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Woman Arrested For Battering Live-In Boyfriend With Bowl Of Eggs Following Breakfast Beef

  

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Via:  nona62  •  9 years ago  •  46 comments

Woman Arrested For Battering Live-In Boyfriend With Bowl Of Eggs Following Breakfast Beef

A dispute over the preparation of breakfast ended yesterday morning with a Florida woman under arrest for battering her live-in boyfriend with a bowl of raw eggs, police report. Destini Oliver, 22, and Lorenzo Dixon, 23, quarreled Sunday in their Palmetto home over Oliver not wanting to cook breakfast, according to a police report. The dispute turned physical when Oliver, seen above, allegedly threw a bowl of raw eggs at Dixon, striking him in the back. Cops on the scene reported spotting egg splatter on Dixon, as well as on a wall and a couch. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond. Dixon, a salesman at a Ford dealership in Sarasota, was not injured in the egg attack

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/eggs/woman-arrested-for-egg-battery-786592

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Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Cops on the scene reported spotting egg splatter on Dixon, as well as on a wall and a couch. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond. Dixon, a salesman at a Ford dealership in Sarasota, was not injured in the egg attack

 
 
 
jennilee
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link   jennilee    9 years ago
She got some "eggs-plainin' to do!
 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

This is "eggzactly" how it works . In a domestic violence dispute the man will get arrested even if he was the injured party .

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

You might want to re read the article Petey, she was arrested.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

Thank goodness they weren't hard boiled eggs.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

I read the article . Explain why he was arrested too .

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Jennilee LOL....Eggs-cuse me!!

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Egg-sellent answer Kav.

 
 
 
LynneA
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link   LynneA    9 years ago

911 Operator -What's your emergency?

Boyfriend - I've been assaulted with a bowl of raw eggs.

911 Operator - Is the assailant still there?

Boyfriend - Yes, laughing her ass off.

911 Operator - Poor baby, relax, breath deeply, squad on the way.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

He wasn't. only she was. Oliver, pictured above, was arrested for misdemeanor battery and booked into the county jail, where she remains locked up in lieu of $500 bond

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

If they were hard boiled eggs they probably would not have been wasted.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Lynne....egg-septionally funny!! 24.gif 24.gif 24.gif 24.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    9 years ago

I guess she was arrested because she didn't say "eggs-cuse me" when putting on such an eggs-hibition. So now I guess he's her eggs-boyfriend".

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I wonder if he will ever egg-sept an apology from her.

 
 
 
LoneRanger01
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link   LoneRanger01    9 years ago

I've heard of men and women throwing their weight around when they don't get their way, but, and as always there is a butt, ... throwing her eggs at him is just plain NASTY.....Oh wait... those were chicken eggs and NOT her eggs, ...my bad....

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

was not injured in the egg attack thank goodness, eggs can be lethal weapons you know...

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

throwing her eggs at him is just plain NASTY.....Oh wait... those were chicken eggs and NOT her eggs, ...my bad ....24.gif 24.gif 24.gif 24.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

Oh great a food fight.

Quick, some beautiful lady, please throw some whipped cream at me.Smile.gif

 
 
 
LoneRanger01
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link   LoneRanger01    9 years ago

speaking of whipped cream, ....many many years ago my wife was giving a little tea party for her friends. She served them strawberry shortcakes as a desert. As I was passing the room on my way to the garage I heard one of the ladies say, "it would be nice if we had a little whipped cream to go with this strawberry shortcake." And being the nice loving and helpful husband that I was I stopped and chimed in saying, Wait a minute and I'll run and get the spare can of whip cream out of the bedroom." by the time I had returned the tea party was over and,... I slept with both eyes open that night,....Lesson Learned.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

Oliver, pictured above, was arrested

Yes he was , even though he was the victim . I can explain why . Can anyone else ?

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

It's a good thing this woman did not throw a banana at him :

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

Sitting on the beach at Huntington Beach, fire, setting sun. Barry White on the boom box, and of course whipped cream.

Ahhh, the good old days.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

Victim of an egg attack. That's going to be a hard one to explain.

Smile.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

I can deal with a woman's anger at me but if the law MUST step in against me that is inequality under the law :

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

KAV.......you asked for it........SPLAT!!!

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     9 years ago

Was that whipped cream Nona? Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Smile.gif Smile.gif Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Or sausage....

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

LR...Oh....you Bad Boy!! You probably didn't sleep for a week after that stunt!!

 
 
 
LynneA
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link   LynneA    9 years ago

Petey,

Bowl & egg thrower Destini Oliver was arrested. The egg recipient was Lorenzo Dixon, I don't see where he was arrested.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Petey.....LOL...

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Oliver is the woman's last name Petey....Destini Oliver...

 
 
 
Randy
Sophomore Quiet
link   Randy    9 years ago

So the bowl hits the base of his skull breaking a bone in his neck. He dies. Manslaughter. No more egg puns.

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Egg-stremely sad...

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

It's probably a good thing she didn't have a cast iron skillet in her hand!!

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

( Oliver is her Last name)

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

Feronia....there probably would have been no problem if she threw whipped cream at him....Grin.gif

 
 
 
Nona62
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link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

YUp...it's going to be a hard case to crack!

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

YUP !! Didn't you hear the SPLAT???

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

aaww....Sorry to hear that bf.....here's some Kaopectate...that should do the trick.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   seeder  Nona62    9 years ago

I think she misunderstood the worlds on the carton of....."Egg Beaters"

 
 

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