The Lizard of Oz

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  3 months ago  •  137 comments


The Lizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz, "The Great and Powerful Oz" eventually admitted that he was a fraud. Mehmet Oz, “The Lizard of Oz", is also a fraud butt he won’t admit it.

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In the classic book/movie The Wizard of Oz, "The Great and Powerful Oz" eventually admitted that he was a fraud.


Mehmet Oz, "The Lizard of Oz", is also a fraud butt he won't admit it.



Mehmet Cengiz Öz [  is the  Republican  nominee in the  2022 United States Senate election in Pennsylvania  and is the first  Muslim  candidate to be nominated by either major party  for U.S. Senate .    Oz's promotion of  pseudoscience , including on the topics of  alternative medicine faith healing , and various  paranormal  beliefs, has earned him criticism from a number of medical publications and physicians.

 


Describing himself as a conservative Republican, Oz has taken mostly conservative positions since launching his campaign. He  opposes abortion , the  Affordable Care Act , and the  legalization of recreational   cannabis , while supporting  school choice hydraulic fracturing , closer relations with  Israel , the  right to bear arms , and federal protection of  same-sex marriage .

 


In 2003, Oz was scheduled to present medical research regarding  heart bypass surgery  and  heart-lung machines  to the yearly conference of the  American Association for Thoracic Surgery , but the presentation was withdrawn and for two years he was banned from further presentations to the association or publishing work in the association's medical journal.

 

In 2015, a group of 10 physicians demanded Columbia remove Oz from the faculty for his alleged "disdain for science and for evidence-based medicine”.


Medical claims and controversies





Oz's image and quotes have been exploited by many weight loss product  scammers . While he himself has not been found to be involved in these scams, he has made statements that were exploited by scammers.   During a 2014 Senate hearing on consumer protection, Senator  Claire McCaskill  said that "the scientific community is almost monolithic against you" for airing segments on weight loss products that are later cited in advertisements, concluding that Oz plays a role, intentional or not, in perpetuating these scams, and that she is "concerned that you are melding medical advice, news, and entertainment in a way that harms consumers.”   He has been a spokesman and advisor for the website  RealAge .com, which  The New York Times  has criticized for its pharmaceutical marketing practices.




During the  COVID-19 pandemic , Oz's television appearances influenced Trump's decision-making,  and he became an informal advisor to the Trump administration.  Oz had promoted the use of  hydroxychloroquine , an antimalarial drug, as a cure for COVID-19 on more than 25  Fox News broadcasts in March and April 2020.  Trump claimed to be taking the drug in May 2020.  In June 2020, the  Food and Drug Administration  revoked emergency use authorization of hydroxychloroquine, saying that it was "no longer reasonable to believe" that the drug was effective against COVID-19 or that its benefits outweighed "known and potential risks”.  Oz also owns at least $630,000 of stock in two companies that manufacture or distribute hydroxychloroquine, Thermo Fisher and McKesson Corporation.

In April 2020, Oz appeared on Fox News with  Sean Hannity  and said that reopening schools in the United States might be worth the increased number of deaths it would cause. Referencing an article published in the medical journal  The Lancet , Oz said, "I just saw a nice piece in  The Lancet  [medical journal] arguing that the opening of schools may only cost us 2–3% in terms of total mortality.”  Oz's comments provoked a backlash online, and he apologized, saying he had misspoken and that his goal was "to get our children safely back to school.”

In his campaign, he has called for immunologist  Anthony Fauci , the  Chief Medical Advisor to the President , to be fired and also opposed vaccine requirements.

On April 9, 2022, Oz's campaign was endorsed by former president  Donald Trump  Oz's ties to Turkey, including his  dual citizenship , were criticized by his Republican primary opponents.   Oz called these issues a "distraction" and said that he will renounce his  Turkish citizenship  if elected, while his campaign called the attacks "pathetic and xenophobic". 

In May 2022,  Columbia University  cut ties with Oz and removed his presence from their website.

COVID-19


In March 2020, Oz suggested that  hydroxychloroquine , a drug typically used to treat rheumatological conditions and as an anti-malarial, could be used to treat COVID-19 as well. He called for the reopening of schools in April of the same year. Oz has however promoted the  efficacy of wearing masks  and of getting  vaccinated  against the virus.

He initially praised  Anthony Fauci  as a "pro" and lauded his role in combating the pandemic in 2020 and 2021. Upon running for the Senate, however, Oz changed his tone on Fauci and referred to him as a "tyrant”.

Healthcare

In 2022, Oz said that he would vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act if he were elected to the Senate, and backed  Medicare Advantage Plus .

In contrast, in 2009, Oz said "It should be mandatory that everybody in America have healthcare coverage. If you can't afford it, we have to give it to you…"  And in 2010, Oz supported a government-backed healthcare system and was featured in an advertisement that promoted  The Affordable Care Act , also known as Obamacare.   Oz has said that the healthcare systems that he thinks work the best are Germany and Switzerland, which are both  universal healthcare systems .

Public reception


Oz has faced criticism for his promotion of  pseudoscience ,   homeopathy , and  alternative medicine .   Popular Science  and  The New Yorker    have published critical articles on Oz for giving "non-scientific" advice.   HuffPost  has accused Oz of promoting  quackery .

A 2014 study published in the  British Medical Journal  found that medical talk shows such as  The Dr. Oz Show  and  The Doctors  often lack adequate information on the specific benefits or evidence of their claims. Forty episodes of each program from early 2013 were evaluated, determining that evidence supported 46 percent, contradicted 15 percent, and was not found for 39 percent of the recommendations on  The Dr Oz Show .  Unfounded claims included saying apple juice had unsafe levels of arsenic and cell phones could cause breast cancer.

Oz was awarded the  James Randi Educational Foundation 's  Pigasus Award  three times from 2009 to 2012 for his promotion of energy therapies, support of  faith healing psychic communication with the dead  and "quack medical practices, paranormal belief, and pseudoscience".

Oz has been criticized for the guests he has invited onto  The Dr. Oz Show , including psychics, faith healers, peddlers of unproven or disproven medical treatments, and anti-vaccination activists, including  Joseph Mercola Robert F. Kennedy Jr. , and  Christiane Northrup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmet_Oz

Dr. Oz is not just a money grubbing scammer, he is also a gigantic asshole who murdered puppies.

Fact Check: Was Dr. Oz Responsible for Cruelly Experimenting on Dogs?


Allegations have circulated implicating Oz in the cruel treatment of animals at Columbia University. PEOPLE talked to a former Columbia employee and sifted through reports to clarify his role






Published on October 4, 2022



PEOPLE spoke with veterinarian Catherine Dell'Orto, who says that within weeks of her start as a post-doctoral fellow in the research labs at Columbia's Institute of Comparative Medicine in July 2001, she was horrified by what she saw.


Dell'Orto tells PEOPLE she witnessed the inhumane treatment of dogs in lab experiments investigating aspects of heart function over which Oz served in the role of "principal investigator" — including leaving dogs in pain and paralyzed for weeks, with no discernible research benefit, before they were euthanized or died.

"When someone makes the choice to use an animal in a research experiment they should be 100 percent committed to reducing any suffering that animal will experience," says Dell'Orto. "And I did not see that happening with Oz. I saw the opposite."





Columbia's website says that when one is named principal investigator of a research study, he or she "has overall responsibility for safety and compliance in his or her laboratory."

Dell'Orto says she has no personal knowledge to support online claims that research puppies cried out in pain as they were killed with no anesthesia. She says another lab worker, a veterinary technician whom she identified by name, claimed to have witnessed this, though PEOPLE has been unable to get in contact with the person alleged to be behind these claims.


It is that veterinary technician's account, says Dell'Orto, which PETA relied upon in a letter the group allegedly wrote to the USDA in 2003 . That letter recounted a complaint, from an unidentified whistle blower, that "a litter of fully conscious puppies" was placed in a plastic bag and killed with expired euthanasia medication injected directly into their hearts, and that the puppies "cried out as they received the IC injection" because it was done without any prior pain killer.


But Oz himself is not mentioned in this letter, nor is he mentioned in the USDA's $2,000 settlement agreement with Columbia in 2004 — a settlement which explicitly states that Columbia neither admits nor denies the USDA's allegation.

Dell'Orto tells PEOPLE that before she resigned in February of 2003, she saw about 30 dogs upon whom research was performed as part of procedures for which Oz was principal investigator.


She says she saw some of these dogs' chests opened so that pacemakers could be inserted into their hearts, "pacing them at a very high rate to induce heart failure."


Then, she says, "they were doing different treatments to see what worked."


"I didn't think it was good science," Dell'Orto says. "I didn't think the results that came from such experiments were worthy of adding to the scientific database. It was so poorly done."


She says she also saw some of these dogs left paralyzed for days or weeks, apparently suffering and in pain before death via euthanasia. They'd lose more than 20% of their body weight and were left struggling to breathe, she says, adding that in her opinion, the study "was not designed" to promptly euthanize dogs at the point that the experiments became inhumane.

But her complaint led to several findings. An April 22, 2003, report by Columbia — which was obtained by PEOPLE — found that two of the three dogs used in Oz's research, for which Dell'Orto had provided records, received "inadequate or questionable veterinary care."


One dog — whose chest was opened (called a sternotomy) and received radiofrequency ablation on July 17, 2002 — developed paralysis, lethargy, vomiting and renal failure, suffering for a week. But "the records do not show why the animal was kept alive" until euthanized a week later, on July 24.


Another dog, which underwent the same procedure on July 11, 2002, "was in chronic distress (paralyzed in hindquarters)" but kept alive for 29 days until euthanized.


"The records did not contain a rationale for keeping the animal alive in a paralyzed condition for a prolonged period of time," the investigative committee wrote.

https://people.com/politics/fact-check-dr-oz-role-columbia-university-dog-experiments/

Mehmet Oz moved in with his wife's family in 2022 so he could establish residency in Pennsylvania.  Prior to that he lived in New Jersey (where he owns several houses).  He also owns a house in Florida.

Does New Jersey really need three senators?

Please VOTE!



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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

I love dogs, therefore, I hate The Lizard of Oz. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    3 months ago

Oz is scummy scumbag.  I can't believe Oprah finally endorsed Fetterman.  

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @1.1    3 months ago

I can't believe Oprah finally endorsed Fetterman.  

Why do you find that hard to believe?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
1.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.1    3 months ago
Why do you find that hard to believe?

Oprah made The Lizard of Oz a television celebrity.

Oprah was quite good at making quacks into celebrities.

Oprah was even able to make Dr. Phil into a celebrity quack.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.2    3 months ago

Exactly, I would have expected a strong, not tepid endorsement for Fetterman before voting started.  

Oprah was quite good at making quacks into celebrities.

Yes, it's estimated that her endorsement got Obama at least an additional 1 million votes in the 2008 primary and put him over the top with Hillary.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.3    3 months ago
it's estimated that her endorsement got Obama at least an additional 1 million votes

Obama is NOT a quack.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.5  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.4    3 months ago

Nevertheless, her endorsement put him over the top with Hillary. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.1.6  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.5    3 months ago
her endorsement put him over the top

I guess you're giving Oprah credit for giving the democrats a great nominee.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.7  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.6    3 months ago
I guess you're giving Oprah credit for giving the democrats a great nominee.

Of course, she helped him beat Hillary.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.8  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @1.1    3 months ago
finally endorsed Fetterman.  

Finally being the operative word. While I was thrilled she did endorse him, I wish she would have done so much sooner. I believe he would have won with or without her endorsement though.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.8    3 months ago

Same here and I left out the word finally in my original post. What took her so long?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.9    3 months ago

I didn't leave out finally in my post I meant to say I can't believe that it took her so long to endorse him

 
 
 
JBB
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2  JBB    3 months ago

"We're off to beat The Lizard, The deplorable Lizard called Oz. Because because because because because, because of terrible things he does!"

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3  Buzz of the Orient    3 months ago

Now if only we could get him into that basket....

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al Jizzerror
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3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    3 months ago
Now if only we could get him into that basket....

OMG!  

What an asshole!

The fucking Lizard of Oz killed Dorothy's little dog Toto.

512

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4  Hal A. Lujah    3 months ago

This carpetbagging moron told his supporters to call ten people and inspire them to vote for him - and to do it before the Steelers game … on their bye week.  Lol!

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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4.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4    3 months ago

At least he’s capable of putting a sentence together in recognizable English.

advantage: oz.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Sean Treacy @4.1    3 months ago

Keep mocking disabilities.  It suits you.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.1    3 months ago

...it goes hand in hand with his bullshit religion.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @4.1.2    3 months ago

...it goes hand in hand with his bullshit religion.

God is green and he folds?

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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4.1.4  Sean Treacy  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.1    3 months ago

pointing out the truth is not mocking. Some of us aren’t so brainwashed by our partisanship that  understand It’s okay to point out the emperor has no clothes. 

it’s sad that his family and party exploit him rather than let him recover and regain some semblance of a a Normal life

but hey, you shill for a guy who celebrates the demise of roe vs wade, good for you.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4.1.1    3 months ago
Keep mocking disabilities.

Retrumplicans love to ridicule people with disabilities.

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Sean Treacy
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4.1.6  Sean Treacy  replied to  devangelical @4.1.2    3 months ago

d in hand with his bullshit religion.

Couldn't have hoped for a better response. 

Well done.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Sean Treacy @4.1.6    3 months ago
bullshit religion.

All religions are bullshit.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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4.1.8  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Sean Treacy @4.1.4    3 months ago
It’s okay to point out the emperor has no clothes.

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arkpdx
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4.1.9  arkpdx  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.5    3 months ago
Retrumplicans love to ridicule people with disabilities.

You mean like asking a paraplegic to stand and take a bow or wondering where a dead woman was in the crowd? Oh no it was a Democrat that did those things. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.10  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @4.1.9    3 months ago
Oh no

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.11  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @4.1.9    3 months ago
a Democrat that did those things.

Your "whataboutism" sux.

Nobody was ridiculed in your lame comparisons.

Apparently you don't know what "ridicule" means.

ridicule

[ rid -i-kyool ]
noun
speech or action intended to cause contemptuous laughter at a person or thing; derision.
verb (used with object), rid·i·culed, rid·i·cul·ing.
to deride; make fun of.
 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.1.12  cobaltblue  replied to  Sean Treacy @4.1.4    3 months ago
 understand It’s okay to point out the emperor has no clothes. 

Fuckin' Traitor Trump has been walking around naked the second he said he could shoot someone on Seventh Avenue and folks would still vote for him. He counted on the abject stupidity of his supporters ... he was calling them ignorant co-conspirators to their faces and they didn't catch a clue. He's counted on stupid people to support his grift. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1.13  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.12    3 months ago

Fifth Avenue, Seventh isn’t very Trumpian.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.1.14  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1.13    3 months ago
Fifth Avenue, Seventh isn’t very Trumpian.

You're right, of course. Especially if on the west side. Thank you for catching my error. I've made an error before. Once. 1972. February. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.15  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.14    3 months ago

I thought I had made a mistake once, but I was wrong...

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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4.1.16  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.14    3 months ago
I've made an error before. Once. 1972. February. 

That was a good run for your money, cobaltblue.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.17  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.12    3 months ago
said he could shoot someone on Seventh Avenue

That's perfect!

Trump naked in the Garment District!

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Tessylo
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4.2  Tessylo  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4    3 months ago

Jimmy Kimmel Recounts Dr. Oz’s Story of the Time Trump Shoved a Woman Into a Mar-a-Lago Pool (Video)

Harper Lambert
Tue, November 8, 2022 at 12:17 PM·2 min read
After Donald Trump dissed Jimmy Kimmel at a rally for Dr. Oz this weekend, the late night host turned the tables back around with a scathing story about the time the former president tossed a party guest into a pool.

On Monday night’s episode, Kimmel called Oz, the Republican candidate for Pennsylvania’s senate, “a total phony.” To prove it, he treated his audience to a story Oz told at a dinner party Kimmel had attended years ago, when Trump was running for office for the first time.

During one of Trump’s bashes at Mar-a-Lago, a woman approached her host. “He’s telling somebody else how good she looks or something, and [the guest] says, ‘Donald, how do I look?’ And he says, ‘You’d look better wet,’ and he shoves her in the pool,” Kimmel recalled Oz saying.

“He pushes this fully dressed older lady into the pool, and she’s humiliated,” he continued. As Oz’s wife Lisa helped the woman out of the pool, “Trump just looked on and laughed like a maniac.”

Kimmel closed out the story by doubling down on his first point.

“[Dr. and Lisa Oz] told us this story with disgust, they were disgusted, and now [Oz and Trump are] up on stage endorsing each other,” Kimmel said. “Isn’t that great? Lot of integrity there.”

Kimmel also hit back at Trump calling his show “dead” because Republicans no longer watch it during his monologue.

“Our show is so dead he’s gonna bury it next to his ex-wife at one of his golf courses,” Kimmel hit back. “You know what’s dead? I’ll tell you what’s dead. All those endangered animals your chinless son shot. That’s what’s dead. You know what’s dead? The look in your wife’s eyes when you beg her for sex on your birthday.”

“And I will say, in January our show will have been on for 20 years,” he continued. “You got kicked out after four. I’m on television, you’re on the toilet at your golf club screaming at yours.”

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.3  cobaltblue  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @4    3 months ago
and to do it before the Steelers game … on their bye week.  Lol!

Wasn't that the best??!!?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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4.3.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  cobaltblue @4.3    3 months ago

Expect a call on Nov. 13th from a Republican asking you to vote for Oz … before the game.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

Fetterman won!!!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  al Jizzerror @5    3 months ago

That's a big, really important win.  I'd like to see Don Jr.'s disgusting "mushy brain" words shoved down his throat. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
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5.2  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @5    3 months ago

Shapiro beat Matriano like 56% to 43%.

People are already asking Shapiro if he will be the first Jewish POTUS

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @5.2    3 months ago
People are already asking Shapiro if he will be the first Jewish POTUS

Bernie Sanders said, "what am I, chopped liver?"

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Buzz of the Orient
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5.2.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.1    3 months ago

LOL.  I ate a chopped liver sandwich for lunch today.  Does anyone remember Joe LIeberman?

 
 
 
Kavika
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5.2.3  Kavika   replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.1    3 months ago

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Kavika
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6  Kavika     3 months ago

Oz was last seen slinking across the border back to NJ.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @6    3 months ago
border back to NJ.

Which property? 

 
 
 
Kavika
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6.1.1  Kavika   replied to  cobaltblue @6.1    3 months ago

He has to learn to toughen up and this is the place to do it, or kiss your ass good bye.

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Split Personality
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6.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @6.1.1    3 months ago

I remember that intersection, not sure if that was a bar or a barber shop back in the day....

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1    3 months ago
Which property? 

The Lizard of OZ is a "New Jersey person" .

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al Jizzerror
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6.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1    3 months ago

Here's a NJ Person getting her drunk on:

512

Like most NJ women, she sucks anything.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6.1.5  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.4    3 months ago
Like most NJ women, she sucks anything

Wtf?! "She said she wanted a shot and we thought this was cute." Schoolkids dying across the country, and someone thinks this is amusing. What a bunch of self-absorbed tone deaf fucks. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6.1.6  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.4    3 months ago
NJ Person getting her drunk on:

I know of an unrequited love story between a gay bra-wearing addled man and his beard who loved him despite his self-loathing. After they were banned from where they were staying, they kept getting evicted after using false identities. Sad.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @6.1.6    3 months ago
Sad.  

Yeah, it was so sad....

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cobaltblue
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6.1.8  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.7    3 months ago

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Drinker of the Wry
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6.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Kavika @6    3 months ago

With his wealth, he will be fine.  I guess it was just ego or a need for a hobby that he ran in the first place.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @6.2    3 months ago
it was just ego

He probably thought he would be president or at least a resident of Pennsylvania.

 
 
 
arkpdx
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6.3  arkpdx  replied to  Kavika @6    3 months ago
Oz was last seen slinking across the border back to NJ 

Just wondering, how come none of you complained that the Wicked Witch of Chapaqua moved to New York state in order to campaign for the Senate.?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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6.3.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  arkpdx @6.3    3 months ago

NY offered the best chances of a Senate election and Chappaqua offered a nice largely white town.

 
 
 
squiggy
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6.3.2  squiggy  replied to  arkpdx @6.3    3 months ago

...because it was already so hard on Hilary leaving her native Scragorock.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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7  cobaltblue    3 months ago

To celebrate Oz's loss, I am hosting a guacamole charcuterie board party. At a dog park. 

 
 
 
Kavika
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7.1  Kavika   replied to  cobaltblue @7    3 months ago

As Elmer Gantry said, ''I'm on my way''

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cobaltblue
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7.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @7.1    3 months ago
''I'm on my way''

What a perfect meme for my dog-park-guacamole-charcuterie-board party!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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7.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @7    3 months ago

Gonna tease the dogs with those prepared meats and cheese eh.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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7.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7.2    3 months ago
prepared meats  and cheese

512

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Kavika
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7.2.2  Kavika   replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.1    3 months ago

LMAO

 
 
 
Kavika
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7.2.3  Kavika   replied to  Drinker of the Wry @7.2    3 months ago

Indeed I am.

 
 
 
Hallux
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8  Hallux    3 months ago

Had to lurv Donald blaming Melania for Oz ... Do y'all get it now, it ain't pocket science?

 
 
 
devangelical
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8.1  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @8    3 months ago

the fucking moron isn't accountable for anything he does.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Participates
8.2  arkpdx  replied to  Hallux @8    3 months ago

And y'all complain about my typos! Sheesh?

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
8.2.1  Hallux  replied to  arkpdx @8.2    3 months ago

... what typo? "lurv" comes from Woody Allen in Annie Hall and "pocket science"  is a pun on rocket science.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Participates
8.2.2  arkpdx  replied to  Hallux @8.2.1    3 months ago

Well I guess I'll have to take your word for it. I do hear you an expert at playing with things in or should I say just beneath your pockets

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Sophomore Quiet
8.2.3  afrayedknot  replied to  arkpdx @8.2.2    3 months ago

My friend…beware in taking on those whom will always leave you gasping for straws, if not gasping for breath. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @8.2.2    3 months ago

Regardless of the miscommunication, what do you think of The Donald blaming Melanoma for his endorsement of "The Lizard of Oz"?

I wonder why Trump can't admit HE was wrong (it ain't rocket surgery).

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Participates
8.2.5  arkpdx  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.4    3 months ago

Who's , Melanoma?

Besides that I don't know and don't particularly care what Trump says or does right now. He doesn't live in my head for free. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.6  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @8.2.5    3 months ago

... plenty of vacancies there.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  arkpdx @8.2.5    3 months ago
Who's , Melanoma?

Really?

Since The Donald loves to give everyone nicknames ("sleepy Joe"), I gave his wife a nickname.

512

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.8  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.7    3 months ago

took you six years to come up with that all by yourself?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.9  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.8    3 months ago
took you six years to come up with that all by yourself?

It was actually more like six seconds.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Participates
8.2.10  arkpdx  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.7    3 months ago

So just as I thought you are no better than he is b

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.11  devangelical  replied to  arkpdx @8.2.10    3 months ago

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.12  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.7    3 months ago

barron: mommy, my friends at school say this is you on the interwebs. 

melania: no, no, look at face. does look like me? not to worry babushka. we will leaf this hell soon when secret police take daddy away. and please dahlink, speak in native tongue without accent so we go to hide in slovenia next year.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.13  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.7    3 months ago

Melania had a sleepover.

And they gave a ration of shit to Michelle Obama for wearing a sleeveless dress. I cropped the picture because I know we're a modest bunch.

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Texan1211
Professor Principal
8.2.14  Texan1211  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.13    3 months ago

Do you collect nude pics of First Ladies?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.15  cobaltblue  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.14    3 months ago
Do you collect nude pics of First Ladies?

Two seconds on the 'net dude. Given a previous post of yours, I know you prefer your women dead in bed. Perhaps seeing a living breathing woman enjoying an erotic moment makes you annoyed and anxious. This is nothing compared to trump stating on audio and video he found his daughter titillating. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.16  cobaltblue  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.14    3 months ago
pics of First Ladies?

You mean First Lady. No other wife of a president has ever posed nude for public consumption. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.17  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.14    3 months ago
Do you collect nude pics of First Ladies?

Why yes, yes I do.

I have binders full of photos of naked First Ladies.

All of the photos are of Melanoma naked.

I really appreciate the lesbian poses.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.18  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.17    3 months ago
photos of naked

Let the innuendo begin!

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devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.19  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.13    3 months ago
I cropped the picture because I know we're a modest bunch.

dammit

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.20  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.18    3 months ago
Let the innuendo begin!

512

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.21  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2.20    3 months ago

Word challenge: Unscramble the letters of pneis and buttsxe. If you got anything other than 'spine' and 'subtext,' let's talk.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.2.22  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.21    3 months ago

I used to think a "sap sucker" was a wood pecker.

512

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.23  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @8.2.14    3 months ago
Do you collect nude pics of First Ladies?

do you collect pictures of children?

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Sophomore Quiet
8.2.24  afrayedknot  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.16    3 months ago

“You mean First Lady.”

Actually the third ‘lady’, after Ivana and Marla.

Fitting given her husband’s fascination with third world shitholes, babbling in the third person, and running for a third term. Once, twice…three times a shady. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
8.2.25  cobaltblue  replied to  afrayedknot @8.2.24    3 months ago
Once, twice…three times a shady. 

Oh I love that! More than "you can lead a ho' to water, but you can't make her think" even.

I believe I read somewhere that Ivana stated she was the "real" First Lady. Which made poor Melania frown. No small feat when Botoxed.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.2.26  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @8.2.25    3 months ago

what's the over/under on melania renegotiating her prenup or filing for divorce after trump's announcement tomorrow?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9  Kavika     3 months ago

512

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10  magicschoolbusdropout    3 months ago

A "lizard" Beaten by a "Um, er, duh.....pffffft..... (big silence)........Yes,.....I'm ........ ummmmm....no........ FRACKING...... klingon" !

It didn't happen 'cause Fetterman was actually "Accomplished" in anything !

Well, he did wear a hoody quite fashionably, and his "TATS"..... Well ...... They were just the Ghetto Bomb !

Democrats just "LOVE" them their own "Dumb and Dumbers" while at the same time hating the "Rights Dumb as a country destroyer" like they constantly claim, all at the same time.

Doesn't say much for a "Klingon" when beating a Lowly "lizard" as Party Worthy .....................BUT (what the heck):

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10    3 months ago
Doesn't say much for a "Klingon" when beating a Lowly "lizard" as Party Worthy ....

Hey, thanx for your insight.

Trump went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the Lizard of Oz.

It must have been a "professional courtesy" (one fraud helping another fraud).

I wonder when the Retrumplicans will start whining about the election being rigged?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.1    3 months ago

they're whining in arizona, but they got neutered in pennsylvania...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @10.1.1    3 months ago

Yeah, they were whining in Zona before the election.

Try not to fall in the Lake.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.1.2    3 months ago

there's all kinds of youtube videos now of her going psycho on reporters post election. loser.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
10.1.4  Kavika   replied to  devangelical @10.1.1    3 months ago

Kelly was just declared the winner in AZ.  Cortez Mastro was 20,000 votes behind yesterday morning as of this evening she has made up 19,200 votes is only 800 votes behind with 23,000 votes left to count in Clark county (Las Vegas and Henderson) and Washoe county (Reno) both blue areas.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
10.1.5  Gsquared  replied to  Kavika @10.1.4    3 months ago

It's truly excellent news.

Also, the fascist insurrectionist Finchem lost the AZ Secretary of State race.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.1.6  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @10.1.4    3 months ago

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devangelical
Professor Principal
10.1.7  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @10.1.5    3 months ago

another useless trumpster jag off...

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
10.1.8  Gsquared  replied to  devangelical @10.1.7    3 months ago

He's more than useless.  He is a clear and present danger.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.1.9  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.1    3 months ago
Trump went to Pennsylvania and campaigned for the Lizard of Oz.

Trump, Trump, Trump. Who cares about Trump !

Maybe YOU ..... Way TOO MUCH ?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2  Ender  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10    3 months ago

More people have tats than you would think...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @10.2    3 months ago
More people have tats

That's true.

I don't have any tattoos.

If the greatest tattoo artist offered me a freebie, I would ask that it be put on a canvas so I can frame it.

If it's on skin it will get distorted and fade over time.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.2.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.2.1    3 months ago

I don't have any either. maybe because I saw so many green ones on old guys when I was a kid. all 3 of my kids have tattoos though. whatever, they're adults and it's their life to live.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.3  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.2.1    3 months ago

I have one. Me and my Niece are the only ones in the family.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.2.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @10.2.2    3 months ago
I saw so many green ones on old guys when I was a kid.

When I was in high school I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo.  The next day he introduced me to his mechanic Mike.  Mike was very nice.  He said the reason he always wore long sleeve shirts is because when he was seventeen he went to Tijuana.  He said he got drunk for the first time and woke up with 55 tattoos.  Then he rolled up his sleeves.  His arms were covered with sexually explicit tats.  He looked like a Kama Sutra calendar.  Mike said he doesn't go swimming or go to the beach.  Mike said the tats on his chest and back were eve more explicit than the arm tats.

He said he didn't even remember getting tattooed.  Mike's advice was:  "Do NOT get a tattoo."

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.5  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.2.4    3 months ago

At least when drunk...   Haha

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.2.6  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Ender @10.2    3 months ago
More people have tats than you would think...

Not hard to see the "Show off's" with Tats !

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.7  Ender  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.2.6    3 months ago

Contrary to your 'show off' theory, most tats on people are easily hidden by clothing.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.2.8  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Ender @10.2.7    3 months ago
Contrary to your 'show off' theory, most tats on people are easily hidden by clothing.

Fetterman has this need to be a Gangster "SHOW OFF" !

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.9  Ender  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.2.8    3 months ago

I can only laugh at how much he bugs the right wing.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.2.10  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Ender @10.2.9    3 months ago
I can only laugh at how much he bugs the right wing.

Brain Damaged folks can be fun to vote for, can't they ?

Especially when Politicians get one elected that they can control like a Puppet !

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.11  Ender  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.2.10    3 months ago

Herschel Walker is not the subject...

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.2.12  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Ender @10.2.11    3 months ago
Herschel Walker is not the subject...

He actually Won ?

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Sophomore Quiet
10.2.13  afrayedknot  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.2.12    3 months ago

“He actually Won ?”

Now that the Senate remains in control of the Dems, Walker will lose by a significant majority. As now there is no reason to cast a vote for those that were only interested in gaining the majority…regardless of and only confirming the ineptitude of their candidate. 

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.2.14  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  afrayedknot @10.2.13    3 months ago
Now that the Senate remains in control of the Dems, Walker will lose by a significant majority.

I'll be Happy with just House Control !

After all.... It all starts "In The house" anyway. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.2.15  devangelical  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.2.14    3 months ago
It all starts "In The house" anyway. 

... and it used to die in the senate. not anymore...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
10.3  cobaltblue  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10    3 months ago
It didn't happen 'cause Fetterman was actually "Accomplished" in anything !

Note to self: Try not to laugh at people who point out their candidate is such a loser that he couldn't win an election against someone that has "Accomplished" nothing. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @10.3    3 months ago
Try not to laugh

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magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.3.2  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  cobaltblue @10.3    3 months ago
Note to self: Try not to laugh at people who point out their candidate is such a loser that he couldn't win an election against someone that has "Accomplished" nothing. 

The "Candidate' I wanted to win and voted for, WON BIG , and turned DEEP Blue Counties "RED" !

WooooHooo ! jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
10.4  Split Personality  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10    3 months ago
It didn't happen 'cause Fetterman was actually "Accomplished" in anything !

Gee, he was a Mayor for thirteen years and managed to get elected to LT Governor as a

Democrat in a state where the House, Senate and Senators have been Republicans for the

last 20 years.

Can you claim the same?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
10.4.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @10.4    3 months ago
Gee, he was a Mayor for thirteen years and managed to get elected to LT Governor as a Democrat in a state where the House, Senate and Senators have been Republicans for the last 20 years.

I'm not sure verity, reality and accomplishment are of any interest to the clueless. It's lost on the poor dears.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.4.3  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @10.4.1    3 months ago

... with nothing to contribute.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10    3 months ago
Democrats just "LOVE" them their own "Dumb and Dumbers"

It's interesting that you think Fetterman is dumb.

Fetterman studied finance at Albright College and earned an MBA from the University of Connecticut . He went on to join AmeriCorps and earned a Master of Public Policy degree from Harvard University .

Do have two post graduate degrees?

If you do, you must know that dumb people don't have a  master degree from Harvard.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
10.5.1  JBB  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.5    3 months ago

No, butt Lauren Bobert does have a GED...

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.5.2  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.5    3 months ago
It's interesting that you think Fetterman is dumb. Fetterman studied finance at Albright College and earned an MBA from the University of Connecticut . He went on to join AmeriCorps and earned a Master of Public Policy degree from Harvard University .

Doesn't seem to resonate anymore, does it !

Do have two post graduate degrees?

I have "ONE" Major Degree and "TWO" Actual Lisc.'s, that actually makes a living for me in the real world !

I don't have a "Politician" lisc. though. I hear that kind of lisc. cn make one Millions after getting into office.

POOR ME !

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.5.3  devangelical  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @10.5.2    3 months ago

... probably only 1 license now.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.5.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @10.5.3    3 months ago
1 license now.

It looks like this:

512

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.5.5  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  devangelical @10.5.3    3 months ago
... probably only 1 license now.

"Imagination Land" must be a wonderful place for you !

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
10.5.6  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.5.4    3 months ago

Your such a Silly Bean al !

snicker.....spffft.....ha....ha...... snort ........ hahahahaha !

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
10.5.7  devangelical  replied to  JBB @10.5.1    3 months ago
No, butt Lauren Bobert does have a GED...

what she lacks in IQ she makes up for with the number of kids she has... 4...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
11  devangelical    3 months ago

gtfo the front page bump...

 
 

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