A Little Political Humour
A Little Political Humour
Donald Trump and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu Sadhu, had car trouble in the countryside, before they asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening." With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There, from the barn, stood the Rabbi. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes them to be unclean animals." His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later, the scene reoccurs, after another knock on the door. "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn and in my country, cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!" Well, that leaves only Donald Trump to make the change. He grumbled and complained but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer's door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood.... the pig and the cow.
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that's a ripper !!!!
Yep. We Canucks and Aussies can laugh, but not all Yanks will.
Evening..I am killing myself laughing....🐨🐨
If you lose your sense of humour then you are stuffed...no matter what country you live in..🦘🦘🦘
The three of us can safely laugh at that joke - none of us is an American.
Absolutely, in fact they vote for them.