BRITISH HUMOUR

  
Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  2 weeks ago  •  8 comments

BRITISH HUMOUR

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BRITISH HUMOUR

In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers. Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.

Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK. (and owned by Wal-Mart) Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle

Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night ...I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is listed as stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... "AND THEY'RE OFF!"

Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots...

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?” Cow says "Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit...Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.

Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show"

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Buzz of the Orient
1  seeder  Buzz of the Orient    2 weeks ago

Sent to me in an email by my brother.

 
 
 
loki12
1.1  loki12  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    2 weeks ago

Great humor Buzz, I thought Walmart  owned ASDA? And Tesco was still British owned. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
1.1.1  seeder  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  loki12 @1.1    2 weeks ago

I just checked it out, and apparently TESCO is owned by multiple shareholders with the largest shareholding being 7%, and WalMart isn't even mentioned.  Fake news, but who cares, it's still funny.

 
 
 
loki12
1.1.2  loki12  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

It’s hilarious, I keep hoping for another Monty Python troop to emerge from the Uk. I never “got” Benny Hill. But saw every Python on opening night.

 
 
 
Enoch
1.1.3  Enoch  replied to  loki12 @1.1.2    2 weeks ago

Dear Friend loki: I too am a fan of the Python.

And now, for something completely different:

Peace and Abundant Blessings.

Enoch.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    2 weeks ago

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Enoch
2  Enoch    2 weeks ago

Funny.

Thanks.

E

 
 
 
It Is ME
3  It Is ME    2 weeks ago

Hay from me. Loved the corn ! jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
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