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8  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    7 months ago

It's not that I don't like Donald J. Trump. It just that I think he is the GREATEST THREAT TO AMERICA since Hip Hop Music screwed everything up.

Does anyone know what they are saying?

 
 
 
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7  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

I am aware that many of you cannot read, that is why I am posting this VIDEO.

 
 
 
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6  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

I know, that some folks, here, on "The News Talkers.Commies", think I don't know what I am talkin' about, and I don't, but, I am compelled by "The Jesus" to spread the "Tooth", so help me, 'JESUS!

Send $25.00 (CASH) so I might spread the word and save our nation of NUTS!

 
 
 
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5  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

WARNING: 

My "Sauces" (Ghoulianni, Steve "Never Took a Bath" Bunion, Lauren "Hand Job" Boebert and the "Jews are responsible for California's forest fires" Marjorie Taylor Green) have it on "pretty sketchy info that a new strain of the WEASEL OUTBREAK is spreading like Mike Johnson denying that he uses "Male Escort services, whenever he is in Washington D.C., and his wife is not!

This "RED-NECK, MAGA LUNATIC RE-PURITAN PARTY" created Pandemic has complete and total control of Republicans in Congress, who are scared to death that 
"Dirty Diaper Donnie's" MAGA LUNATICS will turn on them, refusing to vote to re-elect them, if they refuse to do what Citizen T-Rump Bone Spur wants them to do.

"The Weasel Outbreaks" are not new. They have hit Republicans and Democrats, alike, causing the victims to "pee their pants" every ten minutes unless they do what they are told by a handful of the CABOL's Super Rich, Super Mean, Financial "Mover & Shake Shifters, responsible for the Cattle mutilation in 'MuriKKKa (the "You Do As You Are Told Country" of mostly white cowards.)!

That is why it is imperative that every Pear Head in 'MuriKKKa vote Re-Puritans out of all public office before they completely wreck our country and blame it on the Democrats.

A mask will not protect you. VOTE, once, twice maybe three hundred times to save your country, your jobs, and your children from this new "WEASEL OUTBREAK"!

 
 
 
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4  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

I am having difficulty posting my "Less Than Comprehensible VIDEOS", which I created some time ago.

Below is another example of my "CARDINAL SINS"!

Is there anyone out there in "WHACK-WHACK LAND", whose life is so miserable that you might have time to assist me in my "Crackpot" endeavors?

At 82, I have a few (100) loose screws. I would any help, now that I have escaped from the DICK CHENEY NURSING HOME for WAYWARD REPUBLICANS, where Water Boarding is not torture.  It is the therapy!

 
 
 
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3  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

I am having difficulty posting my "Less Than Comprehensible VIDEOS", which I created some time ago.

Below is another example of my "CARDINAL SINS"!

Is there anyone out there in "WHACK-WHACK LAND", whose life is so miserable that you might have time to assist me in my "Crackpot" endeavors?

At 82, I have a few (100) loose screws. I would any help, now that I have escaped from the DICK CHENEY NURSING HOME for WAYWARD REPUBLICANS, where Water Boarding is not torture.  It is the therapy!

 
 
 
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2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

"Doctored" Jonathan Lipstichz is a Certified PT (part-time) Moron and Full Time Idiot, who has his entire worthless life devoted to "Ed-U-Ma-Kating" other Fools for only $8.00 per month. (Cash Only).

In a noble effort to make 'MURIKA a stronger, redder Nation, full of like souls and silos filled with a lifetime of Ferment Sheep Dip, available ONLY at his humble, 70,000 sq ft Mansion, in lovely, but nearly all torn down, Mildew, Ohio, where there are NO jobs, not even "BLOW JOBS", thanks to the Right-Wing, Re-Puritans who came to town and converted the entire village to their EVIL-GENITAL VOODOO!

That is why I am asking you for a donation of $8.00 per month to help us combat this

terrible PAN-DAMN-IT, posed to sweep our nation, not with a broom, but with a shortage of Bed Pans.

So, Checks or Credit Cards, damn it, I ain't got time to fool with banks.

 
 
 
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1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Brother & Sisters of the "Corn Hole De-Generation", you know who I am talking to -
The Right-Wing Dip Shitz and Left-Leaning Lazy Arse Liberal to stone to get a job, that don't exist, cause Republicans shipped them all overseas to Communist China.

Now, 'Murika is facing another PAN DAMN IT!