Trump Is Scaring Everyone in His Cabinet Into Wearing the Same Shoes
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It seems that President Trump has scared every man in his Cabinet into wearing the matching shoes he bought for all of them.
The Wall Street Journal has reported that Trump has developed a strong affinity for the American shoe brand Florsheim, and has bought a pair for Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, communications director Steven Cheung, deputy chief of staff James Blair, and speechwriter Ross Worthington. Even those not in his Cabinet, such as Fox News host Sean Hannity, Senator Lindsey Graham, and Tucker Carlson, have been gifted a pair. They are around $145.
“Did you get the shoes?” he’d ask them.
“All the boys have them,” one female White House official told the WSJ. “It’s hysterical because everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” said another.
Rubio and Vance got their Florsheims after an Oval Office meeting last year. “Marco, JD, you guys have s—y shoes,” Trump said before getting a Florsheim catalog and asking them their shoe sizes.
“The president kind of leans back in his chair and says, ‘You know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size,’” Vance said.
While this strange development may have little to do with policy, it does offer more insight into the psyche of the president. He is someone who wants control of aesthetics and the patronage that comes with gift-giving.
At least two members of the president’s Cabinet have recently purchased bomb-proof bunkers.
Ron Hubbard, the creator of Atlas Survival Shelters, told The Telegraph over the weekend that orders have gone up “tenfold” since the United States and Israel attacked Iran earlier this month.
“I’ve been inundated with calls,” said Hubbard.
But among his anxious clientele are two chief members of Donald Trump’s team, according to the shelter maker.
“One of them texted me yesterday, asking me: ‘When will my bunker be ready?’” he told The Telegraph .
Hubbard constructs hundreds of galvanized steel shelters each year at Atlas’s factory in Sulphur Springs, Texas. Its catalog offers underground shelter options from tornado bunkers to hidden gun rooms, with prices ranging from $200,000 to $5 million. On the higher end of the spectrum, Atlas’s bunkers can come with practically every amenity imaginable, including mud rooms, swimming pools, cinemas, armories, and gun ranges.
And right now, business is booming. The company has so far averaged $2 million a month in sales for 2026, but Hubbard predicts that could jump to as much as $50 million next month.
“Bunker building is like being a farmer. When it’s time for harvest, you have to reap all you can,” he told The Telegraph .
But politicos are not the only people tapping into the doomsday-prepper lifestyle. Hubbard described the vast majority of his customers as being “Christian, conservative CEOs.” Last year, Hubbard met that crowd at a familiar watering hole—Mar-a-Lago—to advertise the drastic solution.
Hubbard refused to name his wealthiest customers but nonetheless boasted to The Telegraph that he has built shelters for several of the richest men on the planet, and that more tech moguls have recently come knocking for similar products.
The president, meanwhile, has done nothing to abate concerns. When asked by Time last week if Americans should be worried about Iran attacking them on U.S. soil, Trump responded: “I guess.”
“Like I said, some people will die,” Trump told the magazine. “When you go to war, some people will die.”
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He then had mercy on them and didn't order them all to adopt his hair style.
a cult of personality ...
I'm surprised
pretty soon, the members of his administration will be rambling incoherently in public, posting threatening tweets on truth social and X in all caps, looking unsteady when they walk, smearing red and purple water colors on their hands and necks, and taking impromptu naps during meetings and public appearances. all in an attempt to make their cult leader appear normal ...
What are they not telling us?
They don't know what they are doing ?
possibly
ezpz. locate the shelter's fresh air vent and run a vacuum cleaner hose from a car exhaust pipe to it ...
I am surprised no one picked up on the fact that Florsheim recently sued the US government for refund of the tariffs they have paid,
and he's still gifting the damned shoes.
The company behind one of Trump's oft-worn shoe brands is suing his administration over tariffs
SMH
They were paying 145% tariffs from shoes from China, switched to India and got tariffed there too.
a number of foreign manufacturers are suing the government for tariff refunds thru their US based subsidiaries. the moron in the oval office is making sure his incompetent and unconstitutional decisions will cost the US taxpayers twice as much in lawsuits as any bogus cost saving measures that trump, doge, the bible thumping rentboy running the house, and the geriatric maga stiffs in the senate had ever dreamed of. trump is setting his billionaire pals up for eisenhower tax rates from the 60's in the near future. bummer ...