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Let's Play Jeopardy ----- "2020 Election for 1000 Alex ------ Clue - "There Will Be Lies"

  

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By:  john-russell  •  4 years ago  •  33 comments

Let's Play Jeopardy ----- "2020 Election for 1000 Alex  ------  Clue - "There Will Be Lies"

Let's Play Jeopardy ----- "2020 Election for 1000 Alex  ------  Clue - "There Will Be Lies"

Alex Trebec  : John ---

John Russell :  What is "What Will Happen During Donald Trump's Convention Speech Tonight?" 

Alex Trebec : You are correct John. Today's big loser is the American people !


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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

I'm donating all my winnings to the Donald Trump Jr. Criminal Defense Fund. 

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Guide
1.1  Dulay  replied to  JohnRussell @1    4 years ago

Don't bother, the RNC pays his legal fees...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2  Buzz of the Orient    4 years ago

Trump's speech tonight?

1.   It's all China's fault

2.   I'm perfect, did everything right.

3.   Joe Biden will destroy America

4.   I'm perfect, did everything right.

5.   Blame China for everything

6.   Vote for me because I'm perfect, did everything right

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
2.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2    4 years ago

You forgot:

7. Democrats bad. Me good.

8. Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama... (always works to scare the cowardly little bigots)

9. Democrats are the devil.

10. Hillary and Democrats eat babies.

11. Kamala might not be 'Amurican'. How can someone with such a name be 'Amurican'? Just doesn't make sense to his base.

12. Biden spied on me and if I don't win then the election was rigged...

It's going to be another night of pure mindless rhetoric that only tickles the ears of the very worst human beings and slimy invertebrates in America.

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
2.1.1  Account Deleted  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @2.1    4 years ago

Is like Benghazi  Benghazi Benghazi no longer trendy?

I have so much trouble keeping up on all the tubular to the max stuff.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Account Deleted @2.1.1    4 years ago

"I have so much trouble keeping up on all the tubular to the max stuff."

Really, like, gag me with a spoon . . . . 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2.2  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2    4 years ago

more or less

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @2.2    4 years ago

Followed by a spectacular release of thousands of doves, balloons and a firework display (not mentioning that fireworks were invented in China, and all the fireworks will have been made in China). 

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
2.2.2  Account Deleted  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.2.1    4 years ago
of thousands of doves

Can't be doves. Who ever heard of Republican doves.

I'm sure these would be the birds to release at a Republican convention.

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
2.2.3  bbl-1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.2.1    4 years ago

I did not watch the Trump show.  Watched a Taylor Swift concert on the YouTube instead.

Doves?  Thousands of them?  Honestly?  They really did that?  ( my word! )

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.2.4  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Account Deleted @2.2.2    4 years ago

Couldn't open your link.  Could it have been bats, crows, turkeys, vultures?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.2.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  bbl-1 @2.2.3    4 years ago

That was just a bad guess.  I also didn't watch the show - the other day I watched about 20 minutes of it and got sick to my stomach from it, so I had no interest in watching any more of that garbage. 

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
2.2.6  Account Deleted  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.2.4    4 years ago

grey butcherbird

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    4 years ago

I just saw that QAnon lady.  I wonder if she is speaking.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @3    4 years ago

Someone just spoke about how kind Trump is.  It almost made me cry. 

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
4  bbl-1    4 years ago

Is 'Trump Show' descending into the territory like the last days of Lenny Bruce?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

People watching this convention from Mars would think 2/3 of Republicans and Trump supporters are racial minorities. Hilarious. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
6  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

Pre speech prayer session

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Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
6.1  Account Deleted  replied to  JohnRussell @6    4 years ago

Any chance you could add the creepy Satan from Mel Gibson's The Passion- maybe the ugly baby too?

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
6.1.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Account Deleted @6.1    4 years ago
Any chance you could add the creepy Satan from Mel Gibson's The Passion- maybe the ugly baby too?

Or perhaps a Kim Jong Un popping up from under the table...

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
6.2  pat wilson  replied to  JohnRussell @6    4 years ago

His hands are to big, in reality they are half that size.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
6.2.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  pat wilson @6.2    4 years ago

you're right pat

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
6.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @6    4 years ago

With all due respect, Darth Vader earned redemption

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
7  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

Tom Cotton has a neck like a giraffe. 

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
7.1  bbl-1  replied to  JohnRussell @7    4 years ago

Cotton is also a 'christian dominionist'.  ( lower case intentional )

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
7.1.1  Account Deleted  replied to  bbl-1 @7.1    4 years ago
christian dominionist

I know they exist. You know they exist. But they never own up to it.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
8  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago
Kathy Griffin
@kathygriffin
· 9m
“Good evening. I’m Ivanka Trump, but you can call me Karen.”
 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
9  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago
Matthew Rettenmund
@mattrett
· 13m
Ivanka Trump has no business being at a podium. She is such a featherweight. That makes the White House backdrop all the more fascistic .
#IvankaTrump #RNC2020 https:// pic.twitter.com/tC5NdVTQIk
 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
9.1  bbl-1  replied to  JohnRussell @9    4 years ago

T&A. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
10  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

trump's big speech is surprisingly boring

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
10.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @10    4 years ago

he's getting old

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
11  author  JohnRussell    4 years ago

THE NATIONAL IDIOT HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

"There WERE Lies"

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
11.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @11    4 years ago

Got a laugh when I just noticed what category you posted this under.

 
 

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