Back From The the LIVING DEAD, like LAZARUS, I am BACK!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  12 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  one month ago

“"The Truth, Nothing But the Truth" is not always da "Tooth", sometimes it is Trump BS!”

My Fellow, News Talkers.communists, I is here, before you, not behind you, to explains the "Tooth, da Whole Tooth, and Nutin' Butt the Tooth so help me, GARFIELD"!Garfield, if you are unaware, is the "nickname" for GOD, as told to me, in a drunken state of excess consumption, that "Donnie TRUMP's...

Looking Forward to Number 3's Pop Up Appearance, are you?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

“"Sometime the best thing one can do to WIPE the compaction O U T!" - Eliza Musk-Rat ”

Oh, my fellow "NEWSTALKERS.COMMUNIST.COM" it is so LOVE-ER-LY to be back from the "Living Dead Heads", where I have unintentionally rested my weary head for these past months.Now, I is back in the "Heat of the Moment", focusing on taking "Dirty Diaper Donnie" down, down to HADES, in order to lift...

We Are In a New Civil War - Where Stupid Vs. Sane!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  82 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  6 months ago

“Which side are you on?”

Brothers & Sista of the CORNHOLE DEGENERATION, if'n' for some perverted reason your think "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE" is going to fix the crack in your oversized butt.You be mistaken!Donnie doesn't give a RAT'S PATOOTIE about you, or anything, butt his own cracked arse.Ask yourself this:"Is Donnie...

Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  32 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  6 months ago

“"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is losing his SHAT and needs your help! - Jonathan Lipschitz, Part Time Idiot & Full Time Moron”

Twenty-three women came forward, accusing Trump of raping and sexually assaulting them without their consent."Dirty Diaper Donnie", currently, squatting in a NYC courtroom, pooping his pants, farting, cursing under his breath, and falling to sleep is MAGA-LUNATICS choice for President of the...

They aren't LIBERALS! They are COLLEGE KIDS who want to get out of their END OF YEAR E X A M S!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

The "Hubbala, Media Frenzy" of concern college students protesting have nothing to do with the killing of innocent people in Israel.In my "clubbed" mind, it is the perfect way for COLLEGE STUDENTS (of any age) to avoid cramming for their:FINALS!Is that so difficult to understand. What do losers...

Trump pledges that if re-elected he will NEVER rape another girl again.

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Satire  •  43 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"What a gracious, beast"! - Mark Swain”

Donnie has a new campaign slogan:  "I pledge to you, fellow MAGA-LOONS from this day forward, that if I am re-elected, I will NEVER rape again!"That is the most peculiar pledge in the history of this country, or so I am told, by one of my hallucinations.When our reporter, "Little Johnnie Jump Up"...

Trump's Trial Antics: Snoring, Farting, Tinkling, and Pooping!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  53 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Making America Stink, Again!" Jonathan Lipschitz”

"Dirty Diaper Donnie's" 4th day in court was a doozy:SNORINGFARTINGLEAKINGand finally,the cou de gra:POOPING his pants.And, you want to put this CESSPOOL/GARBAGE TRUCK back in office?What trait attract you to "Dirty Diaper Donnier", his cadre of unpaid professional WIPERS?Perhaps, you share the...

Did #45, do #2, during Jury selection?

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  42 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Fragrance is a powerful influence..." Perfume Tester”

The Juror selection process was interrupted this afternoon to allow "Dirty Diaper Donnie" to be removed from the Courtroom to address his biological needs. Several potential jurors held their noise, while the Defense claimed it was an "orchestrated protestation of  'bias' against their client,...

Republicans' new Conspiracy: "Hunter Biden Snuffed O.J."!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  31 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Desperate people say desperate things about other people!" - Animus”

Broke Back Mountain's BREAKING NEWS:"The Hole News & Nothing But the HO's News, So Help me GOD of Redemption! According to Broke Back Mountain's sordid "sauces", Ghouliani, and Steve ("Never Bathes") Bunions,  a "RIGHT WING cabal", spearheaded by Margaret Taylor Green (aka, "Three Toes"), and...

Sissified LIBERALS - "Stand Back & Stand Down"!

By: Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  News & Politics  •  59 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  7 months ago

“"Don't hire the STUPIST, most corrupt Ass-wipe to do your job. Hire the most pristine". -Anal-molus”

Brothers & Sisters of the "CORNHOLE DEGENERATION", you know who I am talking about:You Left Leaning Liberals & Right Wing-Nut Jobs to lazy to get a job, because you are wasting your life away playing that damnable Devil's game, "CORN HOLE"!Why when I was a kid if I told my parents I...