LOL: Trump Campaign Congratulates Joe Biden After DNA Confirms Hunter Biden Fathered Child
By: Bronson Stocking
Bidens denial turned out to be a lie. What else is new? His record is pathetic and now he denied knocking up a woman who gave birth to his child.
A DNA test has confirmed that Hunter Biden, the infamous son of former Vice President Joe Biden, is the biological father of a child born in August 2018, according to a motion filed on behalf of the child's mother. The mother is suing for child support and assistance providing for the child's healthcare. Hunter Biden has previously denied claims that he is the biological father of the woman's child.
According to The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette , the mother notes the baby's "paternal grandfather, Joe Biden, is seeking the nomination of the Democratic Party for President of the United States of America," and that Joe Biden "is considered by some to be the person most likely to win his party's nomination and challenge President Trump on the ballot in 2020."
The Trump campaign cordially congratulated Joe Biden on Twitter when news of the DNA results was first reported. In 2012, Hunter Biden was discharged from the military after testing positive for cocaine. In 2016, Arizona police say Hunter Biden left what appeared to be a small cocaine pipe, along with a Delaware attorney general badge and a ziplock bag of a white powdery substance in his Hertz rental car.
As Business Insider reports, Biden left his wife of more than 20 years after she accused Hunter Biden of spending money on drugs and frequenting strip clubs. Hunter then proceeded to date his brother's widow and the mother of his niece and nephew, Hallie Biden. The baby was reportedly born during the time of Hunter and Hallie's relationship.
This is the sort of background and natural gas experience that must have compelled Burisma Holdings to pay Hunter $50,000 a month to sit on the company's board.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I think my IQ is too high to comment on this.
Is that the AOC new math?
I want to thank you all for proving my point.
don't worry john, we all know your the smartest guy in the room. that is why every prediction you made regarding trumps removal from office has not happened and will not happen. your just too damn smart.
LOL
You dont have to be the smartest guy in the room to be too intelligent to comment on this seeded story.
I doubt if I am the smartest guy in the room , but I'm not an idiot either.
well that's good, as I'm surely not the smartest guy in the room but I stayed at the holiday inn last night and still have ears.
The only ones who are apparently too high are those cheering this kind of trash journalism and sad irrelevant muckraking.
One of my favorites was the MSM's "blockbuster story" that prostitutes peed on a naked Trump in a hotel room. Adam Schiff LOVED that one!
I've never said that. I may have pointed out that it appears dirty Donald WANTS to screw his daughter, but that's only because he said so himself.
“Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?” - dirty Donald
"if she weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her” - dirty Donald
“My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body" - dirty Donald
“My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka." (I love how he has to clarify to Howard Stern which daughter...)
“By the way, your daughter…Can I say this? A piece of ass.” - Howard Stern
"Yeah" - dirty Donald
Those simply aren't things a normal human says about their daughter. And they are relevant because they show the deranged state of mind of a narcissistic man baby with incestual fantasies who wanted to be President and fooled many spineless cowards into voting for him by blaming all their problems on anyone but themselves and promising them things he could never deliver. Now I'm sure there are many of the 62 million who voted for him in 2016 who are not spineless cowards. Some, I assume, are good people, and I can't really see them voting for this monumental moron and disgrace to the very office of the President more than once.
This is hilarious. The hypocrites who said nothing when Dipshit Junior cheated on his wife, who divorced him .... who loudly and proudly support Trump, who brags about assaulting women, ogling naked teenage girls, and who brought his mistress and his wife to the same ski resort at the same time (and then made sure the story stayed in all the tabloids, not giving a crap about what that would do to his family) ... now they pretend they give a fuck about morals? Sorry, it's way too late for that.
brought his mistress and his wife to the same ski resort at the same time
I hadn't heard about that one but it is right out of the Joe Kennedy play book who had both his mistress (Gloria Swanson) and wife on the same cruise ship.
It was in Aspen. He tried to ski away from Ivana when she found out (and she and Marla had quite the set-to), but she's a much better skier, and skied backwards in front of him while chewing him out. He bragged about it to Howard Stern, of course, instead of feeling ashamed as any non psychopath would.
Dipshit Donnie then went on to call the tabloids pretending to be someone else, to keep himself in the tabloids. Pathetic.
Burisma just put the baby on it's board. He's already more qualified for the job than his father.
And Democrats , of course, claim its a "conspiracy theory" to wonder why the baby was hired....
Ha ha ha ha. You so funny.
I guess when you've got nothing else and find it impossible to defend the indefensible, it's time to deflect and distract. The American people are not going to be deflected or distracted. This Presidents criminal behavior, his unethical and immoral actions are being exposed and he will be held to account whether the Senate Republicans remove him or not. Trump will forever be tainted as the worst, most criminal President in US history and children for years to come will use likely start using the name "Donald" as an insult, as in "Don't be such a Donald", or "Look at that Donald thinking he's fooling everyone".
But nice try you guys. Conservatives never cease to amaze me with their eagerness and willingness to eat the fresh Donald droppings and pretend they're feasting on fudge brownies.
But, but, but ,Trump!
Why do you imagine Hunter Biden was given a $50,000 a month job that he was manifestly unqualified for?
Why do you imagine Ivanka was granted over a dozen trademark approvals by China... including three on the day when she and Daddy dined with the Chinese President at Mar-A-Lago. All Trump's kids are doing business with countries that their daddy is negotiating policy with ...do you think we should investigate them? Maybe ask some foreign countries to investigate them? Or is it only Biden's son who is forbidden to do business with foreign countries?
BTW, there is no evidence that either Joe or Hunter Biden did anything wrong, but plenty of evidence that Trump's kids have. Ivanka also violated the Hatch act.
But,But , But, Trump!
Without mentioning Trump, why do you imagine Hunter Biden was given a $50,000 a month job that he was manifestly unqualified for (at the same time his father was essentially Obama's point man on Ukraine)?
He was a Hunk !
Your "Stock Portfolio' is too !
The Trump Kids didn't need Daddy to be in the Whitehouse for them to negotiate anything ! They've been doing that waaaaay before that happened.
Didn't Hunky Hunter get his Cushy "Pay for Play" job when "Dementia Joe" was still VP of this country ?
Hunter: “It’s impossible for me to be on any of the boards… without saying I’m the son of the VP .”
VP is short for ….." V ice- P resident of the United States of America ".
That really does Suck huh !
At least major outlets have discontinued selling Ivanka's crap. She should try swap meets to unload it all unless it gets confiscated and destroyed for copyright infringement.