By: citizen-kane-473667 • 5 months ago • 44 comments
Lettuce have some pun!
Okay, I'm tired of all the hash slinging on the Politics and News page so I thought this would be a fun little contest. The rules are simple:
- Your pun MUST NOT be about Politics or Politicians. They aren't very punny anyway!
- FOOD and DRINK will get special merit because they can be so much harder to work in to a pun. It's hard so, butter nut squash the attempts even if they aren't all that great!
- If it makes you groan, its probably a terrible pun, but even those can be fun! It's not like we are getting paid a celery for our work here!
- While banana's have a lot of a peel, let's try to avoid the slippery slope they cause by getting hung up on one fruit. Or vegantable.
- We'll let the crowd decide who gets their just desserts by giving Votes Up. Think of it as Thanks Giving for their efforts!