The Devil Can Legally Turn You Into 'The Little Mermaid' On Halloween, Says 'Former Satanist'

  
Via:  sandy-2021492  •  3 months ago  •  19 comments

By:   Robyn Pennacchia

The Devil Can Legally Turn You Into 'The Little Mermaid' On Halloween, Says 'Former Satanist'

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Like other "former Satanists" and "former witches," Ramirez is full of warnings for his new Christian comrades about the many ways they are secretly being Satanists and doing witchcraft themselves without even knowing it. One of those ways, of course, is by celebrating Halloween.

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sandy-2021492
1  seeder  sandy-2021492    3 months ago
He also explains that Halloween candy is also demonic, because the demonic people have prayed over the candy to make it demonic. I'm not sure if this happens in the factory or if the demonic people just swing by the CVS candy aisle and do their rituals there. If so, I have never noticed.
 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
2  Paula Bartholomew    3 months ago

To quote Barney Fife "He's a nut!"

 
 
 
It Is ME
3  It Is ME    3 months ago

"LIFE" ….is "Halloween" !

What a nimrod this guy is !

 
 
 
Enoch
4  Enoch    2 months ago

Who can turn me into Ethel Merman?

I wonder about these things.

Enoch, Singing "There's No Business Like Show Business".

 
 
 
Jack_TX
4.1  Jack_TX  replied to  Enoch @4    2 months ago
Who can turn me into Ethel Merman?

I wonder about these things.

Enoch, Singing "There's No Business Like Show Business".

Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

You don't happen to have a Netflix special coming out soon, do you?  I'd definitely watch that.

 
 
 
Enoch
4.1.1  Enoch  replied to  Jack_TX @4.1    2 months ago

Dear Friend Jack_TX: I do make cameo appearances on shows like, "America's Least Wanted" and the Sci Fi channel, biography area.

P&AB.

Enoch.   

 
 
 
Jack_TX
4.1.2  Jack_TX  replied to  Enoch @4.1.1    one month ago

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MrFrost
5  MrFrost    2 months ago

The Little Mermaid is hot as hell, i'm trying to see the downside. 

 
 
 
cjcold
5.1  cjcold  replied to  MrFrost @5    2 months ago

I am curious as to just where the sex organs are. That could be a downside.

 
 
 
devangelical
6  devangelical    2 months ago

halloween was about a pillowcase of candy and being a kid. imposing religious dogma on it fucks that up.

 
 
 
katrix
7  katrix    2 months ago

Some of you have already heard this ... but one year I dressed up as a witch at work for Halloween. One of my officemates informed me that I was inviting demons into my soul by dressing as a with, and even if they didn't enter my soul, they'd follow me around for the rest of my life trying to get in.

Our boss was dressed as a clown. When I told her what he said, after we had a good laugh she asked if that meant she'd have little bozos following her around. She looked around at some of our colleagues and said "Oh wait, I already do!"

Once my sister became a religious nut, she refused to let her son do much for Halloween. He couldn't dress as anything "demonic" and could only go to church candy exchanges. Of course, he wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter, either.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
7.1  seeder  sandy-2021492  replied to  katrix @7    2 months ago

My sister-in-law won't let her kids do much for Halloween, either.  They can dress as princesses and so forth, but nothing scary.  It's not a big deal yet, as they're toddlers, but some day, they'll be teenagers and will get sick of the princess thing.

 
 
 
Krishna
7.2  Krishna  replied to  katrix @7    2 months ago

For their next Halloween Party they should invite "Sacred Rianna" to perform-- she's really good (albeit a bit spooky). Here she does her Magicke on Asia's Got Talent and America's Got Talent-- pretty amazing stuff!

 

 
 
 
Krishna
7.2.1  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @7.2    2 months ago

There's more information about her in the comments on this seed:

TERRIFYING TALENT! Freaky Magician GIRL Scares Judges & Audience On Asia's Got Talent!

(I am taking a course to learn to do this stuff but it takes time and a lot ofmpractice-- I'm not very good at it yet).

 
 
 
Enoch
7.3  Enoch  replied to  katrix @7    2 months ago

Dear Friend Katrix: One year I dressed up as someome in a higher tax bracket.

Didn't work.

No change in my checking account balance.

P&AB.

Enoch.

 
 
 
katrix
7.3.1  katrix  replied to  Enoch @7.3    2 months ago

That's too bad - I would have given it a try!

P&AB to you as well!

Katrix

 
 
 
Enoch
7.3.2  Enoch  replied to  katrix @7.3.1    2 months ago

Dear Friend Katrix:

Smiles.

Holiday hugs to you and yours.

Enoch (Keeping my financial balance in balance - stagnant).

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
8  Paula Bartholomew    2 months ago

I'm up for getting a little tail....bring it on!

 
 
 
Krishna
9  Krishna    2 months ago

Me too-- I haven't had any tail in quite a while!

 
 
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