Mattel Announces ICE Agent Ken Doll | Babylon Bee
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U.S. · Jul 15, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
EL SEGUNDO, CA — In a renewed effort to make inroads with conservative families in the wake of concerns over previous "woke" products, toy manufacturer Mattel announced a new ICE Agent Ken doll.
The new edition of Barbie's famous boyfriend will feature a face mask, sunglasses, a tactical vest, and a baseball cap with "ICE" printed on it. Mattel promised that the new ICE Agent Ken doll would be the perfect complement to any Barbie collection.
"No illegal alien Barbies will be safe!" said Mackenzie Gray, a Mattel spokesperson. "Make sure all of your dolls and action figures have proper documentation, because here comes ICE Agent Ken! Fully empowered by the federal government and the will of the voters, ICE Agent Ken is reporting for duty to serve and protect American citizens. Pick him up and head for the nearest Home Depot to put him in action!"
Parents were already posting rave reviews online after purchasing the new doll for their daughters. "ICE Agent Ken is now my child's favorite toy," said one review. "You should see her, bursting into the play room, telling all the other toys to 'Freeze! Put your hands up!' Yesterday, I saw her detaining her stuffed Dora the Explorer doll for questioning. It was so cute."
The only drawback parents reported was that their daughters' Barbie houses were now experiencing a shortage of landscaping workers.
At publishing time, one little girl's ICE Agent Ken doll had reportedly threatened to deport Bluey back to Australia.
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Damn, the BB has just given Mattel their next $megamillions idea. If only it were true. I'd buy a half dozen as a collector's item/investment for the great-grandchildren I may have in the future. Should bring some big bucks in about 15-20 years.
If the Ken doll is a real replica of a ICE agent it will have to have a set of balls on it, the Balless model will still be fine for liberal CBS reporters with PTSD or TDS
They should make sure it has bendable knees so it can get its puckered mouth close to the baby Trump doll's puckered ass.
where are the masks and the heavy weaponry ?
You aren't new to this. As with almost everything, "full tactical gear sold separately" is in the fine print. ................../s
Lol
“where are the masks and the heavy weaponry ?”
Heavy weaponry? Lol, you have no idea what heavy weaponry is.
Its all relative my man.
Like i said, you have no clue what heavy weaponry is.
Quick Google Lens search......................
Happy now?
Look at the side of the vehicle. It reads Immigration And Customs Enforcement - ICE
Another "stock photo" that has jack all to do with the current events.
lol
I see a group of federal agents enforcing laws already on the books , now the matter of POLICY between different administrations , meaning how each admin either enforces those laws , or not is likely whats come into play here .
the laws already exist and have for a long time , the policy of implementation changes all the time .
Dont like the law thats being enforced , then implement legislation to change it .
As someone said a number of years back , elections have consequences , one of those consequences is policy of one admin doesnt always hold up under a different admin unless backed up by the law .
an added note , one has to remember the Supremacy clause , federal law supersedes state , so sanctuary state law is kind of shit out of luck really .
The Gestapo also "enforced laws already on the books".
Bob , dont like the laws on the books being enforced , then get those laws changed by the legislature as i said , then everyones complaints would be solved .
Until then , it is what it is .
At least its not like the US adopted the french judicial and penial system , eh papillon ?
You see close similarities between Devil's Island and Alligator Alcatraz? You're right. But...
The former was closed three-quarters of a century ago. The latter is being opened now.
The only similarities i see is the same ones as i see with the Alcatraz in SF bay , the ability to escape and the use of natural deterrents to make escape near impossible .
Now are conditions the same ? some are trying to paint that they are and even worse , but i find from my own looking they are not .
Now you can deem the next off topic , but it did cross my mind watching all this play out .
this facility was thought of , created and put into use in about an 8 day time span , can house up to 5k individuals , through cooperation between state and federal entities .
Imagine instead of a facility used for detention / deportation , it was one used to house the homeless where it is most needed .
i then ask myself why it has not happened that way before .
Fascinating!
Toy makers understand that the character is more appealing when it’s not dressed like a kidnapping terrorist.
If it were dressed like a kidnapping terrorist it wouldn't be an ice doll
If it was a child sex trafficker, it would look like this,
Everyone who feels that way should be responsible, take in an illegal or two, harbor them, feed and cloth them, you know, protect em from the terrorists.
I mean, it’s the right thing to do considering.
HA, we all know that’s never gonna happen.
Lot of assumptions (lies) there..............with no citations. Of course, we all know where they come from.
So, using the image of a man who has never been accused of raping kids like Trump has or been accused of over two dozen sexual assaults or said he might be dating his daughter if he weren't her father. Hilarious. /s
I get that some conservatives are desperate to deflect and distract from their Pedophile-in-Chief, but trying to imply Obama is a sex trafficker is just beyond ridiculous.
Never happen. Not because of Trump but because of Bubba. Who was definitely a freakuent flyer to Epstein island.
Those Clintons, you cross em, you get dead. Fast.
Saw a facebook funny the other day , likely a deep fake , but still funny .
Hillary supposedly got on social media calling for the Epstein list to be made public , the only comment was by Bill , saying , Hillary ? WTF?
No, it is an absolute fact, your deflection not withstanding Obama turned children over to sex traffickers, this is a fact
bing AI
There is no credible evidence or legal finding that Barack Obama has ever been involved in sex trafficking.
His name was mentioned during the 2025 federal sex trafficking trial of Sean “Diddy” Combs, but only in reference to ecstasy pills shaped like Obama’s face that were allegedly used at parties2. According to courtroom testimony, these pills were part of a disturbing trend of “celebrity ecstasy” circulating on the dark web, but Obama was not accused of any wrongdoing2.
The mention of his name in this context appears to be symbolic branding by drug dealers, not a reflection of any criminal behavior by Obama himself. Investigators and prosecutors in the case have not linked Obama to any trafficking activity, and there are no charges, investigations, or credible reports suggesting his involvement3.
Using your "logic" Trump murdered innocent people in Iran, Syria, and Yemen.
And yet you don't provide a lick of evidence. Or is it that you're going to claim some ass backward link to undocumented immigrant children being deported by the Obama administration that later ended up in child traffickers' hands? Your claim is just so fucking moronic I wouldn't even normally be replying but I was just so confused by the unfettered idiocy that I had to stop and ask.
Did the Obama Administration Place Immigrant Children With Human Traffickers? | Snopes.com
Obama administration placed Central American child migrants with traffickers, report says
Overwhelmed federal officials released immigrant teens to traffickers in 2014 - The Washington Post
NO, but thanks for playing, Obama administration knowingly gave children to sex traffickers, PERIOD, it is amazing that you blame trump for literally everything that happens and yet Obama is not? why is this? what is the difference between the 2 that you expect so little from 1 president than you do from another.
The amazing thing about our liberal friends is they cheered Obama giving Kids to sex traffickers while screaming about trump wanted to make sure that the people with the kids were their actual mother or fathers.
Marital spat?
What makes you think they need a place to stay? Do you assume they are homeless? Or are you suggesting people break the law?
Taxpayers spent billions sheltering them
If it were dressed like a kidnapping terrorist, leftists would buy them up and put them on the shelf of their "free gaza" altar.
Sounds like Democracy.
More like the end of it if unchecked. This discussion gets tiring. Few Americans are against legal immigration. It’s illegal immigration that’s the issue and yet the left tries to frame it as conservatives being against all immigration.
So yeah, if you want to defend illegal immigration you should be willing to shelter them, pay for them and pay the legal consequences if caught. I am not willing to do that and yet support legal immigrants status here with no problem.
The US has been pro legal immigrations for a long time. To the tune of a million or so a year. The anti immigration narrative many on the left are pushing is balderdash.
What is unchecked?
If you’re showing up to a court hearing, that seems pretty legal. Many MAGA and Project 2025 people seek to drastically cut and limit what “legal immigration” can mean. In the meantime, they are stripping legal status from people arbitrarily and seizing them as they attempt to follow our existing laws.
C’mon man. What were we talking about? Immigration. Operated in an unchecked manner with few controls, like during the Biden years, will bankrupt any country.
Yep, just like the left planned. Overload our immigration systems. Let em flood in. Then bitch about how immigrants are being mistreated. Welcome the tired huddled masses of other countries thieves, terrorists, rapists, murders, human traffickers and all. Who cares right?
Source?
Again, source?
Reality
Again, reality
You're actually talking about "the right thing to do"? You??
That might actually mean something if I cared one iota what you thought but since I don’t, well, there you go.
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The uniform is enough to trigger the left. And after reading the comments - that's exactly what it did.
Accessories are always sold separately.
An action figure of a hero working to improve the USA
I would agree if Trump was only going after criminals or recent illegals. He is ripping apart families that have been domiciled here for years with parents who are working, raising a family, and other than being illegal are following our laws.
Yeah, fill in the blank. Other than ___________ I am not doing anything illegal.
The slipperiest of all slopes …..
You do not see the difference between an illegal who has lived and worked in the USA for, say, 10 years, who is gainfully employed, raising a family, and has not done anything illegal beyond illegally crossing our border ...
... versus a criminal / indigent / etc.??
'They' are all the same to you, eh?
Sure do but that is not my point. Ice is not “specifically” targeting folks like that. The reason they get caught up in this premeditated mess is because they are here illegally in the first place. That’s the point. They made their bed. Not me, not you.
That said, still waiting for you to fill in the blank for what other illegalities you deem acceptable other than illegal immigration.
gainfully employed, raising a family, and has not done anything illegal beyond illegally crossing..They' are all the same to you, eh?
they are all the Maryland man to some. No matter how much evidence exists of their criminality, they’ll deny it all.
Really? He hasn’t done anything illegal besides crossing the border? Do you want to review your comment and find the mistake(s).
They are not specifically targeting criminals. You acknowledge that, right?
Why, my opening comment stated that the only bad thing they did was enter the nation illegally. I gave you the answer to your question upfront.
If an illegal is gainfully employed, been here for, say 10 years, is raising a family, and has followed our laws other than illegally crossing the border, do you believe ICE should deport the individual?
That is how I defined the scenario. Pay attention. By definition (as stated in my scenario), the only illegal act was crossing the border.
My comment you quoted already gave you that answer. Which …. is interesting that you needed to ask it.
So illegal immigration is the only illegal thing that is acceptable to you. Got it.
So you create a bullshit scenario. Maybe you can can explain how he is working legally? For 10 years and still be illegal?
No, you of course do not 'get it'. You are dishonestly trying to portray my comments as stating that illegal immigration is acceptable. It is not. What I stated is that when it comes to the act of forcibly deporting someone, that illegal immigration alone is insufficient.
In particular, in a scenario where an illegal has been here for years, is gainfully employed, raising a family, not engaging in crime, etc. the fact that this person is illegal is insufficient to forcibly deport them. Forcible deportation, like we are seeing with ICE now, makes good sense when dealing with illegals who are engaging in criminal activity or are indigent.
I already explained this, but you dishonestly spin.
Once again, disagree on all fronts. Vociferously
Groundhog Day in NTers
And, as usual, you have no rebuttal other than 'we disagree'.
Sure. Why should a foreigner be rewarded for breaking our laws and cutting in front of immigrants who are doing things the right way? You understand incentives right? Second order effects matter.
But we also know, as the maryland man saga demonstrates, that left wing politicians, media and their supporters will simply lie about what an upstanding member of society the poor immigrant was, and claim reality denying things like "no evidence exists of their gang ties"
I am so sick and tired of far leftists claiming illegals should be able to stay because they had a job. Who the fuck cares. If they were working, they are either getting psid under the table or stole someone's identity.
I paid thousands of dollars to get some of my wife's family here legally from the Philippines. Years to wait before they got the OK, background check on me because I held a Secret clearance in the Navy at the time. Then thousands more to work on their citizenship.
This illegal needs to be sent packing, no matter how many years he was here as a "good boy".
I hope he visits Alligator Alcatraz.
"If an illegal is gainfully employed, been here for, say 10 years, is raising a family, and has followed our laws other than illegally crossing the border, do you believe ICE should deport the individual?"
Yes!
that sounds like you might be fishing for some sort of amnesty deal to happen , wouldnt hold my breath on that one .
and it does appear no one is exactly lining up to reward illegal behavior , no matter how trivial some think it is .
personally in your scenario , the individual is still being sent to their home country anyway if it were left up to me .
Everything an individual does that requires them to be a legal immigrant falls under the condition of being an illegal immigrant.
In my scenario, I describe an illegal immigrant who is not stealing, raping, murdering, etc. This individual's only crime is being here illegally (thus, everything related to being here illegally is all within this crime).
My scenario applies to millions of illegals. They are here for years, raising families, working, etc., and are not causing harm to our society by stealing, raping, murdering, etc.
Now, assuming you are done playing pathetic little games, do you approve of ICE breaking families apart (note the kids are typically born in the USA and thus citizens per jus soli) and deporting parents? Or do you limit your approval of such methods to illegals who are actively engaging in criminal activity in our nation such as stealing, raping, murdering, ... or have not been here long?
From your pathetic little game, it is clear that you do not distinguish and hold the opinion that ICE should just deport every illegal and send them to whatever nation will imprison them for us.
I expect nothing of the sort from Trump.
To be clear, are you in favor of ICE deporting all illegals regardless of circumstances?
Disappointing to read this from you.
If they are working without a green card that is another crime, if they work under the table they aren’t paying taxes which is another crime, if they are paying taxes they are using a stolen SS number who is identity theft, hence your scenario is. complete fantasy/bullshit!
You continue to play your pathetic little game. Working without a green card is included in the condition of 'being illegal'. Do you recognize the difference between that and what I outlined: theft, rape, murder, etc.?
I would think that at the very least theft covers everything George mentioned....
So why are you opposed to their deportation?
I agree 100% because it is impossible for crossing the border illegally to be their only crime if they have worked here for 10 years.
I’m not the one playing pathetic little games here, there are multiple crimes here that you are trying to ignore or downplay for political reasons.
I have stated my position on immigration, overpopulation and overcrowding many times. All 3 are very bad and hurting the USA.
I also would like to see their employer prosecuted.
I agree with the problem. But not the solution when it comes to uprooting those domiciled here for years, raising a family (most would have children who are citizens of the USA jus soli), working, and not engaging in criminal activities like rape, theft, murder, etc. (other than their original crime of entering illegally).
Those who have arrived recently should be deported. Those who are known criminals (either here or from their country of origin) should be deported. Those who have assimilated and are part of our society, albeit not legally, should be dealt with humanely.
It was a failure of the government to allow illegal immigration in the first place, and the objective should be to stop ALL illegal immigration. Going forward.
Absolutely, and if they paid the illegals less than minimum wage or the industry standard for the area they should get fined the difference plus interest.
I don't think there is a statute of limitations on illegally crossing the border
Even though it's in the law (8 USC 12 **) no one has the cajones to enforce it.
There is not a statute.
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What did you do to be legal, Sparty?
You chose your mother s-o-o-o carefully...
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I believe thats what i said in my comment so yes . but this is simply one persons opinion, mine .
old saying , it only takes one aww shit to wipe out a million atta boys .
translation , you only need to screw up once to make people forget all the good work youve done .
circumstances , situation and reasons , dont matter .
This is not a legal issue; it is an issue of humane treatment of human beings. It is one thing to turn away illegals who have just arrived (or have not settled). It is an entirely different matter (and a different solution) for those who are domiciled in the USA with jobs, families, and are not engaging in criminal activity such as theft, murder, rape, etc. Especially when they have been here for years.
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what progressive “humane” actions result in:
NEW: DHS confirms that both of the men in custody for the shooting and attempted robbery of an off duty CBP officer in NYC are Dominican illegal aliens who were caught and released at the border during the Biden administration. DHS says both have active deportation orders, and both were protected by sanctuary policies with ICE detainers ignored on prior arrests. Miguel Francisco Mora Munez was caught and released at the border in April 2023. Christhian Aybar-Berroa was caught and released at the border in 2022.
You see, some on the left view you as a fool because you followed established law. Many on the left view lawlessness as “okay” as long as it supports one of their preferred narratives.
Yep, in a land of supposed law and order, it’s pretty messed up.
Nobody is above the law........Unless they are illegals.
That is exactly what some here are intimating. No matter how hard they try to spin it otherwise.
Just wondering, I wonder how their English language is, or, if they know ANYTHING about the US history (as required to live here and actually migrate and assimilate)? If not, they need to go home. Period.
And before the rabbit hole arrives on scene, Those are the facts. And they can come back the right way an carry on where they left off................legally, of course. Hopefully, they will learn what "no" means and realize that what they had may have to be restarted.
A random post on X???
Wow.....
It's fascinating how you two have so much to say about progressives, but nothing to say about MAGA or Trump or anything on the right...
Fascinating.
I'm sorry. Does new media intimidate you?
Here's a summary from a more traditional outlet.
Off-duty CBP officer shot in face during robbery at NYC park by suspect ID’d as illegal migrant, career criminal – who got freed after every bust
The fruits of your humane policy....
Would you really like to see competence in American history as a requirement for citizenship? Before answering, think about the average MAGA....
have you ever met a rank and file democratic voter who who graduated from a school controlled by democrats that hasn't produced a single kid who can read at grade average and votes in an area with 90% democratic support? Democrats don't know their own base.
It might be better if we made competence in all four core subjects a requirement.
Yes
Now why would I need to post about that? This place is literally flooded with that content. My friends on left here insure that. One would have be a real dimbulb to not notice that.