Woman Arrested For Battering Live-In Boyfriend With Bowl Of Eggs Following Breakfast Beef
A dispute over the preparation of breakfast ended yesterday morning with a Florida woman under arrest for battering her live-in boyfriend with a bowl of raw eggs, police report. Destini Oliver, 22, and Lorenzo Dixon, 23, quarreled Sunday in their Palmetto home over Oliver not wanting to cook breakfast, according to a police report. The dispute turned physical when Oliver, seen above, allegedly threw a bowl of raw eggs at Dixon, striking him in the back. Cops on the scene reported spotting egg splatter on Dixon, as well as on a wall and a couch. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond. Dixon, a salesman at a Ford dealership in Sarasota, was not injured in the egg attack
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Cops on the scene reported spotting egg splatter on Dixon, as well as on a wall and a couch. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond. Dixon, a salesman at a Ford dealership in Sarasota, was not injured in the egg attack
This is "eggzactly" how it works . In a domestic violence dispute the man will get arrested even if he was the injured party .
You might want to re read the article Petey, she was arrested.
Thank goodness they weren't hard boiled eggs.
I read the article . Explain why he was arrested too .
Jennilee LOL....Eggs-cuse me!!
Egg-sellent answer Kav.
911 Operator -What's your emergency?
Boyfriend - I've been assaulted with a bowl of raw eggs.
911 Operator - Is the assailant still there?
Boyfriend - Yes, laughing her ass off.
911 Operator - Poor baby, relax, breath deeply, squad on the way.
He wasn't. only she was. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond
If they were hard boiled eggs they probably would not have been wasted.
Lynne....egg-septionally funny!!
I guess she was arrested because she didn't say "eggs-cuse me" when putting on such an eggs-hibition. So now I guess he's her eggs-boyfriend".
I wonder if he will ever egg-sept an apology from her.
I've heard of men and women throwing their weight around when they don't get their way, but, and as always there is a butt, ... throwing her eggs at him is just plain NASTY.....Oh wait... those were chicken eggs and NOT her eggs, ...my bad....
was not injured in the egg attack thank goodness, eggs can be lethal weapons you know...
throwing her eggs at him is just plain NASTY.....Oh wait... those were chicken eggs and NOT her eggs, ...my bad ....
Oh great a food fight.
Quick, some beautiful lady, please throw some whipped cream at me.
speaking of whipped cream, ....many many years ago my wife was giving a little tea party for her friends. She served them strawberry shortcakes as a desert. As I was passing the room on my way to the garage I heard one of the ladies say, "it would be nice if we had a little whipped cream to go with this strawberry shortcake." And being the nice loving and helpful husband that I was I stopped and chimed in saying, Wait a minute and I'll run and get the spare can of whip cream out of the bedroom." by the time I had returned the tea party was over and,... I slept with both eyes open that night,....Lesson Learned.
Yes he was , even though he was the victim . I can explain why . Can anyone else ?
It's a good thing this woman did not throw a banana at him :
Sitting on the beach at Huntington Beach, fire, setting sun. Barry White on the boom box, and of course whipped cream.
Ahhh, the good old days.
Victim of an egg attack. That's going to be a hard one to explain.
I can deal with a woman's anger at me but if the law MUST step in against me that is inequality under the law :
KAV.......you asked for it........SPLAT!!!
Was that whipped cream Nona?
Or sausage....
LR...Oh....you Bad Boy!! You probably didn't sleep for a week after that stunt!!
Petey,
Bowl & egg thrower Destini Oliver was arrested. The egg recipient was Lorenzo Dixon, I don't see where he was arrested.
Petey.....LOL...
Oliver is the woman's last name Petey....Destini Oliver...
So the bowl hits the base of his skull breaking a bone in his neck. He dies. Manslaughter. No more egg puns.
Egg-stremely sad...
It's probably a good thing she didn't have a cast iron skillet in her hand!!
( Oliver is her Last name)
Feronia....there probably would have been no problem if she threw whipped cream at him....
YUp...it's going to be a hard case to crack!
YUP !! Didn't you hear the SPLAT???
aaww....Sorry to hear that bf.....here's some Kaopectate...that should do the trick.
I think she misunderstood the worlds on the carton of....."Egg Beaters"