Mike Lindell's new genius plan: Knock on your door and ask whether you're dead | Salon.com

Via:  Devangelical  •  5 months ago  •  15 comments

By:   Zachary Petrizzo (Salon)

Mike Lindell's new genius plan: Knock on your door and ask whether you're dead | Salon.com
The pillow maven's last-ditch effort centers around sending out canvassers to neighborhoods across the nation

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After numerous failed attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 election, now-infamous pillow mogul Mike Lindell has a new plan of sorts: He's begun meeting with Republican lawmakers in deep-red states and plans to send out door-to-door canvassers aiming to prove the election was faked.

Josh Merritt, a former member of Lindell's "red team" at his August "cyber symposium" in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, told Salon that Lindell is funding a last-ditch door-knocking effort based on rumors that there are many "phantom voters" — people who have died or moved away — on official rolls. This claim is not new, and has been thoroughly debunked.

Merritt added that Lindell is "targeting areas of question based off info from guys like Dr. Douglas Frank and Seth Keshel." Frank and Keshel are two of Lindell's close associates, who have pushed a variety of baseless claims of voter fraud on the pillow tycoon's behalf over the past year.

In a recent video appearance by Lindell on his Frank Speech website, he discussed why he believes the canvassing effort is important, albeit in his usual tangled grammar and disrupted syntax. "We are in a race here, how much damage they can do before we get this election pulled down," he said last week.

"I want to show everybody with the — with the data in the packet captures —all the stuff we had. What we did over five months, everybody I extrapolated, we had the cyber experts extrapolate that into numbers that we can read into real data. I want to do an example." Telling an assistant to "pull up" a graphic display, "I want to tell everybody the conversation I had with North Dakota today. Well, first of all, for about a month and a half now, you guys, I've been going to the red states. I've been going to your Missouris. Your Alabamas. I'm in Florida right now."

Exactly what Lindell has been doing in "your Missouris" and "Alabamas" is unclear. Continuing with his monologue, the pillow kingpin declared he now has the "real numbers" from the 2020 election after funding canvassing exercises in numerous states.

"What happened was, all of the ground people, people on the ground, just patriots out there [were] telling their legislators and their governors to meet with Mike Lindell's team," he continued. "'Let him show you the evidence.' So we met with these guys, and we show[ed] them that it happened in their state; you get to Missouri, they go, 'Oh, it didn't happen here.' Alabama, 'Oh it didn't happen here,' and then you show them a county, and you show them the evidence of that county, then you go canvass. You do a canvassing, and now you've got real numbers."

This quest for "real numbers" through door-to-door canvassing efforts does not seem to square well with Lindell's previous claims about his supposed "packet captures," which he has repeatedly said would eliminate any need for audits or canvassing and would deliver all the proof one would ever need that Donald Trump actually won the 2020 election.

Lindell and members of his alleged voter fraud team didn't return Salon's request for comment on this story.

Salon was unable to track down any Arizona or Missouri voters who had been personally contacted by Lindell's team. It's certainly possible that voters in those or other states had no idea who was knocking on the door or why.

Lindell seems to think the canvassing efforts are yielding startling results, claiming in a recent broadcast that after the canvassing, an unknown official in a "red state" asked him: "How did dead people vote? How did non-residents vote?"

In recent days, Lindell has not mentioned a deadline for Trump's "reinstatement" as president, which he does not seem aware is a constitutional impossibility. Last month he suggested his still-nonexistent legal case might reach the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving, while also claiming that the U.S. government has attempted to kill him and repeatedly contradicting his own legal arguments in the $1.3 billion civil lawsuit filed against him and various other election-truthers by Dominion Voting Systems.

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1  seeder  devangelical    5 months ago

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I guess mike's not too concerned about all the documented dead trump voters in the last election...

Professor Principal
2  seeder  devangelical    5 months ago

I hope that trumpster asshole gets sucked into colorado's voter fraud investigation and then prosecuted for the same thing he's alleging instituted by democrats nationwide.

Professor Principal
3  JBB    5 months ago

Why isn't Mike Lindell secured in a locked ward yet?

Professor Quiet
3.1  Ozzwald  replied to  JBB @3    5 months ago

Why isn't Mike Lindell secured in a locked ward yet?

May not be a locked ward, but Dominion Voting Systems is doing their best to hit him where it hurts the most.

Professor Principal
4  JohnRussell    5 months ago

This scheme sounds like something he can drag out for a few years and keep his name in the news. 

A lot of pillows to still sell. 

Professor Principal
5  Kavika     5 months ago

Mike Lindell, the perfect example of a crook. Hope that he gets pulled into this investigation. 

Professor Principal
5.1  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @5    5 months ago

the trumpster/Qanon cult has taken over the GOP in Colorado. sucks being a Colorado republican...

Senior Silent
6  SteevieGee    5 months ago

Wait...  He's doing this in "deep red states"?  He may just find enough voter fraud to flip a few house seats.

Drinker of the Wry
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7  Drinker of the Wry    5 months ago

you get to Missouri, they go, 'Oh, it didn't happen here.' Alabama, 'Oh it didn't happen here,' and then you show them a county, and you show them the evidence of that county, then you go canvass.

Maybe they don't realize that Trump won Alabama's and Missouri's electoral votes.  

Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7    5 months ago

I don't think they do. Kinda hope they come to Arkansas and knock on my door. I need a good belly laugh

Paula Bartholomew
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8  Paula Bartholomew    5 months ago

I see quite a bit of him on my fav You Tubers channels where they completely own him for his bs.  He can't even pronounce the simplest of words and his speech is slurred.  He is a dangerous clown, a consummate liar, a total Trumpturd, a fake Xtian, delusional, has a 4F from the BBB for his shit products, and a total moron.  

Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8    5 months ago

He's selling slippers now. I was watching local TV the other day and he first starts out whining about how nobody will let him sell his pillows so now he's going to sell you slippers

Professor Principal
8.1.1  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1    5 months ago

he's obviously run out of trumpsters stupid enough to pay $70 for a pillow.

Professor Principal
8.1.2  seeder  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @8.1.1    5 months ago

... but they're happy to pay $60 for a trumpy bear.

Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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8.1.3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  devangelical @8.1.1    5 months ago
$70 for a pillow.

That old fool charges $70.00 for one of his stupid foam rubber pillows?  Oh brother.  I bet he doesn't even use his own pillows. 


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