GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones
Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails.
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White House budget chief, Mick Mulvaney, unveiled the long-awaited Meals on Wheels replacement, Scones on Drones , to a mixed response. Malvaney described the program as, “One of the most compassionate things we can do.”
Definitely.
Definitely one of the most compassionate things Trump and his toadies are capable of.
Their not toadies Kirsh, errr um, ok I'll go with toadies.
“I’m not a picky eater or anything but a scone is not a meal.”
I agree, so the program should include some of those little jelly packs like you get at IHOP. It's the really compassionate thing to do...
Add in the jelly and jam packets to go with that Randy...
Now that's really compassionate.
And since the scones are made with flour they get both their daily fruits and vegetables! It is soooo compassionate. Maybe more then they deserve?
Bread and water!
Nothing more. They're useless old good-for-nothings, after all!
It's a form of population control for the RWNJ.
Do you know what an RWNJ becomes when he gets old and forgets everything?
An RWNJ.
Do I understand that you people are not entirely approving of Mr Mulvaney?
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I'm in complete support of Mulaney. How can you not support a compassionate imbecile...It's the American way.
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How can you not support a compassionate imbecile...It's the American way.
Yeah. I mean he can't help it if he's an ignorant imbecile.
I'm drawing the line at Pies on Flies.
LOL, so peanut butter on bee's isn't going to work for you either.
Those would have to be some damned strong flies! Or really, really, really tiny pies.
“The military will have plenty of drones to ensure the scones reach those in need, all while saving the American taxpayers millions of dollars.”
RWNJ logic, Larry.
You know, I don't think I've had a real scone in all my life. So that's something to look forward to! /s
You have to get really old and poor first. Handicapped would help a lot. You have to get to the point where the republicans don't give a damn about you any longer. Then you can qualify for Scones on Drones.
I feel like I'm fast getting there...