Miss Lindsey Undressed

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  2 weeks ago  •  193 comments

Miss Lindsey Undressed
"I am not gay. I just act that way." - Lindsey Graham, (R) Senator, S.Carolina

CAUTION:  

"Juicy, homo-erotic material scattered among the lies, which may offend the timid!"
           - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, Author, Publisher of Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It!

The following transcript was recorded during a Seance conducted with "Miss Linsey Graham", while she was "fiddling" with the Dumpster's junk, taunting him with her sexy wiles, as, the "good, sometimes bad", Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored" tuned into the electro-magnetic vibrations in her head from thousands of miles away. 



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WARNING:   If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, then, you may want to "Fu*k Off"! 

Background information for "Hysterians":

The "original transcript" was transcribed by Kelly Ann Con-Job, "Special Mouth Piece" for the "Illegally Installed, Fake POTUS, real POS, in the Whitehouse", noted Lindsey. 

"It was recorded by hand by the 'Three Blind Mice', in braille for security reasons", she added gleefully.
 
BEWARE :   This tome may sting! Some readers may be well advised to wear rubber gloves. Of course, Horse, you, "masochists", need not.

TRANSCRIPTS, via Psychic Readings , may not be 100% accurate! There are occasional "lumps" in the bed of the reader, which disrupts the transmission requiring an editor's discretion on interpretation. 

So, "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" , you have been forewarned, and foresworn.

The First Transmission:

"Trump and I are getting so close", Miss Lindsey gushed, ecstatic that she was undergoing a Psychic Interview, with the relatively unknown, "Doctored" Jonathan, while the doctored slept (as is his custom when conducting a seance, thousands of miles away in Jesus's tomb. That is why the good "Doctored" is known as " the Sleeping Prophet").

Kelly Ann Con Job, a Whitehouse Advisor to our Fake POTUS, REAL POS in the WH, always is at Trump's bid and call. She was observed piddling during Trump's much needed "Executive Time" with his P.J. bottoms.

Or, as Trump's former Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, referred to it as, "Sucking up to the Orange Beast" (as is her custom) waiting anxiously for "it" to arrive, or, get off the pot, for her "private time" with the Commander-In-Cheap Shots."

"LIES! LIES! LIES", screamed, Senator Lindsey, in his "straight-guy" uniform, (a Trump, tailored-made blue business suit, white shirt, and, red tie, all made in China).

Days later he/she (Lindsey) recanted when the "word" got out about his "cross-dressing", making him very cross; indeed, and he immediately "denied" everything on FOX TV FAUX NEWS, the only network that would allow him to wear a dress.

And, now, back to the "Live" Seance: 

Miss Lindsey confessed that: "The Prez and I take naps in the Oral Office (oh that is so gay) . . . er . . . agh . . . I mean, 'Oval' Office, during his EXECUTIVE TIME, which is most of the time".

Miss Lindsey applied her lipstick, then, rattled on that, "The Dumpster is, after all, 74, overweight and burdened by all of that lying.

"It is enough to wear a body down", she said.

"And, Old Lordy, Honey, that behemoth needs his naps.  I am only too, glad to assist. It's the only Christian thing to do."

Miss Lindsey acknowledged, that by contrast, his/her last political lover, "Senator Mc Cain would never sleep with me. John thought it was to unmilitary."

"Anyway, honey, as I was saying with my thin, pursed lips puckered up. Do you like pursed lips?"

"No!" Lindsey answered her own question.  Then, sweetly smiled mischievously, while staring at my crotch.

Editorial Note: Some SCENES may seem PORNOGRAPHIC. They are!  Prudes should shit-daddle!

"Anywho, you-who , Sweety," Lindsey continued, "it's not KINKY! It's therapy."

Miss Lindsey hotly defended this "peculiar practice" stating, nearly in tears, that, "It is strictly medicinal based on the instructions of the Whitehouse's walking-talking physician, Dr. Ding-A-Ling, an Admiral.

"Everyone that is anyone, honey, knows that that  Hillbilly quack doctor is owned and bought my his Majesty, 'the Donald'. And, furthermore, sworn to say whatever Trump puts in his mouth."

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"Melania knows about it," Linsey blurted out. "If that is what you are wondering.

"Melanoma doesn't care. She is too busy 'doing' her former press secretary, honey. You know how 'former Porn Stars' are, don't ya? Bi-sexuals , you know. If you buy them, they are sexual."

"It's nothing kinky", Miss Lindsey hurridly expounded, returning to his narrative, as, he/she  (a former Drag Queen) applied a heavy layer of purple eye-shadow over the pink liner to create her own astonishing look - 'Half Devil - Half She Woman'.

An Aside :  Prince would be proud of her!

Miss Lindsey continued, "I lay my head down to sleep", she whispered seductively, "praying that no one peeks, nor, do bed bugs, I seek. You know Trump has that problem at all of his properties."

Smiling, the former Army officer added, blushing, "I was a poet in college. But, when I joined the Army, as all entitled, rich boys from the South are required to do; they beat that out of me.  I loved those beatings. And miss them."

In a conspiratory manner, Miss Lindsey confided that "Trump had all of the video cameras removed from the Whitehouse, after that embarrassing incident with that big busted, tramp, 'Stormy Daniels'.

"That thing-a-ma-jing", Linsey shouted, "that jiggling, tramp, Ho is nothin' more than an overrated hussy!"

"Doctored" Jonathan LivingstonPigeon, the Sleeping Prophet , halted the seance abruptly to explain to his Motley Crue,  that is:  (several drunken reporters from Eat The Press - Do Not Read It's Press Core , who was, by this time were so bored that they stopped taking notes; mostly took to drinking the "complimentary" cheap wine, as the "Sleeping Prophet" dictated his "live" telepathic seance comments.

Pigeon-Poo, betrayed himself when he admitted that, "She (Miss Lindsey) frightened me a little."

That piqued the interest of his nearly intoxicated Press Corp, and, they obediently commenced to write down the "Doctored" garbled words.

The not-so-good, not-so-bad, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, a notorious liar, then, revealed that "Miss Lindsey repeatedly claimed that she was 'not gay', over and over again, and again. Suggesting that she definitely is gay, but, doesn't know it"!

This bombshell spilled out of the "Doctored" Poo's mouth during the secretive, much-heralded psychic reading, which is always warmly received in every "gay" community in America, according to numerous Eat The Press's Erection Polls . . . er . . . "Election" Polls.

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Miss Lindsey, aka, "Trump's Bitch", explained her peculiar situation:  "I just like to relax, like J. Edgar Hoover used to do, decked out in ladies garments. Is that wrong?", asked Miss Lindsey.

I nodded my head "No", prefaced the good "doctored". Adding, "But, my mind was screaming, 'You god d*mn right it is wrong, Bit*h! It is flat arse WRONG!  You ugly, Twisted Sister".  Then, he blew her a kiss!

"However, as a Registered, Card Carrying Coward , I didn't say what was on me mind.  I was raised by my Carrier Pigeon parents to be nice, even when dropping a load on a target's head during rush-hour." (Another unnecessary aside).

"Sometimes", CS interrupted, "too much information is confusing to readers.  You may lose them with detail. After all, we are dealing with a lot of Trump Supporters! Clean it up a little. They are slow!"

Whereupon, Miss Lindsey, slipped seductively, into a, too, tight-fitting thong, surprising everyone with this nose bleeder, "Pence is on the way out, you know," giggled Lindsey.

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"I am on my way in," she screamed hysterically.

"Do you think I will make a great V.P.?

"McClain thought so. That was our connection. Him, president, me, V.P."

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At this juncture, for health reasons, and, because too many readers texted Eat The Press angrily that they were "going to commit suicide" if the author didn't stop with this nonsense"!

On the advice of a boatload of expensive criminal attorneys, it was recommended that the "Psychic Reading" come to an abrupt halt to avoid legal action.  Therefore the telepathic transmissions ceased!

Which was propitious for "Doctored" Pigeon-Poo. His swollen bladder, now, the size of Trump's ego, demanded attention.

Kelly Ann Con-Job, always the accommodator, pulled "the good-bad" Jonathan's behind the doddering doctored, totting his swollen bladder in her "Little Red Wagon".

On the orders of our AREA POLICE COMMISSIONER , "Let's take a breather, here, before we all get sick, or, are catered off to JAIL!

"What say, you'll?"


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Remember, Fellow Left-Leaning Liberals, Too Lazy to Get a Job, always . . . always wash your mind out with a strong antibacterial. Whiskey is good!









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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

This is by far the smuttiest tome I have ever written. I love it. Do you, too.

 
 
 
Goodtime Charlie
2  Goodtime Charlie    2 weeks ago

Nope

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Please write 250-word dissertation on why you do not "lick", er, like this "tome"?

Have it on my dress, the first thing in the morning.

 
 
 
bugsy
4  bugsy    2 weeks ago

Actually, it's very homophobic and theoretically, you should be getting eaten alive by your rabid loon left friends on here, but of course, because your hatred is toward a Republican, liberal rules are it's perfectly OK, and there is silence.

Bullshit on the democratic party of inclusion of everyone....unless you happen to be a Republican, and especially a Republican that could be homosexual.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @4    2 weeks ago

There is NO "hatred" of Republicans from this site. We believe that they are complicit with Trump criminal activities, and refuse to acknowledge it because they are afraid that if they admit their mistake, their entire "House of Cards" will collapse.

We no not hate "gays" or Republicans, or, gay Republicans.

The Republican Party has become of Party of HATE. It is filled with psychotic White Nationalist, poorly educated, dangerous
Neo-Nazi, KKK members, and controlled by the KOCH ROACH BROTHERS.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    2 weeks ago

196

 
 
 
MUVA
4.1.2  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    2 weeks ago

You are  a hoot there is no way you can actually believe that ridiculous nonsense. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @4.1.2    2 weeks ago

I speak the "Whole Tooth, Nothing But The Tooth, So, Help Me, Garf."

But, I'll be damn if I would believe any of it. It is not a religious doctrine requiring "beliving", it is satire designed to make literate folks "Hee Haw!"


 
 
 
MUVA
4.1.4  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.3    2 weeks ago

It has to be funny to be humor  so it isn't that.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @4.1.4    2 weeks ago

196 Satire requires a certain degree of sophistication. It is an acquired taste, like good wine.

Trump's supporters, like Trump, rely upon, it seems to this observer, their "repressed anger", frustrations, and, small, narrow mindedness.

 
 
 
MUVA
4.1.6  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.5    2 weeks ago

That is what every unfunny person says when they think they have a sense of humor ask Dane Cook.Posting stupid fucking comment makes you a ass not funny.

 
 
 
bugsy
4.1.7  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    2 weeks ago
There is NO "hatred" of Republicans from this site

Are you kidding me? Putting a sitting male Senator in women's clothing and makeup because you THINK he is gay is HATRED, and hatred of Republicans. Because this sort of behavior is accepted on the left, you just don't see your hatred.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4.1.8  KDMichigan  replied to  MUVA @4.1.6    2 weeks ago

Hey now don't make me get on my high horse.

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KDMichigan
4.1.9  KDMichigan  replied to  MUVA @4.1.2    2 weeks ago
you can actually believe

But I saw it on my Facebook feed, it must be true. jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @4.1.6    2 weeks ago

Wonderful prose. I like your commitment to your belief system. Bravo!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  KDMichigan @4.1.9    2 weeks ago

I know it is true because of Jerry Falwell Jr, and Billy Graham's son, Franklin, and the felon, Jimmy Bakker, all saying that it is true.

These millionaire EVANGELICAL preachers have a direct link to GOD'S bank account, so, they must be good people.

 
 
 
CB
4.1.12  CB   replied to  bugsy @4.1.7    2 weeks ago

It is bad! But ETPDNRI is responding to a president who is this nation's biggest liar bar none, a provocateur, and a Senator who acts as his champion in the Senate!

This is nothing more than venting at those in Washington with their feet on our necks!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @4.1.7    2 weeks ago

I am not the one that is putting a sitting Republican Senator in a woman's dress.

Lindsey does that. I just report.

Telepathic interview penetrates the walls of resistance and the truth falls out.

Miss Lindsey is who she is. I say, "Come on OUT. The water is fine!"

 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @4.1.12    2 weeks ago

Thank you, CB, for your understand and clarification.

At times, most of the time, oh, all right all of the time, I do not know what I am doing or writing.

My Muse speaks and I rush to write it down, capturing its essence.

Unfortunately, I still type at 35 wpm, but, me MUSE talks at 250 wpm. So, it is quite possible that I will never be hired as a Court's Stenographer.

TRUMMP IS THE MARK!256

 
 
 
CB
4.1.15  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.1    2 weeks ago

This is non-stop funny!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @4.1.15    2 weeks ago

No, really?  You, Dog, you. You know how to pull me chain.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @4.1.2    2 weeks ago

If you can believe this, I can believe anything I want:256

 
 
 
Tacos!
5  Tacos!    2 weeks ago

Why is this kind of homophobic gender shaming childish nonsense even allowed on this site? Is this supposed to be funny? Because it's not.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1  bugsy  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 weeks ago
Why is this kind of homophobic gender shaming childish nonsense even allowed on this site?

Because it is aimed at a conservative. Very accepted.

 
 
 
Tacos!
5.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  bugsy @5.1    2 weeks ago

Agreed. I see the occasional comment in this vein, but this whole composition of basically calling anyone a fag/girly-man, etc. is pretty hard to believe.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1    2 weeks ago

This article does not seek to "shame" gay people. It seeks to shame HYPOCRITES, who unfortunately are predominately CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS.

These Right-Wing Conservative, Christian Republicans are not Christians, or, "Christ-Like", they are religious bigots and HATERS who hide behind their backwoods, primitive, so-called, "Evangelical Religion".


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5.1.1    2 weeks ago

Not sure what version of this tome you are reading, but, nowhere in this article was anyone called "a fag, or a girlie man".

Those may be echoes resounding in your own head from words you may be familiar with, but, honey, they are not our words.

Please, don't put words in our mouth, especially nasty, pejorative ones.

That's Trump's job!196


 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.4  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.2    2 weeks ago
It seeks to shame HYPOCRITES

Then that would be the loony left. For decades we have been hearing how the loony left is the party of inclusion and love, but, what reality has shown, is the democratic loony left only wants EVERYBODY ELSE to practice what THEY preach.

This "article" is a prime example of that.

Do you know if Graham is a homosexual? No, you don't, but because of bigotry and hatred of someone who does not think like them, shaming them is perfectly OK to the loons on the left.

What I have also seen is that if someone from the left, especially African Americans on the left, are accused of being gay, they will go batshit crazy on the accuser.Being gay in the AA community is a BIG no no.

This article should be shut down because of the obvious bigotry of the author.

 
 
 
Tacos!
5.1.5  Tacos!  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.2    2 weeks ago
This article does not seek to "shame" gay people.

It does that anyway whether you intended it or not. You are taking something that should not be shameful and making it an insult. Shame a hypocrit all you like. I have no problem with that. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.4    2 weeks ago

"I beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden", especially one without thorns.

Look at the Dems running for the position of POS.

Women, Black Women, a Self Proclaimed Socialist, a Black Man,  a Hispanic, a Billionaire, White Men, and, oh, yes, an "openly gay Mayor".

Compared that to the Republican's Primary composed of 25 "Rich, Fat, White Cats" savagely attacking each other like thugs at a "Knife Fight".

The Republican Party has not been inclusive since, 1865.

Today, the GOP, aka, the Government of Putin, is financed by the Uber Rich for the Benefit of the Uber Rich, and, filled with the dredges of our society by easily lead, underemployed "deplorables" manipulated by their fears.

Religious Nutjobs who "believe that GOD APPOINTED Trump President" to usher in the "End of Times" fairytale make a substantial portion of the NRA.

The last time I check, GOD is many things, all of which are good, but, HE is NOT A REGISTER VOTER!  Are you?196


 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.7  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.6    2 weeks ago
Compared that to the Republican primary composed of 25 "Rich Fat, White Cats".

Not sure what you are referring to, but if it was the 2016 primaries, they consisted of one hispanic and one African American.

And yes, I am a registered AND ardent voter.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.7    2 weeks ago

Dr. Been Crazy doesn't count. He was not there on his own "free will". Trump made him do it. "The Donald", the worst POTUS in the history of this nation, wanted to use Carson as his V.P. PROP until he discovered how loopy he is, so he made him a cabinet pick.

Mario is a "fraudulent" Hispanic that is in the "game" for the MONEY. 

Republicans do not lead, they come to Washington to drain the public coffers. They are the Swamp Monsters, not the ones that want to drain it.

Sorry, but, you are on the wrong side of history.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.9  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.8    2 weeks ago

OK, I was wrong. I forgot about Rubio, so there were 2 Hispanics. To call him a "fraudulent" Hispanic further shows your display of hate against anyone that does not think like you, and worse, is someone of a different color than you that thinks different than you. Each one of them was the leader at one point or another. So far, the entire democratic primary has had 2 old WHITE men and one older WHITE woman leading the pack. No minority has led, and will probably never lead because the loons on the left really do not want another minority as President, especially since the fiasco of Obama.

To say Ben Carson does not count further shows the bigotry of the left. To demean a black man to not really existing says alot about the true motive of the loony left. Hatred and bigotry. Why do you think the left backs ANTIFA so hard? Because they also have hate and bigotry to anyone that does not think like them.

So, to recap....In one article and a series of posts from the author, we have truly exposed the hatred from the left of homosexuals, hispanics, and African Americans.

That is the mantra of the loony left in a nutshell.

 
 
 
XDm9mm
5.1.10  XDm9mm  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.8    2 weeks ago
Dr. Been Crazy doesn't count. He was not there on his own "free will". Trump made him do it. "The Donald", the worst POTUS in the history of this nation, wanted to use Carson as his V.P. PROP until he discovered how loopy he is, so he made him a cabinet pick.Mario is a "fraudulent" Hispanic that is in the "game" for the MONEY.  Republicans do not lead, they come to Washington to drain the public coffers. They are the Swamp Monsters, not the ones that want to drain it.Sorry, but, you are on the wrong side of history.

Damn, that was one bat shit crazy vitriolic diatribe filled with leftist excrement.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.9    2 weeks ago

We like "Mantras"!

"Hell No - We won't Go"!

"LBJ - How many kids did you kill today".

"Russia is Not Our Friend"!

"Tyrant, Traitor Trump is a C*nt Grabber".

"Deplorables"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.7    2 weeks ago

Well, please, "bugsy", don't do that anymore.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  XDm9mm @5.1.10    2 weeks ago

Thank you very much for your complimentary comments on my "Vitriolic Diatribe".

So, many miss that part. However,  ou hit on 90% of me "vitriolic" remarks.

Good job.  

We do not lubricate with "excrement" as your post suggested.

We used slippery "Wit"! It is manufactured from the other end.

However, like Trump, I find that many Trump Idolaters, project, as does their Idol is known to constantly to do when accused of a crime.


This is "the" photo that Trump does not want the public to see, taken when he took his business trip to Russia.

Why do Republicans hide from their inner-self? 

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.4    2 weeks ago

Thank you for your comments, Bugsy! 

The wonderful thing about the FIRST AMENDMENT, and, there is a reason our Founding Father listed it first, is that it allows for all of us to express ourselves, regardless of how stupid, ill-conceived, or, "Trumpian" our comments might be.




 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  XDm9mm @5.1.10    2 weeks ago

Everyone, NOW A Days, is a CRITIC!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.15    2 weeks ago

Only in a REPUBLICAN WORLD, or, one ruled by Hitler, is it not permitted to satirize a government twit.

I understand that most Right-Wing, Evangelical, Fundamentalist, Gun-Totting Re-Puritans spend much of their time reading the Second Amendment, but, they need to read the entire Constitution, or, have someone read it to them.

My suggestion is for them to concentrate on the FIRST AMENDMENT, Freedom of Speech.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.17  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.14    2 weeks ago
it allows for all of us to express ourselves, regardless of how stupid, ill-conceived, or, "Trumpian" our comments might be

You're right. It also allows us to post bigoted, hatred, homophobic comments about those that we "think" might be homosexual, and post pictures that is an insult to many gay men.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.1.17    2 weeks ago

No, not at all. It skewers the REPUBLICANS hypocrites. Celebrates "gay folks".

 
 
 
CB
5.1.19  CB   replied to  bugsy @5.1.17    2 weeks ago

Hi bugsy, to be honest with you, the first time I saw this image with Lindsay Graham's face superimposed upon it I was offended. I started to even complain about it, instead I held my peace. Thought about what Senator Graham is doing to the truth and other matters nowadays and realized that Graham has some 'plaining to do for himself. Turning Trump loose on this nation and the world means he gives as good as comes back at him!

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.20  bugsy  replied to  CB @5.1.19    2 weeks ago

Whether you like or dislike Trump or Graham does not give anyone the right to ridicule in the form of demeaning and insulting gays.

What do you think the left would do if a conservative poster seeded an article that put Adam Schiff or Nadler, or Schumer in women's clothing and makeup? Most libs on here would go ballistic and would be calling for, probably successfully, of the seed to be taken down. If Trump retweeted the same thing? Liberal outlets would go straight to meltdown with, rightfully so, calls of homophobia, and it would be their lead for a week...every show or edition.

Why does the left on here think that since a lib posted the article it's perfectly OK. Only one left leaner has criticized the seed (thank you Raven). Not a peep from anyone else.

It would be far different if one of the scenarios above were seeded.

 
 
 
CB
5.1.21  CB   replied to  bugsy @5.1.20    2 weeks ago

Go ahead, put Schiff or Nadler in whatever you wish. However, it won't have the same impact, because:

  1. These men do not try abusing the truth simply to get their political way.
  2. These men do not put themselves forward to be easy marks for ridicule.
  3. This is satire. Conservative satire is similarly ruthless.

Donald Trump, the conservatives, and Lindsey Graham are going out of their way to abuse liberals and liberal policies. Excuse me, if I, we, can not find enough grace to extend right now.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5.1.5    2 weeks ago

We "shame" many things in this tome, but, not "gay folks".

Trump's "Executive Time," (which is most of the time). His staff, the sycophants who lap up his spittle. 

"Idolators" who continue to worship the "Orange Beast", etc., but, not "gay folks." We celebrate "gay folk" with humor, biting satire that lacerates their foes hiding in respectable clothes.

Of course, one must have the mental decoder, instead of the "Right Awfuls' Religious Outrages that MASKS their deep-seated196 HATE.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @5.1.19    2 weeks ago

Gracias, Amigo!

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.24  bugsy  replied to  CB @5.1.21    2 weeks ago
  • These men do not try abusing the truth simply to get their political way.
  • These men do not put themselves forward to be easy marks for ridicule.
  • This is satire. Conservative satire is similarly ruthless.

This is laughable at best. They are politicians. They do everything they can to make the other side look bad.

The third one is most disturbing. My statement stands if a conservative did anything like how Graham is portrayed to a liberal. Liberals would lose their minds if that happened, calling for boycotts, doxxing whoever did it and calling for violence, with probable reactions, to the person posting it.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
5.1.25  Trout Giggles  replied to  bugsy @5.1.24    2 weeks ago

Then I guess you haven't seen BFs Michele Obama's penis article.

Nobody doxxing anyone...nobody calling for a boycott...nobody calling for BF's nads....

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.26  bugsy  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.25    2 weeks ago

Probably nobody outside the 20 people that visit this site know about it.

 
 
 
CB
5.1.27  CB   replied to  bugsy @5.1.24    2 weeks ago

You mean like these "delightful" pics circulating on the Internet?

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It ain't liberals posting this, . . . "stuff." Of course it hurtful. And there are "thousands" of these images. Michelle toughened up and so did Barack. Lindsey and Donald can just do the same.

Now will you stop commenting about this to me?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.28  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @5.1.27    2 weeks ago

What is the outrage? That is all of our ancestors?
3.7 million years ago, but, not everyone evolved.

Neanderthals did not go extinct. They migrated to America and blended in with the Conservative Republican UNNOTICED.

Don't be fooled by those "silly red caps". They hide their recessed, slanted forehead, but, do not cure them of stupidity!

 
 
 
bugsy
5.1.29  bugsy  replied to  CB @5.1.27    2 weeks ago
Now will you stop commenting about this to me?

Well, since you responded to me first, and.....continued to respond.....

Besides that...the pictures are hateful and racist at best.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2  Raven Wing  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 weeks ago
Why is this kind of homophobic gender shaming childish nonsense even allowed on this site?

Good question. It is totally denigrating and an attempt at trying to make gays look like undesirable and unacceptable less than human beings.

It is not only religious bigotry, but, an attempt to make those who engage in such acts appear qualified to sit at the right hand of their God, while the "unclean" will rot in Hell.

As a Native American of the Cherokee Tribe, who openly accept and revere gays as "Two Spirit" people, and as a Native American who the only holy ones also revile as 'unclean,' Godless savage, and totally ignorant, I am so truly glad I am not a Christian, if being a Christian means living a life of lies, bigotry and ignorance in order to supposedly qualify to go to Heaven. And if it means that all those 'clean' and pious people will be there, I will gladly pass on Heaven.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2    2 weeks ago

This satirical piece is not intended to denigrate "gay folk". It is intended to "expose" those hypocritical Republicans that penalize "gay folks" with their legislative hammer, then, slither into Men's Rooms to "pick up" gay folks.

Hypocrites are, according to the King James Verison of the Bible, "despised" the most by the Old Testament's God.

I prefer the company of "creative gay folks" to Right Wing, Backward Conservative Haters.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.2  Raven Wing  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.1    2 weeks ago

Sometimes what we think is 'satire' or funny is not at all funny to others. Just like an image mocking a handicapped person in a wheelchair that some find 'hilarious', is not funny at all to those who are handicapped and those confined to a wheelchair. 

I don't find anything funny about politicizing gays either way.  It is who they are as human beings, just like any other human being, and they have the right of their dignity and respect. 

If you want to attack Republicans, you should find another way to do it other than politicizing gays, at least here on NT. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.2    2 weeks ago

"Attacking handicap people . . ." like this FAKED POTUS, REAL POS did on national TV.

Or, promoting laws that allow businesses to refuse service to "gay" folks based on the proprietor's religious belief, as proposed by V.P Pence, Trump's choice.

This piece does not diminish "gay folks" it exposes the hypocrisy of the religious right, some of whom advocate kill all gay people.

Trump has never silence these extremist Evangelical, wanna be Killers For Christ.

Nor has Trump, or, the Republican Party empowered Afro-Americans, Women, Blacks, Hispanics, "The Gay" community, Native Americans, American Muslins, or, anyone but the "poorly educated, Trump Supporters".

Raven Wing, I thinketh, thou dost protest too much.

Re-read the article, look at the photos, and then read the comments. They all express their purpose. Do it with an open mind.

Not so far open your brain fall out!

 
 
 
bugsy
5.2.4  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.3    2 weeks ago
empowered Afro-Americans, Women, Blacks, Hispanics, "The Gay" community, Native Americans, American Muslins, or, anyone

How do you explain away the lowest unemployment rate of pretty much every minority group in the country?

Let me guess...He had nothing to do with it.

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
5.2.5  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.2    2 weeks ago

The guy in the wheelchair that some find hilarious is Gimp Da Pimp a fetish performance artist. He doesn’t mind the photos or the publicity that’s how they make a living. 

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.2.4    2 weeks ago

Well, it is like when a gardener plants, weeds, waters, feeds, a flower garden then moves, and the second landowner moves in and takes CREDIT for the "beautiful garden."

Trump has done anything positive. He has wretched everything he touches, just as he did in all of his business.

Trump is a B.S. who takes credit for everyone's hard work, claims it as his own, even pats himself on the back and say publicly that "he desires a MEDAL OF HONOR".

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Raven Wing
5.2.7  Raven Wing  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.3    2 weeks ago
Raven Wing, I thinketh, thou dost protest too much.

That's your own opinion. I don't care who you are trying to point the finer of blame at, just don't use the gay community to do it. 

I have a very open mind. Mine says to treat others as my Brothers and Sisters, with dignity and respect, consideration and civility, thoughtfulness and compassion. 

If you can't make your point without using others as political bait or an excuse, or labeling them with a political party tie in, then you are not that good at presenting your case. 

 It has nothing to do with being thin skinned, it has everything to do with treating others fairly regardless of their the color of their skin, religious belief, or without any, regardless of their ethnic background or sexual preference. 

No one should be held up for ridicule because of who they are. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.8  Raven Wing  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.5    2 weeks ago
He doesn’t mind the photos or the publicity that’s how they make a living. 

I don't care what that man likes or don't, or how he makes his living, it does not change the fact that using such pictures as a means to mock and ridicule handicapped people is not only disgusting, but, grossly shameful.  That you see it as funny speaks for itself.

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
5.2.9  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.8    2 weeks ago

I doubt you can find a comment, article or seed where it was used to mock handicapped people. I’ve never seen it used in that fashion. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.10  Raven Wing  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.9    2 weeks ago
I’ve never seen it used in that fashion. 

That you don't see it that way speaks volumes. But, not everyone has compassion for the physical handicaps of others. As long as it is not them, no problem.

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
5.2.11  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.10    2 weeks ago

If anything the image that is frequently posted on this site is positive and empowering to handicapped people. It illustrates that his handicap is not holding him back or keeping him from playing the role of a Mac Daddy. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.12  Raven Wing  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.11    2 weeks ago

Oh please....give me a break. A picture of a man in a wheelchair leading another person with a leash around their neck like a dog! And that is positive and empowering? To a mentally disturbed person maybe, but, not to an intelligent and compassionate person. 

You insist on being right regardless of how wrong it is, so enjoy the ride. It's on you not me anyway.

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
5.2.13  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.12    2 weeks ago

You are correct that I see the handicapped man leading the tall, well endowed woman playing the submissive role as to be the empowering aspect. We certainly do see differently.

Have a good evening. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.14  Raven Wing  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.13    2 weeks ago
Have a good evening. 

Hope you have a good one too, Dean.  (smile)

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5.2.15  JohnRussell  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.11    2 weeks ago
If anything the image that is frequently posted on this site is positive and empowering to handicapped people.

I don't know what psychological interpretations can be gleaned from the image.  It was posted here as part of a trolling campaign, that I do know. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5.2.16  JohnRussell  replied to  Dean Moriarty @5.2.13    2 weeks ago
You are correct that I see the handicapped man leading the tall, well endowed woman playing the submissive role as to be the empowering aspect.

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Raven Wing
5.2.17  Raven Wing  replied to  JohnRussell @5.2.16    2 weeks ago

Thanks for repeating the insult to the handicapped, John. You're all heart. jrSmiley_55_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5.2.18  JohnRussell  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.17    2 weeks ago

I had a funny feeling you were going to say that.   I dont consider this one an insult to the handicapped though. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
5.2.19  Raven Wing  replied to  JohnRussell @5.2.18    2 weeks ago
 I dont consider this one an insult to the handicapped though.

I had a not so funny feeling you were going to say that, or some other lame excuse to justify posting it. No matter what you say, it does not change anything.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.2.20  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.6    2 weeks ago
Trump is a B.S. who takes credit for everyone's hard work, claims it as his own, even pats himself on the back

So he's a politician, no different than the thousands before him.

I'm sure that during the entire 8 years of Obama you blamed EVERY negative on Bush. That level of loon left thinking was rampant.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.7    2 weeks ago

We are not ridiculing "gay folks", we are skewering Lindsey Graham, the Republican responsible for getting drunkard Brent Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.

'Merica is goin' to Hell in a handbag, what difference does it make if it is a 'Designer's Handbag?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.2.20    2 weeks ago

"Loon Left Thinking" seems to be your answer to everything, "Bugsy"?

The Environment is an important issue for those you dub "loon left thinking".

"Climate Change" is another "looney left-leaning spur".

"Equal Rights For All - Not Just For Some" is a "lonely tune" frequent request.

"Fair Trade - Not Trade War" is a Looney Left concept, too.

Who is "Looney" and who is "jerking-off America" to get rich for themselves at others'
expenses?

I'll take "LOONEY TUNES OVER GREEDY GOONS" every time.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.12    2 weeks ago

"Political Correctness" is NOT the issue. TRUMP is! And, his Republican enablers. Direct your fury at them.256

 
 
 
WallyW
5.2.24  WallyW  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2    2 weeks ago
Good question. It is totally denigrating and an attempt at trying to make gays look like undesirable and unacceptable less than human beings.

Such slanderous and childish tripe would not be allowed on a legitimate and reputable forum.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.12    2 weeks ago

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Raven Wing
5.2.26  Raven Wing  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.25    2 weeks ago

And now you are not only mocking the handicapped, but, fat shaming as well.

Not that is will in the slightest bit matter to you, but, I will never comment to any of your articles or seeds in the future. I do not support those who have no shame or compassion.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.2.27  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.21    2 weeks ago
We are not ridiculing "gay folks", we are skewering Lindsey Graham

By ridiculing gay folks. You just don't see the err of your ways because your hatred of anyone Republican totally overrides common sense.

By portraying Graham as a gay man in women's clothing and makeup makes it look as if all gay men are this way. This is an insult to gay men. Not all of them dress this way.

The only way America (correct spelling) is going to hell in anything is if the loony left takes the White House. There have been nothing but outrageous, off the wall, never to be seen crazy antics proposed by most of the socialists running on the democratic ticket.

 
 
 
bugsy
5.2.28  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.22    2 weeks ago
Loon Left Thinking" seems to be your answer to everything,

If the shoe fits.....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.29  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @5.2.27    2 weeks ago

Really, Honey? That is a bit over the top.256

 
 
 
CB
5.2.30  CB   replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.26    2 weeks ago

Hi Raven! Please do not be TERRIBLY upset with ETPDNRI. He is a satirist. One in the vein of Bill Maher and a dirty joke teller! I admit you have 'Eat' dead to rights in the 'get a rise' department and sometimes I too wish he would pull back. However, the 'danger zone' for comedy on NT is corralled by flags and moderators. Also, you, I, and others can offer him our criticisms too!

What I see. Donald Trump goes out of his way to stick it to what he has taken to calling the "liberal left," and his hatchet men and women are smiling as they slice and dice policies which 'explain' the liberal way of life. Yet, these same folks are all to happy to come to our faces with smiles as they slap the 'piss' out of policy.

So it's hard to fight back right now, being that the players on the field determine the state of play. And so 'art' of a type flows into and outside of the void.

ETPDNRI is venting in possibly the only way he knows how: Humor.

Does this make it right? No! But, it is what the comedic world does. There are no real victims in his photo-shopped images who do not deserve the honor of being hoisted for their dirty rotten treatment of otherwise decent good people who simply want to enjoy their life and dignity.

Peace, Raven Wing.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.31  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @5.2.30    2 weeks ago

My alter self has spoken, now, please, STFU!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.32  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  WallyW @5.2.24    2 weeks ago

This is NOT satire; It is Sabotage designed to blow RIGHT-WING, Calcified Conservative Re-Puritans Brains into a thousand pieces.

Per the instruction of me GOD, Garf.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.33  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Raven Wing @5.2.2    2 weeks ago

An image like this one "MOCKING A HANDICAPPED REPORTER:"256

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
5.2.34  Thrawn 31  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.2.25    2 weeks ago

That is a crime against humanity. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 weeks ago

Thank you for your pitty, concise comments. I shall pass them along to our editorial board, here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Butt With It, as soon as they are released from prison.

People are so sensitive about "violent crimes", anymore, that a thug really has a difficult time finding "gainful work".

We usually re-hire our people after they are released from Rikers. They make up the bulk of our Editorial Board!196

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 weeks ago

Tacos!

First Amendment Rights are as important as the miss-reading of the Second Amendment by "Gun Nuts".

 
 
 
Tacos!
5.4.1  Tacos!  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4    2 weeks ago

I have no problem with what you are trying to say. I have a problem with the way you are saying it. I am as critical of evangelical perspectives on LGBT as anyone. But I don't try to shame them or anyone else by portraying them as closet homosexuals or cross dressers because I don't think those things should be something to be ashamed of.

Every time you use those qualities as an insult, you dehumanize those people more than you actually shame the people you are going after.

 
 
 
livefreeordie
5.4.2  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4    2 weeks ago

Explain to us dumb upholders of liberty how we misunderstand our natural right to keep arms including against against the potential threat of government tyranny  

United States v. Cruikshank , 92 U.S. 542 1876

The Justices stated "The right to bear arms is not granted by the Constitution; neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence. The Second Amendments means no more than that it shall not be infringed by Congress, and has no other effect than to restrict the powers of the National Government"

https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/92/542/case.html

James Madison

"T]he advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation, the existence of subordinate governments, to which the people are attached, and by which the militia officers are appointed, forms a barrier against the enterprises of ambition, more insurmountable than any which a simple government of any form can admit of.   Notwithstanding the military establishments in the several kingdoms of Europe, which are carried as far as the public resources will bear, the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms." -- James Madison, Federalist No. 46"

"The right of the citizens to keep and bear arms has justly been considered, as the palladium of the liberties of the republic; since it offers a strong moral check against usurpation and arbitrary power of the rulers." -- Supreme Court Justice Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution

"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force, at the command of Congress, can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power, and jealousy will instantly inspire the inclination, to resist the execution of a law which appears to them unjust and oppressive."
--Noah Webster, An Examination of the Leading Principles of the Federal Constitution (Philadelphia 1787)

"The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed."

- Thomas Jefferson, letter to to John Cartwright, 5 June 1824

“A militia when properly formed are in fact the people themselves…and include, according to the past and general usuage of the states, all men capable of bearing arms…  "To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."

- Richard Henry Lee,  Federal Farmer No. 18 , January 25, 1788

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @5.4.2    2 weeks ago

The keywords in the Second Amendment are:

"A well regulated Militia"!

That phrase does not mean a bunch of cowboys hopped up on their version of some backwoods, pseudo-religion, headed up by a Snake Oil Scammer, have the right to romp through the countryside loaded to the gill because they are paranoid-scheophrenics.

The government is not the problem. RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS are!

 
 
 
XDm9mm
5.4.4  XDm9mm  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.3    2 weeks ago
The keywords in the Second Amendment are: "A well regulated Militia"!

Very true.

Obviously, you don't know what they mean with the follow-on vitriol you spewed.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @5.4.2    2 weeks ago

Madison refers to a "Militia" in which the officers are "appointed", not a Militia composed of the nation's riff-raff, ex-convicts, tattooed wife beaters, highschool dropouts, gun nuts, white supremacists, NEO-NAZI, KKK member and religious psychopaths that are unable to take care of their own family.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5.4.1    2 weeks ago

Good points!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @5.4.2    2 weeks ago

The ENEMY is not the government. It is Trump, and, the former REPUBLICAN PARTY, that uses innate hate and fear to advances their own greedy ends.

Remove the scales first from your own eyes.

 
 
 
MUVA
5.4.8  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.5    2 weeks ago

My neighborhood is full of vets and active duty military that own guns.  I don't know any of them that fit your description.

 
 
 
livefreeordie
5.4.9  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.7    2 weeks ago

Government is the enemy of those who love liberty

"Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience." -- John Locke, 1690

"The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man ; but only to have the law of nature for his rule."-

If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave "

Samuel Adams November 1772

"Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer."

Common Sense

Thomas Paine

February 14, 1776

"The state remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.” ~H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @5.4.8    2 weeks ago

The SOLUTION:

"Registered weapons", with required, provable insurance for each weapon, background checks, and, proof of proper training SHOULD BE MANDATORY before issuing a LICENSE for a LETHAL WEAPON.

Age and Mental Health are factors, too.

This is what we demand of car owners. It should be required of gun owners.

As a Vet, I do not support the "insane "concept of allowing bigots, racists, angry white Militia members, with a burr up their anus and a chip on their shoulder over an "alleged slight", otherwise known as "nut jobs" to "OPENING CARRY" their automatic weapons while shopping.

The NRA is not representing their membership, they represent the interest of GUN MANUFACTURERS who export most of the arms used by rebels, extremists, and warlords throughout the world.

At some point, Citizens of a Free World, need to grow up, turn off Fox TV Network Faux News and realize that the REPUBLICAN PARTY is not working for you, either.
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MUVA
5.4.11  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.10    2 weeks ago

What a load of shit maybe you should turn off CNN.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @5.4.9    2 weeks ago

You recall that is what Neanderthals did! No government, free to do as they please.

There are 12 billion humans living on this planet, your vision of the Wild West, "gun-totting Free Men doing as they please" is not a solution, it is a planetary exit.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @5.4.11    2 weeks ago

My information comes directly to me from the "Source", the Third Eye.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.10    2 weeks ago

Sweeping generalization my arse!

Are you letting your personal "pro-gun views" color your duties as a moderator?

Nearly everything I read, here, is a "Sweeping Generalization"; that my friend is what an opinion is!

"Opinions, are like A-Hole - everyone has one"!
And, they are usually filled with the same material and a lot of hot gasses.


 
 
 
MUVA
5.4.15  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.4.13    2 weeks ago

That's different why didn't you say that to being with now I agree 100%.I actually prefer the whispering eye myself. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @5.4.15    2 weeks ago

Thank you for your advice. Next time, I will!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @5.4.9    2 weeks ago

Government is the ENEMY of CRIMINALS, Con Men, Greedy Corporations and Demagogues.

Do you realize how you sound with all these conspiracies swirling around inside your head? 

You mentioned that you are a disabled Vietnam Veteran. Was it a headshot that disabled you?

I got a lot of really bad "paper cuts" when I was stationed in Vietnam attached to the Army Intel Unit. You cannot imagine how sick I got from using "White Out" in the typing pool.

I was Honorable Discharged as a Specialist E-5 and told NEVER to come back again.

For decades I had dreams of "re-up-ing" again, and again.

We are all "HEROES IN OUR OWN MIND!" Especially, Trump.256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.4.18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @5.4.11    2 weeks ago

I watch Saturday Night Live for my News Updates. Not CNN.

Although, when I am "feeling RANDY", I watch FOX TV NETWORK NEWS' female anchors, cross and uncross their legs as they comment on the news.

Is that wrong?

But, mostly I get my information from comic books.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 weeks ago

Headsup:  It is not "homophobic gender shaming"! It is BASHING RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVE, "Holier Than Thou", HYPOCRITES.

I am "pro-gay", as a self-admitted "Girlie Man", I am the first to cry at a sad movie.  I prefer the company of "creative gay folks", to mean-spirited, self-righteous rotten apple, Neo-Nazi Conservative Re-Puritans, packing because of their fears of the WEIRD256 !

You know that "donnie" is a "twisted sister", don't ya?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

If you don't like it, don't read it!  There were plenty of Warning Signs to ward off the skittish.


 
 
 
bugsy
6.1  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6    2 weeks ago

Think about this....If President Trump were to retweet a tweet from someone that essentially said the same thing you did about, say, Adam Schiff, or Jerry Nadler, or pretty much any heterosexual leftist, the loon left would go batshit crazy, call the President homophobic gay hater. The gay community  would shit themselves with hate and every loon lefty cable channel and newspaper would report on it for days on end.

You know what? They would be justified.

However, to the left, doing what this author did to a right leaning Senator is very much accepting, and not only condones it, but would probably encourage more of it.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @6.1    2 weeks ago

Lindsey Graham is a 65-year-old, never-been married, Right Awful, Conservative Republican who lives alone, not unlike, the 15th President, James Buchan, the first "Gay President"! 

He is a notorious "Flip-Flopper", who followed Senator John Mc Cain, an outspoken critic of the LUNATIC IN THE WHITEHOUSE, like a "lap dog".

When Mc Cain died, and, Trump continued to attack him, Mc Cain's "Lap Dog" immediately took up "lap dancing" with Mc Cain's Arch Enemy, the thrice-married womanizing, pussy-grabbing FAKE POTUS. Why"

It is not Lindsey's "closeted lifestyle" that is the subject of this article. It is his ambition to be Vice President, at any cost, ain't no bar too low for this creep to crawl under.

Lindsey, like Trump,196 is a FRAUD!

 
 
 
Tacos!
6.2  Tacos!  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6    2 weeks ago
If you don't like it, don't read it!

How are we supposed to unsee the picture of Graham dressed like Hello Dolly or whatever? For that matter, how are we supposed to know we won't like it until we read it?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @6.2    2 weeks ago

No one is holding a freakin' gun to your head. There are plenty of disclaimers to ward off the timid!

 
 
 
Tacos!
6.2.2  Tacos!  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2.1    2 weeks ago

And no one is holding a gun to your head, either. If you don't like the criticism, don't post.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @6.2.2    2 weeks ago

Tit-for-Tat!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
8  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Does Moscow Bitch know that Missy Lindsey is doing The Donald?

Will Moscow Bitch covfefe in her panties?

Does Missy Lindsey spit or swallow?

Tune in next week for the another episode of Eat My Press.

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Thanks, al Jazippery!

Nice to know that I can count on the Calvery to save the day. Man, "the woods are lovely, dark" and creepily filled with Right-Wing Bull Chip slingers, pumped up on their self-righteousness, loading and unloading their sidearms in anticipation of an old fashioned shoot out. 

Newsvine was never this invested with right-awful wing nuts.

 
 
 
JBB
9.1  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9    2 weeks ago

Aren't self loathing closet cases an anachronism? Graham should come out...

 
 
 
Raven Wing
9.1.1  Raven Wing  replied to  JBB @9.1    2 weeks ago
Graham should come out...

Actually, he would look better as a woman. He is not a man's man....nor a woman's man. jrSmiley_26_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
JBB
10  JBB    2 weeks ago

Lindsey does kinda put the, "Eff", in effeminate and effected, er, affected...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
11  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

It's fun to attack Lindsey Graham because he's Trump's bitch.

Butt, I remember one time when Lindsey Graham actually told the truth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Trump is a "fu*king idiot".

How did Miss Lindsey know that? From the first-hand experience of the victim? Will he testify with the growing number of claimants against his, now, idol?


 
 
 
bugsy
12.1  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12    2 weeks ago
How did Miss Lindsey know that?

Yet another homophobic comment.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @12.1    2 weeks ago

Is that WRONG, honey? I get so confused when my "Third Eye" stays awake and me other two sleep.

Are you aware that E.T.s are coming soon to teach us how to "saute onion" properly? They are waiting for Trump to fall off of his "Flat World-No Climate Change-Putin-Is-Good" platform, then, Walleye, they will arrive.

Are you prepared?jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg


 
 
 
bugsy
12.1.2  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12.1.1    2 weeks ago

Wow!!! I honestly don't know how to respond to that. The lunacy of the comment says alot about the mindset.

BTW...Nobody, not even my wife, calls me honey. Neither should you.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Trump is the ENEMY of the State. Stay Focused. Do not allow your emotions to lead you astray.

It is TRUMP and the contaminated former Republican Party.

KICK THEM OUT!

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13    2 weeks ago

The Democrats with their communist and FDR Marxist Fascist wings are the number one threat to liberty.

government itself is right behind them.

Government is the enemy of those who love liberty

"Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience." -- John Locke, 1690

"The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man ; but only to have the law of nature for his rule."-

If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave "

Samuel Adams November 1772

"Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer."

Common Sense

Thomas Paine

February 14, 1776

"The state remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.” ~H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1    2 weeks ago
"Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people , or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience." -- John Locke, 1690

Right now it's the executive branch that is threatening to seize private property.  The Donald has weakened the legislative branch by usurping their power to levy tariffs and, of course Trump is ignoring Congressional subpoenas.

Trump is also planning to weaken the judicial branch by offering pardons to his flunkies if they get into trouble for illegally seizing land for his stupid wall.

EXECUTIVE POWER

'Take the Land': Trump Promises Pardons for Law-Breaking

President Trump, in his zeal to complete a border wall before next election, has reportedly told his staff to disregard the law —in this specific instance, to take private property without due process—and not worry about the consequences.

__________

This was the fear that animated George Mason at the time of the nation's founding. It’s one of many reasons he refused to sign the Constitution, thinking that it gave the executive too much power with too little checking. 

As Mason said during the debates about the Constitution : “The President ought not to have the power of pardoning, because he may frequently pardon crimes which were advised by himself. ... if he has the power of granting pardons before indictment, or conviction, may he not stop inquiry and prevent detection?”

Mason’s argument was actually quite broad. He was worried about the idea that the president might pardon his own co-conspirators and criminal confederates—those who committed crimes which “were advised by himself.” One can see how that resonates with today’s news.

https://www.lawfareblog.com/take-land-trump-promises-pardons-law-breaking

Trump's offer of pardons was not denied by the WH.  His spin doctors said he was just joking. Ha Ha!

I think John Locke would say that the executive branch has "put themselves into a state of war with the people the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience."

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.2  livefreeordie  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.1.1    2 weeks ago

Presidential pardons do no harm to me or you. But government taxation and regulation, and other totalitarian controls cause immense harm.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1    2 weeks ago

Democrats are Communists, but, Putin is not?

Three former communists, bred, educated and raised, now live in the WH. Melania and her Mother and Father.

FDR a Socialist?

The propaganda from the Right Wing "Killers For Krist" eats at a person's brain until reason has no place.

Empty your mind of all that HATE! God is Good, not hateful. HE wanted me to share that with you.

An exorcism might help, also. We have them available starting at $350.


 
 
 
CB
13.1.4  CB   replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.2    2 weeks ago

Okay; now I am worried.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.2    2 weeks ago

When a deranged POTUS, like the one we currently have in the WH, pardons a disrupting POS. like the former Arizona sheriff, excite violence, lies, give tax-break to the UBER RICH, it harms all of us.

We must look not only at how something affects us, individually but, how it affects our fellow citizens.

Do you listen, or, preach?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @13.1.4    2 weeks ago

Please, do not worry. It is worthless. We must carve more time for ourself to have fun.

I am having fun, are you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1    2 weeks ago

What are you running from?

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.8  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.3    2 weeks ago

Putin is a thug and I have no interest in him.  Nor does Putin have the ability to tax or regulate what I do or how I live. Your Democrats pose that threat to our lives, liberties, and businesses 

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.9  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.3    2 weeks ago

I said FDR was a Marxist Fascist. His wife Eleanor was openly a socialist

“Hey, FDR Was a Fascist Too!

by Jacob G. Hornberger

March 10, 2016

But in their attacks on Trump, those on the left conveniently forget a discomforting fact: Their hero and icon — the man they (as well as conservatives) have extolled and glorified for some 80 years — President Franklin D. Roosevelt — was himself a fascist.

Oh, sure, it’s true that much of FDR’s New Deal was socialist, such as the federal pension plan — Social Security — that he permanently foisted onto the American people.

But let’s not omit the other half of the story: Roosevelt also embraced economic fascism, especially in his efforts to get America out of the Great Depression.

The best example was FDR’s National Industrial Recovery Act, a fascist program that would have fit perfectly in Mussolini’s fascist Italy. Under the NIRA, federal officials organized private American businesses, industries, and corporations into giant cartels that established “codes of fair competition,” which set prices, wages, and production in their particular sectors, all enforced by federal force. More than 500 codes of “fair practice” were developed.

Not surprisingly, FDR put a military man, retired Hugh Johnson, to run this fascist program. Johnson had graduated from West Point, made the military his career, and ultimately reached the rank of General. According to Wikipedia,

One author claims Johnson looked on Italian Fascist corporatism as a kind of model. He distributed copies of a fascist tract called “The Corporate State” by one of Mussolini’s favorite economists, including giving one to Labor Secretary Frances Perkins and asking her to give copies to her Cabinet.

To encourage compliance with the NIRA, FDR and Johnson adopted a symbol that could have come straight out of Mussolini’s playbook: the “Blue Eagle.” In what is undoubtedly one of the creepiest federal campaigns in U.S. history — one that would have made Mussolini proud, U.S. officials “encouraged” U.S. businessmen to post the Blue Eagle symbol in their storefront windows in a show of solidarity with the federal government. Any business that refused to do so was immediately denounced and ostracized for its lack of “patriotism.”

In 1935, thanks to justices who were still fighting to retain America’s founding constitutional principles, the U.S. Supreme Court declared FDR’s NIRA unconstitutional. They rightfully pointed out that such a scheme had no place in America’s constitutional order.

Let’s not forget Hitler: He led Germany out of the Great Depression with a fascist program based on massive spending on public works, government-business partnerships, government management of the economy, and building up Germany’s military-industrial complex.

Sound familiar? It should because that was FDR’s economic program too.

While we are on the subject of Nazi Germany, perhaps it would be instructive to post the following planks from the Nazi Party platform and ask whether any of the presidential candidates, Democrat or Republican, disagree with them.

We ask that the government undertake the obligation above all of providing citizens with adequate opportunity for employment and earning a living. The activities of the individual must not be allowed to clash with the interests of the community, but must take place within its confines and be for the good of all. Therefore, we demand: an end to the power of the financial interests. We demand profit sharing in big business. We demand a broad extension of care for the aged. We demand … the greatest possible consideration of small business in the purchases of the national, state, and municipal governments. In order to make possible to every capable and industrious [citizen] the attainment of higher education and thus the achievement of a post of leadership, the government must provide an all-around enlargement of our system of public education…. We demand the education at government expense of gifted children of poor parents…. The government must undertake the improvement of public health — by protecting mother and child, by prohibiting child labor — by the greatest possible support for all clubs concerned with the physical education of youth. We combat the … materialistic spirit within and without us, and are convinced that a permanent recovery of our people can only proceed from within on the foundation of “The Common Good Before the Individual Good.”

Perhaps we should also remind ourselves of the letter that Hitler sent Roosevelt through U.S. Ambassador Thomas Dodd:

The Reich chancellor requests Mr. Dodd to present his greetings to President Roosevelt. He congratulates the president upon his heroic effort in the interest of the American people. The president’s successful struggle against economic distress is being followed by the entire German people with interest and admiration. The Reich chancellor is in accord with the president that the virtues of sense of duty, readiness for sacrifice, and discipline must be the supreme rule of the whole nation. This moral demand, which the president is addressing to every single citizen, is only the quintessence of German philosophy of the state, expressed in the motto “The public weal before the private gain.”

For anyone who would like to further explore the parallels between FDR’s New Deal and Mussolini’s fascism and, for that matter, with Hitler’s national socialism, I highly recommend a book entitled Three New Deals: Reflections on Roosevelt’s America, Mussolini’s Italy, and Hitler’s Germany, 1933-1939 by Wolfgang Schivelbusch.

Let’s face it: Fascism has a glorious history among both Democrats and Republicans, so long as it’s called “reforming” or “saving” free enterprise. All the hubbub over Donald Trump’s fascism is personal, not ideological.”

https://www.fff.org/2016/03/10/hey-fdr-was-a-fascist-too/

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.10  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.3    2 weeks ago

FDRs love of Fascism

In the North American Review in 1934, the progressive writer Roger Shaw described the New Deal as “Fascist means to gain liberal ends.” He wasn’t hallucinating. FDR’s adviser Rexford Tugwell wrote in his diary that Mussolini had done “many of the things which seem to me necessary.” Lorena Hickok, a close confidante of Eleanor Roosevelt who lived in the White House for a spell, wrote approvingly of a local official who had said, “If [President] Roosevelt were actually a dictator, we might get somewhere.” She added that if she were younger, she’d like to lead “the Fascist Movement in the United States.” At the National Recovery Administration (NRA), the cartel-creating agency at the heart of the early New Deal, one report declared forthrightly, “The Fascist Principles are very similar to those we have been evolving here in America.”

Roosevelt himself called Mussolini “admirable” and professed that he was “deeply impressed by what he has accomplished.” The admiration was mutual. In a laudatory review of Roosevelt’s 1933 book Looking Forward, Mussolini wrote, “Reminiscent of Fascism is the principle that the state no longer leaves the economy to its own devices.… Without question, the mood accompanying this sea change resembles that of Fascism.” The chief Nazi newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter , repeatedly praised “Roosevelt’s adoption of National Socialist strains of thought in his economic and social policies” and “the development toward an authoritarian state” based on the “demand that collective good be put before individual self-interest.”

. In 1935 former President Herbert Hoover was using phrases like “Fascist regimentation” in discussing the New Deal. A decade later, he wrote in his memoirs that “the New Deal introduced to Americans the spectacle of Fascist dictation to business, labor and agriculture,” and that measures such as the Agricultural Adjustment Act, “in their consequences of control of products and markets, set up an uncanny Americanized parallel with the agricultural regime of Mussolini and Hitler.” In 1944, in The Road to Serfdom , the economist F.A. Hayek warned that economic planning could lead to totalitarianism. He cautioned Americans and Britons not to think that there was something uniquely evil about the German soul. National Socialism, he said, drew on collectivist ideas that had permeated the Western world for a generation or more.

In 1973 one of the most distinguished American historians, John A. Garraty of Columbia University, created a stir with his article “The New Deal, National Socialism, and the Great Depression.” Garraty was an admirer of Roosevelt but couldn’t help noticing, for instance, the parallels between the Civilian Conservation Corps and similar programs in Germany.”

https://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/hitler-mussolini-roosevelt

Chomsky on America's Ugly History: FDR Was Fascist-Friendly Before WWII

George Kennan, later famous as one of the architects of post-war policy, was actually the American Council in Berlin up until Pearl Harbor. He was sending back reports which are public, which were qualified. He said we shouldn't be too harsh in condemning the Nazis since a lot of what they are doing is kind of understandable and we could get along with them and so on and this is one strain and a major one. But there was also plenty of criticism and condemnation. But the general attitudes were fairly mixed. 

At the Munich Conference late 1938, Roosevelt sent his most trusted adviser, Sumner Wells, to Munich and Wells came back with a pretty positive report saying we can really work with Hitler, this conference opens the possibility of a period of peace and justice for Europe and we should work out ways to interact and deal with him. That was late 1938! And so it was quite a mixed story. 

https://www.alternet.org/world/chomsky-americas-ugly-history-fdr-was-fascist-friendly-wwii

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.11  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.7    2 weeks ago

I’m running from nothing. I’m a proud disabled Veteran who has been battling the evil of statism for 60 years

JFK on the danger of centralizing power in the Federal Government  

"The ever expanding power of the federal government, the absorption of many of the functions that states and cities once considered to be responsibilities of their own, must now be a source of concern to all those who believe as did the great patriot, Henry Grattan that: “Control over local affairs is the essence of liberty.”  

John F Kennedy Commencement Address, University of Notre Dame, January 29, 1950

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.8    2 weeks ago

You are overlooking the power and influence that Putin has over Trump.

Trump is beholding to Putin. The United States Intel community has repeatedly stated that they believe that Trump is compromised by the Russians.

Source:  Malcolm Nance, author, former Intel Officers, a frequent guest on every national broadcast news, except FOX TV NETWORK NOISE.

Trump is not who you think he is. He is own by Putin.


Are you ONLY worried, like Trump is, and Evangelical Preachers, are about your TAXES and not the veracity of our country?

"MONEY, HONEY, is the root of all EVIL!" -
                        Reverend Oral Fleece

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.13  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.7    2 weeks ago

The evils of government, enslavement to the state

“The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule.

In short, it is the greatest absurdity to suppose it in the power of one, or any number of men, at the entering into society, to renounce their essential natural rights, or the means of preserving those rights; when the grand end of civil government, from the very nature of its institution, is for the support, protection, and defence of those very rights; the principal of which, as is before observed, are Life, Liberty, and Property. If men, through fear, fraud, or mistake, should in terms renounce or give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the grand end of society would absolutely vacate such renunciation. The right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of man to alienate this gift and voluntarily become a slave.”

Samuel Adams The Natural Rights of the Colonists as Men, The Report of the Committee of Correspondence to the Boston Town Meeting, Nov. 20, 1772

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.14  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.12    2 weeks ago

Malcom Nance is a fascist jerk who wouldn’t know truth if it slapped him in the face.

there is ZERO evidence that Trump is “owned” by Putin or Russia.

The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil. It says the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.

Trump is a badly flawed individual. But he’s 10,000% better than the Communists and Fascists in the Democratic Party, or the nearly as evil Establishment Republicans 

I am not a member of any political party since I left the GOP in 1970 because they are controlled by the Rockefeller Social Democrats.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.14    2 weeks ago

And, you know this how? 

Because you are a self-proclaimed Christian man, turned self-proclaimed "Old Testament Preacher Man"?

Nance has proven his loyalty to this country with his LIFETIME OF SERVICE.

He is not out there hustling rubes in Whack-Whack Land preaching HATE to fearful folks.

One can call oneself anything, "even preacher," but, it ain't necessarily so.

I, too, am a LICENSED PREACHER.

I got my preacher licensed in 1962 from the Universal Church for $20 and I am authorized to marry folks by the State of Ohio, issue Death Certificates, and operate my own Church, "HOW BIG IS YOUR WALLET - HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN?"

We hold services, ever now and again, when we need MONEY, HONEY, that all that we need!

You are invited to attend, friend.

Consider it a "STANDING INVITATION" from the Man that God Spoke to in 1969, or, thereabout.

If you need an EXORCISM to get the Devil out of you, I will accommodate you for only a fee of $1000.00.

However, I fear, in your case, it may require several. You have been a very, very bad boy, I feel from my Psychic Readings.

You remember, you can always say, "The Devil Made Me Do It". That is a perfect way out.

 
 
 
livefreeordie
13.1.16  livefreeordie  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.15    2 weeks ago

1 I’m not an “Old Testament” preacher. I preach Christ and the hope of life that He offers

2 I base my judgment of Nance based upon many hours of watching him on MSNBC and reading what he occasionally writes.  He is an avid supporter of the Marxist fascist statism of many in the Democratic Party 

3 I’m an ordained ministry with a Bachelors degree in Theology.  I have taught the Bible and served as a Pastor, Missionary, Evangelist, and Theologian for nearly 40 years.  I serve as Counselor to a number of Pastors and Evangelists in many countries.   

4 I doubt you have ever encountered demons, much less Cast one out. I have I numerous times and no one who legitimately does so ever brags about it or charges money. It is the power of the Holy Spirit and He’s not for sale.

Psychic readings are either cons or demonic. Which one are you?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
13.1.17  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.16    2 weeks ago
1 I’m not an “Old Testament” preacher. I preach Christ and the hope of life that He offers

That can't be. Without the OT there is no foundation. This was something even Jesus said. In fact, without the OT, Jesus has zero proof he was the messiah. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.9    2 weeks ago

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Take a breath.

Herbert Hoover, (R) 31st President, drug his feet for four years which led to the GREAT DEPRESSION. 

Republican policies compounded it, as it did under Reagan, and "W," and, now, under Trump.

By caving into industry's demands for leniency, Republicans in Congress have consistently removed "government oversight" and passively allowing the "Robber Barons" on Wall Street to go 'hog wild".  

The "delicate balance" between government and industries roles is a difficult needle to thread.

Simpletons seek "simple" solution to complex problems because it is easy.

FDR was elected as president four times.  How many times were you elected president?

Franklin Roosevelt (D), too, unlike you, dedicated his life to the serving of his nation, while you, his right-wing, maniacal critics got rich preaching to the poor, to the "poorly educated", I assume from your posts.

Since you love to call people names, like Trump, label them with what you believe to be pejorative words, like "fascist"," socialist", "Commie", "Left-Leaning Liberals", etc. You are doing what Hitler and every Dictator does, "dehumanizing them".

It that what your GOD teaches you to do to your fellow human beings?

BTW, you left out "adulterer".

If you have not noticed, FDR is dead. He died in 1945, and, was given a "Hero's Funeral".

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The enemy is TRUMP, corrupt Republicans in Congress, that take millions from CORRUPT CORPORATIONS, that, then, own many, if not all of them.

Your War, like your rage, is directed at the wrong target, LiveFreeOrDie!

This is your choice:  "Live Free", or "Die".

Not stockpile lethal weapons to kill everyone that has a different religious point of view from your "Jim Jones" warmed-over religious doctrine of right-wing swill.

Nor, is it manly to desecrate the dead.

My friend, if all you allow yourself to be exposed to is RIGHT WING HATE MONGERING, then, chances are you are going to be, as you seem to me to be, bundled up in RELIGIOUS SANCTIONED HATE!

I don't think that is what Jesus was preaching, do you?

This may seem personal, but, it is not. Your is, in my humbled by the years, the belief system of the miss-guided religious right that has been "hijacked" by CON MEN calling themselves "preachers".

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I recognized that you are a man of many talents, a leader, a "doer", but, please, do not let the darker angels guide you because you are angry at something.

"GOD IS GOOD"!  Man, not so much.

I enjoy our spirited debates, please, do not get offended. I mean no offense.

Since I am your senior, I feel justified in "Ed-u-ma-KATE-ing" you.

I remain, your virtual friend. The UnEmployed Philosopher!



 
 
 
CB
13.1.19  CB   replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.14    2 weeks ago

Playing that 'bro'k'n record of your again, LFOD? Malcolm Nance's is an expert in his field. Trump is, well, not an expert in his current endeavor.

 
 
 
CB
13.1.20  CB   replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @13.1.17    2 weeks ago

Hi Perrie! To be clear, I understand what LFOD is saying (not sure I would agree with any meaning he pours into it, nevertheless).

 
 
 
CB
13.1.21  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.18    2 weeks ago

Spoken from the heart. Nothing I can add. Kudos!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1.22  al Jizzerror  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @13.1.17    2 weeks ago

So, no warning for the filibuster Spam he's spreading on this thread?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.11    2 weeks ago

And, so do you think Trump is the answer to smaller government theorists, or, is he just destroying our country with his MAD DOG, shoot from the lip, jive arse BULL CHIP?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.24  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.23    2 weeks ago

By the way, thanks for your service.

I, too, served in Vietnam from 1965-66, Phu Bia, outside of Hue, 8th RRU!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.16    2 weeks ago

Why is it that your SUPPOSED God-given gift is good, and, mine is the work of the Devil.

God spoke to me, and, has worked miracles in my life. I know Him, enjoy sustained belief in the presence of GOD.

But, I specialize in casting out Demons from SO-CALLED Christians, who are milking their followers dry.

Do you know any like that?

Do you talk in TONGUES during your services? Many believe that is the DEVIL, not God. God is fluent in ENGLISH.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.26  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.1.22    2 weeks ago

Al Jazz-agh-ree-ah, you refer, of course, to that old Horse, LFOD, I trust?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.27  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @13.1.17    2 weeks ago

What an unexpected pleasure, PH. Thank you!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1.28  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.26    2 weeks ago
Al Jazz-agh-ree-ah, you refer, of course, to that old Horse, LFOD, I trust?

I'm sorry to hear the LF OD'ed.

Butt, I've never been a Kenny Rodgers fan.

The fucker always sings during the poker games.

That's distracting when you just want to poker.

I wanted to point out to TPTB that too much Spam is annoying.

(Please ignore the subtitles during this sketch.)

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1.29  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.1.27    2 weeks ago

BTW, as a professional comedian, you should be familiar with this technique:

When using (offensive) satire about an ethnic group, you must be a member of that group or you can be labelled a "bigot".  If you are a member of said group, it will be considered "self-deprecating".   So in your intro to this piece you could "outed yourself" to protect yourself from the kind of I see attacks in this thread.  Just make sure to check your belly button if you're going to be an outie.
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.30  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.10    2 weeks ago

Welcome to ALTERNATIVE REALITY, where Right-Wing Conspiracy Lunatics cling to their bible in one hand and their gun in the other proclaiming to KILL THE INFIDELS!

Smearing everyone who is or was a Democrat, but, NEVER touching the MONSTER IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

How is that "Righteous"?256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.31  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.1.29    2 weeks ago

Well, al Jizzerror, just look at the sly smile, "Dearie", in me Avatar, what does it say to you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.32  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.1.29    2 weeks ago

Yes, it is Comedic Etiquette, 101, applies to White Comedians exclusively, not Black, Mexican, Asian, Indian, Muslin or "The Grey". 

I signed the oath. Now, I am "Politically Correct" as all Liberals strive to be. I blend in so much that few suspect that I am Bi-Racial.

I always have to prove it. I am White from the Waist up, where it doesn't count. Black from the waist down, where it does.

Brothers have some rope. If you don't believe me, I can prove it.

Right now, my Jonson is down the street, around the corner making a phone call on a payphone.

Some of you, the cute ones, should be getting a text about now.

Is that "Gay Enough" for you?


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.33  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.1.29    2 weeks ago

I am so sorry. I missed the Memo that requires everyone to wear their SEXUALITY on their forehead, so, Puritans know when to "run".

Please, copy and send to me.  Is it from GOD, or, that other guy?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.34  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.10    2 weeks ago

Well, Roosevelt changed his mind when Hitler started invading his neighbors.

In the beginning, Hitler, like Trump, fooled people, and, the International Community.  Should we HATE England because their Prime Minister was hoodwinked by Hitler?

There is an old adage that is applicable here as when computer "nerds" made it famous"

"GARBAGE IN - GARBAGE OUT!"

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.35  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  livefreeordie @13.1.9    2 weeks ago

Wow, that makes me feel comfortable. I knew Trump wasn't a fascist, he can't spell it.

Trump has no policy affiliation, Honey!  it is all about MONEY, POWER & SEX with younger women for the BEAST TRUMP.

Now, that cat needs an exorcism.

So, your source is correct, it is FDR who was the Marxist-256 Fascist, and, Trump is the human-pig appointed by the God of Gluttony.

Happy now, LFOD?

 
 
 
It Is ME
14  It Is ME    2 weeks ago

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @14    2 weeks ago

That's the ticket. Hypocrites are everywhere, even in our underwear. BEWARE!

I had to manhandle one just the other day. Man, did that feel good!

 
 
 
It Is ME
14.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1    2 weeks ago
I had to manhandle one just the other day. Man, did that feel good!

First thing they teach in "Defense" class !

Go for the gonads ! jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gifjrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @14.1.1    2 weeks ago

Thank you, for that valuable reminder. I took Judo at the University of Houston before I was asked to "leave", but, Judo did not take me.

 
 
 
It Is ME
14.1.3  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1.2    2 weeks ago
Judo did not take me.

They say "Sam", "SAM I AM", is more approachable ! jrSmiley_16_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @14.1.3    2 weeks ago

There is a wonderful, informative companion article that compliments my spiritually guided "Tome", was posted, this date, on theNewsTakers. commies site. 

It is about Mc Grae Game, founder of "HOPE FOR WHOLENESS", a Right-Wing, Evangelical, Republican promoted treatment for "gay folks."

Like Miss Lindsey Graham, Game, a married man, hide his sexual identity from himself and his wife for years.

Now, he is "out of the closet," and, he says, "more at peace than any time in his life."

It is a seeded "Video" that is well worth watching.

This tome, that so many well-meaning NewsTalkers.commies criticize is aimed at exposing "closeted folks" in high places, who are capable of doing significant damage to people.

We all have our calling, min is "Telling Truth To Mormons"! What is yours?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @14    2 weeks ago

Great artists, writers, comics, actors, etc. work for God, too. Some more effective than others, but, we all carve our niche with ease, others struggle.

Never deny one's gift. We are all from the same family.

 
 
 
CB
15  CB     2 weeks ago

ETPDNRI, do what you can to color your commentary and heed constructive criticism. That's all! Consider this a stop by your office visit, my friend.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @15    2 weeks ago

Thank you, my friend.  Is that a "stop by the office", or, a "smackdown" at the office. Me "Spidy Sense" are rustic from all of the Seances.

Always, appreciate your advice.

Do you think your advice will work with these FAKE PATRIOTS?
256

 
 
 
CB
15.1.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @15.1    2 weeks ago

Yeah. I can digest and speak to some ruffians. Plenty of ruffians (in any group of people) are simply misunderstood and wouldn't hurt nobody who does approaches them with a semblance of respect.  On the other side, you get those 'bruisers' who don't respect right thinking no way no how, just want to hit!

The office visit is to say, "Howdy" and to eyeball you for a spell. How is Nurse Betty, these days - she giving you enough to eat?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @15.1.1    2 weeks ago

You me, HERO, Bro!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @15    2 weeks ago

"Eat It!" is an acceptable synonym for "EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT." It captures the essences of our publication.

We, the mouse I keep in me pocket and I, are considering changing the name to something simpler:

How does, "Eat It - Don't Read It" sound to your discriminating taste?

At the moment, we are "test marketing" it in "Gay Baths"!
The feedback is "splashy".

 
 
 
CB
15.2.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @15.2    2 weeks ago

"E AT IT"  versus  "E AT IT - DON'T READ IT."

Two queens stand above us for selection; which one shall "Stay" and which shall "Sashay away"?

This is harrrrrdd, but I choose: E AT IT.

E AT IT- DON'T READ IT  is still too long. Now, Sashay away!

NOTE: What do you mean you know about gay baths?! (Gasp!)

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @15.2.1    2 weeks ago

I worked as a HANDTOWEL in a Gay Bath in Greenwich Village as a young man. 

The work was boring standing around wrapped as a towel while the patron wiped their hands on you and giggled, but the tips were "great".

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

CAUTION:  "Slow traffic in the RIGHT LANE. Meanwhile, the LEFT LANE is flowing comfortably and will arrive at their destination on time!"

This is your "Traffic Condition for Today". Tune in tomorrow for our Weather Forecasts for 2020!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

This DEEP STATE authorized tome requires that readers read the ARTICLE thrice, then, read all of the comments, before composing their response.

Some information is encrypted. Even I do not know what it means. I am only the MESSENGER!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
17.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @17    2 weeks ago

To prove our point that this tome is "inclusive in it SHAMING, I have included the following link". It is self-explanatory, for some, not so much for others:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trumps-schedule-shows-a-president-with-plenty-of-downtime-this-summer/ar-AAGNCpt?ocid=spartandhp

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentia", because you lost the WAR.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

I would like to refer if I might, the "outraged critics" who love to bash the author for his SATIRICAL article, to listen to the SEEDED VIDEO about the "Closeted Gay" Founder of a Conversion Therapy program, posted on the NewsTalker.com.

Exposing "Closeted Gay Folks" in high places that are having a harmful effect on fellow Americans is a "good cause".

After watching it, by all means, share your opinions. We all have a "Calling". Mine is to "Expose Morons"! What is yours?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
19  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

I sense "bitterness" from the extreme right. Their candidate is unraveling before their eyes, and, they have nowhere to hide.

We all make mistakes. Don't make a bigger one refusing to accept that you made a mistake. It takes "character" to admit that one has been wrong.

The fearful never do take responsibility for their errors. And, they pay the price for it.

Courage is NOT defined by how many lethal weapons you have, nor, your willingness to shoot your unarmed neighbors when the so-called, "END OF TIMES", is upon us.

Jesus did NOT instruct his followers to take up arms against Rome, or, the Pharisees. Why do thee?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

I am not "GAY". I just pretend to be so that I can wear makeup!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

If you have sex with a woman, does that make you HETERAL- SEXUAL?

Likewise, if you have sex with a hand,  does that make one "handy".

Asking for a "gay friend", who is so "gay", he is afraid to come out of the closet, unless Mother says he can (PENCE).

You know he is, Honey!256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Are we, my fellow NewsTalker.commies, becoming so "self-righteous," that soon we will NOT know whom to HATE?

I can't imagine a world like that!

Perhaps, if we all didn't take ourselves so seriously, we might be able to have a "little fun" before we die.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Oh, I just love it, when readers get "bitchy", don't you? It is so much more fun than when they pretend to be smart.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
24  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Remember, Honey, do not be afraid of who you are!

Even if you are a parked car! You can go far! 

Be proud, open the doors,  go hard; let it all hang out!

Unless, of course, Horse, it is illegal in your little, rural, backward town?

Then, you have "no choice," butt, to zip your lip.

- Wisdom from Mother Hen, right before her neck was wrung by an irate potatoe farmer, who couldn't even SPELL "potato"!

"Why do we even let these people into our country? We should build a WALL around STUPID! Take all of the MONEY from the Military budget for that cause."

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
25  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

There are two super heroes who can help shed some light on Lindsey Graham's sexuality.

It follows the adventures of Ace and Gary, voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell , respectively, two superheroes whose sexual orientation is a matter of dispute, and a cavalcade of characters preoccupied with the question.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
25.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @25    2 weeks ago

This is an excellent example, class, where art, humor, and social mores are mixed together like a nut salad with fruit as an "instructive tool".

Don't ya think, Honey?

Now, I want each of you uptight, upright haughty, recent graduate of the Academy of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS to write a 250-page essay rescinding your criticism of this artistic claptrap, ASAP.

And don't forget to put some frilly things on it to make it sparkle Honey! Prison is so hard on some of us girls.

 - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, prisoner of me own mind!

"Don't Cry For Me, Madona", or, I'll shive ya!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
26  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Christ, that is funny!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
27  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

NOTE:  Bring your BIG BOY BOOTS, not your Big Boy Coloring Book.

256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
28  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Have I vanquished all of the "Pretenders to the Throne?"

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
29  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

What is important and worrisome about platforms like TheNewsTalkers.com is that they allow RIGHT-RIGHT HATERS to spew their vile, backed up, culturally inculcated venom.

The good is that it enables the world to see how dangerously distorted, twisted, frustrated, angry and jealous these bile-filled human beings have let themselves become.

We do not HATE YOU.  We would rather be called LIBERALS than RACISTS!

 
 
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