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Yes, Trump Was Holding The Bible Wrong, Says Former Bible Salesman Malcolm Corden

  

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Via:  tessylo  •  4 years ago  •  21 comments

By:   Bill Bradley HuffPost

Yes, Trump Was Holding The Bible Wrong, Says Former Bible Salesman Malcolm Corden

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Yes, Trump Was Holding The Bible Wrong, Says Former Bible Salesman Malcolm Corden





Bill Bradley


HuffPost June 3, 2020, 9:51 AM EDT









It may be midweek, but President Donald Trump  is getting taken to Sunday school.


Trump left people watery-eyed after posing with a Bible in front of St. John’s Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C., on Monday, mostly because he reportedly had police   use tear gas to remove peaceful protesters . The strange photo shoot left many questions, including, “Has Trump ever seen a Bible before?”

In the photos and video footage, the president is seen somewhat awkwardly hoisting the holy book into the air. So on Tuesday night,   James Corden   wanted to find out if he was doing it right.

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How not to hold a Bible. (Photo: CBS via NBC News)

The “Late Late Show” host enlisted the help of his dad, Malcolm Corden, a former Christian book salesman. He asked what Malcolm would rate the president’s Bible-holding skills.

“He looked like a fish on a bicycle,” Malcolm said.

To help the president out, Corden’s dad put together a short tutorial on how to actually hold a Bible. Yes, apparently Trump was doing it all wrong.

See this, and be glad:




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Tessylo
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1  seeder  Tessylo    4 years ago

Pathetic and deplorable photo op.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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1.1  Ozzwald  replied to  Tessylo @1    4 years ago

Pathetic and deplorable photo op.

At least they photoshopped out the smoke from Trump's hand as the Bible slowly burned away the flesh.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2  seeder  Tessylo    4 years ago

If there is a god, this POS would have been struck by lightning and would have burst into flames a long time ago.  

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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2.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Tessylo @2    4 years ago

Death wishing is against the C-o-C

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1.1  seeder  Tessylo  replied to  Greg Jones @2.1    4 years ago

I can hope can't I?

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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2.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Tessylo @2    4 years ago

You just might have definitive proof that god doesn't exist.

Satan's existence on the other hand is becoming a stronger possibility as we go along.  Somebody needs to be looking for three-sixes somewhere on Trumps body.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @2.2    4 years ago

It's in his name

and probably on the lifts in his shoes

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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2.2.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.1    4 years ago

Why he wears his tie long.......?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.2.3  seeder  Tessylo  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @2.2    4 years ago
'Somebody needs to be looking for three-sixes somewhere on Trumps body.'

Hmmmmmm, someone needs to remove that ridiculous combover.  I think we'll find the answer.  

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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2.2.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @2.2.2    4 years ago

The ties act as a directional pointer so he can find his nub of a dick.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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2.2.5  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.3    4 years ago

I've always commented that the thing on his head is an escaped alien from Area 51 that is trying to take over the world.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3  JohnRussell    4 years ago

he held it gingerly because he was afraid the contents might burn him 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JohnRussell @3    4 years ago

Is that why he was wearing gloves, bible cooties?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3.1    4 years ago

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It Is ME
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4  It Is ME    4 years ago

Book Holding is now in the "National Interest" ! jrSmiley_84_smiley_image.gif

BUT ...... GEORGE FLOYD ?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5  Trout Giggles    4 years ago

I think somebody should send him "Bible for Dummies" edition at Xmas

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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5.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @5    4 years ago

He'd still have Jared eat the covers off for him.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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6  Jeremy Retired in NC    4 years ago

Its garbage like this that reinforces that [Deleted.]  It's a book.  No different than The Shining (Stephen King), Interview with a Vampire (Anne Rice)...

 
 
 
bugsy
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6.1  bugsy  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @6    4 years ago

Funny how the leftists on here hate religion (well, really just Christianity), incessantly call the Bible a book of fairy tales, but now, because Trump, want to complain about how that book of "fairy tales" is being held.

What a joke seed.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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6.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  bugsy @6.1    4 years ago

Fits right in with the "but Trump...." syndrome they suffer from.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7  seeder  Tessylo    4 years ago

DON'T BE A DICK.

 
 

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