A Naughty Joke
Black Panties
Ann had lost her husband almost four years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Ann said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet.."
Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,
he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont ..
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom ..
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
Tags
Who is online
259 visitors
Another joke emailed to me by my 91 year old brother. At his age, it's great that he can even still understand this joke.
I guess those memes would be funnier if my brother's wife hadn't died from cancer about 6 years ago.
[Deleted]
I took this as a philosophical treatise on Grievance. I fail to see the humor, but I like the title, "Panties In Black".
It would make a great song!
Do you sing? I did when I was in Sing-Sing. that's how I got out! If only I had known about "PANTIES IN BLACK", I could have been released a decade earlier.
Oh, Well. Hells Bells, that's what friends are for...and, loans.
Thanks, friend...and by the way...
Easy, Jim, don't bust a blood vessel. LOL
Thank you, al Jizzerror. I will NEVER eat chicken again.
Good one
A good laugh.
Can you, in all seriousness, say that you had a "BAD LAUGH"?
Never, but they could be a lesser or greater laugh.
Black Panties
LOL
Yes, yes...so where is the PUNCH LINE?
I haven't got all day. I have been standing in line for 12 hours waiting to be punched, damn it, get on with it.
My "Black Panties" are slipping down, down, down...from the Florida heat, that or Donnie is acting up again.
Have you no mercy?
Send me PUNCH, the HELL with JUDY.
DeSatan has decreed that NO ONE is to give people in line water, or anything to drink, or, so I am told by one of my many hallucinations.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
I saw something the other night that Barbie is named after the daughter of the person who developed the doll. Ken is named after Barbie's BROTHER.
Yikes!
I did not know Barbie is from West Virginia.
Keeping it all in the family.
It's all relative.
Oh, that is why there are no offspring.
What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Both have a wet nose.
Oooooo. That's getting kind of deep.
And the nose knows.
I'm sure you're familiar with "WAP."
And as I said above, the nose knows.
Please explain or describe that YouTube to me, or I will delete your comment.
The meme in comment 6.2.1 mentions "a whiff of her WAP."
The YouTube video ( 6.2.2 ) is the Official Music Video WAP feat by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion which contains the scientific explanation of WAP.
Please notice that the YouTube clip was "voted up" by Charger (who is an illustrious NT site moderator).
Why would you delete a YouTube clip that you can't even view?
This article tells a semi-dirty joke.
I've responded with semi-dirty memes (and a video).
If you decide to censor my content, I will gladly stop participating on your threads.
CENSORSHIT is where I am at. "When I am all choked up, all I want to be is where you are snack"...er..." at"!
Do you think Lady GaGa wears Black Panties? I did when I was in the Army.
It kept away the crabs, cooties, and that kinky, left-handed, Lieutenant, who kept smiling at me.
Yes, life can be dangerous without your BLACK PANTIES.
All righty, now... let's sing it out loud! You first, Buzz, you started it!
What YouTube?
I ain't got no YouTube. I have a Tube of Toothpaste that I was saving for Dental Hygiene Day, but that is next month.
I think it's well known that I'm unable to open YouTubes. This is my article and I am obligated to moderate the comments posted on it. Virtually everyone except you has complied with my request when this situation arises without complaint, except you. All I asked you to do was describe it, which you did. All I did was warn you that if you didn't describe it I would delete it, but you did and I was satisfied, but NOT satisfied with your THREAT - THAT was uncalled for. Note that I did NOT complain about your lovely meme although it is entirely off topic but I'll let it stand for a good reason.
I seem to have lost my voice.
Really?
I have a wet hose.
Friends, Fellow News Talkers.communists, have you noticed how "touchy" MAGA-LOONS have become? They should scratch more.