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We Found the Culprit!

  
By:  Trout Giggles  •  4 months ago  •  66 comments


We Found the Culprit!
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Tire tracks caused the damage to the reflecting pool.

Think Donny will admit it?


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Trout Giggles
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1  author  Trout Giggles    4 months ago

I think quite a few intelligent and observant people on NT suggested that this is what caused the damage

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 months ago

One of Trumps lackeys, whose name escapes me at the moment, said that Trump couldnt have caused the damage because he wasnt riding in "The Beast" at the time. 

I wish one of our great conservative minds could explain to us why he was running a motorcade through the pool at all. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1    4 months ago
I wish one of our great conservative minds could explain to us why he was running a motorcade through the pool at all. 

good luck with that

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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1.1.2  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1    4 months ago

Did you expect him to walk?  He has bone spurs for god sakes!  Biden would have ridden laps around the reflecting pool on his bike.  Trump’s fat ass needs some mechanical assistance.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.3  devangelical  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1    4 months ago
I wish one of our great conservative minds could explain to us why he was running a motorcade through the pool at all.

his bulletproof golf cart was in new jersey ...

POS/POTUS is ultra paranoid about being out in the open, especially now ...

bummer ... heh, heh, heh ...

 
 
 
shona1
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1.1.4  shona1  replied to  devangelical @1.1.3    4 months ago

Morning... they're not tyre tracks..

They're croc drag marks..

Ask any Aussie they'll tell ya..🤣

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devangelical
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1.1.5  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.4    4 months ago

please send us a couple dozen of those salty crocs for the mar-a-lardo beachfront ...

 
 
 
shona1
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1.1.6  shona1  replied to  devangelical @1.1.5    4 months ago

Morning..you actually get a bonus when you order 10 Crocs..

We throw in a Great White for free..😁 absolute bargain..

Will that be cash or card??

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devangelical
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1.1.7  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.6    4 months ago

sounds great, put the great whites in the mar-a-lardo resort pool ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.8  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  shona1 @1.1.4    4 months ago

Damn! I didn't think they would walk that far away from the water. I'm rethinking my idea of an Oz vacay

 
 
 
shona1
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1.1.9  shona1  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.8    4 months ago

Evening..our salties are happy to wander a couple of ks for snacks or a new view....

Our crocs do like a bit of sun, sand and surf..and no they don't use sunscreen..

Certainly not my photos and I would take my red surf mat and go home..😁

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devangelical
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1.1.10  devangelical  replied to  shona1 @1.1.9    4 months ago

are you old enough to swim with prehistoric beasts?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.12  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @1.1.10    4 months ago

I CERTAINLY AM NOT a prehistoric beast. That is TRUMP'S role!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.13  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @1.1.2    4 months ago

Have some respect for a CRIPPLED UP Child Rapist. He can't walk, talk, listen, or hear things well.

But Donnie loves to tear things up!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.14  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  shona1 @1.1.4    4 months ago

Oh, that is "WONDERBAR"! Will they eat T-Diddy Rump Roast?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.15  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  shona1 @1.1.6    4 months ago

CASH, er Kash Patel, that is!

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 months ago

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 months ago

Since the pool is so leaky they have been using the Potomac River water for years to water the public parks and refill the pool.

The river is loaded with runoff this time of year which is evident in small pockets of shore water that is out of the flow of the river,.

The reflecting pool is standing water, rich in nitrogen, biomass from the Potomac, high temps and no shade.

the perfect algae machine.

prior to 2010 the pool used 20 - 30 million gallons of city drinking water and still turned green this time of year.

The current hook up to the tidal basin still gets minor filtering before reaching the reflecting pool but saves at least 17 million gallons of drinking water per year that DC residents no longer pay for.

  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @1.3    4 months ago
the perfect algae machine.

then they should "infect" the pool with algae eaters. Aren't there fish you can put in fish tanks that do that?

 
 
 
shona1
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1.3.2  shona1  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.1    4 months ago

Can always throw in some Piranha..

They eat everything..just a thought..

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  shona1 @1.3.2    4 months ago

And! No more vandals!

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.1    4 months ago

I saw a meme of a trailer dumping a massive plecostomus fish into the pool ...

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.5  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.1    4 months ago

Koi  would be best,  when hungry they will eat anything.

But Koi would attract every Herron and Egret on the east Coast.

possibly creating a different crisis.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.6  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.5    4 months ago

I like herrons, they're pretty social for a flying dinosaur. they'd land next to you on the jetty at the 3rd coast if you were fishing. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.7  Split Personality  replied to  devangelical @1.3.6    4 months ago

they are thieves, lol.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.8  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.7    4 months ago

only if the begging doesn't work ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.9  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.5    4 months ago

just bird poop

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.10  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @1.3.6    4 months ago

I call them pterodactyls because that's what they look like flying overhead

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.11  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.10    4 months ago

had one land right next to a friend and me in colorado when we were cleaning the goldfish out of a water feature in his yard years ago. no I didn't hand feed that beak ...

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.12  Split Personality  replied to  devangelical @1.3.11    4 months ago

We were golfing at Pebble Beach and had been warned about the herons and the crows when around food and beer.

The Herons are very stealthy and sneaky.  The Crows just try to intimidate and land on you.

While we tried to keep an eye on our friendly heron, two crows tried to fly off with a beer cup, when we reacted, a third crow snatched a bag of french fries.

When we had ordered the food, they guy told us we weren't buying enough to bribe the birds but we just didn't understand, lol.

the next time we bought some extra food to bribe our way through.

then there was the Canada goose defending her nest.......

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.13  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.12    4 months ago

I played golf at a denver course that had a fox that would steal all the food in your cart, a course in the mountains where the crows would fly off with anything in a cellophane package, a course in corpus that had an alligator that put 20 feet within the water trap out of bounds, a course that had brooms on the putting greens for the deer shit, and 2 courses with signs warning players about venturing into the rough because of rattlesnakes.

my caddyshack/goldfinger moments came during a best ball golf tournament at a course in west denver where an animal rescue unit was also capturing and relocating endangered prairie dogs, back when bunny huggers actually believed they were endangered, slowing the progression of the tournament and making the foursome behind us catch up. the rescue unit had a truck filled with small animal carriers in the bed, and a van for the 7 or 8 person crew towing a water tank on a trailer to flood the holes. I figured it was costing the county about $300+ per hour for what could have been done with a box of .22LR hollowpoints and a rifle for a fraction of the cost.

naturally, I felt compelled make a few insensitive jokes that went unappreciated by the rescuers and offended somebody in the foursome behind us at the beer cart who decided to defend their activities despite blaming us for the slow down. that foursome then kept hitting into us for the remainder of the holes left, with the coup de grace being one of them landing a ball next to us on the 18th green before we were done putting. they thought that was pretty funny while we putted out, but I switched what would have been their best ball with a range ball as we left the green. they didn't notice and took it pretty hard when they were disqualified by a judge that witnessed the events on the last hole. apparently the judge didn't like this foursome either, that were the favorites to win because of their ringer, and he sought me out after the tournament. I thought the guy was going to stroke out he was laughing so hard about it when he told me about it at the buffet afterwards, so I paid his bar tab on the way out. RIP larry.

my only goose story, besides hitting into them as if they weren't there on my drives, was once topping my ball with a 7 iron on an approach shot and putting a line drive into the side of a goose's head and dropping it. my friend was beside himself with grief as we made our way to the green, but apparently it wasn't fatal, because when we finished putting and turned around, all the geese were gone. so I was spared making funeral arrangements and living thru the next few weeks at work being known as a goose killer. I think it's funny fucking with my PGA card holding friends, especially when I utilized frozen water traps in the winter to shave a few strokes. I lettered in golf as an alternate playing in 1 game in high school, didn't hold a club again in 30 years, and most of the time I played golf as an adult I never kept score. what for? it's probably between 90 and 100+ ...

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.14  Split Personality  replied to  devangelical @1.3.13    4 months ago

I hit a Canada goose one day on Mechanicsville road on the way to work at 7 AM in Autumn when the grass was still green but covered with frost.

Flew right into me from the right causing an explosion of feathers, a spilt second later he was on the grille of a GM truck behind me.  We both stopped and that fucker dropped to the road running to his left across the oncoming lane and escaped up the lawn of some multi million dollar colonial estate.

When he stopped running he turned and raised one wing  and with all the missing feathers it looked like he gave us the finger/feather.

They are as indestructible as wild turkeys

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.15  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.14    4 months ago

most all the birds I've ever hit while driving were in texas, come to think of it, save for a few squirrels, most every other critter I've ever hit was in texas. a porcupine, and a pheasant landing at windshield level, both in bfe texas between junction and amarillo.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.16  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.14    4 months ago

Same road, a deer broke it's face on the drivers side window at night, I almost peed.

Later after football practice the son got a Slurpee that was too big for the cup holder and he forced it, then I hear leaking stuff, I handed it to him

and told him to hold it out the passenger window as I caught glimpse of a deer trying to stop sliding down the hill. CLAP.

Drink gone. Deer doing figure eights in the tail lights.  Pretty sure the mirror KO'd the deer first.

Years later, same road, saw the deer in my left headlight, then I was looking at its navel through the windshield

before it danced on the roof a bit and ran away to die in the brush.

Good times.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.17  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.16    4 months ago

lots of close calls, but I've never hit a deer ...

 
 
 
Split Personality
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1.3.18  Split Personality  replied to  devangelical @1.3.17    4 months ago

They repaired the Impala and it looked pretty good when I turned it back in.  Silver car, black interior.

Dennis asked me if there was anything they needed to know before they decided to keep it or auction it.

I told him, it was a year after the crash, and if you shined a light on the floor mats they looked brand new,

Curious he tried it.

" I said now close the door hard but dont slam it."

The carpet glittered with windshield dust.

It went to auction.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.19  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.18    4 months ago

years ago my BIL's mom and granny went to a wedding in kentucky and on the way they hit a deer. it comes thru the windshield and ends up in the backseat dead. fortunately they were early, because now they had to get a motel room, get cleaned up, and go shop for new clothes. the trooper that pulled the deer out of the car insisted on accompanying them to the motel, because he said to them he'd probably end up being called there anyway if they showed up there covered in blood without him.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.3.20  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.10    4 months ago

Thank you, that is so helpful!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.3.21  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.3    4 months ago

My "sauces" say that it is the entire Trump administration that is
destroying the pond so that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" can go to war with GREENLAND!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.3.22  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.1    4 months ago

How in HADES do I know?

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 months ago

 
 
 
TᵢG
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2  TᵢG    4 months ago

It is likely that this exacerbated the problem with physical trauma on less than 100% cured coating.

It is also likely that the surface was not properly prepared to accept the lining and that the lining had not properly cured prior to covering with water.

What is fucking absurd is Trump's claim that vandals cut the lining given 24x7 surveillance of the reflecting pool.   Seriously, are there really that many people gullible enough to believe that ridiculous nonsense?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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2.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  TᵢG @2    4 months ago

They were wearing invisibility cloaks!  Duh.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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2.1.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @2.1    4 months ago
They were wearing invisibility cloaks!  Duh.

"Avada Reflectio Rippus!"

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @2.1.1    4 months ago

oops ...

didn't have my coffee, wasn't wearing my glasses, and I confused Hal's avatar with somebody else ...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.3  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    4 months ago

tsk! tsk!

See if a mod can restore the comment

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.3    4 months ago

... yeah right. seen many around lately?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.5  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @2.1    4 months ago

Oh, yeah, I forgot the INVISIBILITY COATS that they sometimes wear. I wonder if I still have mine?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.6  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @2.1.2    4 months ago

Well, you get two check marks!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.7  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @2.1.4    4 months ago

I used to wear mine every day. Now, I can't find it in my closet.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.1.8  MrFrost  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.5    4 months ago

Oh, yeah, I forgot the INVISIBILITY COATS that they sometimes wear. I wonder if I still have mine?

If ya pay your antifa dues you get one. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.9  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.1.4    4 months ago
seen many around lately?

only when I'm being mean to a snowflake

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.10  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.9    4 months ago

... I think you mean shitflake.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.11  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.1.10    4 months ago

I stand corrected

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.12  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.11    4 months ago

I'm a stickler for proper labels ...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.15  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @2.1.8    4 months ago

Oh, thank you, Mister Frost.

Do you mind if I call you "FROSTY"? I love those things. Most of my friends call me cone head. Perhaps we could hook up.


 
 
 
devangelical
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2.2  devangelical  replied to  TᵢG @2    4 months ago
Seriously, are there really that many people gullible enough to believe that ridiculous nonsense?

maga!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.2.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @2.2    4 months ago

YEP, you know the kind!

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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2.3  Igknorantzruls  replied to  TᵢG @2    4 months ago
exacerbated the problem with physical trauma on less than 100% cured coating.

It is also likely that the surface was not properly prepared to accept the lining and that the lining had not properly cured prior to covering with water.

What is fucking absurd is Trump's claim

A box cutter or knife of some kind would be a clean thin slice, just like we cut roofing materials, flooring, aluminum, etc.

Surface prep is super important so as there is a tight bonding of substrate to the newly applied material, what ever it may be. It is very time consuming yet very essential to achieve the required bonding, at least it was for roofing, for warranty purposes I had to have manufacturers come out and inspect, and once passed, the warranty shifted to the manufacturer of the product. 

  Proper prep takes a very long time. Trump rushed this BS through, and a fleet of heavily armored vehicles traversing the newly installed and as you said, most likely uncured product could most definitely cause materials to fail, like everything elese Trump does.

  A no bid contract to fck up the reflecting pool, that increased by over a thousand % or so, wow, who could have seen that coming, especially after not a taxpayer dime will be spent on White House ballroom!  

What a POS that people still a tempt to defend, sad it is.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 months ago

Your RED BOX RULES are getting larger and larger. Soon you will be a MAGA-LOON! Congrats!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3    4 months ago

Remember, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" will always feed you with his excesses.
Isn't that "LOV-ER-LY", Julie?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.2  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3    4 months ago

It cuts down on the amount of house cleaning that needs to be done

 
 
 
devangelical
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3.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2    4 months ago

it's fair warning to maga trolls ...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.2.3  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2    4 months ago

Excellent analysis, Trout Giggles!

My "sauces" tell me that in the dark of night, "Dirty Diaper Donnie" goes for a swim in the REFLECTING POND to get advice from Lincoln.

But I can't always accept what my HALLUCINATIONS say. Do you have that problem, too?

"Dirty Diaper Donnie" constantly calls me for advice. Today, he called and asked if I could confirm that Mitch "The Bitch" McConnell was alive or a dead man on a respirator so Donnie might figure out what other project he could destroy.

Donnie likes to tear shat up!




 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 months ago

Do TROUTS really Giggle?

I am not a fisherman, so I don't know. In fact, there are many things I do not know. But a wandering mind wants to know. I am a wandering mind.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1  author  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4    4 months ago

They giggle when they hear I'm trying to catch them

 
 

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