When your country is the Laughingstock of the world, Republicans adapt & Elect CLOWNS
"Adapt or Die" - Nitwitian Scholar, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"
BREAKING NEWS- From "Broke My-Freaking-Back Mountain," with Walter Concrete, Host of Meat The Press.
So, let's get right to it! Here are Trump's new advisers:
"I only appoint the best!"
"Just as soon as I PARDON Steve Bunions, I am kicking Mike Pence to the curb, and making Stevie-boy my VP pick for 2020. The World needs more humor, less Scientific Crap!" - Trump
Trump vows to replace his CABINET with experienced GOOFBALLS!
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Trump's campaign is reacting quickly to the DNC'S National Convention with shocking, knee-jerk reactions, inspired by ADDERALL, but, orchestrated solely by the "STABLE GENIUS!"
I love your Uncle Scam meme. It would make an awesome av.
I would agree, but, NOT my avatar! I can't stand to see him, or, hear his open compulsive lying ARSE-MOUTH!
Trump must be "EXORCISED" from OUR COUNTRY. He sits at the Right-Hand of SATAN!
I don't think the USA has become a world-wide laughing stock, especially with the numbers of deaths due to Trump's mismanagement of the virus. I think the USA should be, and is being pitied around the world.
Buzz: "You are much too kind!"
Buzz: "You are much too kind!"
"10,000 pictures are better than one word." Jeffrey Epstein
Next week's RNC is going to be nothing but a bunch of people telling everyone what they should be afraid of. Fear works with conservatives. Multiple scientific studies have shown that conservatives are wired with a predisposition towards fear. Next week the RNC is going to go way beyond sheep with glowing eyes, and a bear walking in the woods. Bank on it because fear is a stronger motivation on average in conservatives than it is in liberals.
Using MRI, scientists from University College London have found that students who identify themselves as conservatives have a larger amygdala than self-described liberals. This brain structure is involved in emotion processing, and it's especially reactive to fearful stimuli.
Similar studies at the University of Nebraska Lincoln, UCLA, and New York University duplicated the results. I use to be able to get free access to those studies, but now you have to pay for them...... go figure.
While looking for the aforementioned links, I ran across this one which is an interesting read.
I'm betting this isn't hanging in the Oval Office...
I wonder if anyone in this admin has read it...
Right now, it's the Administrations 'TO DO' List, Minus 'n't'.
More likely somebody ate the cover off of it.
It should be hanging there, along with Trump as a warning to future FAKE POTUS, REAL POS, illegally installed in the WH by Putin.
It's just a suggestion, don't get your panties in an uproar. Trump was not appointed by GOD.
GOD is not a Register Voter! Don't believe me?
Call your local Board of Election and ask them if HE is registered!
My "sauces" tell me that not many of them can read!
There are a lot of cannibals living and working in the White House, under the command of Steve Miller, according to my "questionable sauce,"
There are those on NT who really believe God chooses our leaders, which if it were true, would make voting and elections meaningless exercises.
The actual thinking goes: God sets before humanity right and wrong. Good and evil. Light and darkness.Counterparts. Humanity chooses from the 'offerings,' plural.
(Gordy, it does not escape me that you saw an opportunity to 'snatch' by the short-hairs! Touchè old man. Touche!
igknorantzrulz: I notice that, too, the "n't". Thank you for the much-needed CORRECTION.
Trump is such a "poor speller, even worse typist." The man should just lay down and let Nature take Her course. I am certain, SHE, Nature, is looking forward to it.
My hair is short! What, hair are you talking about?
Enough with the "short" jokes. Now, someone is attacking "short hair"?
How do you think that makes us feel?
The only one in his administration that COULD read was "STORMY DANIELS," unfortunately, she took the MONEY & RAN!
The only one in his administration that COULD read was "STORMY DANIELS," unfortunately, she took the MONEY & RAN!
Sorry, my laptop is doing it again, "repeating itself."
It is so vain!
Not "those" short hairs!!
The Republicans have nothing to fear from angry, unhappy, hate driven progressives
Talk about a depressing and pathetic four day display of stupidity .
Except, the TRUTH! The Whole Tooth & Nothin', but the Tooth, so help us, Goofballs!
Very funny
Why can German media say what American media doesn't dare say?
It is clear wants to be a DICTATOR!
Maybe he already thinks he is?
He's going to act like and try to get away with as much as he can.
Because in Germany, they have laws about calling out Nazis and those that don't acknowledge the Holocaust.....
and those that don't acknowledge the Holocaust.....
Most developed countries have laws against hate speech, and Holocaust Denial is often an automatic "guilty".
What value can anyone find in Holocaust Denial? It's a topic that pretty much justifies anti-hate-speech laws, all by itself.
He does!
Putin keeps telling Trump that he is a DICT - TATER, and, how to achieve that goal.
Trump isn't smart enough with his constant self-incriminations.
Muva, an entire segment of this 335 million nation, should NOT be painted with the same brush as those who commit crimes.
That is the SIN of Donald J. Trump!
We are, for the most part, individuals that should be judged on our own merit. Not PIGEONHOLED, by one's insufferable, cultural prejudices.
At some point, one "must put away their childish toys."
???????????????????? WTF?
???????????????????? WTF?
HATE poisons the mind of the hater with each passing nanosecond until NOTHING is off-limits.
Ref.: Donald J. Trump
His "faked Christians" allow him, to do so, and, so does the LEADERSHIP of the GOP!
His "faked Christians" allow him, to do so, and, so does the LEADERSHIP of the GOP!
Good luck with that......
BTW.....Are you still on David Duke's Christmas card list?
Short hair and "double vision"??
Short hair and "double vision"??
So, that explains my "double vision"!
Sean, I think you are referring to the Republican Party. They are the party that reached out to the NEO-NAZIS, The White Nationalists, and the KKK.
Because Bob, it is easier to "curse" in German, Dumkoff!
I will assume you have the usual proof of that.
I would LOVE it if you proved me wrong and actually HAD some proof.
But then again, who am I kidding?
LMAO
TEXAN1211:
Have you not read a Fortune Cookie? All truths are in them. Chinese food is more than just a tasty meal. It is a source of information.
It was in a "Fortune Cookie" that Trump learned about PLASMA for COVID19. Steve Bunions read it to him from his jail cell.
These Chinese Fortune Cookies are from China. They only had 2 DEATHS in the past month. (PLASMA).
WTF??
What does any of that gibberish have to do with the total lack of proof for your claims?
Dass wäre "Dumkopf", mit "p"...
Really? Next weeks RNC is going to be nothing but a fear fest with parades of people and displays carefully choreographed to generate the desired response. Fear is a very strong tried and true motivator of conservatives. Conservatives are wired that way.
So this guy turned Conservative?? Who woulda thunk it........................
What was that again??
His list of speakers for the RNC is like a whose who of Karens, pedophiles, pond scum, criminals, and embarrassments to the human race.
See 3.0.0
Read the articles......
BTW, why shouldn't Americans fear the loss of the republic at this point in history?
No, no they shouldn't. Fear Fly. That people should worry about the republic...........fear.
Obama is not a conservative. And nor are all things equal. Groups and occurrences vary positions and degrees.
Obama's signature accomplishment was Obamacare... which was originally conceived by the very conservative Heritage Foundation, as a counter-proposition to head off the much more obvious solution which would be Medicare for all.
In short-form: Obama's signature accomplishment was a conservative idea.
The Right Wing of the Republican Party, full of conspiratorial HATE, institutional racism, anger toward everyone that isn't them, and strangled by a backwoods, "Talking-In-Tongue," fake Christians are pushing.
Why, why do supposedly Conservatives, who wear their religion on their sleeve, instead of in their heart, rabidly SUPPORT, this obviously INSANE faked POTUS installed by PUTIN?
Are they insane, too?
Just Gin:
Trump relies exclusively on "EXECUTIVE ORDERS," as if he is a "Banana Republic" DICK!
Trump ignores Congress, one of the three branches of the Constitutional Balance of Power.
Trump & the GOP stuff the Supreme Court with Right Wing, Low Functioning Conservatives and are actively attempting to control the Second Branch of Power.
Trump and his Billionaire Donor, Louis De Joy are taking a "Joy Ride" through the United States Post Offices Vandalizing it to slow down the mail.
Trump has consistently taken bribes, MONEY, for support, from American companies, owned by
Our nation is under siege by a foreign power - RUSSIA! Putin is Trump's top confidant!
CORRUPTION & GREED have always been the "bane" of humanity. When one puts avarice above the good of all, they have crossed a line to which there is no returning.
Greed rears its ugly head constantly, it is our duty, our mission to WHACK with a Mallet, not envy it!
That is okay. Former President Obama is a moderate. Moreover, he is a pragmatist. He uses practical approaches to solving hard problems. I remember the political discourse at that time. Obama, full of good-will, involved republicans and conservatives in the healthcare bill process, by building on their long-running healthcare proposal (with modifications). Often, from the mouth of the former president, his cabinet, the commmittees of the time, the democratic party the salient point was this was something for "decades" the republicans had been promising to do and hadn't. So, he, Obama, did it!
As I remember the outcome (I could be wrong on it so check it): Not a single republican in the house or senate voted for the Affordable Care Act, nevertheless!
It is pay back for their own wall coming down.
That's roughly how I remember it, too.
Is that a serious question?
It merits repeating!
Obama is scared Trump might undo the rest of his EO's, EA's, and unlawful regulations.
Mr "I have a cell phone and pen" is finding out he was only a very temporary king.
Temporary King, but a GREAT PRESIDENT. Not like the whining FAKE POTUS, Real POS currently in the White House.
We witnessed 3 and three quarter years of the GOP's depressing and pathetic stupidity, so, four days' of sanity, won't hurt the R's.
It is time that reasonable folks in the Republican Party find the COURAGE to stand up and denounced "The Worst President in the History of our COUNTRY!"
Donald J. Trump is a CAREER CROOK, despicable, self-serving monster. Show him the door.
Ummm.......
I was being generous, Bob Nelson. If we can find "one honest person" in the Republican Party...(you know..."And, now you know the REST OF THE STORY!"
"Night All, I take it every chance I get!" - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored!"
If you don't think I am "doctored," take a gander in me Medicine Cabinet. I take 17 kinds of medicines. If I ain't "DOCTORED," WHO the Hell IS?
Aha! The old "meds" excuse....
Like anyone's going to believe that!
I don't even believe it!
Right? The DNC had former presidents, First Ladies, etc...
The RNC has...
Chachi.
Maybe Clint Eastwood will yell at an empty chair again. The last time he did he accused Biden of making a stupid remark that was something Dick Cheney actually said. They might as well try that again since they have nothing else.
Well they do have the two criminals from Missouri to put on display.......and Moscow Mitch......another criminal.
Any bets he breaks with Trump after the RNC?
He is actually supporting Democrats now.
I don't see it. They're headed for a difficult election. Dissension would be bad for them.
Seriously?
CLINT: Publicly refuted Trump. However, the Devil hasn't, as yet!
No, McConnell is nearly as CORRUPT as Trump, just not as INSANE!
Is that Boss Hogg on the right?
CLINT : Publicly refuted Trump.
Not fully. He said he approves of "certain things" he's done, just wishes he would act in a more "genteel way."
Yep! That sho'nough is Boss! Gotta love me some 'Hogg'!!
He supported Bloomberg who is Republican, an Independent and a Democrat. Other than that, I'm not so sure
Yep.
Yes, he, "Boss" wants to head up the FBI, according to me, "sauces."
And, Trump thinks he would be a top pick.
I stand corrected. Thank you, Gsquared!
I stand corrected. Thank you, Gsquared!
Yes, seriously.
That is "Boss Hogg" on the right, or, Melania without her GIRDLE and makeup!
Is it any wonder that the once Grand Old Party of Abraham Lincoln is now known merely as the gop?
GOP = Government of Putin!
Gop and QLoon
Speaking of clowns
"... SEND IN THE CLOWNS..."
When Your Country is the Laughing Stock of the World, i reccommend ,
buying more stock,
cause we ain't through getting laughed at, till after our third whirled unappealing Bannana Republicm,, votes Democrat
Get the VOTE out.
Send Trump to nap at Mar Largo, permanently!
(We're talking about sleeping during the day, nothing more. Don't let your "Spider Conspiracy Antenna" get itself twisted into another, Rabid, Ravening, "Red Neck, Gun Packing Knot!")
Is that a cookbook under Trump's arm?
No, it is a pornographic book. Trump likes "PORN."
What do you think the main topic will be at the RNC convention? I sure as hell can guess.
"GOD ANOINTED TRUMP AS POTUS! WORSHIP TRUMP, OR DIE!" - Putin
If Trump follows Putin's example, anyone who criticizes him stands a chance of being poisoned (has anyone been watching the news from Russia these days?)
Yeah! What specifically, nevertheless. We need to know we are on the same wavelength. 'Dail it in.' I have reflected on some very not funny scenarios popping up relevant to the Trump "vanguard" of critics in a mandate" Trump second term! (Say it isn't so!)
oh, come ON, now!!!
is there any thing you won't believe?
Oh, YOU come ON now. Perhaps it's difficult to differentiate between my satirical comments and my serious ones, although I must admit I'm not as accomplished at it as is my original mentor on NV who posts here now and then. As for anything I won't believe - how about most of what Trump has to say.
You can add the vaulted, "/sartire" or "/s" tag (singular) to your satire.
Yes! How do Trump supporters know when Donald is telling the truth? None of them that I read can state when or how they are informed Donald is telling the truth!
It's just one big lie running for four years, and gasp they want four more years!
Trump's LIES, we don't believe any of the "vetted" 20,000+ lies that Trump has told in the past 3 1/2 years.
O... M..... G....... !!
What you said!!
Times 10.
Not one of them is backing rioters, looters, arsonists, assaults, and murderers!
Which puts them all far ahead of the DNC speakers.
And which person at the DNC said they support any of those things?
No one, of course, but I am betting some reich wing talking head told you they did.
Sucker born every minute.
Ronin2, that is because Republicans are so modest, they don't want to brag!
Good to see the Kid Rock on the list. I'll vouch for him he turned out to be a good kid after all. I was really tough on him when he was young and into rap.
Really, I guess all of the alcohol and marijuana mixed together and turned him into a Right-Wing, gun-toting Conservative Christain, "Killer Fer Krist" devotee.
People change, or, get worse.