Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
By: Andy Borowitz
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Andy BorowitzNov 19, 20251,723434176Share
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Interim U.S. attorney Lindsey Halligan revealed on Wednesday that her lifelong dream is to someday go to law school.
"Some people grow up dreaming of being a doctor or a teacher or a firefighter," she told reporters. "Ever since I was a little kid I've always dreamed of being a lawyer."
Imagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, "I wouldn't make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn't always be yelling at me."
Halligan indicated she had her "fingers crossed" that she would get into law school someday, but added, "I hope screwing up the Comey case won't hurt my chances."
As corporate media bend their knee to our deranged wannabe dictator, I have never been more grateful that I don't work for one of these craven companies. I work for you.
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I dreamed about being a lawyer...but I also wanted to be a doctor and most of all a Supreme Court justice.
Fortunately I had family around me who reminded me of my limitations
she may need to expand her nocturnal repertoire among maga elites just to maintain the lifestyle she's grown accustomed to, now that she may be disbarred ...
I dont think we needed an extreme closeup of her face, she's not that cute.
that's surprising to hear coming from someone within her prime demographic for eligible husbands. a white male over 80 years old with a heart condition. if you were obscenely wealthy and a maga moron you would probably be at extreme risk ... /s
I think she's pretty. But like I tell my cat..."looks won't get you thru life, Charlene"
at least she looks depressed in the picture ..... well earned.
I would be too if my beauty queen days were over
But it did her her current high paying job.
insurance adjuster, incompetent lawyer and moronic trump loyalist. she'll never climb out of the bottomless pit of karma she's dug for herself ...
too bad ...
Charlene has a high paying job?
(She must be a good mouser).
She catches rats, squirrels and rabbits. Rats, fine. But I wish she would leave the other critters alone. And she eats the occasional bug
she's bringing home the groceries ...
don't be such a picky eater ...
I knew 2 cable TV installers, from arkansas, decades ago that created some problems for me by removing squirrels in the backyards of the little old ladies that fed them. they were adamant in their own defense by claiming that if I had ever tried fried squirrel with squirrel gravy before, I'd understand why they were free wild game all year long.
I've had fried squirrel. Never again. Fried rabbit? Yes, but not fried squirrel
imagine trying to keep a straight face when some little old ladies are crying about their rodent friends that have disappeared from their back yards, while I knew that they had inadvertently fattened them up for a dinner table. kind of like a kid spending so much time on their 4H projects, only to come to the final realization that their furry friends will be headed to a packing plant.
I was in 4H. Many of my projects ended up on the supper table
PETA = people eating tasty animals
Actually, I was wondering why Trout did that.
Why Trout did that?
Was it Trout— or Borowitz?
I don't know. Ask Trout.
Borowitz did it. I merely fetched the seed
can you guess how long off topic comments like his would last in his own groups?
I wonder if that closeup of her face was chosen for a different reason. She looks sad in that picture. Which is appropriate for an article about how she always dreamed of being a lawyer but never succeeded in becoming that .
She looks like she was just groped by the P Grabber in chief, again.
... so, a disappointed look.