Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  2 years ago  •  132 comments

Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION
"You can VATCH me, anytime, Jerry Falwell, Jr.! I like da audience! - Melania

CAUTION:   As with all "Classified Reports" from Eat the Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It , this Masterpeice Special Presentation has not been RATED!

Proceed at your own risk!  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to slither over to one of those "GOD ELECTED TRUMP PRESIDENT" sites designed exclusively for easily led Marooons!

And, Now, "Live" from the basement of the Washington Monument Another Classless POS:

TAKE-AWAYS FROM THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

Melania struck a "live chord" with her young, mostly female audience during her "riveting story of how she over came a flat chest, skinny legs and a crummy Communist background to claw her way to the top of the European PORN INDUSTRY.

What many people, especially "Westerners" do not understand, is that the PORN INDUSTRY in Europe is a ruthless business control by the Russian Mafia. It is highly competitive, and, not easy to ascend to the highest ranks without persistent, ambition, dedication, and a devious plan that often requires "ruthlessness," not "toothlessness!"

"Dat is a No-No," Melanoma explained to her audience of young girls eager to follow in her stilettoes.

"It is NOT who you know. It is who you BL**," she said revealing her trade mark secret!

I did not claw my way to the top on my back,  I did it the smart way...on me knees. That is why I have good plosture to this day, and great white teeth.

"Plastic Surgery is our friend. Get it early and often. Sometimes, Nature needs an assist, as I learned on me all girls Volley Ball team. I wasn't born this beautiful. I had to work at it.

"Remember, no matter how Slavic, Big Nosed, Farm-Hand look you inherited from your dirt poor parent, somewhere in your village or town is a lonely, old semi-rich, nearly senile man who will find a way to pay for your plastic surgeries, even if it means, 'deep sixing his spouse'.

Even in Communist Block countries, your benifactor can qualify for a "Tax Right-Off."

Melania's speech was frequently interrupted by shouts from the audience of "SHOW US YOUR T*TS!

"Show us your t*ts, or we will have you LOCKED UP!"  

It goes without saying that these voracious cheers EMERGED from the roughty, excited men's section of the Evangelicals for Jerry Falwell, Jr. delegation ,and, does not represent all Evangelical men in attendance.

Melania, then, surprised her audience when she brought out Jerry Falwell, Jr., the recently resigned tintular head of the now disgraced, "Jerry, Junior, Fall-Well, Fake Christian University & Stairway To Hell Institute of Shame," with this tintiliziling intro: 

"AND, now ladies and bums, it is my ex-sweeze-it honor to introduce my next husband, JERRY FALWELL, JR.!

"Come on out, Jerry...you  can VATCH me anytime. But, don't touch! Bring your vife . I am a Switch Hitter, too!"

It was an obvious, crass, cheap appeal to the LBGTQ community not in attendence.

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This report, like many of our other slimy, smut covered, pieces of pure disgusting lies was written by our Washington, D.C. reporter, Steve Bunions, currently incarcerated in the NYC jail.

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

As "Urinalists," not straight-laced journalists, we DISTORT the NEWS in the tradition of Fake Fox News. You Decide - We Deride!

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
1.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    2 years ago

As priceless as it is tasteless!  Kudos.....

Anything to say about her parents chain migration?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Unfortunately, Steve Bunions, our Washington D.C., "much clubbed" Reporter, is unable to respond to you post. He is taking a "hiatus" in the slammer for numerous crimes he committed with and without the Trump campaign.

Trump "ONLY HIRES the CRUMBEST!"384

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    2 years ago

The slimy unwashed walking wrinkled suit made bail.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

384

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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3.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3    2 years ago

I see the potential for a new collector series of urinal cakes.......

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @3.1    2 years ago

You could make a FORTUNE with your urinal cakes idea. $$$$$$$$$S$

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3    2 years ago

Quite the montage of slimy characters you've assembled

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
3.2.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2    2 years ago

Quite the montage of slimy characters you've assembled

i thought they were a Trump assemblance...?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3.2.1    2 years ago

...of slimy characters!

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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3.2.3  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2.2    2 years ago

I've seen better faces on iodine bottles......

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.2.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @3.2.3    2 years ago

If my dog had any of those faces, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
3.2.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @3.2.3    2 years ago

Hey, that is my face. I used to be ame model for diseases.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Kelly Ann Con Job RESIGNS . Says, cryptocally, "there is only so much 'Alien Cream', I can swallow!"

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FLYNAVY1
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4.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4    2 years ago

The first time I saw the "con-job" she brought back memories from the series 1970s series "V" where the reptilian leader unhinged her jaws to swallow a Guinea pig whole. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1    2 years ago

Great visual! I remember that series!

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
4.1.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 years ago

She reminds me of something Steve Erwin would only touch with a stick in his other hand.

 
 
 
JBB
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4.1.3  JBB  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1.2    2 years ago

Her performance in Mars Attacks was realistic.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1.2    2 years ago

Now that was funny because that man had no fear of creepy-crawlies

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  JBB @4.1.3    2 years ago

Would that be the alien who tried to disguise herself as a human?

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
4.1.6  FLYNAVY1  replied to  JBB @4.1.3    2 years ago

Excellent!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.1.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1    2 years ago

I loved that show.  Thank you for the memory jog.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
4.1.8  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1.2    2 years ago

She reminds me of what is left of a gator's meal after it hawks up what is left.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4.1.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1    2 years ago
That film is what brought her  to the

FRONT of the line for "the Donald."

Trump loves HORROR MOVIES!
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4.1.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @4.1    2 years ago
That film is what brought her  to the

FRONT of the line for "the Donald."

Trump loves HORROR MOVIES!
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
4.1.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    2 years ago

You are a very, naughty lady. Are you from "SHADY LANE?"

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.11    2 years ago

714 Delaware Street, Lanford Illinois

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.1.13  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.12    2 years ago

Which Conner are you?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.14  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.1.13    2 years ago

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Yea! Paula! You got the reference!

I'm Roseanne of course.

 
 
 
MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)
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4.1.15  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.1.13    2 years ago

I'm such a Darlene. jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
4.1.16  CB   replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.14    2 years ago

Oh ladies! I was all packed for a visit and a respite from all these fires and evaluation warnings and then—Pow!! I've been pranked!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
4.1.17  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.14    2 years ago

The dead give away was....Lanford.

I'm Jackie only because she bumped uglies with Booker (George Clooney).

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

HINT:  The real message is often in the comment section and not in the rant. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6  JohnRussell    2 years ago

Who is Melania giving the two basketballs to? 

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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6.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  JohnRussell @6    2 years ago

I thought those were bullshit collectors......

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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6.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @6.1    2 years ago

Your answer is better

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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6.1.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.1    2 years ago

In any case, I find her udderly absurd.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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6.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @6.1    2 years ago

She actually has three big boobs, but one is playing golf.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @6.1    2 years ago

The only way to settle this is to "pinch" them.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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6.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @6.1    2 years ago

Those would be Trumper seeds.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @6    2 years ago

One to Jerry falls down Well, according to our sauce, the other to Pat Robinson. Pat thinks Melania's modeling photos are tasteful.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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6.2.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2    2 years ago

Pat was probably "two bathroom doors down" from Larry Craig looking for someone to service his pool.

 
 
 
Account Deleted
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7  Account Deleted    2 years ago

OK, OK.   STOP

You're going to hurt yourself posting comments so fast.

Take a break - there are others here at NT who can shoulder some of the burden.

You're not heavy - you're my brother.

  Hmmmmm - let me think about that a bit...

Anyway - merely assign us our general objectives and we will move onward and upward and sideward to glorious mediocrity.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Account Deleted @7    2 years ago

Mediocrity???

I'll have you know, Sir, that I don't do mediocre....I do half-assed, bare-assed, and lame- assed.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
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7.1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1    2 years ago

who assed u ?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  igknorantzrulz @7.1.1    2 years ago

HA!

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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7.1.3  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.2    2 years ago

How ass-in-mine!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7.1.3    2 years ago

You being a hard-ass?

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
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7.1.5  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.4    2 years ago

Working hard to keep from being a lard-ass.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7.1.5    2 years ago

But you are doing your best at being a smart-ass

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
7.1.7  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.6    2 years ago

what's a smart ass...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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7.1.8  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7.1.3    2 years ago

An ass in the hand is worth two balls in the bush. (Don't anyone ask me what that means.  I am taking pain meds for my recent accident.)

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  igknorantzrulz @7.1.7    2 years ago

I could tell you to go look in the mirror...but that would be rude jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.8    2 years ago

What did you do????

Are you all right?

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
7.1.11  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.8    2 years ago

Bourbon chaser......?

Sounds like the old definition of "flirtation"   

When the hand is in the thing-a-ma-jig, and the thing-a-ma-jig is in the the hand, but the thing-a-ma-jig isn't in the thing-a-ma-jig.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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7.1.12  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.10    2 years ago

I popped a flexor tendon.  Due to my weight loss, some of my tendons no longer have the protection of fat and are closer to the surface and easy to injure.  I have been on the couch for so long now that I feel like it is growing out of my ass.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.12    2 years ago

Sounds painful. Please be careful.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.1.14  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7.1.11    2 years ago

I must be high because that actually made sense.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.1.15  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.13    2 years ago

It is but as I live alone, I have to do some things my PT would not approve of.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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7.1.16  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.12    2 years ago
I have been on the couch for so long now that I feel like it is growing out of my ass.

I'm sorry you are suffering, but that is just damn funny.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
7.1.17  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.12    2 years ago

Get better soon Paula!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.18  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.15    2 years ago

Let me guess...pulling over a chair to reach a high cabinet....

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.1.19  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.18    2 years ago

I was going to take a shower.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.20  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.19    2 years ago

you need a bath chair

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.1.21  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.20    2 years ago

I have a walk in tub.  I never even got to the bathroom when this happened.  I felt sorry for the firemen as I smelled like a herd of goats.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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7.1.22  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @7.1.17    2 years ago

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Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.1.23  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.6    2 years ago

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
7.1.24  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.23    2 years ago

thanx

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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7.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Account Deleted @7    2 years ago

I claim any and all fart jokes.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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7.2.1  Raven Wing  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.2    2 years ago

Paula!!! jrSmiley_15_smiley_image.gif   {{{{{{{{{{{{jrSmiley_93_smiley_image.jpg }}}}}}}}}}}

Please take care of yourself and don't over do. I live alone also, so I know that trying to so things when body parts are not willing is not fun. 

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
7.2.2  CB   replied to  Raven Wing @7.2.1    2 years ago

Our amazing body parts—except when they are not! I would venture selling some of mine, but. . . you would probably ask for a refund!!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8  Sparty On    2 years ago

Keep keeping it classy people ....... i know you will .....

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
8.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Sparty On @8    2 years ago

see my reply to Trout, post 7.1.1

pretty funny though, tellin anti Trumpers to keep something classy

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  igknorantzrulz @8.1    2 years ago

Not really but as triggered as most anti Trumpers are i wouldn't expect any of you to get that.

The hypocrisy at play with the TDS ridden, as usual on NT, is very copious and grossly epic in nature.

But ..... SOSDD

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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8.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.1    2 years ago

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.2    2 years ago

Yeah, i don't give a shit about your sensibilities either so i guess we are about even.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.3    2 years ago

Awww.....poor Sparty! Feeling a little grumpy this morning?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.5  Ender  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.4    2 years ago

Amazing isn't it. Donald and a bunch of republicans call people names, put down people, general nastiness yet make fun of one of them and the pearl clutching comes out.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @8.1.5    2 years ago

It's the same story over and over and over and over......

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @8.1.5    2 years ago

What I don't get is why come here and just dump all over Eat the Press's article? We're called nasty and told in a snarky way "to keep it classy" but what do we get in return? The same "class" we're told to exude.

If the goddamn article bothers so many why not just walk on by and go find a more pleasant place to play?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.8  Sparty On  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.4    2 years ago

Nah, like usual i'm feeling factual this morning TG .... how about you?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.9  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.5    2 years ago

It's amazing to me that you would equate "me," to articles like this but .... if doing so helps all y'all to sleep at night i'm all for it. 

A good night sleep is important and God knows the TDS triggered in here could use a good nights sleep.

That much is very obvious.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.8    2 years ago

Spry and sassy

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.11  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.9    2 years ago

Amazing that the only defence of donald seems to be calling people obsessed.

I think a new meme is in order as this one is falling flat.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.12  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.11    2 years ago

Knock yourself out and in doing so do that which you say you abhor .....

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.13  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.12    2 years ago

No worries. I'll remind you of your concern on the next Mrs Obama is a man seed.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.14  devangelical  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.1    2 years ago
The hypocrisy at play with the TDS ridden

I agree. TDS = trump [deleted]

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.15  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.13    2 years ago

No problem, i can remind you EVERY time the same sort comes out about one of the Trumps.

Every time ........ wanna bet on who wins that one?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.1.16  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.2    2 years ago

My thoughts exactly TG.  Some folks are not worth even responding to.  Some always have their panties in a bunch.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.1.17  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @8.1.11    2 years ago
"Amazing that the only defence of donald seems to be calling people obsessed. I think a new meme is in order as this one is falling flat."

It's called The Whiny Little Bitch Syndrome.  

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.18  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.15    2 years ago

Wow. Your adoration and concern for dear leader is touching...

I'm sure he would reciprocate...

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.19  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.18    2 years ago
Your adoration and concern for dear leader is touching...

Lol ............. you're words not mine.   That is pretty funny though.  

It's weird that this topic seems to always come down to emotion for some of you.   I don't have a "need" to adore any politician but perhaps you do.   In fact i can't recall ever "adoring" any politician.   Far from it usually .....

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.20  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.19    2 years ago

Yet for some reason you seem to have this great urge to protect donald and attack people that say negative things about him.

There is that thing, ya know, about actions and words lining up...

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.21  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.20    2 years ago

Call it what you want, i call em like i see em here on NT and for the most part what i see is the TDS ridden and Trump triggered acting out.   Day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year and actually i find that quite sad that folks hold so much hate in their hearts on such things but ces't la vie .....

So yeah, i get attacked here regularly for not goosestepping to the heavily biased, left leaning narratives a majority of members here on NT push daily.  

I consider that a badge of honor and i wear it proudly.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.1.22  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  devangelical @8.1.14    2 years ago

Trump Richard Inhalers?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.23  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.21    2 years ago

I call it the trump blinders, only see what you want to see.

Join in on the hate bashing from the right yet only somehow see people bashing dear leader.

The mere fact that you cannot or will not see that he is a morally corrupt individual, absolutely refuse to see his flaws and then jump on people that point them out, says all I need to know about certain people.

You all act like it is a game, only to be played just to troll people and see if you can piss them off.

So fly your flag high there Sparty.

Never anything I would be proud of. In fact, I would be ashamed. Individual thinking is not for some, I guess.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
8.1.24  CB   replied to  Sparty On @8.1.21    2 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif "I don't goose-step to leaning narratives being pushed daily, either. I don't need applause. Oh, and Donald, of the ties made in China , is a fraud!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.25  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.23    2 years ago
I call it the trump blinders, only see what you want to see.

Wrong.    I see what is there to see.   Not some crackpot false reality created by partisans who are only pissed off and acting out because their chosen one got here ass beat.

Join in on the hate bashing from the right yet only somehow see people bashing dear leader.

Wrong again. like i've said over and over again.   I rarely post hateful, garbage articles like this, rarely if ever.

The mere fact that you cannot or will not see that he is a morally corrupt individual, absolutely refuse to see his flaws and then jump on people that point them out, says all I need to know about certain people.

The fact that you can't see that most ALL politicians (Dems and Reps) can be found to be corrupt in one way or another shows how obtuse your viewpoint is on this topic.   So yeah, it's only Trump.   Keep sticking to that story if it helps you sleep at night.

You all act like it is a game, only to be played just to troll people and see if you can piss them off.

I agree.   The "Resistance movement" coming from the left is a game for those playing it.   A really, really fucked up game to say the least.

So fly your flag high there Sparty.

Don't bother, i do and always will regardless of what you say.   Very proudly through all the shit that gets spewed here daily.

Never anything I would be proud of. In fact, I would be ashamed. Individual thinking is not for some, I guess.

Well then, i guess it's lucky for me i could care less what you think about it.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.26  Sparty On  replied to  CB @8.1.24    2 years ago
 "I don't goose-step to heavily biased, left leaning narratives being pushed daily

Yup, many real goose-steppers throughout history have said exactly the same thing .... added some words back into your comment so you are quoting my comment properly

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1.27  Ender  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.25    2 years ago

Talk about delusion. I have no chosen one.

I never said anything about you posting articles, I was talking about participation.

You can act like you are not a partisan all you want. Just too bad for you that your comment history is there for all to see.

You have zero high road and about as much credibility.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.28  Sparty On  replied to  Ender @8.1.27    2 years ago
Talk about delusion. I have no chosen one.

Neither do i.   Those are yours and others words not mine

I never said anything about you posting articles, I was talking about participation.

Oh, so you want to parse words now?   Funny!

You can act like you are not a partisan all you want. Just too bad for you that your comment history is there for all to see.

I not "acting" about anything.

You have zero high road and about as much credibility.

Once again, lucky for me i don't give a shit what you think about it.  

That said i'm out.   We've derailed this thread too much already with this personal nonsense.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.29  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.25    2 years ago
I rarely post hateful, garbage articles like this, rarely if ever.

You're right, you don't post articles. Rarely if ever.

But you do join in the hate fest with your buddies when they to rollin'.*** You have to admit that. 

And I'd say you're the one who posts with your emotions at your fingertips. The vitriol that comes through my monitor is palpable

****please see the comment below as an example

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.1.30  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  CB @8.1.24    2 years ago

If Trump had gotten Ivana pregnant on a trip to China, would Ivanka be Made In China?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.1.31  Tessylo  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.21    2 years ago
"So yeah, i get attacked here regularly"

Attacked, pffffft.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.1.32  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @8.1.23    2 years ago
"Never anything I would be proud of. In fact, I would be ashamed. Individual thinking is not for some, I guess."

The hive mind of tRumpturd supporters.   

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.1.33  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Tessylo @8.1.31    2 years ago

The truth is not an attack.  It should however, be a wake up call.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.34  Sparty On  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.29    2 years ago
You're right, you don't post articles. Rarely if ever.

Wrong, looking back i've published 28 articles this year.   That's close to five a month.   Granted, not the same as the five a day we get from our resident propagandists here but much more than "rarely" as you say.

But you do join in the hate fest with your buddies when they to rollin'.*** You have to admit that.

If i had a nickel for every time i didn't post when my emotions told me to post.   I'd be a much richer man with a shit ton more posts.   Perhaps you should start using that tactic along with the rest of your mafia.

And I'd say you're the one who posts with your emotions at your fingertips. The vitriol that comes through my monitor is palpable

****please see the comment below as an example

Lol .... opinions do vary i guess.   You call "that" emotional?    I find "that" hilarious!

Perhaps it would be best if you put me back on ignore.   I think that works better for you.   Or you can keep trying to bait/report me with this sophomoric shit.   I really could care less either way.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.35  Sparty On  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8.1.33    2 years ago

Ah truth ..... such a truly elusive animal ......

“The truth is what I make it. I could set this world on fire and call it rain.”

―  Red Queen

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sparty On @8.1.35    2 years ago
“The truth is what I make it. I could set this world on fire and call it rain.” ―  Red Queen

That surely does explain a lot.....

And I'm not going to put you back on ignore. You're way too much fun!

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
8.1.37  CB   replied to  Sparty On @8.1.26    2 years ago

You are not quoting me, then. What you wrote there is a "monstrosity" and has no proper meaning.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
8.1.38  CB   replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8.1.30    2 years ago

A riddle! Hmm. An *astute possibility to reflect on at my leisure!

* An answer is available upon request.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.1.39  Sparty On  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.36    2 years ago
That surely does explain a lot.....

lol .... not in these least but keep spinning.

And I'm not going to put you back on ignore. You're way too much fun!

Well then, I guess something has changed since you suggested the ignore option.    I think that’s great.    Take some heat off your old man as it were.   I do aim to please ....

 
 
 
XDm9mm
Masters Expert
8.2  XDm9mm  replied to  Sparty On @8    2 years ago
Keep keeping it classy people

If you're noting the traditional sewer classiness, yeah.   They feel right at home in the septic tanks.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
8.3  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Sparty On @8    2 years ago

Of course you didn't read the disclaimer listed at the top of the article...

Proceed at your own risk!  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to slither over to one of those "GOD ELECTED TRUMP PRESIDENT" sites designed exclusively for easily led Marooons! 

I see Eat-The-Press as providing and "unvarnished" public service.  Besides.... you Trump supporters aren't into being politically correct anyway, so this sort of seed shouldn't bother you at all...

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
8.3.1  Sparty On  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3    2 years ago

I read it and responded accordingly.

I have nothing to change or amend ....

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3    2 years ago
Proceed at your own risk!  If you are offended by words, but, not deeds, you may want to slither over to one of those "GOD ELECTED TRUMP PRESIDENT" sites designed exclusively for easily led Marooons! 

Damn! I missed that!

But I'm staying. It feels like a party in here

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
8.3.3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.3.2    2 years ago
But I'm staying. It feels like a party in here

Grrrrr, baby!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.3.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @8.3.3    2 years ago

Once you pop out of the cake, it will be. jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
8.3.5  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8.3.4    2 years ago

Hmmmmm...... the things I want to say a an ex-sailor....... vs. the good sense I have to not say them from my upbringing.

The Sister would most likely have me smokin a turd in purgatory.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.3.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3.5    2 years ago

jrSmiley_18_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.3.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3.5    2 years ago

an ex-sailor

Not me, I hope.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.3.8  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3    2 years ago

You lost him at "read".

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.3.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @8.3.5    2 years ago

Ah...go ahead! I'm ex-AF, Paula is ex-Army....Sister Mary is just playing dress up (you should see what's under her habit!).

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
8.3.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8.3.8    2 years ago

Oops, I misread your post.  Apologies.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
8.3.11  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.3.9    2 years ago

Or what might not be there.......? Half the fun is the suspense.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Senior Expert
9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

You are a very, naughty lady. Are you from "SHADY LANE?"

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
9.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9    2 years ago

You are really good at pushing nouns and verbs together in an effort to see what blows up.  I'm guessing you had a chemistry set when you were a kid.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
9.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9.1    2 years ago

I'm guessing that he also used to have a basement ceiling.

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
Professor Guide
9.1.2  FLYNAVY1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @9.1.1    2 years ago

...eyebrows....

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
9.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9.1.2    2 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Quiet
9.2  Account Deleted  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9    2 years ago

See - I told you there were others here to help out.

Now just sit back and admire  it as it scrolls along -  sort of like the graffiti on the sides of train cars. There you are stuck  in the car and really really needing  to pee.

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
10  CB     2 years ago

See, Little Johnnie Jump Up, that red top 'outfit' thing you done did to Melania means you ain't no good! You're a bad man, LJohnnieJU! Every time I look at that picture— "Pepper bellies!"

 
 

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