Trump reveals he fell for MS-13 obvious photoshop
By: Brian Tyler Cohen News
Normally I would say that Trump is just doing his thing ... pushing his bullshit no matter how absurd and never, ever backing down.
However, after what I have observed Trump do in his first 100 days, I think it is indeed possible that Trump is this stupid.
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He wasn't a member of a gang, and then they looked, and on his knuckles, he had MS-13.
There's a dispute—
Wait a minute, wait a minute. He had MS-13 on his knuckles?
Oh, he had some tattoos that are interpreted that way, but let's move on.
Wait a minute, Terry. Terry. Terry, he did not have the letter MS-13.
It says MS-13. That was photoshopped.
That was photoshopped, Terry. You can't do that. Hey, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. You know, you're doing the interview. I picked you because frankly I never heard of you, but that's okay. I picked you, Terry. But you're not being very nice.
He had MS-13 tattoo—we'll agree to disagree. I want to move on to something else.
Terry, do you want me to show you the picture?
I saw the picture.
We'll take the photo. Here we go, here we go. Don't photoshop it. Go look at his hand. He had MS.
He did have tattoos that can be interpreted that way. I'm not an expert on them. I want to turn to Ukraine. I want to get to Ukraine.
No, no, no, no. He had MS as clear as you can be—not interpreted. This is why people no longer believe the news. Because when he was photographed in El Salv—in El Salvador—they aren't there. But let's just go on.
They aren't there when he's in El Salvador. They're there now, right?
No, they're in your picture, Terry.
Ukraine, sir.
He's got MS-13 on his knuckles.
All right, okay. We'll take a look.
You do such a disservice.
We'll take a look at this. Why don't you just say yes, he does? You know, go on to something else.
It's contested.
Oh my God. The President of the United States literally falls for the **** that he sells. I'm going to put on the screen the photo of the photoshop job that an 8-year-old could identify and yet apparently Donald Trump can't. It is literally typed in Arial font, is uncentered on his hand, and has no depth whatsoever because it is two-dimensional and was added in Microsoft Paint.
I'm just going to come right out and say it: if this guy's judgment is this piss poor, we should all be really horrified at the prospect of him negotiating on our behalf—or worse, going head-to-head with killers like Vladimir Putin.
When you wonder, by the way, who falls for those blatantly, blatantly staged videos that people make for Facebook—I think we found our guy.
Also, you see how mad he gets that he's challenged by someone who he suggests should be grateful for the opportunity to just be able to sit down with him?
Yeah. How dare you challenge me with facts after I deigned to allow you to speak with me?
This guy actually thinks that he's entitled to full agreement and any opposition whatsoever should be immediately shut down. But sure, something something First Amendment champion. Got it.
Granted, I also have to take issue with something Terry Moran, the reporter, said. When Trump challenges him that the fact that MS-13 is photoshopped on Garcia's hand is disputed: "I'm not an expert on that," "we'll take a look," "contested"—just say they were not. Bring a picture in. Show him that he is an abject **** who either fell for his own **** bargain basement propaganda or has the brain of a guinea pig. Make the whole interview about this.
It is the perfect distillation of exactly who Donald Trump is: stupid and confident about it.
And this should go without saying, but if any very, very small children or those who have never seen a computer before still believe that the MS-13 on Garcia's hand is real, here's a photo from El Salvador and dictator Nayib Bukele's own Twitter account from just a couple of weeks back, showing Garcia's hand with no MS-13 tattoo.
So either Kimar Brego Garcia got an MS-13 tattoo and then had it professionally removed during his time at SECOT—the max security El Salvadoran gulag—or Trump is a ****. Take all the time you need with that one.
What's craziest, though, is that Trump’s already tried this conspiracy theory before and no one bothered to correct him.
Weeks ago, he took to Twitter writing: "This is the hand of the man the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States because he is such a fine and innocent person." They said he is not a member of MS-13, even though he's got MS-13 tattooed onto his knuckles, and two highly respected courts found that he was a member of MS-13, beat up his wife, etc. I was elected to take bad people out of the United States, among other things. I must be allowed to do my job. Make America great again.
And then he posted this photo of Garcia's hand again, showing four symbols and MS-13 above them.
Now clearly the MS-13 was added as a way for Donald Trump to be able to interpret the symbols that he's being told represent MS-13. He is just so dim that he couldn't tell that those were added after the fact as identifiers, and this barely functioning light bulb thought that Garcia just blatantly had MS-13 tattooed onto his hand—and somehow no one before him had thought to mention it.
My God, guys. The stupid—it hurts.
But regardless, even without the blatantly typed letters, let's look at the symbols that are supposed to represent MS-13: a cannabis leaf, a smiley face, a cross, and a skull. Certainly seems spooky and mysterious. Only small problem: there is literally zero indication whatsoever that any of those obscure symbols represent the gang MS-13.
You want to know why? Because this is what members of MS-13 get tattooed onto them. They're not looking for cute little symbols to hide up the letters and numbers because they literally have no qualms about just writing MS-13—and sometimes it's really big.
I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly seeing a whole lot of discretion and subtlety when it comes to the tattoo habits of these gang members. These guys aren't putting tiny bunny rabbits and pizza slices on their fingers. It is giant letters and numbers that literally just say MS-13.
In fact, Oscar Martinez, the author of the book The Hollywood Kid: The Violent Life and Violent Death of an MS-13 Hitman, took to Twitter and wrote: "I covered MS-13 for over a decade—its history, crime, symbolism, cruelty, pacts with Salvadoran governments. I wrote a book about it. Never ever did any of the hundreds of sources I spoke to say anything that would allow us to believe Trump's strange interpretation of tattoos."
In other words, the actual tattoos of MS-13 gang members negate the theory being floated by Trump. Experts on MS-13 don't know what he's talking about.
And of course, all of this comes from a guy who is outright desperate to try and get some traction among the lies he's spewing as it relates to Kilargo Garcia. And if you don't believe me, just listen to Trump here:
"As you know, the Supreme Court—after we get out all of the fake news from CNN and all these other people—we won that case 9 to nothing, mhm. And basically that's really a decision that will be made by the government of, uh, El Salvador. ‘Cause that's where—I assume that's the one you're talking about. He's from El Salvador, staying there, and he's from El Salvador. So that's a decision up to El Salvador. But it's interesting because we won that decision 9 to nothing in the Supreme Court. And, uh, if you listen to the news, you wouldn't know that. You really have no idea."
Fair enough. So it's up to us?
Okay, Trump says that he won the Supreme Court case 9 to nothing—which is not true in that he lost the Supreme Court case 9 to nothing.
In other words, he is so desperate to give oxygen to literally any narrative he can find that he will outright rewrite history when it comes to a Supreme Court ruling, taking a victory lap over a unanimous loss.
And when that doesn’t work, he’ll simply invent meaning to a weed plant tattoo to suggest that it's gang-related. If you’ve got a shopping bag with a smiley face on it because you just bought groceries, for example—do you get sent to El Salvador?
How about crosses? When does Caroline Leavitt get deported? After all, let's not pretend that that cross is anything other than a clear and obvious gang sign.
If all of this sounds really stupid—then you agree. This whole conspiracy theory is almost as dumb as the guy who fell for an even dumber conspiracy theory.
So look—I know that I’ve made a lot of fun here, but in all seriousness, the fact that the President of the United States, the guy with the nuclear codes, cannot identify a picture with a Photoshop so basic it could have been done on a Windows 99 desktop should give us all serious pause.
This is someone without the requisite tools or judgment to fulfill the duties of his job. And the people around him who are too afraid to tell him the truth are doing him—and the rest of the country—a disservice by allowing him to humiliate himself in front of the entire country and world.
At this point, if one thing is clear, it is that the emperor has no clothes.
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Every week is surreal with this guy.
seeing is believing. trump is a f'n moron. what's even more disturbing is the general mental capacity of his cult ...
I think that reality to him is whatever he makes up. He just creates his own reality and then stubbornly pursues it. Every week I am more convinced that he is mentally ill.
At the least, he is on the fringe of 'normal'. Knowing that this guy is arguably the most powerful person on the planet is disturbing.
Disturbing is too benevolent to use in this case, just in, just in caseyou need to see the example of an ample , even more so, sample , is this low hangin fruit pie guy who wants to have his Tastycake, and eat it too much too often, cause nothing to sneeze at, whence your coughin has generated into a cold body of watered down bier, consumed quite near and Deer, buck the system and stay and stand clear, cause when youre cough isn't clear, it mooieoortreweds mean ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd a dee or two meny, a woops, eye b leave a dddddddozed off into unconsciousness where like in a dream I could tell it, till too far, cause thats where we be eyes
he's been f'd in the head since before '63 ...
Trump has the IQ of a turnip.
Which is higher than many have on NT.
Your point?
We should have elected a Turnup
The other night something happened that should have gotten a lot of coverage but actually got very little.
During a call in show on News Nation, Trump was asked about Harvard (since there has been ongoing consternation about that school and DEI issues), but Trump immediately began talking about Harlem, the NYC neighborhood. When Trump realized his confusion he said that people from Harlem had gone up to Harvard to protest against the university and that he had done very well with the black vote and that black people liked him and appreciated all he had done for them.
Later no explanation, no acknowledgement for such a confused blunder, no nothing. That is the way MAGA rolls and the media lets them get away with it.
Yeah I saw the Cuomo Town Hall. The level of deference still paid to Trump is sickening. They act as though he is a rational, normal president. Bill O'Reilly was ridiculous in his rude, interrupting junkyard dog defense of Trump when Carville was trying to make a point.
that comb over club is very klannish ...
maybe he's auditioning for a future cabinet level position, you know, with the expected staff turnovers ...
he had the local news kitty up a tree beat in denver back in the 80's ...
It's dementia.
... enabled dementia.
Instead of taking away Grandpa's car keys, we've given him the nuclear codes and control over the economy and DOJ.
I'm sure it will be fine, though.
I'm sure it will all be obama and biden's fault in the end ... /s
Nobody will be alive to care
plenty of time to clean up before the chinese land ...
maybe somebody will hand him a loaded pistol next ...
No wonder he declared bankruptcy so many times. He's a moron.
bankruptcy is the word that describes a maga failure that still clears a profit ...
like when some republicans commit a massive fraud, and then get to keep most of the money in a plea deal ...
Conclusive proof that Trump is a member of MS-13. No one can argue he isn't.
trump deserves some different tattoos and piercings ...
So, are we all supposed to believe that he’s the pope now?
There are pics. I've seen them. So it must be true.
And it's on the interwebs!
that's good enough for his moronic cult ...
Trump likes to believe it is feasible for him to always be the last person in the country to figure out what everyone else already knows. “I don’t know anything about that” is his favorite phrase.
hey, where's NT maga at? why aren't they defending their POS/POTUS? I want to hear the trumpsplanation for this. I thought trumpski was right about everything ...
Even the bots have no idea how to spin this absurdity.
maga central has been slower to issue the official spin for trumpski stupidity since he was crowned ...
They only come out of the hills when there is something they feel they can claim Democrats do in some way so they can whip out their "what-about-isms". In this case, there simply are no Democrats this monumentally stupid so all we'll get from Trumps defenders is 'crickets'. They'll just ignore it and it's like it never even happened. That's how they deal with all of Trumps indefensible baggage. When their "I know you are, but what am I?" defense is unusable their last resort is the silent treatment. If the old saying "Ignorance is bliss" is true, then it's clear Trump supporters are the most blissful people in the universe.
I prefer the silent treatment from them, actually. Especially when anything they say is going to be monumentally stupid
Sometimes replying to their taunts feels like stopping at an intersection to debate the toothless homeless guy on the corner because he's holding up a cardboard sign that reads "Moon landing fake tied to JFK starting Democrat child abduction sex rings!". It's tempting to refute such nonsense, but then if you stop to debate such abject morons, you end up looking like one yourself.
True, but I dont think many of us here "debate" them. I know I dont.
Yea, but it rulz...
over far far too many, and it makes me feel Nostrodamusish,
asz in my Nostrils have a damn issue with the amount of pollen floating in the air, and it's the birds and the bees that just don't seem to care, but, if one goes photo shopping, and decides to prepare a photo nursed in the back side exit man door on the docks, does this mean Trump supporters are now floating something out that back dock door....? cause if they wanted to get back at that back dock door, Trump could just tell them the nurse is actually a dock door, without as much medical school, Aloan, buy themself to not pay back, that back dock door loan made to students of the art of a hell of a deal we got going for so many 'Art' students, versed in High Drama, cause they didn't like how tan that black no drama Obama proved to knot have tied to his photo shopped Birth Certificate, that to this day, Trump couldn't find, but, he has found a sharpie, and the dull high drama is about to be about, a Lama, who lived and slept with Osama, and together the Lama became Osama's last baby momma, and 47 will soon sign a bill refusing the rights to be upheld for all Osama/Obbama Hussein's plans that Bin laden in front of US, as in laid right in front of US, cause he's fckd this country sum kinda special,cuz needs needed done, and all ignorant Donny is and was the one,
who seems to have lost he and US, so one might get real clear and away with another politix US off off10, yet turn 0ns for dupes peoplees, weather tied up or insufficient
tend to not be funds,
and Donny is the fundamental patient of the decade, but, what exactly does that say of this country, and more specifically, what does it say about those deer and near, to his
head liceghts, cause though Don maybe head and shoulders(in his mind) above the rest, his cultured following must be the flakes he scratches his head about , thus giving him even more clout to spew about whatever crazy comes out and about of his mouth or some Dick, and his followers, cock holsters, and jock supporters, just swallow it, asz in every last bit dull member spit, and can't seem to get enuff of it, yet lately, i see a few flakes beggining to shake, their proverbal heads, as we all heads for the toil that lets US remain flush, as 47 head(s) turn US and he, too muchsh
It's a conundrum. Do you let their moronic claims stand unanswered which invites more moronic claims and allows morons to assume the claim must be true because it went unchallenged? Or do you wade in to their pathetic swamp of lies to refute their moronic claims and get yourself soaked in their verbal diarrhea and don't end up changing their intentionally obtuse minds anyway?
I say let them think they won. We know they didn't but we can laugh at how dumb they are
It’s all intentional trolling. Clearly you can train a LLM to troll.
Isn't the old saying "History is written by the wieners..."? Do we just let the farce continue so that in a hundred years we see golfers kissing the feet of a giant bronze statue of Trump for good golf luck from what they believe was the best golfer of all time because as far as they'd read Trump never lost a golf tournament?
Y yes, yes on (not okay shun) occasion, I will against theirs, take them on my own dirty "verbal diarrhea" diatribe, just to show them how shitty they often sound, but multiplied a tad bit, cause eye see shit, they close their eyes too, but not their lies too,
and B leave they are owed asz munch, so i occasionally let one RIP
mockery, ridicule, and sarcasm is all they deserve ...
They're just not worth the head ache
i;m not really sure, that i can oblige, cause just because their owed it deservedly, how could one ever match their absurdity...?
... dead silence.
you must be continuously disappointed by what you read from them ...
Not really. I know what's going to come out of their mouths or off their fingertips is going to be monumentally stupid. They don't disappoint
"stupid is as stupid does" - f. gump
... or anything.
... maga AI.
their sole reason for being here ...
now trumpski is taking his personal grievance and victimhood on world tour ...
the royal bag of shit in his palace with wings, don't speak ill of his maga presidential things.