For Man Who Urinated Through Mail Slot At Upscale Furniture Store
For Man Who Urinated Through Mail Slot At Upscale Furniture Store
Arizona police are hunting for a man who was videotaped urinating through the mail slot of a Scottsdale furniture store.
A store surveillance camera recorded the suspect relieving himself last Wednesday morning, according to Sergeant Ben Hoster, spokesperson for the Scottsdale Police Department. Cops are investigating the incident as a urinating in public case.
As seen in the above video, the suspect--with his unleashed dog in tow--stops, unzips the front of his shorts, and urinates in and through the mail slot, cops noted. The urine soiled a rug and mail at the upscale Atelier store (which sells Miele and Poggenpohl products).
Police described the urinator as a muscular white male, mid 20s, 60 tall, 200 pounds, with medium length groomed hair, no visible tattoos, wearing a white with gray striped tank top, turqouise shorts, white slip on loafers.
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snort This guy REALLY had to goBAD!!!
Seems he is not a fan of upscale furniture stores
ROFLOL It sure seems that way!!
I'm glad thelid didn't slam down on him!!
What the store needs is a very sneaky attack dog....to slowly creep up on the mail slot....wait for the man to insert his penis.....and then.....SNAP!!!!!! One bite and not only will he never do it again, he'll never be ABLE to do it again!
OOOWW!! Or...put some snakes in the mail box! EEEKKK!!
What kind of idiot does this? Was he drunk?
I hope so...I would hate to think that any sober man would do something like this.
Well, at least he didn't just do it out in the open - if he had he'd get charged with indecent exposure as well.
lol Very true...
Why, surely his manhood is of no interest to you.
Rattlesnakes are plentiful out here.......
Worms and snakes......EEEEEKK!!!
And Scorpions too. Recently the area has had an infestation of a lot of them. Got to shake out your shoes or boots before you put them on because they love dark places. Also have to watch for the dogs to as one of the breeds will make adult humans very sick and kill the elderly, babies and pet dogs and cats.
I haven't seen any, but saw them in the yard all of time when we lived on the edge of a land preserve in Arizona. Also lots of Tarantulas, indoors and out.
Maybe he was "pissed" at the owner.
Good point, Buzz...
Still, it makes you wonder about people's good sense.
I know..I've tried!
j/k
The dog has been cleared of any wrongdoing.
There were no paw prints found at the scene....
He probably couldn't lift his leg that high....
lol I'm sure he couldn't! Poor puppy getting blamed for something some moron did...
As Harry has gotten older he can't lift his leg as well as he used to, though he does have very short legs so he never lifted it all that high before. However now when he goes around the backyard marking his territory he doesn't even bother to try. He just sort of squats in the general direction of what he's trying to mark.
My Beaumont has never lifted his leg, he also squats just like Bindi does. I wonder why that is.....
When we lived in LA Harry and Sally (and toward the end, Molly) were walked by me twice a day, rain or shine (which is why Harry and Sally had a wardrobe of coats, even faux fur coats for cold mornings) and Harry never missed a spot. When we would move to a new place he was always a little confused the first walk or two, but after that he hit the same spots every time. And Harry would rather explode then pee or poop in the house. Sally and Molly are not as particular.
Now he has his route in the backyard and never misses a spot. I'm thinking about getting a new harness that will fit Molly (her puppy one doesn't any longer) and taking them for walks during the winters here. The streets and no sidewalks make it impossible to walk them here in the summer. It would burn their paws.
There are boots for dogs......
Molly would eat them right off from her's, Sally's and Harry's feet before we walked ten feet.
TGD A few years ago my Tzio (Uncle) bought my dogs some "boots" for Christmas.....they wouldn't stay on their feet, they were WAY too big!!! I have never told my Tzio, it would really hurt his feelings.
He has never asked, I think he forgot he got them for B&B!
Didya hear the one about the dude who got his dick stuck in a cash register?
umm No, but, go ahead and tell us!
( I just know it's going to be funny)
He came into a sum of money!
Well they have some DNA evidence...
Hmmmm.... a couple of options came to mind here.
Disgruntled former employee? Competitor to this furniture store?
64oz Big Gulp, 32oz bladder?