Kristi Noem’s Husband Reportedly Likes to Cross-Dress as a Busty Woman
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The Daily Mail has reported that Byron Noem—husband of the proudly anti-LGBTQ former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—likes to dress in drag as a large-breasted woman in his spare time. Mr. Noem has not exactly denied the report.
The piece, published on Tuesday, asserts that Noem was an active buyer and participant in the online “bimbofication” community, where he confessed he was into “huge, huge ridiculous boobs” according to one model, and allegedly sent at least $25,000 to different members of said community. The Daily Mail obtained multiple messages and selfie photos of a man who does look exactly like Mr. Noem donning fake breasts and pursing his lips.
According to messages seen by the conservative British tabloid, Byron, under the pseudonym “Jason Jackson,” had extensive text and audio contact with one model.
“How are your boobs?” he asked the model. “Would you ever go bigger?” When she sent him a topless photos of her breasts, “Jason” replied with his own, stuffing two large balloons in a crop top.
“You turn me into a girl,” he said. “Should I put on leggings?” The PayPal account tied to the pseudonym shows multiple payments to the model between $500 and $1,000.
“He’d say, ‘I love my wife, I want to get better,’” the model said. “Then he’d disappear, come back, and start again.”
Byron didn’t deny any of the photos or messages when The Daily Mail reached out to him. But he did deny endangering national security or making any comments about his wife.
This development is deeply ironic given how homophobic and transphobic the bulk of the GOP is. Byron’s actions are the kind of thing Republicans crusade against—and only expect godless liberals to do, not strong conservative fathers married to former Trump Cabinet members.
The last time Bryon was in the news was when his wife was repeatedly questioned about her alleged affair with Corey Lewandowski while he sat right behind her at a congressional hearing.
Spokespersons for former Secretary Noem told The New York Post that she is “devastated” and “blindsided” by the news.
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No wonder she took on a loser like Corey Lewandowski. Her husband cant even make his nipples look even.
there's nothing else to do growing up in the bfe dakotas and he's only 1 page in her scrapbooks ...
The real question is does Kristi titty fuck him with her strap on.
she probably pegs him with it, when he's not being a maga cuck ...
I'm trying to figure it out as well.
All I can come up with is that it might have been hard to get motivated over a blade of grass.
It's just a joke. (My apologies to Kristi)
I don't particularly believe the Daily Mail, but this type of thing is why conservatives are losing the culture wars. Cross dressing isn't something anyone should be ashamed of.
back in the 80's my gay waiter friends would lose their shit in the back whenever cross dressers came into the restaurant, and sometimes it was almost impossible for me to tell, until they clued me in to what to look for. the bald guy in the tutu that showed up once was an exception.
Didn't they like the cross dressers?I think cross dressers are fabulous. They look better than me. I could use some hair, make-up, and wardrobe tips
they would laugh their asses off and were brutal with slurs. they had no filters. thank god they liked me ...
Before I was married my ex and I had a gay roommate. I listened to him denigrate bisexuals for over and hour. It was a little weird.
those guys hated bisexuals, lesbians, cross dressers, and especially trans people that they referred to as hatchet jobs. if there was ever strong disagreements within the gay male group at the restaurant, the straight males ran away the fastest, while the straight females remained unfazed. the gay waiters were especially vicious with cruel pranks on those that had crossed them. it took me months to gain their trust and respect, but it was the 80's, so they were very cautious about choosing friends. it was a basic introduction into a world that would become very lucrative for me in home improvement sales decades later.
It’s funny how supporting the gay community is sometimes at odds with being gay. I was telling my step son that chicken sandwiches are everywhere, so why would I ever choose to buy one from a bigoted chain restaurant? Then his husband chimed in “… mmm … I love chick fil a.”
I've never really figured out their own social hierarchy, or pecking order, of gay males, but I was aware of it ...
I totally agree. I haven't read anything where Mr Noem mocked or taunted the LGBTQ community. I say leave him alone.
however dot dot dot
If this were a blatantly bigoted asshole such as trmp or vance and they were cross dressers? I would be all over that shit
there's pictures of vance in a dress online, back when he was in college ...
then he should be ruthlessly mocked and taunted
It is if you do it as badly as this guy does. His nips are cockeyed.
LOL! Now you know that breasts are rarely symmetrical
True enough, I suppose. At least when they're natural. But when they're not natural, there's no excuse for one to point off to the east.
good point
why do you think the financial arrangements for those surgeries are completed beforehand ...
... points
But they're not good. Hence my complaint.
I consider myself somewhat of an amateur expert on this subject. the last company I worked for was comprised of degenerate gamblers, so all of our major sales meetings were held in vegas. being a cheapskate and finding no entertainment in gambling, I rode the roller coasters and visited the strip clubs. instead of watching my money disappear in large denominations across the green felt in noisy casinos, I felt the return on my investment in strip clubs was a much more entertaining gambling alternative. since I consider the female form exceptionally artistic, I don't expect perfection, although some of those works of art seemed obsessed with it. added with my professional ability to reassure the buyer after the purchase, sometimes the end results were very rewarding.
it still makes me snicker knowing that mormon girls dominated the strip clubs in vegas, got boob jobs, and danced half naked for a year or so with the end goal to make enough money to go on missions for their church.
Yeah, like, for me, this seriously would be the least offensive thing in government, right now.
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You kill me
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He probably looks nice.
I don’t care. Boobs are boobs. They’re all good.