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GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  kavika  •  7 years ago  •  21 comments

GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones

Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails.

Link  https://www.ncscooper.com/gop-to-replace-meals-on-wheels-with-scones-on-drones/


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     7 years ago

Word is that Trump has ordered the drones to be hired from the ''Bee Hollow'' bee farm. Investigative reporter, I.M. Looking has unearth a trail of shell companies that leads to....Drum Roll...

The WHITE HOUSE

 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna    7 years ago

White House budget chief, Mick Mulvaney, unveiled the long-awaited Meals on Wheels replacement, Scones on Drones ,  to a mixed response. Malvaney described the program as, “One of the most compassionate things we can do.”

Definitely.

Definitely one of the most compassionate things Trump and his toadies are capable of. Sad

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Krishna   7 years ago

Their not toadies Kirsh, errr um, ok I'll go with toadies.

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy    7 years ago

“I’m not a picky eater or anything but a scone is not a meal.”

I agree, so the program should include some of those little jelly packs like you get at IHOP. It's the really compassionate thing to do...

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Randy   7 years ago

Add in the jelly and jam packets to go with that Randy...

Now that's really compassionate.

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy  replied to  Kavika   7 years ago

And since the scones are made with flour they get both their daily fruits and vegetables! It is soooo compassionate. Maybe more then they deserve?

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
link   Bob Nelson  replied to  Randy   7 years ago

Bread and water!

Nothing more. They're useless old good-for-nothings, after all!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Bob Nelson   7 years ago

It's a form of population control for the RWNJ.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
link   Bob Nelson  replied to  Kavika   7 years ago

Do you know what an RWNJ becomes when he gets old and forgets everything? 

An RWNJ. 

 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
link   Bob Nelson    7 years ago

Do I understand that you people are not entirely approving of Mr Mulvaney?

😃

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Bob Nelson   7 years ago

I'm in complete support of Mulaney. How can you not support a compassionate imbecile...It's the American way.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
link   Bob Nelson  replied to  Kavika   7 years ago

😭

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy  replied to  Kavika   7 years ago

How can you not support a compassionate imbecile...It's the American way.

Yeah. I mean he can't help it if he's an ignorant imbecile.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    7 years ago

I'm drawing the line at Pies on Flies.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom   7 years ago

LOL, so peanut butter on bee's isn't going to work for you either.

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom   7 years ago

Those would have to be some damned strong flies! Or really, really, really tiny pies.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    7 years ago

“The military will have plenty of drones to ensure the scones reach those in need, all while saving the American taxpayers millions of dollars.”

close call

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika   replied to  Larry Hampton   7 years ago

RWNJ logic, Larry.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    7 years ago

You know, I don't think I've had a real scone in all my life.  So that's something to look forward to! /s

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy  replied to  Dowser   7 years ago

You have to get really old and poor first. Handicapped would help a lot. You have to get to the point where the republicans don't give a damn about you any longer. Then you can qualify for Scones on Drones.

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser  replied to  Randy   7 years ago

I feel like I'm fast getting there...

 
 

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