Trump just announced a NEW PRODUCT he is selling for only $1600, "Trump's Essence"! The Perfume that will "KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF & KNOCK OUT YOUR BRAIN"!
Trump's newest scam, er...I mean, the product that he is selling for ONLY $1600 is "Trump Essence Perfume".
Everyone who is anyone wants to SMELL like "Dirty Diaper Donnie". It will knock you and everyone off their feet for days, perhaps a lifetime, if one gets too close.
Hand-made, I am told by my "sauces", Ghouliani and Steve "Never Bathes" Bunions, two former Top Advisers, now working as dishwashers in the YMCA.
Both are "gays", and they live together at the YMCA!
That's "Y M C A". Let all sing it loud and queer...er...I mean CLEAR!
My Fellow Trump devotees, for just $1600 "smacker rues", you, too, can smell like "Donnie Dip Shat"!
If you love that Trump smell, you'll love this perfume, or you will go to jail.
Who in their RIGHT-WING MIND would want to miss out on "TRUMP STENCH"? Only Democrats I am told!
Bottled exclusively for MAGA LUNATICS that LOVE those "Dirty Diaper Smells"!
Remember, folks, if you are a MAGA FOLLOWER of "Dirty Diaper Donnie", for only $1600 you can smell like Donnie J. Trump. Ain't that Wonder Bar, Bar None? Failure to do so results in a "NO FOOD FOR YOU"!
Donnie makes his PERFUME all by himself, and has a secret recipe creates that smell all on his own!
If you are one of the first 18,000 purchasers...you can still keep your home. But, if not, well, Trump has the RIGHT TO SEIZE IT!
'Cause Donnie is the President and you are not! You are snot! If you don't like it, you can go straight to prison, at no additional cost.
Buy it today! It STINKS!
"Donnie J. Trump Stink"! Who could arse for more?
This offer is brought to you by "Little Johnnie Jump Up", who will probably be "ICED" in the morning, if you refuse to buy it. So, buy it, or die!
My Fellow Fiends:
This is Another, Worthless, "Down in the Gutter, Dirty Dangerous Choice You Can Make Right this Freakin' second or never get another second"!
For just $1600 you can make the "Man in the Orange Make-Up" richer.
Do it now or see your dentist in the a.m. without your teeth!
I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE. CAN YOU! The answer better be "YES"!
NIGHTAL...I Take it every chance I get. It's got alcohol in it!
Is that wear the "COMMIES" post their threats? In the RED BOX?
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Trump is a bit NUTS, so I am told by my "sauces" Ghouliani and Steven "Never Bathes" Bunions, two of T-Diddy Rump Roast's top dogs.
I'd bet the farm that trump could find a lot of maga dipshits to buy his used depends for $19.95 plus shipping ...
Wow! That is a bargain!
What MAGA wouldn't want one of "Dirty Diaper Donnie's', DIRTY DIAPER to hang on their living room wall?
Excellent point!
I know I wouldn't! But MAGAS are different!
Thanks, John Russell!
My FAVORITE FAG...er...I mean flag!
America's new "Dirty Diaper Flag", courtesy of Donnie Fugazi!
JD Vance defended Richard Nixon today -
That boy, JD ("No Pants") VANCE, is an idiot! I should know. I am a full-blown IDIOT, too.
But not dumb enough to support a man who cannot control his own bowels.
Breaking New:
Trump is "Facing a lot of Blubber", and may fall over, or down the White House steps and into the Reflecting Pond.
According to our "sauce", J.D. Vance, who wants to be President, but can't determine which of the three names he has, is the best one.
None is my guest!
Please, tell us what part of Trump you LOVE the most?
Me No Like "Dirty Diaper Donnie"! Do you?
What's not to love?
that's good, granny because NOBODY wants to date you
I wouldn't rule out most of the maga incels, proud boys, oath keepers, or 3pers ...
Now that is T-Diddy Rump Roast kind of woman. Bounce Melanoma, and stop banging your daughter!
-Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"
Is it possible for me to change my name three times, as JD ("No Pants, Couch Humper") Vance has done?
How could I do that? Currently, MAGA LUNATICS and Trump worshipers are getting more and more aggressive.
Is it possible to switch to another nom de plume? How might I do that on The NewsTalker.com?
I prefer my real name: JONATHAN LIVINGSTON PIGEON-POO, "DOCTORED"!
It is easier to read and has a way of making MAGA LOONATIC sick! I want to do my duty as a patriot, not cannon fodder from certified Chicken Shaters!