OFF to IRAN, they want him.
Most of Americans don't!
If you haven't noticed, Donnie is deliberately DESTROYING the United States of America to keep his corrupt arse out of PRISON!
Don't be FOOLED BY A FOOL, me fellow Americanos!
Fugazi this POS!
Why is Donnie Still Upright, I ass you?
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz, "Doctored"!
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"What's you goin' to do when they come for you?"
"The World", they say, "Will Little Note, Nor Long Remember What We Did Here", but it will never forget what T-Diddy Rump Roast did here.
Donnie done fugazi up da WORLD!
Can I get a H E L L, YES!
Hell, Yes!
fat don, the fascist fuck up. if trump really wanted to fuck iran over, he'd strap a parachute on himself, vance, rubio, and hegseth and jump when they got over tehran ...
Amen, Brother!
That FAT, ORANGE POS is totally worthless. I just read where his daughter and ugly brother were weeping about their dear religious father, "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE."
Apparently, he is exhausted from all of the good deeds that he does for "MERICA", and now he must rest.
Rest, resting on the HILL, I hope, sometime soon.
I don't HATE Trump, I just think he is NUTS, and everyone that supports him is a barking Junk Yard Drunk...er...that is my opinion!
If he really wanted to fuck them up, he would just say, "Here. Let me drive."
When I was a kid studying for the Electric Chair, I lived in a poor part of town, "TRASHLANDIA." We were so poor we had to RENT groceries.
My Mother died at birth...her own. My father ran off with a Ho when he was 9 years old.
I was raised by my "WEIRD UNCLE AL"; most everyone has a Weird Uncle All.
Every morning, "Weird Uncle All" would kick me down the stairs, then up the stairs. One might say that "Weird Uncle Al" liked to kick!
One morning, I decided to do something about it. I tore out the steps. But that didn't stop "Weird Uncle Al"!
What stopped him was falling into the hole where the steps had been.
So, I stuffed all of me belonging in me watch pocket and headed off to Hollywood!
What a 'Freakin' Fractin' disaster that was.
So, I changed my name to Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", crawled on my hands and knees all the way to Mildew, Ohio, where there are "NO JOBS", not even Blow Jobs.
Now, I beg a "BIG DEAL"!
I am CEO & FLOUNDER of the "BIRD DROPPING INSTITUTE" - a Think Tank For Morons, No Idiots, Please, where I write my POLITICAL SATIRE, or as me friends claim, "Political
Pornograpy"!
It is my torn and battered mind that demands that we, the Lost Americans, must KICK "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE" down the White House steps, to SAVE AMERICA from that contaminated POS!
What say you, "My Fellow NEWSTALKERS.Commies"?
Ain't not one deeply disturbed NewsTalkers.com has a thing to say about me POETRY, and that hurts me soul so much, too much!
I cry...I cry every night and in the daylight, too. So send some damn MONEY, Honey...I got to eat, too.
May the "BIRD OF PARADISE" fly up T-Diddy's Nose, and peck the rest of that wasted brain away.
Is that wrong?
Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo signing off...way off. It's part of me family tree of DEMENTED NUT JOBS.
Are you sure?
Indeed, I diddly do, do, do!