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Beto Surges To The Lead For Governor Of Texas In Poll Of Californians

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  4 years ago  •  14 comments

Beto Surges To The Lead For Governor Of Texas In Poll Of Californians
O'Rourke is polling at the front of the pack, being an incredibly popular candidate to become governor of Texas.

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CALIFORNIA—Beto O'Rourke has surged to the front of the Texas gubernatorial race according to a recent poll of Californians.

O'Rourke is polling at the front of the pack, being an incredibly popular candidate to become governor of Texas. Not, of course, among people who live in Texas, but he's very well liked in California. While he'd be at the back of the pack in Texas, over 60% of Californians say they would vote for him as governor of Texas if they lived in Texas.

"This is great news for Beto," said one CNN anchor. "I mean, it would be. If he were running for governor of California. He's not. He's running for governor of Texas. So. You know. It doesn't really help him there. But it must make him feel really good. So there's that."

At publishing time, Democrats had proposed allowing Californians to vote in Texas, a proposal that was wildly popular in California, but sadly, not in Texas, where the proposal will be voted on.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    4 years ago

"LET'S GO BETO"   jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2  Ed-NavDoc    4 years ago

Of course Mr "I'm coming for your guns!" Beto O'Rourk is popular with the California crowd, but I don't see him having much luck with Texans! Too many Texans prefer to keep their guns.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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2.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2    4 years ago

He’s not at all popular in my part of California!  Here we prefer Abbott to our own gun grabbing Newscum.  

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  XXJefferson51 @2.1    4 years ago

Beto is a laughing stock among the Hispanic community in my neck of the woods along the AZ/Mexico border, many of whom own and/or carry firearms.

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
4  squiggy    4 years ago

Well if the Caifornianites move to Texas, and Texas pulls a New York and allows drifters to vote... then there's still a chance they could fuck up another state.

 
 
 
GregTx
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4.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  squiggy @4    4 years ago
Texas pulls a New York and allows drifters to vote..

fuhgeddaboudit, nevah gonna happen...

 
 
 
Tacos!
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5  Tacos!    4 years ago

I don’t know what our residency requirements are for governor, but I bet if this crazy MexiIrishman moved to California, he could get elected governor. No sweat.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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7  Vic Eldred    4 years ago

All hail the fake Hispanic, who was "born to run!"

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
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8  Nowhere Man    4 years ago

ABSOLUTLY GREAT SEED!!!  I needed a good laugh!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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9  Buzz of the Orient    4 years ago

This makes me think of posting a poll to see how many people in Liechtenstein would want me to be Prime Minister of Canada. 

 
 

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