Cadet Bonespurs Labels WW2 Veterans as Domestic Terrorists

So...My grampap and his brothers were all domestic terrorists you addled brained sack of diseased pus?

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His Bullshit Executive Order Criminalizes Anti-Fascism

The Mouthy Renegade WriterSep 23, 202535915Share You have no right to desecrate the memory of our combat veterans with the stroke of your pen, Asswipe. We will not allow this treason to continue. Our grandfathers and veterans everywhere deserve better than your selfish, lawless ways.

For an orange chickenshit who was too cowardly to serve his country, Traitor Trump sure has a lot of balls.

Trump signed an executive order to label ANTIFA as a domestic terrorist organization. There's just one problem with that: It's not an organization. It's a belief. One that goes against everything the Criminal-in-Chief is attempting to do.

ANTIFA stands for "Anti-Fascism." Anyone with more IQ points than teeth realizes that fascism is bad. The suppression of free speech is a violation of our constitutional rights. Pretending to be a patriot while ruling with an iron fist to cover up your many, many crimes is deplorable.

But such is the game plan of Mango Mussolini. He wants to start a civil war between the left and the right, so he can more easily turn the military against American citizens. He engages in the most ridiculous, over-the-top fuckery to accomplish his sickening goals of being a dictator.

It also distracts our citizens from remembering that he likes raping little girls.

Yeah, not going to happen, Groper Cleveland. We will never let that go. Every time we see the photographs of you and the most notorious pedophile in U.S. history, JeffreyEpstein, laughing like rapey winged monkeys, we'll push for justice. Those young girls who are now women deserve far more than your shitiotic smoke and mirrors distractions.

These two fucking creeps must pay for their sins. One of them has still averted justice.

The Count of Mostly Crisco is always up to some shady bullshit. He just addressed the General Assembly of the UN, making a complete ass of himself in the process. Here are some of the lowlights of that speech, the one where he says all of their countries are going to Hell:

• Your countries all suck.

• None of you knows what you're doing.

• The US is better at everything, all because of me.

• I'm right about everything.

• You should listen to me and do what I say.

• And give me lots of rewards.

I'm certain that the leaders of these countries just love being lectured by a babbling, old, fuckfaced toddler in a suit. Eyeballs everywhere are being sprained from epic eyerolling when they listen to the seizure-salad speeches being given by the biggest orange shit-stain on Planet Earth. It's exhausting hearing Combover Caligula attempt to suck his own two-inch tweeter on the world stage.

Especially since he's full of more shit than a 20-year-old septic tank.

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This latest unbelievable executive order really takes the damn cake, though. Velveeta Voldemort thinks he has the power to stop anti-fascism. By labeling it as a made-up, fairy tale domestic terrorism organization, he continues to gaslight honest, hard-working Americans who are tired of his constant raping and pillaging of their nation.

He wants to continue doing exactly as he pleases with the support of both sides of Congress and his store-bought "Supreme" Court. Hell, I've had nachos more supreme than the majority of those conservative, robed dicks. And they cost far less than what Jabba the Trump paid for his.

Talking about you, Clarence Thomas. How was that last free all-inclusive paid vacation?

The idea of anyone debating that free speech is a bad thing is astounding. The fact that fighting against fascism is being criminalized is completely fucked up. Our grandfathers didn't fight Nazis during World War 2 so that a draft-dodging tangerine twatsicle like Trump could take away our constitutional rights.

Nobody with any common sense believes that he's making America great again.

It's as damn simple as this. Even MAGA morons should be able to understand this.

How are your grocery bills looking, MAGA? Higher than RFK Jr. in the middle of a heroin bender, before stating that Tylenol causes autism? Well, what about your 401K values? Lower than the morals of Lauren Boebert in the middle of a theater performance being attended by children. What about your health insurance? Is Maw-Maw or Pee-Paw going to die before Christmas, due to not being able to afford their medications?

At least you won't have to pay exorbitant pricing on tariffed goods for their Christmas presents.

You see, Traitor Trump and his ridiculously unqualified cabinet (junk drawer) don't give a fuck if you live or die. They don't care if you're struggling to make ends meet. If you miss a mortgage payment or two, what does it matter to them? As long as they can continue to personally enrich themselves while half-assing their political careers, they're happy.

They'll continue to allow Putin's Putrid Puppet to pull all of these bullshit, political theater-style performances. So long as he continues dividing the United States by forcing his fascist will upon the majority, Mother Russia will come closer to the takeover of America without firing a single shot. The Chutney Chomo will have served his pathetic, abysmal purpose, and his rotting corpse will soon be forgotten once his time on Earth has ended.

It's long overdue. The Grim Reaper seems to be the only one bent on saving our nation. Lawyers, judges, politicians, and the rest of our American citizens don't seem to have enough interest in doing the difficult things to stop Spray Tan Shitler from repeating the events in Germany 90-some years ago. That would require us to look away from our screens and take real action.

This seems as unlikely as the Leaning Tower of Treason suddenly ending his weekly, often daily bullshit to distract us from fighting back. Unless we rage against the machine in a much more aggressive, effective way, he'll keep getting away with murder. Labeling anyone who dissents and disagrees with his crimes as domestic terrorists is just another huge step toward America becoming the new Russia.

And Putin smiles. His plan is working to perfection.

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