The Devil Can Legally Turn You Into 'The Little Mermaid' On Halloween, Says 'Former Satanist'
Category: The Lighter Side/ Humor
Via: sandy-2021492 • 5 years ago • 19 commentsBy: Robyn Pennacchia
Like other "former Satanists" and "former witches," Ramirez is full of warnings for his new Christian comrades about the many ways they are secretly being Satanists and doing witchcraft themselves without even knowing it. One of those ways, of course, is by celebrating Halloween.
To quote Barney Fife "He's a nut!"
"LIFE" ….is "Halloween" !
What a nimrod this guy is !
Who can turn me into Ethel Merman?
I wonder about these things.
Enoch, Singing "There's No Business Like Show Business".
Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
You don't happen to have a Netflix special coming out soon, do you? I'd definitely watch that.
Dear Friend Jack_TX: I do make cameo appearances on shows like, "America's Least Wanted" and the Sci Fi channel, biography area.
P&AB.
Enoch.
The Little Mermaid is hot as hell, i'm trying to see the downside.
I am curious as to just where the sex organs are. That could be a downside.
halloween was about a pillowcase of candy and being a kid. imposing religious dogma on it fucks that up.
Some of you have already heard this ... but one year I dressed up as a witch at work for Halloween. One of my officemates informed me that I was inviting demons into my soul by dressing as a with, and even if they didn't enter my soul, they'd follow me around for the rest of my life trying to get in.
Our boss was dressed as a clown. When I told her what he said, after we had a good laugh she asked if that meant she'd have little bozos following her around. She looked around at some of our colleagues and said "Oh wait, I already do!"
Once my sister became a religious nut, she refused to let her son do much for Halloween. He couldn't dress as anything "demonic" and could only go to church candy exchanges. Of course, he wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter, either.
My sister-in-law won't let her kids do much for Halloween, either. They can dress as princesses and so forth, but nothing scary. It's not a big deal yet, as they're toddlers, but some day, they'll be teenagers and will get sick of the princess thing.
For their next Halloween Party they should invite "Sacred Rianna" to perform-- she's really good (albeit a bit spooky). Here she does her Magicke on Asia's Got Talent and America's Got Talent-- pretty amazing stuff!
There's more information about her in the comments on this seed:
TERRIFYING TALENT! Freaky Magician GIRL Scares Judges & Audience On Asia's Got Talent!
(I am taking a course to learn to do this stuff but it takes time and a lot ofmpractice-- I'm not very good at it yet).
Dear Friend Katrix: One year I dressed up as someome in a higher tax bracket.
Didn't work.
No change in my checking account balance.
P&AB.
Enoch.
That's too bad - I would have given it a try!
P&AB to you as well!
Katrix
Dear Friend Katrix:
Smiles.
Holiday hugs to you and yours.
Enoch (Keeping my financial balance in balance - stagnant).
I'm up for getting a little tail....bring it on!
Me too-- I haven't had any tail in quite a while!