So a squirrel walks into a bar and ... no, this isn't a joke.
According to the BBC , Sam Boulter, the secretary of the Honeybourne Railway Club in Evesham, England, thought someone had broken into the private bar when he saw bottles and glasses smashed on the floor.
But then Boulter saw the furry culprit: a squirrel that may have had one too many.
"There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around, and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap," Boulter told the
Boulter eventually captured and freed the squirrel, which was "staggering around" the bar. He estimated that the rodent caused300 about $467 in damage.
"He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say," Boulter said.
Sheesh, now we have to worry about rowdy drunk squirrels!!
Damn lucky it wasn't this group of rowdy's.
Hooligans!! Thugs!!
LOL You just might be right!
People need to let of steam occasionally I guess, and what better way could there be?
Brolli!!!!!!
He got off the nut caper on a technicality, and now pulls this stunt. (or was it he got a nut off on the caper...? Details, details.)
He must have decided that when he grew up he wanted to be a burden on society!
OMG, it's Brolly.
He must have decided that when he grew up he wanted to be a burden on society
That, or he was "nuts".
They going to extradite him, or do they want to keep him and make a public example of him?
Kind of getting even for..... "Over paid, over sexed, and over here!"
Looks guilty as hell to me!
We are seeing more and more squirrels in the crime section of the news.
A disturbing trend
OH NO! Rogue squirrels running amuck is cause for new locks on doors, alarms etc!!
Me too. he has "that look" in his eyes!!
And "over served" !!
Cousin?? Are you saying that it could possibly be genetic?? I hope not, that would be terrible!
(I must admit, that squirrel is awfully cute)
Rogue squirrels running amuck is cause for new locks on doors, alarms etc!!
It's happening too often for it just to be rogues! It's Squirrel organized crime! Maybe we need and FBI Task Force?
Or the National Guards!! This is getting WAY out of control.
Has anyone read James Patterson book, Zoo, or seen the new tv series on it?
I'm sure that the squirrels are part of a world wide conspiracy of animals taking back the planet earth from humans.
The squirrel drinking at the Margaritaville bar, is really the head of Squirrels United.
Look out people....LOL
The country is in grave danger!!
Drunk squirrels running wild, hide the children, call 911,call out theArmy, Navy, Marines ,Air Force!!!
I have never seen a squirrel in China. However, I've learned that the Chinese will eat anything they can chew.
I've learned that the Chinese will eat anything they can chew . Do you think that may be the reason you haven't seen any squirrels?
"There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around, and he had obviously run across the bar's pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey's tap,"
I must admit I've never tried Caffrey's. However I think I would have gone for the Guinness tap instead.
I think that your intel is lacking Feronia...I'm sure that it didn't mention the ''Squirrel Air Force''. Dangerous lot they are, and they drop in unannounced as well.
They also have a ''Covert Operations'' arm.
Squirrels are thieves also! They steal the peanuts I put out for the birds!
UH OH! Now we're talking "Most Wanted Criminals" !!!
LOL, it's a mini Rambo, named Adrian..
Real? Or wanna-be?
Real for sure! That's no pretender! That's a mercenary all the way!
Just look at his eyes, they tell it all!
He's obviously seen hard combat...and not always where he should have been either... a fighting squirrel for hire!
He's obviously seen hard combat...and not always where he should have been either... a fighting squirrel for hire!
You can tell that the blood runs cold in his veins... and he's heartless and ruthless !!!