Trump Goes Into Full Comedy Mode
Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left.
@realDonaldTrump · November 7, 2026, 1:40 PM
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I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th president of the United States.
The only thing funnier will be if he was serious.
Why should a president be a joker? Did we hire a comedian?
I didnt
He's not joking.
Whether or not the guy actually takes the job is another story.
I didnt know being a great violent fighter and warrior was a job requirement for press secretary. I suppose Kaitlin Collins wont backsass him though.
Well, Dana White should be too busy making fights (money) to stand around jaw-ing with reporters (trying to pull truth out of him) about wily politicians! It will be a waste of my time to even watch White try to match wits with men and women whose profession it is to ferret out the news leaders do not wish to give freely. Mr. White will be bored silly!
And that is just it: The press do not care about Dana White's background. . . they simply want the facts or whatever they can pull out of the 'game' that is White House drama. Nobody is going to be 'whipping' anybody. . . unless they want to pay 'bigly' for the pleasure of doing so!
This. . . notion. . . that people should walk on eggshells around Trump and his cabinet. . . simply won't do and is not happening. Tough guys. . . 'brutes' are wasted in politics.
Trump has always selected his press secretaries with a certain look. It seems that look has changed recently from blonde bimbo to muscle top.
josh hawley and tom cotton converted him ...
Every day, Trump shows us what a disgrace he is to the office of the presidency.
Trump, a comedian? I’d say don’t quit your day job, but please, please quit your day job.