Germany's Soccer Coach Joachim Low Caught Twice Scratching and Sniffing.
By Perrie Halpern
I am sure men watch to see who washes their hands after going to the bathroom to judge whether or not they will ever shake the dude's hand again. But this takes it to the next level.
Germany's soccer coach Joachim Low, was caught off guard, (but on camera by a soccer fan) at the European Championship , while sitting on the bench, digging through his soccer shorts, bringing up a dingle berry and took a good whiff. Here is the beauty in motion:
After grossing out most of Europe, he apologized to everyone.
If you are thinking that the apology would ever buy him another handshake... don't think about that too long. Just 3 days later, he is caught on the field mindlessly doing another scratch and sniff.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/joachim-low-caught-yet-another-8186086
But seriously, is this normal male behavior? Maybe like marking a goalpost?
So come on guys! Let's hear from you!
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I'm itching to know the truth on this subject. Do I smell something or am I imagining it?
All he did wrong was to apologize. Balls get sweaty and itchy and they need to be scratched. Deal with it.
Ummm.. you didn't watch the video did you Randy?
OK, so the sniffing is a bit much (though he is just checking on his hygiene to see if he needs a shower right away or if the smell is strong enough to offend those around him (being considerate)), but when you have an itch, you have to scratch it.
Randy, this wasn't just a scratch and sniff moment. It was a scratch, dig, sniff, look, use other hand for uh...debris removal, and sniff again moment.
Idiot me watched the next scratch and sniff moment. It was a full frontal double appendage adjustment with the left hand working the pocket and the right hand opting for the more intimate, direct contact role. The thing to note here is the briefly perceptible look of euphoria he seems to experience as his brain is processing the odor.
This guy reminds me of Puck on The Real World San Francisco.
True, but it is his ass, Now it really would have been noteworthy if he dug into the ass of the guy sitting next to him and sniffed that.
Now it really would have been noteworthy if he dug into the ass of the guy sitting next to him and sniffed that.
If you've ever wondered what would be the fate of a lemon drop that has been propelled from one's mouth by a loud bark of laughter which was made in response to a hilarious on-line comment, wonder no more.
Stuck dead-center in the middle of my screen, it did.
Europeans are touchy feely.
Well, I saw a lot of scratching and itching but all above ground, so to speak. Still, I am not sure if most Yanks would do that.
equipment adjustment
I have yet to see a baseball player step up to the plate without adjusting his cup and scratching his balls at the same time.
I'm going to take your word for it and skip watching any videos.....hahahahaha
I wonder if it has anything to do with whether they are circumcised or not.
I doubt it... since my video has to do with the flip side of things... if you catch my drift.
Sweaty Balls - Fresh Balls - So Fresh... So Dry
For some unknown reason this youtube video would not post as a video .
I fixed it for you. You need to use the URL.. BUT you must use the icon next to the smiley and then click on youtube and paste the URL in there and it does the conversion.
Where is Pete Schwetty when you need him most?
Enoch, Keeping My Hands to Myself.
Enoch,
I knew that you would... otherwise it wouldn't be Kosher!
A somewhat related incident:
My family and our friends family, 8 in all, went to a Chinese restaurant in the Toronto area, and sat down to look at the menu. I excused myself to go to the washroom and noticed one of the restaurant chefs there at a urinal. I guess there were no staff washrooms there. While I was there, he did the customary "shake", and left without washing his hands. I went back to the table and said: "We're out of here", and we went to another restaurant.
LMAO Buzz... did you know that they used that story in a Seinfeld episode? I can't say I blame you!
No I didn't. I've told the story before, so could it be possible he used it for an episode? If so, I should be entitled to a writer's salary.
And there you have it: Lunch
Athletes get a pass on a great deal of things that they should not.
This is one that they should.