The Zionist Plot to Take Over the World (sarcastic satire)
The Zionist Plot to Take Over the World (sarcastic satire)
A Manual for Israel-demonizers, Zionist-bashers and Run-of-the-mill Anti-Semites
I just read a seed entitled The Zionist Roots Of The 'War On Terror' Israel's Policy Of 'Covert Aggression' and the links given there, and its all so true. Let me explain:
It was the Israelis who, when the UN passed the partition resolution in 1948, invaded the surrounding Arab countries with the goal of colonizing the whole Middle East, but unfortunately their aggression was defeated by the peaceful humble altruistic Arab states that were all caught by surprise by thisIsraeli desire to rule the world. After all, the Zionists already owned the USA, all of the media, the banks and Hollywood, but their greed was unsatisfied. Everything that the descendants of Ishmael possessed was the birthright of the descendants of Isaacso they intended to get it all, and more, right? Then think of the 1967 war when Israel secretly planned to attack Syria, Egypt, Jordan and other Arab nations. The Israelis massed their tanks and armies on the borders with soldiers trained and ready for the attack, and the Israeli generals were heard to say "We will destroy those surrounding nations, and push them all into the sea" "We are prepared to annihilate all of those peacenik Arabs". The constitution of Israel reads, and they refuse to withdraw it, that the intention of Israel as a first step is to defeat and colonize Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Egypt besides all of Samaria and Judea, along with Gaza, where those nations only want to live in peace and not bother anyone outside of their respective borders..
But thats not the sneakiest dirtiest war of them all. The worst one was during 1973 when the Israelis waited for the holiest day of Ramadan and pulled off a sneak attack on the surrounding Arab nations on that day when they knew that they would all be at prayer absolutely no morality in their bones. As you know, the Zionists have no respect for the sanctity of life, and believe that to become a martyr to the cause will bring them everlasting life in heaven with all the gold and diamonds they could count in their lifetime along with vacations in Miami Beach and as many pastrami sandwiches they could possibly eat.
But why should they stop there? After all, as you know, Jews proselytize and try their best to convert people of all other religions to Judaism, to form a world wide caliphate , oops, I mean Judaism, so that they never have to fear anti-Semitism again. The men in the black hats, beards and earlocks go from door-to-door handing out pamphlets urging conversion to Judaism. They abduct gentile dhildren and keep them in tough-love camps to brainwash them. The Zionists published a treatise called The Protocols of the Elders of Goyim full of blood libels and other fabrications to promote hatred of anyone not Jewish and not only that, a whole army of Rabbi-Doctors were trained to circumsize by force every uncircumsized male (without anesthetic), and experienced Kosher chefs were prepared to train every gentile woman to stay in the kitchen and learn to cook the K-rations: kugel, knishes, knaidlach, kasha, kreplach and kishka.
The true intention of the Zionists became well known by the rest of the world when Noah Chorsky published, with the assistance of Mahgood Ahmajerkandbad and Norman Finkelberg, a manifesto called Mine Shlogn Zikh (Yiddish for my fight, which in German would be translated as Mein Kampf) that told unbelievable lies and libels about Arabs in order to build as much hatred of them as possible throughout the world.
So beware, the gentiles among you. Today Israel, tomorrow the world (which is repeated to the strains of Yisroel Uber Alles).
I believe I originally posted this story on NewsVine when the Israel-bashers became so intense that it went beyond logic and sensibility. But now I note that there are a few members of NT who are emulating those Israel-bashers and Netanyahu-bashers with such viciousness and vehemence and illogical accusations and ridiculous predictions that I thought I would post this here in order to point out how ridiculous THEY are.
Hey, what the hell, just because Iran has threatened to wipe Israel off the map, used the words "Death to Israel" and have been known to supply weapons to Hamas and Hezbollah that have sworn to destroy Israel and are sitting on its borders why should Israel and its leader be worried about Iran developing nuclear weapons and ICBMs, if not now then 10 years down the road?
I expect even heavy handed sarcasm is too subtle for your average anti-semite ... but thanks for trying Buzz .
Hey Brother, you can't forget your allies the Masons, I mean they have us working together for the domination of everything.
You know that all seeing eye thingy on the dollar bill and all. Even though we are gentiles, we want the same thing as you do.
At least that is what some of the more "Attuned" people tell us.
I'm amused by the fact that this article has been up for 24 hours and those on NT who it makes fun of don't dare touch it. What's wrong guys? Is it too close for comfort - or have you conspired in your secret cabal to not touch anything I've written?
They didn't, BF, proving my theory.
Dear Friend Buzz: Loved the satire. Excellent!
Enoch.
It isn't appreciated by those on NT who think it somewhat tells the truth. You might notice that none of them would touch it.
Buzz, my good friend Enoch were having a kosher Winnebagel at Jay's Diner, just a few days ago, discussing this very subject.
Right in the middle of our discussion, Chief Chef Boiling Water Goldstein, joined the conversation, and brought up a salient point.
It all goes back to Moses, he explained. When he parted the sea, it scared the crap out of the rest of the world. Word spread that the Jews had special powers. This, as you can well understand, resulted in the now common refrain that the Jews are guilty of all things that happen.
My good friend Enoch, being Jewish, didn't buy into this completely. Me, being Oijbwe, had my doubts as well. But, Chief Chef Boiling Water Goldstein, being both Jewish and Ojibwe, was convincing.
Just as Chief Chef Boiling Water Goldstein was about to deliver the clincher. One of the servers at Jay's, G.A. Custer, delivered one of their famous dishes, Frizza. A beautiful Frybread Pizza, another one of the inventions that Enoch and I admire. Both of us being ''peace makers'' and inclusive of all races, nationalities, and religious views. Well, maybe not all, but a lot. Actually, we do have a sign on the front lawn, that states, ''No Wing nuts or dogs''. My mini doxie, Hebrew National is exempt. She a ''good'' dog.
Between the three of us, we hatched a plan. Since Jews are guilty of everything, and Indians are the invisible people, us Indians decided to give a lot of land to Jews here in the U.S. we've had real estate problems over the years, but now seem to be gaining a lot of that real estate back.
Thus the ''Cabal'' was formed between the Ojibwe and Jews. Known as ''The Lost Tribe''...So, now as we take over everything that we haven't been accused of, and adding it to all the woes of the U.S, (lots of whiners here), we revel in being the bad guys. We are guilty of everything.
Our motto is, ''Money is our game, shit stirring is our fame''.
Pay back is a bitch.
Dear Friend Kavika: You just made my whole year! This is truly worthy of its own chapter in our book, The Forgettable Memoirs of Kavika and Enoch.
We can name this chapter after the innovation of the blueberry fry Winnebagel to be used for making a hot sammie with sausage as long and low as Hebrew Nat. We should call it, The Purple Nurple!
Peace, Abundant Blessings, and a transfer ticket for as many round trips to the Jay's Diner Taste and Nutrition free buffet table as we can hold down.
Enoch, wearing my coat and skin of many colors.
Niijii, ''The Purple Nurple''...LOL, that is just too funny.
LMAO! Good one Kavika!