Trump's Best Moments
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • Entertainment • 176 Comments • 8 Likes • 3 months ago
“"Epstein was my best friend, but I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump”
"Donald's" BE BEST moments:1. "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"2. "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"3. "I Believe PUTIN!" 4. "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 5. "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"6. "Epstein is a FUN guy."7. "Thought & Prayers."8. "FAKE NEWS!"9. "Bolton might as well be a DEMOCRAT!"10....
Miss Lindsey Undressed
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 193 Comments • 4 Likes • 5 months ago
“"I am not gay. I just act that way." - Lindsey Graham, (R) Senator, S.Carolina”
CAUTION: "Juicy, homo-erotic material scattered among the lies, which may offend the timid!" - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, Author, Publisher of Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It!The following transcript was recorded during a Seance conducted with "Miss Linsey Graham",...
'Merica is Going To Hell In A Handbag
Via: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 5 months ago
“"What difference does it make if it is a DESIGNER'S HANDBAG?" - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, "Doctored"”
While cleaning out my closet, I stumbled across this video which I believe explains everything you need to know.Don't thank me. Thank you for listening.Not sure how to insert a video, so I am doing it twice. Please take notes, cause there will be a test when I am sober.
The Skeletons in Trump's Closet Are Walking
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 191 Comments • 7 Likes • 5 months ago
“"Jeffrey Epstein is a terrific guy!" - Donald J. Trump, accused child rapist”
Did Donald J. Trump, the Fake POTUS, Real POS & William Barr, The Fake Attorney General, real POS, order the Suicide/Murder of Epstein?Both men had personal ties to Jeffrey, the convicted child sex predator, and notorious NYC's pimp to the Wild & Wooly UBER RICH. Both men are fat...
TRUMP: "The CLINTONS DID IT!"
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 221 Comments • 6 Likes • 5 months ago
“"Epstein was my best friend, but, I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump”
CAUTION: No Room in this INN for prudes! Only "free spirits, free thinkers, left-leaning liberals and problem solvers."Right-Wing Nuts, should probably "buzz off". The truth is frightening for those with a closed mind, little or no education, and, boxed in by their backwoods religious...
"Hey, Hey Trump - How Many Kids Did You Lock Up, Today?"
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 167 Comments • 6 Likes • 6 months ago
“"I will lock up MS-13 on my first day in office". - Donald J. Trump”
Trump separated three hundred children (300) [for those that can't read, but, know their numbers] as his Goosestepping ICE Troops rounded up suspected, undocumented parents working at a Mississippi food processing plant.According to the new rules established by ICE'S newest director, Herr...
Will Mueller Carve Trump a New One?
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • Op/Ed • 133 Comments • 6 Likes • 5 months ago
“"No collusion, no obstruction"! - Donald J. Trump”
Hopefully, Robert Mueller's testimony to the United States House of Representatives' Judiciary Committee, scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m., July 24, 2019 will be the shot fired across Trump befuddled brow and end his daily assault on our Republic form of government.The 445 page Mueller...
Have You Noticed How Many People SHAT Their Pants, Now, that Trump set the Standard?
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • COLLABORATIVE ARTS FORUM • 70 Comments • 5 Likes • 6 months ago
“"He not only shats the bed, but his pants when golfing". Melanoma”
WARNING: Satire . . . Do Not Run To Your Bomb Shelter. If you are offended by words, but, not "deeds", skip this article.Presidents, even "fake" ones like Trump, often set trends that are quickly picked up by the general public and become the new "rave" of the moment, e.g., baggy pants hanging...
Exactly what does the use of the term "meta" mean in TheNewsTalker.com lexicon?
By: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • Metafied • 26 Comments • 3 Likes • 7 months ago
Exactly what are you talking about, Sandy-2021492, when you say "enough with the meta"? The American Heritage Dictionary of English defines "Meta" as a "River rising in the West Central part of Columbia". The other usages indicate that it is a "prefix for anatomy," e.g., "Metacarpus". Does...
The mystery surrounding Jeffrey Epstein's PRIVATE ISLAND is telling a tale!
Via: Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! • News & Politics • 11 Comments • 2 Likes • 6 months ago
“Epstein is a lot of fun. He love women more than me, and, younger, too" - Donald J. Trump ”
Locals call it "The Perverts Island", or, "Orgy Island", where Jeffrey Epstein and his VIP friends threw parties featuring underage girls and some of the most influential names in America were frequent visitors.Names that pop up include TRUMP, Clinton, members of the Senate and the House of...