And God Laughed
The following are actual notes written to God from school children and are priceless. May the Creator smile on each and every one of them. Spelling and grammer is theirs, no changes were made.
1. Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? Neil
2. dear God, Instead of letting people die and haveing to make new ones why don't you just Keep the ones you got now? Jane
3. Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest in vention. Ruth M.
4. Dear God, In bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
5. Dear God, I thnk about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott
6. Dear God, I am Amearican What are you? Robert
7. Dear God, I bet it is very hard. for you to love all of everybody in the whole world there are only 4 people in our family and i can never do it. Nam
8. Dear God - Please put a - nother Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny
9. Dear God, If yuo watch in churche on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D.
10. Dear - God - if - we - come -back -as - something - please - dont let - me - be Jennifer - Horton because - I -hate her. Denise
11. Dear God Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry
12. Dear God, If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anthing you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael
13. Dear God We read thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea. Sincerly Donna
14. Dear God, If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. Jonathan
15. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. Peter
16. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce.
These are all actual notes from kids to God. You gotta love it.
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The precious, unjaded logic of children brings laughter to the world...and beyond!
Indeed it does Lynne.
I love reading those - really funny.
They were really funny. Only from kids.
Love these!
Each time I read them, I think of a little kid with his/her pencil writing to God with a serious expression on their face.
What a great laugh! Thanks!
6. Dear God, I am Amearican What are you? Robert
This is a pretty good question. Kids see all these pictures of Jesus, and he looks like he could be their neighbor - then they see pictures of people where Jesus was born and they look nothing like him. I understand how confusing that must be.
True they do wear their hair a little shorter there these days.
Thanks for the laughs, Kavika! These were cute.