Farmers like to think of it as cyclical reuse of water ......
The rain falls, making the grasses and grain grow, they grains are harvested and the hay baled, both are fed to the horses and cattle who in turn churn out the manure, which fills the honey wagon/spreader, which fertilizes the fields, where the rain falls making the gain and grasses grow...........
Technically, the manure that is put into acompost pile for gardens, is "burned' by the good bacteria in the soil. (I make compost for my veggies) I used to put horse manure in the compost, but the barn I got it from burned down.
I have seen comments time to time on NT where people are accused of "not knowing Jack Shit".
Well from now on that will be a totally invalid statement, since we now all know who Jack Shit is.
ROTFLMAO...
Classic!!!!!
Kavika
I am glad to be able to spark a chuckle from you
Thanks for the feedback
Nona
I am glad you liked it
Thanks for letting me know
I know Jack and Jill Shit.
I am familiar with Jack, but have not had the pleasure of getting to know Jill
but have not had the pleasure of getting to know Jill Neither have I.
"Give a Shit" lives next door to me..
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! LOL She acts so weird, I think she has shit for brains!
That is much more serious than you think
Any relation to Take A.?
Any relation to Take A.? Yes, anda cousin to "I feel like .....
A flushin' cousin...
A flushin' cousin... A second cousin to Looks like....
Nona, Kavika, O M, woodie
You guys are great
All hilarious and all appreciated
I am proud to say I know shit from shinola . Jack Shit ? Not sure about that ...
But, do you know Pile of shit???
I don't want to go there ... I already tried to post flaming fruit and got deleted for that . What's the point ?
They are both being hospitalized at the moment. You see, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
A P
Who knew that the Shit's had crowns....interesting
Nona
This is right after she said "it should cost 5 cents" and was told that is not possible.
Petey
I have always wondered where Shinola was located, I know it is not farfrom Shit Creek but it is not on my map.
R W
You are most welcome, glad you liked it.
Nona
"Pile of" and "Crock of" got married and are happily raising "Heap of" in the country.
Petey
This is all in good fun no deletions here.
Popeye is having a shit -fit because he has to swab the "Poop Deck."
He'll be shit outta luck Nona. Dinner has been served...
Kav......They are serving Shit on a Shingle for the main course.......
Yes ...it's his Shister In Law.
Nona
Shister and Shyster do they both refer to lawyers?
You guys are on a roll
Keep it going!
lol Only Shyster is a Lawyer....... Shister is aBaby Shister.
Sometimes when people get "shit faced" they are hilarious!!
jennilee
Indeed, the father of Pony Poop I think
RIO......Pony Poop!!!!
(Smiley's aren't working)
Nona
It was either Tiny Turd or Pony Poop when he was born and they chose Pony Poop!
lol With that name, the kid is going to have a "Shit Fit".
"Whose shit is that?" used to belong to "Give a Shit".
Nona
Yeah whenever he is around it is a real Shit Fest for sure
He has been called Shit Stirrer Extraordinaire by many
Hahaha Good one!!
He has been called Shit Stirrer Extraordinaire by many I have heard it said, that he just doesn't give a shit!
But he keeps a shit eating grin on his face. Not of he's in the line of fire when the shit hits the fan!
Literally LOL. HAHA! But I "got nuttin'". All those I came up with are already spoken. Shit!
But then the shitty smiles comes on when the shit hits the fan.Right, by the shittyperson that turned the fan!
All those I came up with are already spoken. Shit!
KatPen
Are you saying that so many have Talking Shit that there is none left
I believe that shit in an aerosol form is actually a fart!
RIO Now, that was a shitty joke! j/k
When I'm in the kitchen, and someone tells me people to shit or get off of the pot,I get extremely offended!
When there's a real good sale, people flock to the store like flies on shit!
For the man or woman who has everything (except this I bet)
RIO......
None that I can think of, Robert in Ohio. I'm shit outta shit.
Nona
You should be on the pot in the kitchen, a little decorum please
Wait...wouldn't that mean that people would shit on me???? I'm not having that shit!!!!
No shit sherlock.
Did anybody say that one yet ?
if so, tough shit !
If they did, just kick the shit out of them!
You could always shit and fall back in it. Or you could put it on a shingle.
Woodie
Stay focused, discuss the topic not other members
Hold you head high, I saw the comments but still liked the graphics and decided to put them up to acknowledge the contribution of others.
Now that is a slogan that you don't see on many T Shirts
Nona
Okay I think the turd burglar is the winning contribution so far!
Well done!
Okay I think the turd burglar is the winning contribution so far!RIO !! I had to post it!!
woodie
You are right of course
The urban version
and the country version
Farmers like to think of it as cyclical reuse of water ......
The rain falls, making the grasses and grain grow, they grains are harvested and the hay baled, both are fed to the horses and cattle who in turn churn out the manure, which fills the honey wagon/spreader, which fertilizes the fields, where the rain falls making the gain and grasses grow...........
But it does make one pause to think about the origin of the term "Shit Eating Grin" doesn't it?
Technically, the manure that is put into acompost pile for gardens, is "burned' by the good bacteria in the soil.
(I make compost for my veggies) I used to put horse manure in the compost, but the barn I got it from burned down. 
Farmers have been spreading manure on pastures and fields for generations.
And on and on and on....
No, it makes shitty veggies.....lol
So, in other words, farmers are shit flingers?
Why are men like laxatives? (they irritate the shit out of you...)
YUP!
Is there a point here?
They would use the term "spreaders", but flingers seems to fit as well
Well then I thank you
Foolish men to try to train women!
LOL On the toilet I hope!
Well maybe in a really nice "tree house"
Especially on a busy street say down town NYC. Or how about in an elevator???
Roller coaster?
Ferris wheel? LOL Or maybe a Slip and Slide!!
Although it is in a confined area. That's the beauty of it!!!
Maybe, but do you know who the Phantom Shitter is?
PLtRTP
Now that sounds like a story -- do tell!
YES PLEASE tell about the phantom shitters!!!
Peter
It looks like the public wants to hear your story
Oh....I dont know who s/h/it is. That's why it's the Phantom Shitter and not John/Jane Doe Public Defecator.
What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
....I dont know who s/h/it is. That's why it's the Phantom Shitter and not John/Jane Doe Public Defecator.
