Fight Like A Girl - Amy Schumer
A little levity...
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A little levity...
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Well that certainly looks and sounds familiar.
Here is the real deal. ''Woman Ko's Professional Boxer with one punch in bar brawl.''
I just love Amy.... and....
I AM NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER...
(I often repeat that to myself... really).
Funny!!!
That was great!
''I was reading the newspaper, I didn't hear you''....Ohshit, wrong, wrong and double wrong. Men must listen when women speaks. It's a rule.
I told my wife, Red, that she should be more Indian. She looked at me with a questioning look, and I replied, stoic would work good for you...LOLOLOL, and the shit hit the fan.
Another time I told her that's it's really good that we have excellent health care..Again the questioning look. Well dear, you've worn our five sets of lips in the last five years, talking...And the fight was on.
Kavika, does this dress make me look fat? Two ax handles wide my dear. And the fight was on...LOLOL
She did Feronia, and she is. The only thing that isn't perfect, is she is Irish from Brooklyn, so the Red refers to her hair color, not her skin color.
Why do all women say that?
I think its genetic!
(That gene is one the same chromosome as the one that makes them love shopping-- expecially for shoes).
Don't get me started on shoes. Red has at least 100 pair of shoes, plus another 25 pair of various style boots.
Me, three pair of moccasins, dress moc's, everyday moc's, and fishing moc's. I'd wear my everyday moc's for fishing, but there not my ''lucky moc's''.
I feel ya pain!
Damn Kavika, I thought you were smarter than that. Either that, or you enjoy a periodic ass-beating.
You reminded me of the old Geico insurance commercial where Mary Lincoln asked Abe if the dress she had on made her look fat....
And yes, my wife is Scotch-Irish and can go from zero to smokin in .03 seconds! Given the comment about the shoes and boots, I think we may be in-laws!
We got things straightened out over the years to where I'm not responsible for not hearing her unless she begins her statement/question with my first name yelled/whispered from anywhere within a six block radius.
Man do I have it good or what!
Are we men scared of our wives....... yes.
Are the guys that say they aren't scared of their wives lying...... yes.
I was appalledwith myself the first time I used it. Unfortunately, so were my parents. I used it on them. Now, I'm amazed at how easily it rolls off the tongue, especially considering the fact that I can outrun them.