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How will TRUMP leave the Whitehouse? Headfirst, or, in a BOX?

How will TRUMP leave the Whitehouse? Headfirst, or, in a BOX?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  18 comments  •  36 minutes ago
In my mind's eye, the left one, I envision Trump being dragged down the steps of the Whitehouse and tossed into the streets of Washington, D.C., unceremoniously, like the White Neo-Nazi Trash that he is. How do you see Trump's end unfolding? Is there a favorite image seared into your mind of the End of This Nightmare of Criminality that you are unable to extricate? Perhaps, one that...
Jun 27 9:02am @16.1 Thanks, CB: I get so few comments that I think I am hallucinating.
Jun 23 9:55am @15 I prefer handcuffed and headed for the trial! What say you?
Jun 22 11:35am @14
Jun 22 6:47am @13 A less costly, more practical way has been suggested:  Take Trump out with the GARBAGE!
Jun 21 2:21pm @12
Jun 21 10:24am @11 Oh, this most recent EDIT is so much better. What say you?
Jun 19 10:07am @9 Yesterday, as I strolled thru Central Park West, a stranger, wearing a MAGA hat, approached me, grabbed his crotch and shouted, "Suck This, Lib!"Startled I replied, "Sorry, I am not at work. I am...
Jun 19 9:59am @8 In case you did not know it, "I suck". I must because that is the favorite rejoiner that Trump Supporters use when responding to one of my Opuses:  "You SUCK!!!"I trust that that is not a...
Jun 19 8:00am @7 Of course, I don't have to go. I could stay around and poke at you all day until you WOKE UP! We have a WORLD to save.
Jun 19 7:59am @6 Well, when I am gone, the world will say, just as they did on Newsvine.com, "He's gone!"
Jun 19 7:55am @5 Well, it is T R U E. It is already 7:51 AM and y'll are still snoring your arses off. I am really ashamed of you, CB!  How could you leave me out here all alone with these "vipers"?Have you no...
Jun 19 7:40am @4 [deleted]
Jun 19 7:35am @3 You lazy loaves of a half-baked break! It is already 7:33 AM.Here, I will get you started.
Jun 19 7:29am @2 Hey, listen up, damn it! I don't do this for the fun of it. Get up! It is 7:27 A.M., time is a-wastin!Start postin'.
Jun 19 7:26am @1 We must prepare. A nation that is too scared to prepare. Is a nation in shambles?I don't want to be in "shambles". I wore that dress last week to the "National Press Club's Roast", and everyone...
Mueller Report

Mueller Report


By: Steve Ott  •  150 comments  •  2 days ago
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5955210-Redacted-Mueller-Report.html This is a link to a searchable version of the report. Please read and educate yourself.
Jun 25 8:49am @1.1.7 Following for Trump's Lies is akin to believing the propaganda that Hitler preached.Trump is an International Crook. Read the Mueller Report. Taking whacks at it to support an unsupportable...
Jun 23 9:54am @6.1.41 "Ball-less-ness" in CONGRESS is on full display on the other side of the aisle, "The Republicans" side.The GOP has become the Government of Putin.
A Bill  Before Congress, "Blow Before You Vote" may PREVENT FUTURE WARS!

A Bill Before Congress, "Blow Before You Vote" may PREVENT FUTURE WARS!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  8 comments  •  3 days ago
How To Change Congress in a JIFFY? Grease the Skids! Simply put, folks, my proposal, " BLOW BEFORE YOU VOTE " bill, now, making the rounds of Republican's favorites stomping grounds, "Gay Bars" in Washington, D. C, where successful lobbyists meet up with unsuccessful politicians to get things done. This report was not vetted by our top "sauce," Steve Bunions, the former, high-level...
Jun 24 4:15pm @5 No, Padre Bear, she thinks that we are celebrating our 43rd year of matrimony on June 12, 2019. Send cash, no damn cards. Thank you!
Jun 04 7:45pm @2.2 Our plan call for a device, like a breathalizer attached to a car ignition that requires that Drunk Drivers BLOW BEFORE THEY GO!Our research has confirmed that everyone in Congress is DRUNK on...
Is America at WAR with RUSSIA?  Or, the Republican Party?

Is America at WAR with RUSSIA? Or, the Republican Party?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  56 comments  •  3 days ago
Are we at War with Russia? Republicans have REFUSED to do anything about Russia's proven interference in our past election. Republicans have REFUSED to do anything about the SLAUGHTER of our Children In Schools! Except for suggesting we arm kids. Republicans have REFUSED to stop the pathological liar Trump from polluting our airways daily with a steady diet of...
Jun 24 1:45pm @7 And, still, they believe.
Jun 24 1:44pm @1.2.23 They are everywhere, even in your underwear. Beware, get patted down, daily, perhaps, hourly, if one is voluptuous.
Jun 09 1:44pm @3.1.7 We are "way past" defeat!
Jun 09 1:44pm @3.1.6 Really, look at the statistics from Japan, New Zealand, Great Britain, Germany, most of Europe, Australia and, of course, RUSSIA.GUN LAWS WORK! They are absolutely necessary and make sense, just as...
Jun 09 1:10pm @6 I try, really, I do to go out of my way, not to offend anyone, even, if they are really, really, really DUMB!
Jun 09 1:08pm @1.2.22 I like fudge!
Jun 02 9:04pm @5 Actually, the meat of the Article's content is in the comment section. They are interrelated, like the "Poorly Educated" and Trump!
Supporting Democrats is supporting 2-year olds throwing a tantrum

Supporting Democrats is supporting 2-year olds throwing a tantrum


By: tomwcraig  •  58 comments  •  3 days ago
(Picture was downloaded from Bing image search and according to link was from slate.com) The picture to this article represents the Democratic Party since the release of the summary of the Mueller report, and in particular since the leak of the letter Mueller wrote complaining about the lack of context in the summary by AG Barr.  A summary is not supposed to give full context of a report...
Jun 24 11:40am @9 HATE IS CONTAGIOUS. Try not to catch it. It is not a redeeming quality! - Wm Shakesit
Jun 24 11:37am @1.2.8 Mueller held a 9 minute Press Conference on the day he officially resigned that clearly thumped its noses at Barr and Trump.Both Trump and Barr are notorious LIARS, abusers of power, and, are using...
Jun 24 11:29am @1.1.2 Loyalty is an admirable quality, but, as demonstrated in the Nuremberg trial it is not an excuse for WAR CRIME.At this moment in time, we have a CRIMINAL in the WH, with a lifetime of illegal...
60 MINUTES to air TOPLESS INTERVIEW with Stormy Daniels, This Sunday!

60 MINUTES to air TOPLESS INTERVIEW with Stormy Daniels, This Sunday!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  15 comments  •  4 days ago
In an all-out battle for ratings, FOX TV NETWORK FAUX NEWS and 60 MINUTES , according to our sauces, are in a "death match" to determines who wins the title of "Top Dog", a prestigious award each year to the network that aired the sleaziest program. Fox has consistently won this, year after year, with their highly successful broadcast model known professionally, as "TITS & ASSES"!...
Jun 23 4:13pm @8 NEWS FLASH:This just in:  Stormy Daniels and KFC have just teamed up to open a series of Stormy Daniels Restaurants, tentatively named, "Story's Legs & Breast - All You Can Eat Bar &...
Jun 23 4:08pm @7.1 Actually, the "Cheeto Crumbs" is a very expensive add-on to the main entre!
Jun 23 4:05pm @6.1 You got me there. Secretly, I want to be surrounded by HO REPORTERS!
Are Republicans really the party of civil rights in the 1960s?

Are Republicans really the party of civil rights in the 1960s?


Via: JohnRussell  •  143 comments  •  15 hours ago
This is, if I remember correctly, the EIGHTH time I have posted this article on Newstalkers, although not always as a seed. There , sadly, has been a relatively frequent need to post it, because there seems to be a never ending supply of republicans and conservatives who don't understand it and go off giving misinformation. It has been happening the past few days again. I won't name names,...
Jun 22 2:21pm @1.1 The South is home to Right Wing Conservative, Evangelical Faux Christian Republicans, a hostile angry contingency still upset about the outcome of the Civil War.Anger turns into HATE in time.
Jun 22 2:07pm @5.1.3 Conservatives, George Washington said, since the formation of this country, have been "nothing but headache"s, complainers and opportunists.General George Washington complained to Alexander...
Talking With Yourself Is Preferable to Talking To A Trump Supporter!

Talking With Yourself Is Preferable to Talking To A Trump Supporter!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  12 comments  •  6 days ago
Hi, Eat the Press - Do Not Read It, readers, I am John K Roberts , not, my alter selves:  Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", or, "The Reverend Oral Fleece, Straight From the Street & Not from the Police", nor, the many other personaes that I employ to keep creditors at bay. It is a gift, I suppose, having so many personalities percolating in my head. When we got our first TV...
Jun 21 2:35pm @4.2 Badfish, "Hand of DOOM, there are only a few things that I will not cotton to, here, on the "Less Than Prestigious" EAT THE PRESS-DO NOT WIPE YOUR BUN WITH IT!And, abusing one's  HAND is high on...
Jun 21 2:25pm @3.3 "I am talkin' to you, Pu**". Robert DeNiro in Taxi
Jun 21 2:24pm @2.1 I noticed It is ME. I can hear you all the way to Mildew, Ohio.
Jun 17 8:22am @3.2 No, how rude of you to interrupt us. I was talking to myself.
Why I am a Trump Supporter! Iam Stupid!

Why I am a Trump Supporter! Iam Stupid!


Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  19 comments  •  one week ago
Folks always ask me, "Why are you a Trump supporter, Stupid?" And, I never know exactly how to respond because, I am stupid, and, proud of it. So, I just punch them in the face, which they seem to savor. I would kick them in the groin, but, I am not a sexual pervert, that way.  However, when reality sat and the cost of the "fines for disorderly conduct" became too expensive to pay on my...
Jun 19 11:50am @16 Is it as good for you, as it was for me? I am still basking in the "afterglow". Are you?
Jun 19 11:50am @15 Perverts are people, too!
Jun 19 11:49am @14 All "snarky" comment submitted with your monthly "tithe" will be read first, the others will be burn. The smoke you smell is our dedicated staff at work. Please, do not discuss any of these...
Jun 16 8:10pm @13 I am not who you think I am. I am far worse. - Winnie The Pooh
Jun 16 8:03pm @12 Once again, having no life, I took to editing this Tome, with the hope that if I cleaned it up, someone might make sense out of it, and, explain it to me in a post.
Jun 11 8:40am @11 Yesterday, I thought about it, also.
Jun 09 4:23pm @10 I am thinking about growing a beard. 
Jun 08 8:55am @9 People who see things first, then, comment on them are COWARDS!
Jun 08 8:54am @8 I haven't seen it. But it is "wonderful"!
Jun 05 12:28pm @7.1.1 Dean Moriarty, I am not certain who you are referring to, Trump, the International Disgrace, or, me, the author of this "pieces of intestinal junk".I write from instinct, not, data, research, nor,...
Jun 05 12:24pm @7.2 Have you seen the Episode about the Navy pilots that encountered a cylinder UFO that was captured on the radar within their plane? Cmdr Mellon, an heir of the Mellon family has formed a research...
Jun 05 6:31am @6 https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/?t=15
Jun 04 11:03am @4 I keep getting a popup that read:  "Please use Control + V to post a video."Does that mean hold down the "Ctrl" key, press the "+", then, the "V" key? Or, does it mean, as I suspect, "Go to Hell"?...
Jun 02 8:27pm @3 Currently, Dr. Jeckel and I are planning a "Hollywood Styled Premier" of Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"(mine) classified Videos for an early Summer release in Botswana.Therefore, for my...
Jun 02 8:05pm @2 The substance of my Artistic Posts is never in the content. It is hidden in the comment section where I might embed subliminal messages.https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/
Jun 02 8:03pm @1 A picture is worth a thousand words. A video is worth more. - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo
Welcome To My Coming Out Party

Welcome To My Coming Out Party


Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  121 comments  •  one week ago
For 77.6.16 years, like, perhaps, many of you, girls, I hid in the CLOSET, afraid to come out. But, not anymore. Today is the day!  Welcome to my Coming Out Party. Gifts, particularly large amounts of "cash" is always appreciated at these events.  Since I was a young lad, about nine years old. I knew I was destined for the "closet". I practiced when my folks and siblings were out of the...
Jun 19 6:55am @4.3 No, it is Fester Brook, Foster's half brother.
Jun 19 6:51am @11.1.31 I listen to Paul Harvey in "rapture". I had forgotten how gifted he wrote.Thanks for that memory!You are a good friend. I need one. Mine have all gone, gone . . . resting on the hill. I too will...
Jun 14 5:28pm @15.1.1 Hell, if I know. I edited for the 5th time, earlier today, perhaps, I did not update it when I closed the page.The damn thing is gone. I was just getting comfortable with it, too.Freakin' Russian...
Jun 14 5:15pm @11.1.29 https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1924070950982925/?t=0This is the link to my video, WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT PARTY - As a Liberal!
Jun 10 7:25pm @11.1.27 That is good for me, Bro.
Jun 10 7:18pm @15 Thank you, as one "artista grafico", to another. I appreciate the "attaboy. C.B., would you do me a favor and re-read my article, "Eat The Press - Do Not Read, Unmasked by its publisher".I edited...
Jun 10 4:37pm @14
Jun 10 4:35pm @11.1.25
Jun 10 4:33pm @13
Jun 10 4:32pm @7.2.23 Correct. No one stole it. The ELECTION was a gift With Love From Russia.
Jun 08 1:59pm @11.1.9 The Alerts has gone out. Reinforcement coming, soon. Hold on, the Red Bots are retreating."The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is . . ." Russian Interference with our elections!
Jun 08 1:56pm @11.1.8 My understanding that the powers that be, here, do not allow any contact with FB, TWITTER, etc. What are they afraid of, cross contamination.
Jun 06 1:18pm @11.1.5 CB:  What is up with TheNewsTalkers.com? They certainly seem to have become much more Conservative.Two of my articles are now "locked" for frivolous alleged infractions of the CoC.Even Halpern...
Jun 06 12:54pm @7.2.20 Dave 2693993, I write SATIRE, not journalism. My header explains that we, "EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT", is the original FAKE NEWS, we are so fake we just make CRAP UP!I appreciate your issues,...
Jun 06 12:47pm @7.2.19 My goal is 10 more years, so, my grandchildren will be in college and hopefully carving out a path for themselves, while I soar through the Universe looking for my next adventure, after,...
Jun 06 6:30am @7.2.17 When Trump is drug down the WH steps, who will I have left to skewer?
Jun 05 10:05pm @4.1.4 Trump University fine $24 MILLION and forced to close because it was a SCAM.Trump Foundation forced to close because it was a SCAM and using non-profit funds for personal use by "the Donald".The...
Jun 05 7:57am @11.1.3 I started at the WTF moment. The problem is I create these videos on Facebook, under the "GO LIVE" TAG, and post them on FB.I am unable to share them with YouTube, which would allow me to embed...
Jun 05 7:52am @7.2.16 Have you read the Mueller Report?What would you call it when a foreign power worked to install a candidate? The Trump administration continues to do favors for Putin. An entire Russian Intelligence...
Jun 05 7:46am @4.1.2 Apparently, this new brand of Conservative Christian Republicans is embracing PUTIN and Kim Jong-Un. Are they dead?
Jun 05 7:44am @5.1.8 Coma, or, comma? Perhaps, both!
Jun 03 9:40am @11.1.1 Hey, thanks for the link. I printed it out and am now hiring a team of "Geeks" to help me interpret it. Unfortunately, they sent me a team of GREEKS. All they do is drink wine at my expense and...
Jun 03 9:32am @7.2.13 CB:  Since the moment this POS was conceived the media has been all over his case. However, the public is, unfortunately, too damn busy scraping by trying to put food on the table to delve into his...
Jun 03 9:25am @7.2.12 My choice for a 2020 win is a Biden/Kamala Harris ticket, with Joe being the "Ronald MacDonald Greeter" and Kamala Harris, the power behind the throne.Biden will do one term, if that, leaving the...
Jun 02 3:08pm @7.2.8 I agree, the evidence is clear Trump and the Republican hypocrites stole the election with the help of Russia, Wikileaks and $45 million dollars of Republicans investigations into Hillary's use of...
Jun 02 8:35am @9.1.3 Thanks for the "heads up". Insider information is always helpful. For example, my post are biodegradable derived from pure "Natural Gas"!
Jun 01 8:58pm @11 https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1924070950982925/?t=15Would someone advise me on how to share this video to my video file on The NewsTalkers.com?
Jun 01 8:56pm @9.1.1 Try this link. I am having difficulty uploading a video that I made LIVE on FB for any other site.Nor, am I certain how to save it in my video file.Anyway, here is the...
Jun 01 8:46pm @7.2.5 CB: You hit a home run with that rip. We are in a battle for the soul of this nation, and, there are too many sitting on the sidelines with their hands over their eyes as the Destroyers march by in...
Jun 01 3:51pm @7.2.2 On every site I post, it is always Red Neck, Loose Lipped, Vulgar Re-Puritans that get their panties in a knot and run to "Mommie" with a complaint.They are brain dead cowards afraid that being...
Jun 01 3:44pm @7.1.2 You are hired as my agent/mgr., 20% of the proceeds. Get to work!
Jun 01 3:43pm @3.1.4
Jun 01 3:40pm @3.1.3 That is what we need, "a pussy grabbing president that doesn't read, shoots from the lips, ignores his staff and advisers and golf every damn week-end at one of his properties cost taxpayers over...
Jun 01 10:59am @1.1.3 Beware:  It is spreading, soon everyone will be NUTS!
Mildew, Ohio, a lovely, nearly all torn down, community of misfits is now focusing on Dogs Without Their Tags, over Homeless Drug Addicts Seeping Into Our Town Like a Plague of  Locusts

Mildew, Ohio, a lovely, nearly all torn down, community of misfits is now focusing on Dogs Without Their Tags, over Homeless Drug Addicts Seeping Into Our Town Like a Plague of Locusts


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  9 comments  •  one week ago
Today, I had breakfast with my friend Joe, who is 74, retired, has a dog, as I previously did, and likes to get his "breakfast fix" at Mickey "D's." We have many things in common; Joe is an "artist." I am a "con-artist," some claim. Joe taught Art in the Dayton Public Schools System, and, I taught Drama, there, as well, until, I discovered that I dislike rude, arrogant teenager that...
Jun 18 6:13am @4 Because when one is small one does things on that level, but, when one is big, the world is changed. One must change with the reality of the world. This is not 1789, dig! It's 2019, things have...
The Big Question for the Fed This Week: Did We Make a Mistake?

The Big Question for the Fed This Week: Did We Make a Mistake?


Via: Bob Nelson  •  33 comments  •  one week ago
Central bankers pride themselves on being the grown-ups of economic policy. They want it known they’re basing their decisions on sound economics rather than political considerations. They wish not to be pushed around by what traders in financial markets and cable news pundits want. Or even by the president of the United States. Jerome Powell, the Fed chief, has told colleagues...
Jun 17 9:50pm @2.2 "..."
Eat the Press - Do Not Read It!  We are the "original fake news". We are so fake we just make it up!

Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! We are the "original fake news". We are so fake we just make it up!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  32 comments  •  one week ago
Some of you, with faulty memories, may remember us from our days together, either, in Facebook Jail, where we distinguished ourselves by "whining and sucking our thumbs", or, on the Newsvine.com .site, which we helped to destroy with our numerous posts, where we "complained, complained and complained some more until we got our way". Remember, Newsviners, and, closet FB posters?...
Jun 17 6:21pm @17 Will someone, please, stop me?
Jun 15 8:07am @16 When are you going to STFU? Reply:  "I can't! I am as NUTS as Trump is".Thank you very much. That was helpful."You are welcome."
Jun 08 4:40pm @15 Every now, and, again, almost daily, I go back and edit my thesis, because I have no life.I trust it reads a little better, yet, continues to make no sense.
Jun 02 11:50am @14 If ONLY I could find an "outlet" that didn't shock. I might post my "junk" there, instead, of here, before the gathered few.Any suggestions?
Jun 02 11:47am @1.1.4 Well, I have some spare change that I mugged from a homeless man.  Would you invest it for me? I don't want to touch it.
Jun 02 8:25am @13 If you ain't got no "fee", I betcha your neighbor does.
Jun 02 8:24am @12 No, bb-l, as a fellow "Stable Genius, you and I know that we are in a Special Class for a reason, Regardless of what the other "students say about us, we know that we are 'SPECIAL'.Remember, if you...
Jun 02 8:16am @10.1 Actually, if one reads between the lines, one will see a subliminal ad for "Nike Golf shoes", endorsed by the Traitor, Trump, that helps one cheat at golf, with or without one's golf shoes.It is...
Jun 02 7:59am @1.2.2 Thanks, Greg Jones!  I know if anyone knows "boring" it would be you.BTW:  While living in one of Dayton, Ohio's numerous historic district, I worked on Reagan's election campaign and served as the...
Jun 01 6:52pm @8.1 Yes, it does Vic Eldred, but, this time around the bend it's on the foot of the Republicans and the tongue of Donald J. Trump! Wouldn't you agree?BTW:  Thanks for posting that. It was enjoyable to...
Jun 01 6:49pm @1.1.2 Well, now, that is where we start having the "conversation" about membership dues in CHAOS Ain't All Bad.We accept nickels even wooden ones, antique teeth, combs with no cooties, and some teeth,...
Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?

Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  35 comments  •  one week ago
DISCLAIMER:  Warning Fellow NewsTalkers.com, this Epistle is ripe with "Man Talk".  Manly, Man-Talk is kicked about "cheer". We don't cotton, like our hero, Swatzenagger, to "Girlie Man" talk about flowers, birds, and suck, even, though, I am a "girlie man", and, proud of it.  Are you a girlie man? Please, join us on this, the Debate of Fools page. We want to hear from you, no...
Jun 17 11:36am @11 I once had sex with a Trump supporter. She screamed out so loud it broke my eardrum:"Donald, you orange Baboon, thrust it like a wild man, but, whatever you do, don't burst my SILICONE TITS. I need...
Jun 17 11:23am @9.1.6 What the "freakin' frack" are you smokin', CB? Asking Republicans to give a "rat's patootie" about anything, other than making money in a dishonest manner is akin to sticking your arm up a hungry...
Jun 17 11:15am @7.1.4 Just getting the parameter straight.Hey, is there a way to post these CLASSIC EDUCATIONAL TOMES to "Discussion Groups, or, carve them on the walls of Men's Room for additional distribution?I only...
Jun 17 10:46am @9.1.3 That is good news. I am hearing that more and more often, as well.I was once a Republican, but, I have been a bit of everything:An Atheist turned Agnostic, an "Orthodox Druid", solely for the...
Jun 17 10:38am @9.1.2 I hear you, Brother CB, and, as "Clinton, the Pus*y Man", says, "I feel ya". I feel the same hurt, the same disgust, the same disbelief, "How did this MotherFu*ker get elected?"Are we living in an...
Jun 17 10:34am @9.2 I cannot either. I have a few, too, few to mention, friends that are "still" TRUMP SUPPORTERS. They don't get it.I am constantly shocked at how successful some of them are. They are not dumb...
Jun 17 10:29am @8.1.1 Not that I want to "kill him" (Trump). I prefer, like Nancy Pelosi, that "hot number" in the House of Representatives, to "SEE TRUMP IN PRISON".
Jun 17 10:27am @7.1.2 "All Rightie, then", as Jim Carney says. I will try that, CB.Again, thanks for speaking to me. Most folks, are to frighten. They think I will bite. I never bite on the first date.
Jun 17 10:24am @2.1.2 Is there an icon that lets me correct the mistyping in my comments. It appears that the "On-set of Alzheimer'"s that I have recently been diagnosed is wanting to express itself, too, in very...
Jun 16 6:53pm @8.2 I saw one video promo with the POS in the WH and Stepapadopoulos peeing all over the Commander-In-Madness. I would like to see it.But, Trump makes me "hurl"!
Jun 16 6:50pm @7.1 Gracias, Amigo. BTW, I found my lost article. It is the one that is on the FRONT OF MY PAGE, of Eat The Press - Do Not Read It.When I click on the icon for "My Articles", it doesn't show up,...
Jun 16 6:39pm @8.1 Shut Trump out, as he has shut out the PRESS. That will kill him!
Jun 16 2:00pm @6 I often feel like Cassandra, from the Greek Legions, who could see the future with the gift bestowed upon her by a Greek god, but, was condemned to never to be believed because somehow, she had...
Jun 15 5:30pm @5 Just because your teeth decayed doesn't mean your mind should, too.
Jun 15 5:28pm @4 It isn't that I HATE Trump. I just don't think that we should elevate known criminals, child sex-predators, cheaters and liars to the highest office in the land. They should stay in Congress.
Jun 15 5:26pm @3 Wow, I just can't believe so many of you commented on this post on Trump's Birthday, June 14, 2019, then, recanted and deleted them due to their pledge to remain silent on that Soiled Day.Well,...
Jun 14 2:54pm @2 I know that today is the Dumpster's birthday, so many conscientious objectors, are not posting anything about the POS in the WH, but, I have a question.How does one communicate directly to Perrie...
Jun 13 9:01am @1 I, personally, think that this so-called "Article" is a piece of trash! The author should be "horsewhipped" for flagrantly "DISRESPECTING" OUR "illegally" installed POTUS. Trump was appointed by...
AOC signals she'd support Biden if he was Dem nominee: 'Absolutely' must beat Trump

AOC signals she'd support Biden if he was Dem nominee: 'Absolutely' must beat Trump


By: JohnRussell  •  6 comments  •  one week ago
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez shone in her first Sunday morning news program interview. She was clear, to the point, energetic, and likable. She's going to be a big force in American politics for a long time to come. 
Jun 17 6:48am @1.2 I do, too. She is a surprise, creative, dedicated and smart.  As far as Biden, I would like to see a BIDEN/KAMALA HARRIS ticket for the win in 2020. In my view, Biden will run only for one term, if...
 This viral Schwarzenegger deepfake isn't just entertaining. It's a warning.

This viral Schwarzenegger deepfake isn't just entertaining. It's a warning.


Via: Perrie Halpern R.A.  •  13 comments  •  one week ago
By   Ben Collins The video starts like dozens of others on YouTube — with former “Saturday Night Live” star Bill Hader offering up a celebrity impression, this time of Arnold Schwarzenegger. The impression is spot-on, but that’s not why the video has   almost 6 million views   in the last month. About ten seconds into the video, Hader’s face slowly, almost imperceptibly starts to...
Jun 16 9:17am @1.3 Since the beginning of time, Charlatans, Shamans, priests, and playwrights have been playing tricks on our eyes to get at our brain.It is a non-issue, the real Faker, Charlatan, Misdirector is in...
Physicists reverse time using quantum computer

Physicists reverse time using quantum computer


Via: Larry Hampton  •  46 comments  •  one week ago
Researchers from the Moscow Institute of Physics and Technology teamed up with colleagues from the U.S. and Switzerland and returned the state of a quantum computer a fraction of a second into the past. They also calculated the probability that an electron in empty interstellar space will spontaneously travel back into its recent past. The  study  is published in  Scientific Reports .
Jun 15 8:42am @5 Truthfully, I did Travel Through Space & Time on a peyote trip in the early 1970s and fell through the Center of the Universe. I flipped head over heel, at a delightful speed. Stopped!Heard...
Jun 15 8:29am @1.1 Did, I get that right, Larry Hampton, I may be in two places at once if you stare at me?
ABC News Interview Airing Sunday Night Makes Trump look bad

ABC News Interview Airing Sunday Night Makes Trump look bad


By: JohnRussell  •  41 comments  •  2 weeks ago
Not new, and not news to those who have observed the past 3 or 4 years,  but still one gets the feeling that George Stephanopolous' ABC News interview with President Trump, which will air in it's entirety as a prime time special this Sunday night, is going to show Trump in a particularly bad light.  George S. spent time with Trump in Iowa and at the White House for the interview which...
Jun 14 4:07pm @2.1.5 Ronin2, from your response, I gather that you are a Trump supporter with Regrets.Throwing your vote away on a Third-Party candidate, in your case, maybe a wise choice.
Jun 14 3:58pm @1.3.1 Stephanapolous is a little shorter than I am, approximately 5'5". No one knows how tall Trump is. He lies about everything. His weight, his tan, his hair, his academic standing at Wharton Business...
Jun 14 3:52pm @1.4 There are a lot of things I would like to stick into the front of Trump's face, but, a microphone is not one. If someone does not know by now, that this POS in the WH is nuts, a pathological liar...
Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars

Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  133 comments  •  2 weeks ago
Ladies, and, Up and Coming College Freshwoman: If you are ambitious and cannot wait to become "famous and rich", then, this "self-help article" is for you. Most of us "wannabe tramps" want to become "rich and famous bitches", like the "Housewives of Atlanta", by the fastest means possible, don't we? Well, then, Tramps, here, are some helpful tips to boost your career from a young...
Jun 13 5:04am @16 Editorial Note:  Most, if not all of the salacious information reporter here, has been vetted by Rhesus Monkeys, and is known to as factual as Fox TV Nut Work News. - Management
Jun 11 7:25pm @6.2.4 It Is Me:  Everyone is entitled to their own "opinion", but, not their own "facts".Obama inherited a collapsing economy that was on the brink of causing a WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION.Obama was the first...
Jun 11 7:06pm @3.3 Kathleen: Exposing the "Truth takes courage". Repeating Fox TV Network "Liars-Liars" Conservative Republican TALKING POINT is only cowardly, but, extremely naive. One innate racism is something...
Jun 11 7:00pm @2.1.5 Michelle Obama is not a PORN STAR. She is an attorney, who provided the funds for the family, which enabled her husband to dedicate his life to helping others.Michelle did not, nor, does she need...
Jun 11 3:51pm @10.5 Tacos! Shinning a bright light on a B.S. ARTIST is not a misogynist act. It is vetting. Trump supporters need to find the courage to face the truth about Trump,  the Trump family members, and the...
Jun 11 3:46pm @7.4 However, she was a terrible Sex Porn film Star in Europe, but, a good mother to Trump children from his first wife.
Jun 11 3:44pm @6.2.2 There is no comparison between Trump and Obama. Trump compares more with Jimmy Hoffa, or, Larry Flynt, owner of Hustler magazine.
Jun 11 3:41pm @6.3 A good person, at heart?
Jun 11 3:39pm @5.3 "A good person at heart"? Melania lied on her resume about graduating with a degree in architecture for Slovenia University. Actually, JohnRussell, she dropped out of that university to become a...
Jun 11 3:21pm @3.2 Melania claimed to be a graduate from Slovenia University. She dropped out after her Fresh-woman year to become a PORN STAR. For over a decade she was the leading Porn Star, like Stormy Daniels, in...
Jun 11 3:09pm @2.2 No doubt, she would look better on your arm, than sitting behind Trump, like his pet dog.
Jun 11 3:07pm @1.2.2 Yes, devangelical, I remember how Barbara Bush was always taking off her clothes to get attention. H. W, her husband, was having an affair with a staffer for 12 years, but, of course, Republicans...
Jun 11 3:03pm @1.3 No, not an atheist.
Jun 11 11:08am @14.1 Like, maybe, make $24 million dollars as a consultant on Trumps' Inauguration Party?
Jun 11 11:06am @15 "Be Best Boob Job", today, received an $80 MILLION Small Business Grant as a new "Start-Up Business"."The Donald" knows how to make that C A S H!"Be Best"!
Will They Ever Leave Him Alone? Christian Baker Jack Phillips Is Being Sued—Again

Will They Ever Leave Him Alone? Christian Baker Jack Phillips Is Being Sued—Again


Via: XXJefferson#51  •  319 comments  •  one week ago
Remember Jack Phillips, the Christian baker from Colorado who was sued for refusing to make a cake for a gay wedding? He's being sued again, for the third time, by the same lawyer who tried and failed to take him down last time. CBS Denver: Attorneys for a Denver woman greased the pan for yet another legal battle against a Lakewood bakery already burned around the edges from a series...
Jun 12 6:33am @2.1.4 Oh, yes, now, that you mentioned it, I do remember that this is the 12 Commandment, right after the one allowing Lot to have sex with his daughters.
Jun 12 6:30am @1.6 This legal argument has nothing to do with religion. It is about discrimination based on one's so-called religious views.The Founding Fathers of the Constitution were well aware of the Tyranny of...
WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!

WELCOME TO MY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  17 comments  •  3 weeks ago
Why Hide In the Closet? It stinks in there! CAUTION:  Big Boy language slung about "Chere"!  If you are queer that way, and, are offended by words , but, not by deeds, please, by all means available, speed, speed away from "Chere." - Thank you, Management! Friends, Romans, Countrymen, and, fellow Lesbians, you, all are INVITED to My "COMING OUT PARTY"! Finally, after all...
Jun 09 9:24am @7.1.8 Yes, it is true, everyone in his was "gay". Even Cleopatra and Julius Ceasar, but, not Anthony, or, so I am told.Be careful. Do not sit by anyone that is. It is cathing, especial at Comedies.
PENCE IN A FEW WORDS

PENCE IN A FEW WORDS


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  12 comments  •  3 weeks ago
Smalley Pence, created by Al Franken! Pence today: Pence's Accomplishment in only two years. Will he destroy the World?...
Jun 08 3:11pm @5 Just finished my weekly "Electro Shock Treatment" therapy, here, at the Dick Cheney "Kill Them & Leave Them" Nursing Home for Misguided Re-Puritans and Lazy, Left-Leaning Liberals. So I am all...
Neanderthals Are Cropping Up Like Hairs On an Old Man's Nose, and, just as Disgusting!

Neanderthals Are Cropping Up Like Hairs On an Old Man's Nose, and, just as Disgusting!


By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  46 comments  •  one week ago
The history that we have been taught is all wrong!  Anthropologists, and, other half-baked East Coast, Pinko scientists have taught us that "Neanderthals died out about 100,000 years ago", plus, or, minus 100-300,000 years. Well, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & FLOUNDER, of the Less Than Prestigious, Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Imbeciles, No Maroons, Please,...
Jun 04 10:29am @10 A plead to "ADMINISTRATORS", please, do not block or restrict anyone's comment. I am a big girl/guy/transgender/deadbeat/liberal and can take it.Anger is best vented in print, not in person. That...
Jun 04 10:26am @9.1.1 Ouch! Have you driven through Alabama lately? They are on display everywhere, especially in public life.
Jun 04 10:24am @8.1 Thank you, I shall now use that, if you have no objection, in my header, "An Art Form Comforting the Afflicted and Afflicting the Comfortable".Sounds "noble".BTW: What do you think about the Navy...
Jun 04 10:12am @3.1.12 I go to considerable effort to write me EPISTLES "off topic". I am the last person in the entire Universe that once to know what I am talking about.Logic is the bane of all of us!
Jun 04 10:09am @3.1.11 So what if it is "Off Topic". I defy anyone to tell me what topic we are talking about. I sure as Hell do not know.JBB is that "power to judge going to your head"?
Jun 03 7:21am @3.1.10 I could see that. Some of us stick out in a crowd.
Jun 03 7:20am @2.1.14 Exactly, in my family, we, too, had to use the "long sticks" to feed the family Elders. If you got to close they would rip your arm off and eat it.That kind of a family upbringing leaves a stain on...
Jun 02 12:51pm @2.1.12 Ask, some of your relatives on "Death Row", as, I did. They think that parable sucks.So do I. (I don't mean that I suck. I mean I agree with my relatives!)Trump sucks, not I!
Jun 02 12:48pm @7.1 That should read, ". . . WTF is the difference between posting on a BLOG, or, crafting an opus as a pseudo ARTICLE?"The follow-up sentence should read, "They are . . ."!  I suspect it is the...
Jun 02 11:57am @3.1.3 No, you didn't! No one does that. At my lecture, it is so quiet that one can hear a mouse fart, or, lots of them. We speak at Holy places.
Jun 02 11:54am @2.1.10 I haven't thought of it in that light. Perhaps, they were "bathing" me and not trying to convert me back into the party of Corporate Thieves?
Jun 02 7:48am @7 Say, what the Hades is the difference between Blog and Article. There are in different locations and do not seem to communicate with each other?
Jun 01 6:56pm @3.1.1 The Center for Disease Control (CDC), or, someone with similar initials, sent me a telepathic message and asked me to pass it on to my readers, instead of all that gas."Start your day refresh with...
Jun 01 5:26pm @6 Pence always leave "skip marks". It's his signature, so I am told by people. The same "people" who tell Trump everything.  I, too, hear voices, as a telepathic. Do you?
Jun 01 5:21pm @2.1.8 Indeed, make perfect sense to me, after all, I was tied to my bed at the Dick Cheney Nursing Home for Wayward Republicans and watered boarded daily.Now, I love waterboarding and I am working on...
Jun 01 5:18pm @1.1.1 No, not antagonize that is what Trump constantly does. As an "Unemployed Philosopher", my mission is to "ed-u-ma-kate" folks.Is you be ed-u-ma-kate-ed, now, thanks to my illuminations?
Jun 01 5:07pm @5 That is everyone in the WH's job. Starting with Pence, who like to use his tongue.
Jun 01 5:02pm @2.1.7 https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1680780325311990/?t=70Norm, now at Cheers goes off the air.
Jun 01 2:02pm @3 For "Urinalist" which is what we are, it is required! Cleanse the body politics. BTW:  Have you had your Trump Today?
Jun 01 1:08pm @2 This Epistle was "fact checked", and, true to form, all the "facts" were deleted!
Jun 01 1:04pm @1 Author's Note:I trust that this expose will not offend anyone's sensibility. If it does, then, I have done my job. We may not all agree, but, it is still our right to be obnoxious.After all, is...
Anti-Vaxxers are the Worst Kinds of People

Anti-Vaxxers are the Worst Kinds of People


Via: Thrawn 31  •  124 comments  •  2 weeks ago
Jun 03 9:51am @2.1.9 Asteroid struct EARTH the day that POS in the WH walked illegally into the Oval Office.These folks are its spawn. They are spreading like the Measles.
Jun 03 9:46am @2.1.8 And their children will, as well. Are they not the same as those opposed to GRAVITY?
Jun 03 9:45am @1.3 I choose (a)!
How To Post A YouTube Video In NT

How To Post A YouTube Video In NT


By: Raven Wing  •  12 comments  •  3 weeks ago
I have seen that some folks here on NT are not aware of how to embed YouTube videos here on the new site. For those who need help with this, I am posting the steps here for you. Find the YouTube video you want to insert Click on the   Share   tab in gray under the video Click on the   Embed   icon to present the URL. Copy the link in the window which displays the link by...
Jun 03 9:37am @6 Thanks! I had to print it out and use a magnifying glass to read it. But it is very helpful. However, for me, it is extremely complex.At 77.5 years, I have to have a written plan to open the front...
Welcome to My "COMING OUT PARTY"!

Welcome to My "COMING OUT PARTY"!


Via: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  16 comments  •  2 weeks ago
CAUTION:  Trump language tossed about here. https://www.facebook.com/UncleYohnnie/videos/1924070950982925/?t=0 If language offends, but, actions do not, perhaps, you might be better served to take a lap at a Right Wing, Alt-Right, Conservative, Republican site for those with all the answers for "WHITES ONLY". This site is:  Reserved for "Bravehearts", no old farts, just, young...
Jun 02 8:53pm @10 The content is in the comment, silly.
Jun 02 8:53pm @6.1 It is a "work in progress".
Jun 02 8:51pm @4.1.2 We should travel together on the Freaks For Jesus circuit. Christians pay big money to see freaks.
A Man’s Perspective on Leggings

A Man’s Perspective on Leggings


Via: Bob Nelson  •  316 comments  •  3 weeks ago
A few weeks ago an Indiana mother wrote a letter to the Notre Dame University school newspaper, asking women not to wear leggings to Catholic mass. After sitting behind a group of girls in church with her four sons she wrote: I was ashamed for the young women at Mass. I thought of all the other men around and behind us who couldn’t help but see their behinds. My sons know better...
Jun 02 3:12pm @4.1 In Biblical times, women were not allowed to attend the Temple. Churches and Religions are relics of the past.
'Rocketman,' the new Elton John biopic, is a sparkly, musical and magical ride

'Rocketman,' the new Elton John biopic, is a sparkly, musical and magical ride


Via: Perrie Halpern R.A.  •  9 comments  •  4 weeks ago
By   Ani Bundel It is said that all modern pop music is really just based on   four chords . So, in essence, every pop song is mostly the same — it’s how one arranges those chords that makes the music interesting or different. The same can be said for the pop music biopics. The newest entry is “Rocketman,” which focuses on the first 40 years of legend Sir Elton John’s life. On paper, the...
Jun 02 1:38pm @4 What "LEAGUE" is it in, the NBA, NFL, WWWFW, RACKETBALL, or the League of Nations. I am asking for a friend who is to shy to ask for himself.Thanking you in advance!- Jonathan Livingston...